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The audience was already paralyzed with laughter and tears!

At the same time, there was a lot of laughter and buzz online.

"Hahaha, this product is so good at nonsense, I moved all the moving batches to Paris"

"This cross talk is so fun, you can hear anything"

"Paris, the capital of fashion, has plummeted!"

"It seems that this product often goes to the batch, and I even know how to get the goods!"

"It's very close to their school, so I definitely go there often"

……

The circle of friends in college is even more lively.

Gangzi: "This product should be invited to be the spokesperson, this advertisement is amazing!"

Hao Jun: "Hahaha, cross talk really comes from life, and he doesn't go less to criticize him"

Lei Jun: "Get the goods! This classic, buddy will try it in two days"

Ye Xiaotong: "Let's go and criticize Qin Feng's classmates, can we get the clothes at the bottom price?"

Li Fang: "Hehehe, maybe it's really possible! Let's try it with our student ID when school starts."

……

On stage, the show continues.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed forward: "There is also a Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris"

Lin Yang nodded: "Yes!"

Qin Feng smiled and said, "Unmarried young men should go"

Lin Yang asked puzzledly, "What's the matter?"

Qin Feng explained: "You listen to this name, there are no men, the rest are all women."

"Hahaha"

Another burst of laughter.

Yes, another winner is in his hands!

Lin Yang shook his hand: "It's not next to each other!"

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and gestured to paint: "If you are good at painting and like art, there is a place in Paris that you must go."

Lin Yang asked, "Where?"

Qin Feng said loudly: "Braised Boiling Palace"

"Poof!"

Many people burst into laughter instantly.

Lin Yang reluctantly replied: "What a commotion there!

Qin Feng defended: "You didn't translate it well"

Lin Yang said angrily: "Who didn't translate well?"

Qin Feng drew a picture frame in front of him: "It's all the paintings of famous artists! There are all kinds of surnames and everything, there are also paintings of Chinese, and there are also paintings of the late great painter Qi Shaobai, painting a radish, painting a cabbage, painting an eggplant, painting a cabbage is hundreds of thousands!"

Lin Yang nodded: "It's good!"

Qin Feng said with emotion: "Painting a cabbage sells for hundreds of thousands, if you draw a Xinfadi wholesale market!

"Hahaha" burst into laughter.

Draw a new place, you kid dare to think about it!

Lin Yang glared and shook his hand: "I haven't heard of it, Qi Shaobai is going to the vegetable market?"

The laughter grew louder and louder.

Several calligraphy and painting masters who knew Qin Feng were watching TV at this time, and they couldn't wait to tear him out of it and beat him up.

At the same time, they also laughed, this bastard is so good at!

Qin Feng lit one by one on the stage: "Radish, cabbage, eggplant, eggs, leeks, zucchini mutton, beef and green onions, vegetarian three fresh, meat three fresh"

As he gestured, laughter rang out one after another.

Lin Yang smiled and stretched out his hand to stop: "Qi Shao Baijing painted the stuffing, what's the matter?" Okay, stop drawing!"

Qin Feng put down his hand and sighed: "It's a good painting! I advise everyone to have time to go out and play more, don't stay at home, go out and enjoy the beautiful mountains and rivers"

Lin Yang nodded and said, "Go!"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "I just came back from abroad two days ago"

Lin Yang asked, "Where are you?"

Qin Feng replied: "Russia! There is a song praising it, Russia has a good scenery, play my beloved pipa, and be a ...... when it is a local."

"Hahaha"

Laughter immediately rang out.

"Slap, slap, slap、......"

At the same time, the audience began to hum and beat him again

Lin Yang hurriedly stopped with a smile: "Okay, okay, don't sing"

Qin Feng smiled and pointed to the audience: "I don't want to sing either, they shoot"

"Hahaha"

Everyone laughed.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed outward: "It's okay to go out and have fun, remember, be kind to yourself, especially when you go out to take a plane, try to buy a first-class ticket."

Lin Yang nodded: "That's comfortable"

Qin Feng had an expression of enjoyment: "First class is the most comfortable! You pick it yourself, I will have first class wherever I go."

Lin Yang didn't believe it: "Really?"

Qin Feng nodded: "I've been here for a first-class ticket all these years, unless they out"

Lin Yang smiled and shook his hand: "I haven't sat on it once!"

Qin Feng turned his head to look at Lin Yang, and then said: "I'm sitting down, buy tickets there, whatever, no one stops you, first class, business class, economy class, squat tickets, and standing tickets."

"Hahaha" was another violent burst of laughter.

Lin Yang was dumbfounded, raised his hand and said, "Ah!

Qin Feng nodded: "Yes, there are all, buy it, you have to leave early to get home, because it won't wait for you if you're late."

Lin Yang: "Yes, planes don't wait for anyone"

Qin Feng tidied up his clothes: "Go early, I've been to the security check, do you understand the security check?"

Lin Yang nodded: "It's just a check!"

Qin Feng made a gesture of raising his gun to aim: "Yes, you want to drive a tank and end a submachine gun, you can't go!"

Lin Yang laughed and said, "Isn't this nonsense, how can you get over?"

The laughter started again, did you go through the security check like this? You also drove a tank and a submachine gun, it was awesome!

Qin Feng gestured on the buttons of his clothes, then opened his arms and said, "Go through the security check and unbutton yourself."

Lin Yang was completely dumbfounded, and after a pause, he opened his arms and said, "Hang it at the security check!"

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter at the scene and in front of the TV rang out again.

This is a security check, not a fruit run!

Qin Feng touched his body: "You can't carry things, you can't walk with a chainsaw, a Fang Tian painting halberd, a mace or something."

Lin Yang raised his chin and pouted him: "Nonsense, you leave it there!"

The laughter became louder, and many people laughed so hard that they still couldn't stop laughing.

Qin Feng waved his hand: "Go, go inside, don't squeeze, there are big seats, go, inside, go"

Lin Yang smiled: "It's changed to a small public"

Qin Feng gave a thumbs up: "The first class cabin is the best, just sit down, the flight attendant came over, carrying hot water"

Lin Yang asked puzzledly, "What are you doing?"

Qin Feng leaned down and said, "Come, burn your feet"

There was another burst of laughter.

Lin Yang glared at him and said in surprise: "Ah! Hot feet on the plane?"

Qin Feng spread his hands: "What to drink, drinks and everything, beer, drinks, coffee, black tea, well pulling cold water, all of them, come"

Lin Yang was shocked again: "There is still a well on the plane to draw cold water?"

"Hahaha"

The audience was amused by this ridiculous line.

It's time to wrap up!Qin Feng and Lin Yang exchanged glances.

So far, both of them are very satisfied, there are no problems with the performance, although some materials have been added, but the performance time has not been extended.

Since the director didn't warn and prompt in the headphones, it means that everything is normal, as long as the performance is completed in this state, this is a perfect performance!

It's just the last trembling!

Back-office cockpit.

The director team is also very satisfied with their performance, just waiting for a beautiful ending, and then they can celebrate.

Regarding Qin Feng's unauthorized addition, Director Guan did not intend to pursue it.

Like the Spring Festival Gala, this move did not reduce the fun of cross talk and lengthen the performance time, but made this cross talk more complete and hilarious.

The director team, who originally hated and loved Qin Feng and Lin Yang, now has only love for them!

With such a high-level performance, how can you not love these party directors?

In the hearts of several directors, the two have undoubtedly become treasures, as long as they direct large-scale galas in the future, these two boys are undoubtedly stars who must be invited.

With them, there is no need to worry about bad ratings and live atmosphere!

On the stage, there was another burst of laughter.

Crosstalk began to enter the finishing stage.

Qin Feng raised his hand and said, "Flying into the air, the stewardess is coming, all untie, all untie."

Lin Yang was very puzzled: "What are you doing, this is?"

Qin Feng said with a bitter face: "Skydiving"

Lin Yang asked, "Can't do it?"

Qin Feng waved his hand: "The driver is motion sick, and it's already been down."

Lin Yang shouted in surprise: "Whew-!"

"Hahaha"

The scene burst into laughter.

What kind of plane are you on?

Qin Feng opened his hands to both sides and said, "Open the door, go!" and kick down one by one."

As he spoke, he was still kicking people down.

Lin Yang laughed and said, "Kick down?"

The studio laughed louder and louder.

Qin Feng pointed upward: "I'm afraid of this, I'm afraid that the parachute won't be opened, go down and take a look, ho!

Lin Yang breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good"

Qin Feng raised his head and glanced up: "Except for me!"

Lin Yang smiled and raised his hand to point: "You didn't open it?"

"Hahaha" was another burst of laughter.

Qin Feng pointed upward: "They are all floating in the air, I'll go down, hurry, whoosh!"

Lin Yang nodded: "That's right!"

Qin Feng said with a bitter face: "What should I do? From the bottom, a middle-aged woman came up, I went down, she went up, and the second horse kicked me by mistake and shouted to her, 'Will you repair a parachute?', 'No!, will you repair a gas tank?'"

Lin Yang laughed and said, "Ahhh

After saying that, the two took a step back with a smile, bowed to the audience, and turned to walk off the stage.

The cross talk ends.

"Hahaha"

Behind them burst into laughter.

"Bang Bang Bang"

The applause was as warm as a tsunami, and it swept the entire studio in an instant.

Every family watching the Lantern Festival party also laughed and applauded.

"Okay!

"Qin Feng, Lin Yang, you guys are amazing!"

"Bah-!"

The cheers, cheers, and boos rang out at the same time, deafening.

Countless hot comments poured out on the Internet in an instant.

"Awesome! This cross talk is awesome!"

"I'm laughing to death, I love Qin Feng's cross talk!"

"I didn't say it, vote for Qin Feng!"

"The best shows tonight are "Selling Abduction" and "I Want to Travel", as well as Han Ru's "Sonorous Rose", there is no other choice, they are all Qin Feng's works, this is a big deal!"

"The joy continues, let's go to Shaanxi * West Satellite TV, there is still a hilarious laugh"

"Really, I don't know how Qin Feng's "Water Margin" stand-up is?

"It's going to be hilarious, let's go!"

……

More and more viewers switched stations, and the ratings of Shaanxi West Satellite TV suddenly began to soar, far exceeding the expectations of the director team, making them all stunned and ecstatic.

The CCTV Lantern Festival Gala is still going on and is coming to an end.

Outside the studio, countless bright fireworks burst out in the sky over the capital, decorating this beautiful full moon night with extra colorful decorations!

Thousands of trees bloom at night in the east wind. More blows down, stars like rain. BMW carved cars are full of fragrance. The sound of the phoenix flute moves, the light of the jade pot turns, and the fish and dragon dance all night.

…… (To be continued.) )