Chapter 147: Selling Mummies

Qin Feng counted the places he traveled on the stage. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

In every country and every scenic spot, he can find out the slots that are different and impossible for others to think of, and complain wildly

With his extremely funny lines, the laughter in the studio was shocking, and the front of the TV was also bursting with laughter.

The ratings continued to soar, and soon surpassed the Lantern Festival Gala ratings record set by "Selling Abduction".

Every second since then, "I Want to Travel" has set a new record of its own.

The backstage main control room was thunderous, and everyone in the director team looked at the newly born record, and they were almost crazy with joy.

Although it is only a temporary sample and does not make a complete number, based on past experience, the difference between this data and the actual ratings is negligible.

So the ratings data that the directors see now is the latest ratings record of the Lantern Festival Gala!

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On stage, the show continues.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang naturally had no way of knowing the madness of the director team of the party in the main control room, at this time they had completely integrated into the joyful atmosphere of the scene, and the performance was becoming more and more dedicated, and more and more exquisite.

With loud laughter, Qin Feng said to the next destination.

He turned his head and asked Lin Yang, "Have you been to Egypt?"

Lin Yang shook his head: "I haven't been to Egypt"

Qin Feng turned to the audience: "Egypt is an ancient country, and there is a local product there, mummies"

Lin Yang was taken aback: "Mummy, souvenir?"

Qin Feng rolled his hand: "The dead man wrapped it in a cloth, put it there, and swished him"

Lin Yang emphasized: "Pharaoh!"

Qin Feng smiled and pointed outward: "I'm going to carry one back and send it to Panjiayuan, and I'll be rich!"

"Hahaha"

The scene suddenly erupted in earth-shattering laughter.

Carry a mummy to Pan Jiayuan and sell it! You really want to come out! Don't freak out the vendors who set up stalls in Pan Jiayuan!

Lin Yang smiled and continued: "Why are you holding back your business all the time?"

Qin Feng smiled and continued: "How good is this, this, can I steal one?"

Lin Yang smiled and shook his hand: "No, there are many people!"

The scene burst into laughter.

Qin Feng was surprised: "This is too high-tech, it's still counting at night, sixty-six, here!"

Lin Yang's eyes widened in shock: "Here!"

Qin Feng continued to count with a smile: "Sixty-seven, here! Sixty-eight, sixty-eight"

The audience cooperated and shouted: "......"

The shouts were deafening.

"Hahaha"

After counting the numbers, there was a violent burst of laughter.

The audience was crazy!

Qin Feng laughed and pointed to the audience: "You are here, including sixty-nine and seventy!"

The laughter grew louder and louder, and it was about to blow off the roof of the studio.

In front of the TV and on the Internet, it was also completely boiling.

"Qin Feng has completely said the cross talk! Can you still interact with the audience like this?"

"The atmosphere of this scene is really amazing!"

"He can create such a scene, who has seen it before!"

"Hahaha, it's so fun! I also want to go to the scene to listen to his cross talk."

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Grandpa's house.

There was a lot of laughter.

The younger brother laughed and shouted, "Seventy-one!"

My sister also came to join in the fun: "Seventy-two!

My aunt laughed and patted the two of them: "Hahaha, don't mess around with your brother!"

Uncle also laughed and said, "This little wind is so good at tossing, why did you think of this?"

Mom was so laughing that she couldn't speak, and she wiped her tears there, and Dad, Grandpa, and Grandma were also laughing.

The small home is full of laughter!

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Not everyone is happy, and there are some people with mixed moods in front of the TV.

Many mainstream cross talk actors are extremely envious when they see this happy scene on TV, when can they have such a hot performance scene!

Although they are at odds with Qin Feng at the moment, each of them has to admit that Qin Feng is indeed a cross talk genius!

Needless to say, the outstanding and unparalleled creative ability, just this free on-site control also makes other cross talk actors unreachable!

Many actors will be unconsciously nervous when they stand on stage, only have their own lines in their minds, and they can't take care of anything else, let alone interact with the audience easily.

Even some actors will be so nervous that they forget the words, resulting in the performance smashing the pot and having to put the backup tape.

Only those experienced veteran actors can cope with it more easily.

But if they want to let them talk and laugh like Qin Feng and perform easily, they obviously can't do it, so they can only envy!

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Amid laughter, the show continued.

Lin Yang smiled and shook his hand: "I haven't heard of it!"

Qin Feng turned his head and glanced at Lin Yang, and said with a smile: "Anyway, if I get two, I'll lose two there, what about you and your girlfriend being idle, right?"

Lin Yang was surprised: "What are you doing?"

Qin Feng rolled his hand again and said with a smile: "I'll wrap a white cloth around you and your girlfriend, lie there, I'll sell the money and come back to pick you up."

"Hahaha"

Laughter immediately resumed, and people burst into tears.

How did you come up with this? There's a hole in your head!

Cong Shan was stupid, looking at the TV screen in a daze, why did you pull me up again? Qin Feng, you are too bad, too damaged!

Although surprised, Cong Shan also found it very funny, and the smile on her face couldn't be concealed at all, and she was about to burst into laughter.

The other college classmates were already laughing to death at this time, and they were all mourning for Lin Yang and Cong Shan in their hearts, it seems that Qin Feng is going to make fun of them to the end today!

Lin Yangqi asked loudly: "What if you can't sell it?"

Qin Feng smiled and spread his hands: "Look, Egypt won't lose anyway"

Lin Yang rolled his eyes and pushed Qin Feng: "If you look at it, the two of us will die!"

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter exploded again, and the audience at the scene and in front of the TV set was completely crazy with laughter.

The circle of friends in the university was filled with laughter and ridicule in an instant.

Hao Jun: "Lin Yang and Cong Shan are so unlucky!

Wang Beina: "Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, what about Cong Shan, come out and talk about what it's like to be a mummy!"

Ye Xiaotong: "Cong Shan, I didn't expect you to be a mummy, this profession is good, and you will be famous through the ages!"

Cong Shan: "Who wants to be a mummy! Qin Feng, this bastard, look at how I clean him up at the beginning of school, it's too annoying!"

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In the midst of laughter, Qin Feng continued to travel.

He glanced at Lin Yang and said, "How is France?"

Lin Yang gave a thumbs up and nodded: "That's a good place!"

Qin Feng turned his head to look at the audience and said, "I have to buy some good clothes when I go to France."

Lin Yang agreed: "The clothes there are world-famous"

Qin Feng pointed to the audience: "Parisian fashion, that is the world's fashion pioneers, especially girls, you are going, thinking about buying clothes!"

Lin Yang nodded: "Yes, yes, yes"

Qin Feng stretched out his finger and pointed: "Do you know where to go......?"

"Hahaha" A loud laugh rang out, this place name is so kind!

Qin Feng continued: "The zoo is a wholesale market, go early, and you have to say, I'll get the goods!"

The laughter was so tight that the audience was so happy that they fell to a halt.

In front of the TV, many Beijing viewers, as well as people who went to college here or lived here, laughed and cried.

It's so good at nonsense! Isn't this talking nonsense with your eyes open! When did Paris also move the criticism?

"Bang Bang Bang"

The applause was followed by thunderous roars.

Lin Yang smiled and raised his finger: "You are talking about this is the Bei*Beijing Zoo"

Qin Feng smiled awkwardly: "Paris!"

Lin Yang pouted him: "That's Paris!"

The applause and laughter continued, and the atmosphere was completely high! )