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The show begins.

Looking at the many excited eyes in the audience, Qin Feng unconsciously became excited.

He took a deep breath, looked at the audience with a smile and said:

"There are a lot of Japanese friends here today, and they may not know much about our art form. To explain, this is called cross talk, and it is a traditional language art."

Lin Yang smiled and continued: "No need to explain, they already know very well, especially how to scold people without swearing!" “

"Hahaha"

The scene burst into laughter.

"I'm afraid these devils will never want to listen to cross talk again! You've scolded people like that."

"Eat mosaic, it's too vicious!"

……

Qin Feng smiled and nudged Lin Yang's shoulder.

"You, really don't open any pot, do you have to consider the feelings of your Japanese friends!"

Lin Yang pouted angrily: "This will you know that you have considered other people's feelings, why did you go earlier?" ”

"Hahaha"

Another burst of laughter.

Qin Feng smiled and continued: "Actually, we can also get in touch with some Japanese people in life."

Lin Yang: "Really? ”

Qin Feng nodded: "I can touch it."

Lin Yang cushioned one word: "Hmm"

Qin Feng continued: "My impression of the Japanese is not particularly good, I live not far from that community, there are indeed Japanese, sometimes they do things quite annoying."

Lin Yang asked curiously, "What's the matter?" ”

Qin Feng gestured with his hand and explained: "There are two Japanese at my door, two people, big and tall!" The Japanese are not tall, except for these two,...... tall! One 1m1, one 1m2"

"Hahaha"

Hearing this, the audience burst into laughter.

Lin Yang smiled: "It's shorter than the usual Japanese!" ”

There was a lot of laughter in the auditorium, and the audience watching the live broadcast also burst into laughter.

Netizens are crazy with joy.

"Oh no, is Japan that short!"

"Big tall man, this thing is too lacking in virtue"

"It is foreseeable that after this cross talk, the devils at the scene will vomit blood and die"

……

After interpreting and explaining, the devils at the scene also understood what Qin Feng meant, and they suddenly rolled their eyes in anger, and everyone looked at Qin Feng on the stage, their teeth clucking.

Qin Feng didn't pay attention to their stubble and continued to open losses.

He gestured with his hand again and said, "High! Wearing high heels and standing on tiptoe, you can walk under the car."

Lin Yang smiled and said, "Okay! ”

Qin Feng said with a look of disdain: "Big tall man! At the door, no one paid attention to them, and no one looked down on them,...... He also played with some of that fine art."

Lin Yang looked curious: "What?" ”

Qin Feng made a gesture of playing ball: "The two of us are playing golf with us on the alley street, near the community, you see"

Lin Yang was surprised: "Whew! Is that the place? ”

Qin Feng compared the length of about twenty centimeters:

"The cue is also small, just that big, the ball is just boiled a quail egg, and then I get some iron, iron marbles, and the two of them beat it with small sticks...... It's interesting! ”

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter.

Lin Yang replied with a smile: "Really? ”

Qin Feng waved his hand to make a batting motion: "You look like a puppet holding a chopstick!" While! Tough ...... Hit it out, and the two of them ran over on their feet."

Lin Yang smiled: "It's time for Lilliputia!" ”

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said with a smile: "Ah, this ball is 10 meters out, it takes him half a day to pick it up, and it is not easy to get two rounds a day."

Lin Yang: "Hehehe, pick up all the balls!" ”

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter, and many of them burst into tears.

The eyes of the devils in the audience were about to split, and they stared at Qin Feng viciously one by one.

The stick not far from them looked at the devil with sympathy.

The audience outside the stadium was already laughing like crazy.

There were bursts of laughter in all dormitories, laboratories, and classrooms of Peking University.

Of course, there are also roars from the international student building.

……

Qin Feng and Lin Yang continued to spray poisonous juice at the devil.

Qin Feng looked in the direction of the devils and said with a smile: "It takes a lot of time to pick up the ball. I got into trouble that day, the daughter-in-law had bad eyes, and the ball was 'bell...... Ren'er ...... 'out, just listen to that'...... Whoa, the glass shattered"

Lin Yang said regretfully: "Yo! …… Get! ”

Qin Feng stared at his feet dumbfounded: "Look at the two of you, what should you do?" Find it, find it! Look and see, find this side, there's such a one, well, the door of the community, look there, the glass is broken"

Lin Yang continued: "Oh! ”

Qin Feng made a knock on the door: "The two of them are knocking on the door,...... As soon as the door opened, it was silly to look at it"

Lin Yang: "What? ”

Qin Feng looked at it: "I can see through this door, the window is broken, and the vase on the ground is also broken,...... Their little balls were resting on the ground."

Lin Yang spread his hands towards the audience: "Look at it!" ”

Qin Feng lowered his head and looked at his feet: "The owner of the house looked at them and lowered his head: What's the matter with you two?" ......'I'm sorry, this, that we played, we broke that, we apologize'"

"Hahaha"

Qin Feng's action of looking down made everyone laugh again.

"Are devils so short, you can almost see the surface of your feet"

The devils in the audience are already fainting.

Lin Yang sighed: "Look! “

Qin Feng said politely: "No need to apologize, it's okay!" I have to thank both of you."

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "What are you doing here?" “

Qin Feng stammered: "This, for the sake of it, why?" What's going on? You- what's going on? ......'Ah, I'm not an ordinary person, I'm an immortal.'"

Lin Yang was taken aback: "Immortal! “

Qin Feng continued: "I've been staying in that vase, you saved me today, and I can't get out if the vase doesn't break." …… Yo! The two of them were happy, the two of them were happy, I just heard that there was this 'fairy in the vase', and I met today."

Lin Yang nodded: "Hmm!" “

Qin Feng said excitedly: "They all said that you can make a wish, can you help the two of us with something?" …… The fairy said, 'All right, do you have any requirements?' Mention it'"

Lin Yang was pleasantly surprised: "Mention it!" “

Qin Feng rubbed his hands and said, "This husband said: 'This, I want China's territory, do you think you can give it to me?'" ‘“

Lin Yang's mouth opened wide in surprise: "There is still this heart!" “

"Bah-!"

Deafening boos rang out from the scene.

The face of the Japanese is even darker.

At the scene, the faces of the teachers of Peking University and the leaders of the Ministry of Education became much more serious, how could Qin Feng dare to touch this topic? It's too daring!

Many people who watched the live broadcast outside the venue also chuckled in their hearts, this product is really bold!

And those who hated Qin Feng's immortality almost cheered when they heard this, they finally had a handle!

Qin Feng's teachers and friends began to worry about him when they heard this.

……

At the scene in the auditorium, Qin Feng did not pause and continued:

"The fairy said, 'Okay, it's okay, you go home in a while, and you have a room on the bed, which is China's territory, and it's yours!' “

Lin Yang's face was full of questions: "Fang Ben? “

"Bah-!"

The boos continued.

The expressions of the students at the scene were much more serious than just now, and many of them couldn't laugh anymore.

Qin Feng changed her voice and said: "This, the daughter-in-law also said: 'I want, I want all the gold and jewelry in China'"

Lin Yang sighed: "This greed! “

Qin Feng waved his hand and said, "Let's go home and take a look, next to the house book, it's yours, no problem!" “

Lin Yang opened his mouth and asked, "It's all jewelry?" “

Speaking of this, Lin Yang's heart was actually up and down.

He didn't know what was going on, so he could only follow Qin Feng's words and say that he was starting to plan for the worst, and he might be unlucky today!

Qin Feng paused, lowered his head and said, "But this is like this, my immortal mana is small, I can only promise you one by one, and I have to keep such a wish for myself...... Can you satisfy me? “

Lin Yang paused: "Yes"

Qin Feng nodded affirmatively: "Huh! The two said: 'No problem, we Japanese are the most honest, we can meet you, you say, what are the requirements?' ’“

Lin Yang raised his chin: "Mention it!" “

Qin Feng explained with a sad face: "I, an immortal, have been in the vase for a thousand years, ah, I saw your wife today, I am very happy, I hope that with your wife, can we lie on the bed together for a while?" “

Lin Yang smiled and asked, "Lying down?" “

"Hahaha"

All the students at the scene have already started to burst into laughter.

Sure enough, Qin Feng didn't hold back his farts at all!

"The true colors of the stinky hooligan will never change, and it has gone around to the meat joke again!"

The people outside the arena who were worried about Qin Feng's mistake all smiled and relaxed.

The country is easy to change, and the nature is difficult to change!

In the final analysis, all the words of this kid are to pave the way for the final loss of the devil, isn't this coming!

And those who thought they had caught Qin Feng's handle sat down in disappointment, this time there was no drama again!

The teachers of Peking University and the leaders of the Ministry of Education have begun to laugh secretly, and the original worries have long since disappeared.

……

Qin Feng nodded fiercely: "The Japanese man was very unhappy when he heard it: you have to add another fifty yuan!"

Lin Yang almost burst out laughing, and hurriedly said, "It's quite cheap!" ”

"Hahaha"

Everyone at the scene couldn't sit still laughing.

The devils in the audience stood up suddenly, staring at Qin Feng angrily, their eyes breathing fire.

Qin Feng looked at the devils in the stand, ignored them at all, and continued:

"Okay, no problem, you go back and take a look, go back and see, you have a 50 yuan in your room book! ......'Oh! Good, great, great! ’…… And the fairy led the woman into the house. ”

Lin Yang lowered his head and smiled, and then forced a word: "Oh! ”

"Hahaha"

The auditorium was already completely laughing.

The boys were laughing at the sky, and the girls were too ashamed to look up.

Liu Yan and the others were even more completely lying on their laps, and even the roots of their necks were red.

"Stinky rascal, it's so shameless, how will you see people in the future!"

The people watching the live broadcast also laughed to death and staggered.

Sister Fei, Han Ru, and these women were all lying on the sofa or bed with red faces and laughing wildly.

……

The devils in the audience had already begun to scold, but their voices were completely drowned out by the deafening laughter.

Qin Fengyao looked at the devil who was thundering, and continued with an unchanged expression:

"The Japanese sat outside and waited. After waiting for two hours, the door opened, and the fairy came out, and the lady came out,...... Sit down and take a break."

Lin Yang smiled and continued: "Hmm"

Qin Feng made a gesture of lighting a cigarette: "The fairy lights a cigarette"

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "The gods still smoke?" ”

Qin Feng looked down: "Hey! How old are you two? ......'Ah, we're all 27!' ‘…… 27 is still so lacking in heart and eyes, and I still believe that there are gods in the world! ”

Lin Yang shouted in surprise: "Ah! ”

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter erupted, louder than ever!

Everyone was laughing maniacally, completely laughing like crazy!

Even the girls who were shy and bowed their heads before are like boys at this time, patting the back of the chair or thighs and laughing wildly.

All the people watching the live broadcast outside the venue also let out an unprecedented burst of laughter.

The teachers of Peking University and the leaders of the Ministry of Education, who were still sitting, kept laughing and sliding into the ground at this time, completely losing the dignity of teachers and leaders.

After saying the last sentence, Qin Feng and Lin Yang looked at each other and laughed a few times, then took a step back together, then bowed to the audience again, turned around and walked behind the curtain with a smile.

As soon as they turned around, thunderous applause and cheers rang out behind them.

"Bang Bang Bang"

A storm of applause echoed through the auditorium.

Again, there were countless enthusiastic applause in front of all the live broadcast computers.

"The cross talk is so good, it's awesome!"

"Qin Feng, Lin Yang, it's too awesome"

"Qin Feng, awesome!"

"Lin Yang, awesome!"

……

Amidst the applause and cheers in the sky, Qin Feng and Lin Yang walked into the backstage laughing.

Although they were nowhere to be seen, the applause and applause in the auditorium did not diminish in the slightest.

The enthusiasm of the students swept through every corner of the auditorium like a hurricane, impacting everyone's senses. (To be continued.) )