Chapter 104: Revenge doesn't even take a second
Qin Feng and Lin Yang stood in their seats, sorted out the objects on the stage, and prepared to start the performance. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Seeing their state, the audience knew that the performance would begin immediately, and immediately sent enthusiastic applause and cheers.
Qin Feng looked at the audience and said with a smile:
"Thank you very much for your enthusiastic support, I'm ashamed! Lin Yang and I are here to salute everyone."
After saying that, the two walked out from behind the stage and bowed deeply to the audience again.
After thanking him, Qin Feng continued:
"Hearing these applause and cheers, we know that today's performance is very successful, everyone likes this cross talk very much, which makes us ecstatic, I didn't expect to get such enthusiastic support in Peking University, which shows that our Peking University students' taste in art appreciation is still very high!
"Hahaha"
The audience burst into laughter.
Everyone understands that this thing is starting to boast again!
"Bah-!"
The laughter was followed by a full boo.
Lin Yang couldn't help but roll his eyes when he looked at Qin Feng.
"When are you going to get a face?"
Liu Yan and the others were all blushing when they sat on the sidelines, and here they are again!
The audience watching the live broadcast outside the venue also let out bursts of laughter.
Qin Feng wasn't done yet, he continued:
"Especially when we heard everyone shouting 'Encore', we were even more excited, and on impulse, Lin Yang and I went on stage to return to the stage.
But today we have prepared a cross talk! So it's a bit blind now, but it doesn't matter, who let the buddy have a genius head! Maybe a flash of inspiration will bring you a wonderful encore.
But my inspiration needs applause and cheers to be stimulated, can everyone's applause and cheers be a little more fierce and enthusiastic?
After speaking, Qin Feng put his hands on his ears and made a listening appearance.
"Hahaha"
The burst of laughter rang out again.
"Bang Bang Bang"
Then the audience stood up, laughed and gave them even more enthusiastic applause.
"Great!
"Qin Feng, sing a new song"
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Everyone applauded and cheered.
Everyone's voices converged and deafened, sweeping through the auditorium like a mountain and a tsunami.
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People inside and outside the stadium admired Qin Feng's five-body throw, and the cheekiness of this product was simply too thick!
When you praise yourself, you dare to use any word, and you don't blush at all when you ask for applause and cheers from the audience.
Even the stars of the entertainment industry are dumbfounded when they look at this kind of scene, how dare this thing?
This is a strange stage, the audience is meeting for the first time, and it is so shameless that he dares to do this.
Many celebrities ask themselves that if they were to stand on this stage instead, they would never make such a move.
After all, everyone still wants to have a face, and it's like this one, which is completely faceless and skinless.
Sister Fei, Han Ru, and Hu Zhijun, all of their battle-hardened veterans, were shocked enough by Qin Feng's behavior, and after being surprised, everyone couldn't help laughing.
This guy is born to be a person in the entertainment industry, and with such a thick skin, he can easily deal with no matter how big the scene is.
On the stage, Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng's behavior, his face was already flushed, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
"It's a hell of a curse!
Liu Yan and the others in the audience also blushed, looking at Qin Feng who was playing treasure on the stage, and laughed one by one.
Ye Xiaotong looked at Qin Feng and said to Liu Yan:
"Your boyfriend is too weird, and you have a heavy taste, you can stand him, and you would have gone crazy if you changed to someone else!"
Liu Yan smiled and punched Ye Xiaotong.
"Don't you think that's his true nature?
"There is a shih hiff in the eyes of a lover, you see that everything is good for him now, you are both sick!"
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Listening to the thunderous applause and the cheers that resounded throughout the audience, Qin Feng enjoyed it very much.
After a few seconds, he spoke again:
"Okay, the inspiration is here, thank you very much for the applause and cheers you sent me, let me open the toilet suddenly, and the inspiration is like the water of the Yangtze River."
Lin Yang smiled and continued: "You are prying the public toilet!"
"Hahaha"
The scene burst into laughter.
Qin Feng directly pushed Lin Yang: "What's the problem?
Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng with disdain: "That's it, you are embarrassed to stand on the stage of Peking University!
Qin Feng said suddenly: "It turns out that it's a thatched toilet, not a thatched toilet! Everyone, understand, my primary school Chinese is taught by a physical education teacher, and it is inevitable that something will go wrong."
"Hahaha"
Another burst of laughter.
"Primary school Chinese is taught by a physical education teacher, hahaha, laughing to death"
"His teacher must not be angry when he sees this!"
"Hahaha, it's so funny, cross talk is going to begin"
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Lin Yang smiled and said, "Is this a little mistake? The difference is big! You people who came out of elementary school have muscles in their brains, right?
"Hahaha"
The audience burst into laughter again.
Qin Feng smiled and pushed Lin Yang again: "Your brain is as big as a pine nut!"
Lin Yang laughed and took a step back.
Qin Feng turned his head to look at the audience and said:
"Just kidding, since everyone is so popular, let's tell you a short paragraph, time is limited, and there are students waiting for the performance later, so I won't talk about the whole paragraph.
As for students who want to listen to new songs, please pay attention to my webcast at the end of the month, it will be full of new songs, and you will definitely listen to them at one time."
Lin Yang and Liu Yan on the field were all impressed when they heard this.
It's such a chicken thief! I don't miss any opportunity to promote my online live broadcast!
Hearing Qin Feng say this, Lin Jian's face immediately burst into laughter.
"It's such a pleasure to work with this product, with its own advertising skills!"
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Qin Feng continued:
"When we left the stadium just now, in addition to the warm applause of everyone, we also heard some enthusiastic boos, and there was no need to think about it, it must have been the voices of Japanese friends and Korean friends who were reluctant to let us leave.
They may not have expected that the cross talk performance would also return, and we also had the opportunity to thank them for their enthusiasm.
Here, I would like to sincerely thank these Japanese and Korean friends, thank you for your enthusiastic support for the cause of China's cross talk, we will remember it"
"Hahaha"
Laughter rang out everywhere.
Everyone knows that the sticks and the devils are going to be unlucky again!
The sticks and devils at the scene were suddenly completely stupid.
Some even want to slap themselves twice, they are really full! Why are you booing him? I don't know how poisonous his mouth is!
All the sticks and devils turned pale, what kind of vicious attack will be next?
Ha Han and Ha Ri are also stupid in front of the computer.
Korean and Japanese students are even scolding the sticks and devils on the scene.
Netizens were completely happy.
"This revenge is too fast, it doesn't take a second!"
"What I admire most is not this style of retribution, but the endless jokes of scolding sticks and devils in his mind, each of which is so classic and vicious, it makes people feel cool to listen to."
"Are people reluctant to let you go?
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, enthusiastic boos, what do you think!"
"The sticks and the devils are going to be bad luck again, it's really nice to see!"
"Sit and watch the show be staged, cool!"
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Sister Fei and the others laughed outside the court, today is really enjoyable, they have never been so happy in their lives.
Qin Feng's teachers, classmates, family, friends, all returned to the computer and continued to watch the performance.
Especially the teachers, in addition to looking forward to Qin Feng's performance, the pressure is not small.
They had already received protests from many international students, asking them to stop Qin Feng's unscrupulous attacks.
But all the teachers understand that this is impossible, as long as Qin Feng is not stingy, as long as he stands on the stage, no one can control his mouth at all.
The only way is not to provoke him, but who makes your compatriots on the scene talk cheaply, why should you boo him? Then we have to bear the consequences of being damaged by him, and we can't help it!
Lei Xiaoyang's face was full of crying and mourning expressions, this grandson is here again!
At this time, in addition to hating Qin Feng's broken mouth, he also hated these sticks and devils on the scene to the core.
"You grandsons, you guys, are working with Qin Feng, a stinky rascal, to destroy your buddies!"
The leaders and teachers of Peking University, as well as several leaders of the Ministry of Education, are now smiling wryly.
Looking at Qin Feng on the stage, everyone's teeth are itchy, as long as this thing stands on the stage, it makes people worry!
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The sound at the scene was slightly lowered.
Qin Feng looked at the audience and said with a smile:
"Without further ado, let's get down to business, and then I'll tell you a new joke, called "The Fairy in the Vase", I hope you like it, this joke is given to the Japanese friends present, and I hope you like it"
Lin Yang next to him knew as soon as he heard the name that it was a new joke that he had never seen, and he suddenly became nervous.
"Qin Feng, can you play your cards according to common sense? Isn't this a problem for your buddy! If you don't say hello and start a new joke, it's embarrassing to die buddy! That day, buddy had to die in your hands!"
The audience at the scene and watching the live broadcast immediately became excited when they heard the name:
"Awesome, another new joke"
"The devil is going to be unlucky, this goods are named and given to the devil"
"I'm really looking forward to it, he has a lot of jokes scolding sticks, and there are fewer devils, this is a fierce one"
"The name sounds a bit mythical, I don't know what the content is"
"It's definitely exciting, as long as it's scolding sticks and scolding devils, it's enjoyable to listen to"
Looking at Lin Yang's expression, he knew that he hadn't heard of it either, could he say it?
"Don't worry, Qin Feng's sudden attack is still rare!
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Hearing Qin Feng's words, the sticks on the scene breathed a sigh of relief, this time it was finally not a loss to us!
The devils all became pale and nervous, looking at Qin Feng on the stage, they couldn't wait to rush to the stage to sew up the broken mouth.
"Smack!"
A crisp waking sound sounded.
The encore performance officially began. (To be continued.) )