Chapter 17: The Love of a Dead Fat Man

Coming out of the auditorium, as soon as the cold wind outside blew, Qin Feng immediately cleared his mind. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

With Xu Wen's name firmly in mind, he is ready to put his plan to hook a girl into action in two days, and now he needs to think about the next arrangements tonight.

Standing at the door and thinking about it, he decided to look for Lin Yang first, and then talk about anything else.

turned around and walked directly to the boys' dormitory, with his understanding of Lin Yang, he would have nowhere to go, nine times out of ten, he would go back to the dormitory and sulk, maybe he would be crying on the bed!

"Dude, the cross talk is great, very funny, if there is a performance in the future, a notice will be issued in the building, and the brothers will definitely come to the scene to support"

"You have it, you will be notified of the performance in the future"

As soon as I entered the door of the building, I met a group of junior cattle walking out, it seemed that they were all going to Haipi, and the moment they saw Qin Feng, everyone immediately came up to say hello.

Obviously, Qin Feng has become famous overnight! At least he was already famous in school.

After a few polite words, everyone separated, and they continued to Haipi, while Qin Feng walked upstairs.

When I walked to the door of my dormitory, there was a light inside, indicating that there were people.

Standing at the door and listening, there was no ulterior or sentimental voice, so I pushed open the door with confidence and walked in.

The moment he pushed open the door, he saw Lin Yang leaning on the quilt at the head of his bed, and he still had an angry look on his face.

Qin Feng stood at the door, looking at Lin Yang with a smile, he didn't dare to go in immediately, it would be estimated that Lin Yang had eaten his own heart, Qin Feng didn't dare to take this risk.

Lin Yang, who was leaning on the head of the bed, was thinking about what happened tonight, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, for Qin Feng, it would be even more hateful, and then suddenly the bedroom door opened, and then he saw Qin Feng standing at the door with a smile.

The moment he saw Qin Feng, Lin Yang felt angry, and a wave of anger rushed straight to the canopy, bending down to pick up the slippers on the ground like thunderbolts, and slamming them towards Qin Feng at the door.

"Qin Feng, your uncle, you still have the courage to come to the dormitory"

Qin Feng let go of the attacking slippers in a flash, continued to look at Lin Yang with a smile, and said teasingly:

"Yo he! I'm still angry, as for it, don't you just say you're a yellow flower virgin? This is the truth, and I didn't slander you."

When Lin Yang heard Qin Feng mention the words Huanghua virgin again, he suddenly felt that the blood was gushing up, his eyes were almost red, and he jumped to the ground in his socks and pounced towards Qin Feng, who was at the door.

"Huanghua, your uncle, you are a virgin of Huanghua, I am not done with you!"

Qin Feng had already been on guard against Lin Yang's reaction, and when he saw him rushing towards him, he turned around and ran, instantly widening the distance between the two.

Lin Yang rushed out of the bedroom, looked at Qin Feng who was standing four or five meters away, and gritted his teeth and said:

"There's a kind of you don't run, see if I can't beat you to death, my reputation has completely ruined you, how the do I meet people at school"

"It's stupid not to run, that thing has a bird's use! I guess this buddy's reputation is worse than yours, you don't care about me."

Lin Yang said angrily:

"You think everyone is the same as you, so stinky and shameless, you can't care about yourself, you think I don't care either, I can see your true face today, it's shameless"

After speaking, he chased after Qin Feng again, Qin Feng turned around with a laugh and ran, saying as he ran:

"I said, you dead fat man, don't chase it, just your fat physique, you can't catch up with me, don't waste that effort, it's a pity that white socks"

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng with round eyes, and still rushed forward:

"Don't let me catch up, catch up with me and sit on your stinking shameless thing"

The two began to chase wildly, from the second floor to the third floor, and from the third floor to the first floor, and after a circle, Lin Yang was already panting, his hands were on his knees, and he couldn't run anymore, but his eyes were still staring at Qin Feng fiercely.

"I said Fat Lin, it's time for your physique to exercise! It's only a few steps away, and it's been like this, and it's okay to go down now, and now there's a beautiful woman stripped naked and lying in front of you, I guess you have to watch it dry, and you're powerless."

Lin Yang rolled his eyes angrily, and his fingers trembled and pointed at Qin Feng:

"You-, you're so shameless, I'm really convinced, how can you say this kind of thing without even hitting a slap in your mouth, it's really shameless to the extreme!"

Qin Feng took a few steps forward and said with a smile:

"Don't pretend to be tall for me, who doesn't know who! Everyone is the same young man, who doesn't want to do this! I don't live in a dormitory right now, but I know what you're doing.

Why do you guys often close the bedroom door and watch the plate, and your voice is still so quiet, but don't tell me, you are discussing the art of film, that is obviously insulting everyone's IQ, I guess the most athletic ability in you right now is your left hand! “

After listening to Qin Feng's words, Lin Yang's fat face turned red, and it seemed that he had been right.

"Phew"

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng and took a bite of him directly.

Qin Feng jumped back two steps and leaned on a smile on his face:

"Alright, nothing to be embarrassed about, man! It was normal to have a need."

Lin Yang pointed his finger at Qin Feng, he didn't know what to say, he shook it.

"Well, let me say it, don't you feel speechless, that's right! Don't touch me with your left hand in the future, it's disgusting."

"Okay, I can't talk about you, your stinky mouth is too good for, don't let me catch you, or I'll have to sit and kill you"

After finishing speaking, Lin Yang walked towards the bedroom door, he also knew that it was impossible for him to catch up with Qin Feng, so he didn't bother to make this effort, and found an opportunity to clean up Qin Feng in the future, but after such a vent, he was not so angry in his heart.

Qin Feng hurriedly got out of the way and let Lin Yang into the bedroom, and then stood at the door again:

"I said, are you so angry, you are learning cross talk, you should understand that this is all a joke on the field, if you don't take it seriously, you should put it down, if you don't have this bit of mind, then how can you say cross talk! In the future, on stage, if you have the chance, you can also damage me, I don't care at all."

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng at the door, his teeth gritted:

"But it's not as hurtful as you, can you take it out? How can I go out to meet people in the future, especially girls, with such a name, how the hell will I date girls in the future? ”

"In a few days, everyone almost forgot, who still calls you this every day, you sound awkward, others may not be able to call it. Besides, let's talk about cross talk, shouldn't you be broad-minded, on stage, even if you call me a lewd * thief and a pervert, I will also respond to it, and I will never come down to find the account"

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng, and there was nothing he could do, this guy was too thick-skinned, and the bullets couldn't penetrate it.

"Okay, it's all your reason, you wait in the future, I must not spare you"

Seeing that Lin Yang's anger had disappeared a little, Qin Feng walked in, sat opposite Lin Yang, and looked at Lin Yang:

"Don't be angry, we didn't prepare a comeback joke at that time, and we couldn't fry cold rice, and my song also needed time for the sound teacher to prepare, so I temporarily remembered such a paragraph, which was completely needed for on-stage performances"

"Then you can't talk about this topic, this is not talking about cross talk outside, I don't know each other, I go my own way, all the students in this stage are classmates, and there is a campus network live broadcast, everyone in the school can see it, how can you let me see people in the future?"

"Stop, I'm wrong, can't I, I'm sorry to you here, and I'll never make such a mistake again in the future"

Lin Yang heard Qin Feng's apology, and his mood suddenly improved a lot, he has always been an optimistic character, and it is difficult to be really angry with others.

"It's pretty much the same, but you're too inhuman, and I won't be able to see anyone for at least half a year."

"Ignore them, let them say whatever others like, if you care about their opinions, I can't jump off the building, I'm afraid that after tonight, the two huge signboards of perverts and hooligans will be completely buckled on my head, and I don't even want to take them off during school."

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng and said angrily:

"You think everyone else is just as skinless and faceless as you?"

Qin Feng walked directly to Lin Yang's side, did it, put his arm around his shoulder, and smiled lewdly:

"Let me tell you something, I've asked the hostess's name, she told me personally, how is it, buddy, cow"

As soon as Lin Yang heard this, he immediately became energetic, and completely forgot about the unhappiness just now.

"Really, tell me why she agreed to tell you her name, this stinky rascal."

"Of course, buddy, I am sincere, Jin Shi is open, I was moved by my sincerity" Qin Feng's expression was very stinky.

"You just blow it, as long as you are still sincere, the gold and stone are open, I think it is a stalker, people really can't stand it, so I told you the name."

When Qin Feng heard this, his face turned red for a rare moment, obviously being said by Lin Yang, and quickly diverted the topic.

"Let me ask you something, is your kid interesting to Cong Shan in our class, I used to see that your kid didn't look at people right"

Qin Feng is starting to dig a pit for Lin Yang.

Lin Yang's fat face was also red, he stretched out his head to look at the door of the bedroom, and when he saw that there was no one else, he came back to look at Qin Feng:

"Is it really that obvious?"

Qin Feng nodded: "It's obvious, it is estimated that Cong Shan himself has felt it."

"I do mean a little bit to her, but I haven't dared to confess to her, for fear of rejection, it's a little embarrassing, after all, it's a class, I don't see anyone who looks up and looks down, you know, my body shape, appearance, people have to be very beautiful, and they may not be able to look down on me."

Qin Feng directly began to praise Lin Yang:

"What's wrong with being fat, it means that we have good living conditions and a broad heart, as the saying goes, is the heart wide and the body fat! Besides, the most important thing for a man is not his appearance, but the most important thing is to be talented!

As soon as this cross talk spreads out today, it will definitely shock a large area, we are also the rising stars of tomorrow in the cross talk industry, even in school, that is also a famous talent, just this talent, what woman is not worthy of? Our buddies have taken a fancy to her Cong Shan, so let's have fun with her! “

Lin Yang listened to Qin Feng's praise, and the snot bubbles of joy were about to come out, hehe Zhile.

And Qin Feng's sugar-coated offensive showed no signs of stopping, and he continued to send money out as if he didn't want money.

"Don't worry, as long as she is not blind, she will never look down on you. If you start late, maybe there won't be anything to do with her Cong Shan, so you should boldly find a chance to confess, and you will definitely be able to catch it!

Besides, you're in this crush for a fart, yours let Cong Shan understand what you mean, whether it works or not, you can say it. Cong Shan is so beautiful, I don't know how many perverts* wolves are staring at this piece of fat, especially the single* beasts in our junior year, their eyes are almost green, if you don't do it again, I guess there will be nothing to do with you."

Lin Yang's expression of fascination:

"Really, are you sure I have a chance, how can I listen to you kid like you're talking about cross talk"

Qin Feng patted his chest and swore an oath:

"Don't worry, there is definitely a chance, buddy will never fool you, in fact, I have found a great opportunity for you, it depends on whether you can grasp it yourself"

When Lin Yang heard this, he was immediately excited:

"Tell me, hurry! What chances? ”

"Didn't you leave just now, you didn't see the chorus of Ye Xiaotong and Cong Shan in the back, and they performed very well, after coming down, I took into account that your kid has the intention of chasing Cong Shan, so I thought about asking them to have a meal together, so that you don't have a chance, it just happens to be my apology." Cong Shan and the others also agreed very happily, and made an appointment with the cyclamen, just for the next two days, you just wait for the good news! How about it, buddy, it's reliable, I definitely don't fool you."

Lin Yang listened and nodded:

"Indeed, it's a good opportunity, you have done this with a bit of a human flavor, let's reveal the previous things"

Qin Feng was also tired for a while, and finally gave this excuse for a treat, it was not easy, so he hurriedly continued:

"However, you invite this guest, I took the initiative to invite them to dinner for the sake of your happiness, you know that my current economic situation is not optimistic, renting that house has already put half a year's living expenses into it, and I don't know how to live the next few days? I don't have the money to treat you at all, so if you don't, I'll have to push it off."

Lin Yang's chest clattered:

"Of course, we buddies still have this bit of courage, I'm in for a treat! For Cong Shan, I let it go, even if I eat bran next semester, I will admit it."

Qin Feng patted Lin Yang's shoulder and began to tout again:

"That's right, like a man!"

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng suspiciously:

"When did you pay so much attention to my affairs, why do I think it's a little strange, this doesn't look like your style, aren't you cheating on me?"

"Don't worry, there is absolutely nothing, it's not that the damage to you just now is a little too much, I want to compensate you, that's why this is the case, Lin Fatty, you just wait for the arrival of spring."

Qin Feng hurriedly put his arm around Lin Yang's shoulders and put an end to this topic.

Then the two began to discuss what to do for a while.

After all, there are still a few hours to go until midnight tonight, and this is the last day of the century, which is very commemorative, and it is a chance to meet only once in a thousand years.

There is no need to study or sleep.

It is estimated that college students all over Beijing and even the whole country think like this, as for the cruel words released by President Li, no one will take it seriously, even those counselors will not take it seriously, no matter how strict the school is, it will not give a demerit punishment to all the students in the school!

Originally, everyone planned to ride their bikes to Victory Square after the party was over, and participate in the official celebration of the new century and the new millennium in the capital.

The activities over there only started at eleven o'clock, and the school evening party was over in time, after all, it was such an important moment, everyone wanted to witness the arrival of the new millennium with everyone, and no one wanted to miss it.

But as soon as Qin Feng heard this, he lost interest.

In the previous life, this was the arrangement, but it was the China Millennium Monument, but when I got there, I saw a sea of people, and I couldn't enter it at all.

Tickets are required to enter the event site, and there are only about 20,000 college students in Beijing who enter the venue, and the places of these college students are all covered by famous schools like Peking University and Tsinghua University.

And the time of the event was also very short, just over an hour, and it didn't take long for it to end after the zero hour leader's speech.

Everyone went with enthusiasm and came back exhausted, all crowded on the spot.

It can be said that Qin Feng has no good memories of this event, and now that he thinks about it, it is better to watch TV in the bedroom.

But seeing the fascinated expression on Lin Fatzi's face, Qin Feng knew that the rest of the class probably had the same idea, and they were very fascinated by this cross-century celebration, and they would definitely go to Victory Square to the scene, even if they objected, it was useless.

It seems that he is going to enjoy the feeling of being squeezed by the surging crowd again, but now Qin Feng is still a little looking forward to it.

The time of his rebirth is very ingenious, so that he can witness the millennium change of this world, so that he can count his two lives as having experienced four millennia, which sounds so long! It's almost time to catch up with the history of Chinese civilization.

Look at the time, the school party is almost over, it's time to go over and meet the whole class, Qin Feng and Lin Yang locked the dormitory door, left the dormitory, and walked towards the auditorium again.