Chapter 18: Eternal Life in the Flames of Desire
When Qin Feng and Lin Yang arrived at the door of the auditorium, the party had already ended, and many students were walking out of it.
Seeing this situation, the two of them didn't squeeze forward, standing on the side of the road at the door and waiting for their classmates to come out. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
"Hahaha..."
Many classmates couldn't help it when they saw Qin Feng, and began to open their mouths to laugh.
Hearing these laughter, Qin Feng directly reached out and patted Lin Yang's fat belly:
"How's it, the effect is good, look at these classmates, how happy they laugh, this shows that our performance is very successful, this is a blockbuster!"
Lin Yang reached out and knocked away Qin Feng's hand that patted his stomach:
"You pat me on the stomach again, I'm anxious with you, but it's really cool to listen to these laughter, isn't the cross talk just to amuse everyone, this shows that our cross talk is successful, as for whether it is a blockbuster or not, it doesn't matter, I am very satisfied when I hear these laughter"
Qin Feng looked at Lin Yang with an expression of disbelief:
"I don't remember that you went to the party school, why do you talk so lofty, is this still the obscene Lin fat man just now?"
Lin Yang was so angry that he pushed Qin Feng's shoulder:
"Fuck off, you're obscene, fuck, I've been with you for a long time, I guess I'll become as shameless as you, let's stay away from you in the future! Look at the eyes of the classmates around you, I'm ashamed of you!"
Qin Feng looked at the classmates around him, everyone looked at the two of them with a smile on their faces, but many girls showed a defensive look while smiling, this was treating Qin Feng as a flood beast.
"I think these female classmates have misunderstood me, in fact, I am still a very gentle and dedicated person in my bones, they just didn't find out, if they found out my valuable quality, I believe that the eyes of me will not be like this"
Lin Yang directly patted Qin Feng on the shoulder:
"Do you dare to be a little more shameless? Don't say it, I'll vomit if you say it again, it's so shameless that you dare to use words like gentleness and dedication on yourself."
Qin Feng smiled and looked at the girls passing by him, and the frightened other party hid out, and his mouth was not idle:
"You're shameless, you're shameless, that's my very pertinent and objective evaluation of myself just now"
Lin Yang pointed to the performance of these girls and said with a smile:
"Look at your gentleness, dedication, it seems that these girls don't understand very much, hiding from you is like hiding from a pervert, it seems that if you want the girls in our school to realize your noble qualities, there is a long way to go!"
Qin Feng looked infatuated:
"That's because they didn't go into my heart, if they did, they would find out what a man they deserve to love."
The two were chatting and farting on the side of the road as if no one was around, laughing and laughing, and the passing classmates were all smiling and looking at the two of them, while the girls hid far away and walked by with a smile.
Of course, there are also people who come up to say hello, most of them are boys and seniors.
"Dude, the cross talk is wonderful, it's really enjoyable to listen to"
Qin Feng and Lin Yang nodded hurriedly:
"You praised it, you said it in general, continue to work hard in the future, you will still come to cheer"
The dude was amused by the performance of the two.
"Why don't you two come here again?"
Qin Feng smiled and pointed to the couple who hurriedly walked by:
"Senior, let's say goodbye, we're very happy, but look at this pair of anxious looks, do you have time to listen to us talk about a cross talk?
"Hahaha..."
A burst of laughter erupted from where several of them were, and several seniors and Lin Yang were all amused by Qin Feng's words.
All the students who came out of the auditorium looked at this side in surprise when they heard the laughter, and when they saw that it was Qin Feng and Lin Yang, they understood that as long as these two people were there, laughter would definitely be inevitable.
"That's right, the Spring Festival is short! You kid is too good at using words, I like it, okay, forget it today, let's not disturb other people's Spring Festival, let's talk about it when we have time in the future, I like the cross talk of the two of you too much, there will be a performance in the future, I must notify me, I will definitely come to the scene to cheer"
Qin Feng smiled and arched his hand, looking like he was talking about cross talk on stage:
"Then thank you for your support here, Lin Yang and I are waiting for you to come, don't dare to say anything else, at least make you happy for ten minutes, we can still do it"
Several seniors stepped forward one after another and patted Qin Feng on the shoulder.
"Okay, let's do it today, a few of us have something to do, we have to go first, and you must remember to notify us if there is a performance in the future"
Qin Feng and Lin Yang nodded together:
"Don't worry, you must be notified, if you don't come to the scene, we will resolutely not start, even if the president of the country comes to beg us, we have to wait for a few of you to arrive, so it's interesting enough!"
"Hahaha..."
There was another burst of laughter, and several seniors were overjoyed when they heard it.
"It's so interesting, okay, I'll do it in the future, it's too pleasant to talk to the two of you, I'm all comfortable after speaking, I will definitely talk to you if I have the opportunity in the future, let's do it today, if we talk about it again, it will be a delay, let's go"
After finishing speaking, several seniors turned around and left laughing.
Qin Feng stood in place and looked at the few seniors who left, and shouted loudly:
"I wish a few seniors a victory, success, the golden gun, and you must live forever in the fire of desire——"
In the end, Qin Feng also used a long voice to render the atmosphere, and the sound was so loud that everyone in front of the auditorium heard it.
For a moment, everyone was a little stunned, and then—
"Hahaha。。。。。。 “
Everyone began to burst out laughing, many of them were beating their chests and laughing, while the girls were red with shame, covering their mouths and laughing, while scolding:
"Stinky rascal, shameless!"
Looking at those seniors again, they didn't dare to look at the surrounding classmates at this time, and they didn't even dare to look back at Qin Feng and Lin Yang behind them, they had already fled, but several of them had a unified action, that is, the middle finger raised high, obviously, this was given to Qin Feng.
After they had run away, there was a roar from afar:
"Qin Feng, your uncle, you are too shameless, you will wait for me when you turn around"
After Qin Feng heard this, he gave them another stab, put his hands together around his mouth, and shouted loudly:
"Seniors, you should understand that this is my best wishes, of course, if a few male seniors are together, then I have to add, I wish you infinite affection!"
"Hahaha... ”
The hilarious voice immediately increased several degrees, it was deafening, all the students in front of the auditorium began to laugh and fell, and the girls' faces became even redder, and for Qin Feng, they no longer had any words to evaluate, only by hiding far away, they felt a little safe.
Another roar came, and it seemed to be farther away than the last.
"Your uncle—"
Obviously, it was the voices of those seniors, they didn't dare to stay in front of the auditorium at all, it was too embarrassing, so they had to evacuate quickly.
They fled in the wilderness, and they had already scolded Qin Feng in their hearts for being incomplete, and at the same time, they kept lamenting in their hearts:
"This guy is so shameless, and now he even ruined our reputation, it's so infuriating"
Although a few people were annoyed that Qin Feng had ruined their behavior, no one turned back to settle accounts with Qin Feng, everyone knew that Qin Feng was joking, and it would be too embarrassing to go back and find trouble with someone.
Besides, who knows if Qin Feng's stinky mouth will have any more vicious words waiting for him after he goes back, maybe it will be even more ruined, so it's better to stay away."
A group of people were completely defeated by Qin Feng's poisonous tongue and fled, and they didn't even have the courage to turn around and fight again.
It's okay now, just now there were boys who came up to greet Qin Feng and Lin Yang, but now even the boys are avoiding them from afar, for fear of provoking the fire, the lessons of the past have already fallen into the desert and fled, and no one wants to repeat the mistakes of the past.
Lin Yang looked at the two meters in front of him empty, no one dared to pass by here, no matter whether it was a man or a woman, everyone walked around the two of them, and they were already covering their faces with their hands in shame:
"You're too shameless, how can anything come out of your mouth, don't think about any occasion at all, now it's okay, you're completely stinking on the street, but I provoked whom, and you were involved in the stinky street, which is too wronged!"
Qin Feng smiled and patted Lin Yang's shoulder:
"Is this a partner, sharing blessings and difficulties, of course, such a stinky street thing also needs to be carried by us together, we can't favor one over the other."
Lin Yang was completely speechless, and roared angrily:
"Uncle Hou, I can't see the meaning of thick from anywhere"
The voice was very loud, and the classmates who were laughing around looked at Lin Yang's innocent and angry appearance, and their laughter suddenly became even louder.
Now all the classmates are completely convinced of Qin Feng, his mouth is too lethal, it can be called a weapon of mass destruction, regardless of whether it is friend or foe, whoever encounters it is unlucky, and the worst of them is his partner, poor Lin Yang!
Everyone avoided Qin Feng from afar, it seemed that the farther away the safer, the girls were even more serious, they simply regarded Qin Feng as a flood beast, and they couldn't avoid it.
Qin Feng and Lin Yang stood on the side of the road, the street had been completely cleaned around them, there was no one two or three meters in front and behind, everyone looked at them with a smile, looking very friendly, but no one dared to approach, they all walked away from afar.
Qin Feng enjoyed this situation very much, while Lin Yang was already going crazy, a feeling of shame and indignation always surrounded him, looking at the eyes of his classmates, he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into. Disappear in front of everyone.
Fortunately, this situation did not last long, and Lin Yang soon found out from the crowd that came out of the auditorium that his classmates were a few boys, and Lin Yang hurriedly shouted:
"Hao Jun, Li Wanhua, we are here"
Hao Jun and the others turned their heads and saw the two of them, and walked straight to this side.
When I walked to the side and saw that it was so empty around the two of them, I was a little curious.
"Why is it so empty here, as if everyone is avoiding you, what's the matter?"
Lin Yang pointed at Qin Feng angrily.
"What's the matter? You ask Qin Feng, this kid is now stinky on the street, and I'm also on a stinky street, so everyone avoids it like a snake and scorpion."
Hao Jun and the others turned their heads to look at Qin Feng, thinking about his performance on the stage in the auditorium today, and then looking at the performance of the students around them, they all felt very funny.
"Hahaha..."
Several people laughed.
Qin Feng looked at Hao Jun and said seriously:
"Xia worms can't talk about ice, these laypeople understand my realm!"
Next to him, Lin Yang angrily punched Qin Feng:
"Vulgar uncle, please don't drag the words, I have goosebumps when I hear it"
Hao Jun and the others continued to laugh.
A few people stood here waiting for the rest of the classmates, and slowly more and more people came out, and every student who came out came to greet Qin Feng and them, without exception, the girls in this class also avoided the two of them.
"Don't say it, your cross talk today is definitely the best show, I have never heard such a funny cross talk, the two of you are an instant hit in our school"
Li Wanhua, who was standing in the back, said to Qin Feng and Lin Yang.
Qin Feng looked back at Li Wanhua, who was standing behind him, with a stinky expression:
"Of course, I don't look at who wrote the paragraph or who said it on it, it's inevitable that it will be a blockbuster."
Lin Yang next to him said helplessly:
"Let's have a little face, okay? Don't say you're fat, you'll gasp right away."
Qin Feng reached out and patted Lin Yang's stomach:
"Who is fat in the bottom of the two of us, I believe that everyone's eyes are bright, so I don't need to say it."
"Fuck off"
Lin Yang directly stretched out his hand and slapped Qin Feng's claws, with an angry and helpless expression.
At this time, Li Wanhua in the back pretended to be ignorant and made up for Lin Yang's knife:
"Qin Feng, what did you say you thought on stage at the time, you actually gave Lin Yangan the name of 'Yellow Flower Virgin', it's really funny"
"Hahaha..."
The classmates who heard it all started laughing, and the girls all covered their mouths and snickered, secretly looking at Lin Yang while laughing, and then started laughing again, and couldn't stop it.
Lin Yang was completely angry, and when he turned around, he punched Li Wanhua:
"Your uncle, no one is allowed to mention these four words in the future, whoever mentions me is in a hurry, what the hell, there is no good person, all of them have a bad stomach, even people like you Li Wanhua, standing next to Qin Feng, this kid has become like this, stay away from him in the future, this kid has sores on the top of his head and pus on the soles of his feet, it is simply full of evil"
"Hahaha..."Everyone continued to laugh and be very happy.