"You're killing the black Japanese! People have been protesting, okay! Not only have you not repented, but you've even added fuel to the fire!"

Liu Yan burst into laughter and felt a pain in her brain. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Where does Qin Feng care about this, he has always looked down on the Japanese, whether in his past life or in this life.

And the passengers in the cabin naturally don't care anymore, as long as it's cool.

Besides, hurting the Japanese and scolding sticks has always been the most popular form of entertainment for the common people, but no one was as ruthless as Qin Feng before.

After a burst of laughter, Qin Feng picked it up again.

"Everyone is very happy, saying where is our country now, this, it's very difficult, why? We have too few men and too many women, do you see? A lot of them are women, there are very few men, and men are treasures in our place."

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter.

"Look! It's another meat and vegetarian joke!"

Sure enough, Qin Feng's next words made the women in the cabin blush.

Qin Feng patted his chest and said proudly: "Uncle Wu said it's okay, I'm a man"

Then with a wave of the hand:

"Everyone was very happy to hear it, saying that you are a hundred of us, and in the future, our country will depend on you. Everyone invited Uncle Wu to sleep at home, and then the whole country was the descendants of Wu Dalang, why did they have that size? The roots are here, they are all the descendants of Uncle Wu."

"Hahaha"

Everyone in the cabin burst into crazy laughter, and the sound was deafening.

Everyone laughed and kept banging on the armrests of the seats, and everyone laughed to tears.

Many female passengers blushed with shame, laughing and constantly scolding Qin Feng and stinky hooligans!

Looking at Qin Feng, who was spewing poisonous juice at the junction of the cabin, every passenger admired the five-body throwing to the ground.

"It's really hurtful to get home, and the Japanese can't ask him for his life when they hear this!"

It turns out that the short height of Japanese people is a genetic factor!"

"Hahaha, this is the most poisonous mouth my buddy has ever seen"

"Fortunately, there are no Japanese on the plane today, otherwise there will be an accident, this black Japan is simply out of the sky"

……

The flight attendant, who was also hilarious, patted her chest and only shouted congratulations.

Fortunately, the pilot didn't listen to this paragraph, otherwise he would definitely go crazy with laughter, which may really affect flight safety.

But what she didn't know was that the two pilots in the cockpit were feeling uncomfortable at this time.

Listening to the bursts of hearty laughter coming from the cabin behind them, the two couldn't wait to immediately turn on the communication equipment connected to the cabin and enjoy this hilarious stand-up comedy.

But the professional ethics told them that it was not the time yet, and they could only listen to the recording after the plane landed smoothly.

Qin Feng laughed a few times, then raised his hand and continued:

"Of course, the living conditions are different, some people have land on the edge of the field, some people have the mountain pass, and some people have the well, which is different. Uncle Wu is at peace with what he encounters, and he can live anywhere.

Why did there come out of so many surnames in this country? Yamaguchi, Watanabe, and Matsushita all came here for this reason.

Through this, we can also know that Uncle Wu's health is still quite good, especially with a surname named Jingkou, we admire Uncle Wu very much!"

"Hahaha"

In the process of speaking, everyone was already completely crazy with laughter, and when it came to the last paragraph, everyone almost collapsed with laughter.

And all the female passengers' faces were already red and couldn't be seen, and they were all laughing wildly with their heads down.

Thinking of those words described by Qin Feng, everyone felt a chill, it was too evil!

"Awesome! You can think of this!

"Wellhead! It's a little more difficult, isn't it?"

"Uncle Wu is mighty!

"Image!

"It's really a well-known stinky hooligan in the entertainment industry, and this joke is too dirty!"

……

Liu Yan was so ashamed that she picked up Qin Feng's coat and completely covered her head,

"It's a shame to say anything!"

Under the coat, she was also laughing wildly, her shoulders were shaking, and she couldn't breathe!

"Bang Bang Bang"

In addition to the laughter, everyone was applauding Qin Feng wildly.

"Dude, good!

"Awesome, Qin Feng, good job"

The applause is also endless.

This is still in the plane at an altitude of 10,000 meters, and it is completely Qin Feng's cross talk special!

Seeing the happy passengers in the cabin, Qin Feng was also in an extremely happy mood, and the feeling of talking cross talk in the sky was also very good!

Waiting for the applause and applause to subside a little, Qin Feng supported the back of the chair beside him with one hand, and continued to say with a smile:

"Everyone got together, Uncle Wu said, we have to learn some words, you can't just do this! I can't speak all day long, whoever sees him will say hello, hey, hey, where is this, learn to write!"

There was another burst of laughter, and everyone laughed and complained:

"Is that etiquette good, let you talk like an idiot!"

Qin Feng smiled evilly and continued:

"Uncle Wu taught them, but if you think about it, Uncle Wu's cultural level is not high, he will write what kind of cooking cake, a penny is a few dollars, and he will be like this thirty or fifty words.

It doesn't matter! Uncle Wu is smart, one word is split into two words to teach, and the radical of the pure religion is biased, and there is no whole word at a glance, this is all Wu Dalang's cultural retransmission."

He also raised his hand and kept demonstrating, very vivid!

"Hahaha"

The laughter can't be stopped.

"Gotcha! This is the end of the birth, and the words are starting to be damaged!"

"All the Japanese are already crying and fainting in the toilet, right?

"I don't know if the Japanese are crying and fainting in the toilet, but I know that Qin Feng must not appear in Japan in the future, otherwise he will definitely be beaten to death on the street by the group."

"Yes, he was damaged like this, and he didn't hate to be crazy"

……

The pretentious and successful people in the business class were bursting into laughter at this time, while constantly wiping cold sweats.

What a hanging!

Fortunately, he didn't provoke Liu Yan, otherwise he would have let Qin Feng know, with this personality that must be repaid, he would definitely be able to make up a joke and make himself notorious throughout the country, and it is very likely that he will be infamous for 10,000 years.

This may be difficult for others, but it is too easy for him, cross talk, poetry, and even novels, that kind of means will do.

Isn't Liu Fuxiang's master and apprentice treated like this! In the future, as long as someone mentions the poem "Answer," they will inevitably mention them, but it will be left behind for 10,000 years!

Especially today's story, as long as Qin Feng changes it slightly and changes Ximenqing to any person's name, with the excitement of this story, it will soon spread all over the country.

If you play it and write a novel, you won't be able to live at all, and you won't even think about going out in the future!

Thinking of this, these people began to tremble constantly, this cultured stinky rascal can't touch it at all, even the people around him can't touch it, it's too dangerous!

Where did Qin Feng consider getting their ideas, but they were indeed right, Qin Feng really had such an ability, and he would also put it into practice, provided that of course this person really touched his bottom limit.

It's still performance time, so naturally I have to continue, and when my voice is lower, Qin Feng smiled and spread his hands:

"More and more people are coming, more and more people are coming, saying that we have become a climate now, and we have to have a flag.

Uncle Wu said it doesn't matter, I came out and brought a furoshiki, in the past, I took this to wrap my cooking cakes, and once it was scalded, and there was a big circle in it, come on, this is our national flag. This, ha, good!"

Saying that, Qin Feng also took a handkerchief-sized towel from the seat next to him and raised it to signal to everyone.

"Hahaha"

The unstoppable burst of laughter jumped up a notch again.

In the blink of an eye, everyone was laughing to death, everyone leaned back in their chairs, wiping their tears while watching Qin Feng keep laughing.

"Hey, hey, this thing doesn't even let go of other people's flags!"

"I'm laughing to death! The plaster flag turned out to be Uncle Wu's cooking cake!"

"What a guy with sores on his head and pus on the soles of his feet!"

"Hahaha, for the first time, I had empathy for the Japanese!

……

After a pause for a few seconds, as soon as the peak of laughter passed, Qin Feng continued to open with a grateful expression:

"Everyone is very grateful to Uncle Wu, everything is up to you, you have the final say! Uncle Wu looks here and there, looks at it, and says that it is not okay for you all to sleep in the bed, you must saw the legs of this bed, and you have to sleep on the ground.

Why did you sleep on the ground? Because when the uncle first went, he asked Ximenqing to kick it, and after kicking it, he went home to raise it for two days, and he couldn't get into bed.

And I'm afraid that Ximenqing will find his home again, what should I do, just lay on the ground. I think it's convenient, but it hurts to fall out of bed."

"Hahaha"

Laughter resumed.

I'm going to destroy everything in Japan! I've just damaged other people's flags, and now I don't even let go of the way other people sleep!

Uncle Wu is also unlucky, he is good-looking, cuckolded, and almost killed, not to mention, and now he is still being used by this goods to damage the Japanese.

Everyone laughed loudly, while shouting for Uncle Wu, and they were amazed by Qin Feng!

This stand-up comedy is really enjoyable to listen to!

Qin Feng himself is also very hilarious, and he has a complete fun!

The cross talk also came to an end at this time, and Qin Feng pointed to the ground with a smile:

"Just lie on the ground! Every house sleeps on the floor. After sleeping on the floor, I asked, "What are we called?" Uncle is happy, this is called tatami mats.

Why is it called tatami mats? I don't understand, come and listen to me, why are you called tatami mats: as long as it's my grandson, I'm going to be here steadily!"

In the last sentence, he slapped the back of the chair beside him with his hand as he spoke.

After speaking, Qin Feng laughed and handed the microphone to the big-faced flight attendant beside him, then arched his hand to the audience, turned around and walked back to his seat with a smile.

"Hahaha"

Burst into laughter.

Everyone knew that this wonderful stand-up comedy was over, so they completely opened their minds and laughed.

"In the end, I didn't forget to scold the Japanese grandson, it's gone!"

"Hahaha, Uncle Wu is Amaterasu!"

"Awesome! This cross talk is really the best cross talk! There is no other family!"

……

Qin Feng laughed and returned to his seat.

Liu Yan was still holding her head and bursting into laughter, her shoulders were shaking like chaff, and it was estimated that she would not uncover her coat for a while.

After taking a sip of water, Qin Feng gently grabbed Liu Yan's hand and continued to start his fragrant journey.

The laughter in the cabin gradually began to decrease, but everyone still had a deep smile on their faces.

What a hilarious flight!(To be continued.) )