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The cabin was filled with joyful laughter.

With Qin Feng's vivid language, one of the four great classics of Chinese classics in the previous life, several important characters in "Water Margin", Wu Song, Wu Dalang, Pan Jinlian, etc., appeared in this world for the first time.

Several passengers who like literature saw the shadow of the novel from this stand-up comedy, which surprised them very much, could this kid still write novels?

Of course, Qin Feng didn't write novels, but he was familiar with the two novels involving this story.

"Water Margin" was Qin Feng's favorite in junior high school, and he watched it five or six times, and he was even more idol-like in fighting Tiger Wusong.

"The Golden Vase of Plums" was read when he was in college, and he read it more than once, whether it was an abridged version or a full version.

These two books also have an electronic version in his mind, and it is a matter of minutes to write a novel.

Of course, there will be no film and television drama versions, especially "Golden Vase Plum", which is almost a youth enlightenment educational film, absolutely classic!

The great love between Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing has been recited and passed down for centuries because of these two books!

No matter what era or which world it is, it must be a proper love classic!

The world in front of us is no exception.

No, many passengers on the plane are about to experience this earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods, and undying love story!

"Guys, here's the show!"

Qin Feng said with a smile in his heart and continued his stand-up comedy.

"One day, the uncle was not at home, went out to do business, Pan Jinlian stood on the second floor of her own house and picked up the curtain, saying that the curtain was actually a small grille on it, so a pick, there was a bamboo pole in his hand, he didn't pay attention to it, and it didn't sink much, ten thousand pounds"

As he spoke, he made a gesture of lifting the curtain upward.

"Hahaha"

The travelers burst into laughter.

Ten thousand pounds, if you fall, there will be no earthquake!

"Hehehe, there are not so many, the bamboo pole has fallen, and someone has passed under the window, snapping, and smashing his head. This master was in a hurry at the time, heh, hit the head, didn't you say that you are not allowed to hit the head, it's uncivilized to hit the head!"

Qin Feng touched his head and said with a wry smile.

"Hahaha"

Everyone laughed again.

Qin Feng covered his head and looked up, his eyes immediately widened.

"Look up, yo! The master downstairs is the vice president of the Yanggu County Hooligans Association, surnamed Ximen, the single word Mingqing, and the Ximen official, the young man is very beautiful and spiritual, he is very particular about dressing, he has money at home, he has several pharmacies, and he sells a lot of real and fake drugs a year anyway"

"Hahaha"

Everyone burst into laughter again.

"It's so funny, vice president of the Rogue Association, it's really bullshit!"

"This is exactly the face of a modern profiteer!"

……

Qin Feng also chuckled a few times, paused slightly, raised his head and continued to look:

"Let's take a look here today, and there's a stunning woman standing up there. What kind of person is Ximenqing? The evil ghost in the color! The demon king in the flower! I was very happy at that time.

At this moment, Pan Jinlian also saw him, his eyes were opposite to the thunderbolt and straightened out the electric spark, and he took a dozen eyes, he was really a young man, and somehow he still looked a little like Wu Song, and he didn't feel it.

Everyone chuckled a few times, and when they heard Qin Feng's introduction to Ximenqing, everyone immediately understood that the adulterer had appeared!

And hearing his comments on Ximenqing, everyone immediately began to worry about Wuda.

At this moment, there was a cough not far behind him, Ahh

The old man is gone, and she is left to open a teahouse here by herself, make some tea, boil some plum soup, prepare some dye, and have this idler come up here to drink water."

It doesn't sound like a good person.

When everyone heard the appearance of Wang Po, the image of a vicious old woman immediately appeared in their minds.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed forward and said:

"I came out today to pour tea roots, and I saw it at a glance, heh! Ximenqing, Pan Jinlian, Lang Cai, Girl, Jackal, Tiger and Leopard, if I hook up with the two of them, will I still have food and flowers in the future?"

"Hahaha"

The travelers burst into laughter.

"Femme fatale!"

Everyone gave Wang Po such a final word.

The image of Wang Po is too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and there are such characters in almost every classical novel, which makes people hate the root of their teeth, especially the matchmaker and the old * bustard, which are the root of bad things!

Qin Feng made a gesture to invite people.

"So, invite Ximenqing to the house, drink it, I got a lot of tea, snacks, and melon seeds. What do you see, big official?...... (Qin Feng spread his hands) didn't look at anything, didn't look at anything.

No, I'm just getting old, I've seen you peeking there! What are you looking at?...... You know, I'll be honest with you, who is that beautiful woman upstairs?

As soon as I say it, you know that her husband sells cooked food every day on the streets of Yanggu County, guess what!"

The crowd at the scene was completely fascinated.

"This stand-up comedy is completely a novel, well-organized, logical, and really enjoyable to listen to"

Qin Feng frowned and looked thoughtful:

"Oh, selling cooked food, this is Liu Fuxiang who sells haggis? No, no, Liu Fuxiang's daughter-in-law is over ninety, not him. Is this Gu Weimin, who sells cakes? No, Gu Weimin's daughter-in-law ran away with someone."

"Hahaha"

Everyone burst into laughter when they heard this.

"I'm laughing to death, it's really bad! Don't forget to fight your enemies at any time!"

"When did these two go to sell haggis and cut cakes? Liu Fuxiang and Gu Weimin heard this, and they had to fight hard with you!"

"Liu Fuxiang is only in his fifties, how can he have a daughter-in-law in his nineties?

"Hahaha, I've never heard that Gu Weimin's daughter-in-law ran away with someone! An old lady in her early sixties, who wants it! Qin Feng is really damaged!"

"These two are really unlucky, how did you provoke this thing?"

……

Qin Feng pointed forward.

"It's not that, it's not, it's who?...... This, this is Wu Dalang's daughter-in-law. Ximen Qing stomped his feet, alas, as soon as he lowered his head, his shoes bloomed, and the strength was too great. How did this happen? How did it fall into his hands?

You don't know, there was such a thing. Wang Po said the matter, and finally asked the official if you intended it?...... Oh, I have a bit of an idea.

It doesn't matter, I'll help you plan this matter, and you'll be sure to succeed. …… Okay, you are tired, and he took out the money and gave it to the princess."

Hearing this, everyone's fists were clenched together, and everyone said in their hearts:

"It's over! Pan Jinlian didn't run!"

Qin Feng continued regretfully:

"Playing here, Mrs. Wang made a plan, and invited Pan Jinlian to come home in the name of cutting shrouds, and hooked up with Ximenqing and Ximenqing back and forth.

Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, and the news spread all over Yanggu County, except for Uncle Wu, no one knows it"

"Hey!"

There was a sigh at the scene, especially the men, who were even more indignant.

But no Chinese man can accept the matter of being cuckolded.

As the old saying goes: the hatred of killing one's father and the hatred of taking one's wife.

This shows how much the Chinese hate this incident, and these male passengers at the scene are no exception.

Qin Feng also had an angry expression on his face.

"There is a child who sells fruit named Brother Yun, I saw Uncle Wu, let me tell you something. …… What's the matter? Have you recently washed your face and noticed the green in the basin?"

"Hahaha"

Everyone burst into laughter again.

Qin Feng continued:

"Uncle Wu doesn't understand, what does this mean? What else does it mean, grandma has an affair with Ximen Qing**. The uncle was angry and came to the princess to find the two of them. I went up to the second floor, kicked the door open with my foot, and looked inside, the two of them were on the bed."

Hearing this, the atmosphere in the cabin suddenly became tense.

What's next?

Obviously, a big battle is imminent, and Wuda is definitely not Ximenqing's opponent!

"Hey! Ximenqing is gone, poof! Jumped up, he was a martial arts practitioner, as soon as he raised his feet, hey, all of a sudden, he didn't raise much height, he was a foot high, and he was kicking in the uncle's heart, and the uncle was indeed too low!"

As he spoke, Qin Feng raised his hand and gestured at his waist.

"Hahaha"

Another burst of laughter.

Qin Feng also laughed twice, then withdrew his hand and continued:

"At the beginning, someone once joked with the uncle, saying that Uncle Wu wants to borrow you to use, why do you lend me? I borrowed you as my fan pendant, the uncle was very angry, you dare to use me as a fan pendant, I kicked you to death in my heart. You'll know how this goes.

Today, this kick is kicking the heart and mouth, spitting blood, but fortunately, Uncle Wu is not dead, the heart is heartwarming, uncomfortable is uncomfortable, and when he comes back, Uncle Wu is aggrieved and leaves."

"Hey——!"

Everyone sighed, and while feeling aggrieved for Wuda, they were also glad that he did not die at the hands of Ximen Qing.

Everyone substituted their emotions into this stand-up comedy and began to worry about the kind people.

At the same time, everyone also hated Ximenqing and Pan Jinlian for gritting their teeth, they should be cut with a thousand knives, and of course Wang Po should also die.

"Do you just let these people go?"

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and slashed down, and said passionately:

"Later, Wu Song came back and couldn't find his brother, and after careful inquiry, he knew the truth of the matter, he thought that his brother was killed by this adulterer, and immediately poured blood into Pupilen, and immediately took revenge with a single knife, and successively killed Pan Jinlian, Wang Po, and Ximen Qing one by one, and the blood of the direct killing flowed like a river, and the heads were rolling, which was a great pleasure!"

"Good!

"Damn it! What a tiger hero!"

Hearing that Wu Song had killed this dirty person, everyone suddenly felt happy. began to cheer loudly for Wu Song.

At this point, the grievances in everyone's hearts for Wuda can be regarded as completely dissipated.

That's how it should be, so that the world can be a better place.

Seeing the reaction of everyone at the scene, Qin Feng also smiled.

Sure enough, as long as it is Chinese, hearing this, there is no one who does not clap his hands.

The reason why Wu Song is the most popular among the good men of the Water Margin is one of the reasons.

Qin Feng also likes Wu Song the most among the characters of the Water Margin, especially his chivalrous and courageous, jealous and hateful heroic style.

After the applause, everyone in the cabin was much happier, even those pretentious and successful people felt comfortable at this time.

As everyone knows, they are always playing the role of Ximenqing in life, but they are very lucky, living in modern times, with complete rule of law, and they have not met a character like Wu Song, otherwise they can't cry!

Looking at everyone's performance, Qin Feng also felt a burst of emotion in his heart, but the cross talk did not end.

He chuckled softly, then continued:

"Of course, Wu Song's murder must be illegal, and from then on, Second Master Wu began to live a life of outlaw, which is also the fate of people like him.

There are two flowers, one on each side, and then there are two flowers, and then there are two flowers, one on each side, and there is nothing to do with it, but there is no compass, no aircraft, and nothing in those days. Drift along the sea, drift all the way to the east, and come to the shore of the East China Sea."

Hearing this, the passengers in the cabin will smile heartily.

"Gotcha!

As soon as everyone heard about going east and the sea, they immediately understood that Qin Feng was going to talk about Japan.

After all, he has done a lot of foreshadowing before, and finally got to the point!

Qin Feng also laughed when he saw everyone's reaction, there are no stupid people!

"It's on the shore, as soon as I get ashore, Uncle Wu is standing here, and there are many people running from a distance snoring, all of them are a foot high."

As he spoke, he also stretched out his hand and gestured, that size is too compact!

"Hahaha"

Laughter filled the entire cabin at once.

Everyone understands that this goods are starting to hurt the Japanese again.

Qin Feng smiled and continued:

"Ran over, scared Uncle Wu, what's the matter? What are you doing? I'm wondering, these little people are also scared when they see him, ah! Here comes the giant, okay this!"

As he spoke, he looked up and looked up, and with the cooperation of his words and actions, everyone suddenly felt that Wuda was so tall and mighty.

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder and louder.

Qin Feng lowered his head and looked down, with a proud expression on his face.

"It's very polite to come over, big one, big one. …… Uncle Wu felt great satisfaction in his heart, okay, okay, what are you all doing?...... Saying that we are all local savages, and we have never seen anyone outside, where did you come from?

I am from the great powers of the Celestial Empire. …… Great, please come to our house for dinner. I went, and when I saw what kind of gourds and cakes were inside, I was panicked when they were dried and panicked, and they were panicked when they were cracked.

Uncle eats uncomfortably, saying that you can't just eat dry, is there anything rare?...... Well, there are rare, there are rare. If there is a thin line, bring the porridge,...... Take a sip, the uncle is very happy, alas! …… From here up, these people learned a sentence, and as soon as they were comfortable, they said: "Thin (吆西)"

"Hahaha"

Burst of laughter instantly filled the cabin.

Everyone was laughing and at the same time constantly tapping the armrests of the seats, fortunately Qin Feng asked everyone to fasten their seat belts, otherwise I don't know how many people would have to sneak out to the ground this time.

"This guy is too lacking in morality, do you mean that?"

"Hahaha, it turns out that this is how Ryxi came!"

"I'm going to laugh like crazy, how did he come up with this?"

"How can there be such a person? The devil is about to make him vomit blood, right?"

"No, my bowels are about to burst with laughter, hahaha"

…… (To be continued.) )