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On stage, the show continues.

Chen Damin was completely confused in a hurry, he limped forward and grabbed Fan Wen's hand, and asked beggingly:

"Big brother, what's going on?

Fan Wen patted Chen Damin's hand: "Don't worry, you, you broke your leg when you were young"

As he spoke, he pointed to Chen Damin's leg.

Chen Damin raised his left leg and patted it: "No, I've been this one!"

Fan Wen immediately remedied, stretched out his hand and pointed at Chen Damin's right leg, and said affirmatively: "It's transferred!"

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of crazy laughter at the scene.

"No, if you look at it again, you will definitely die of laughter!"

"When does the broken leg look like cancer, it can still be transferred, it's so foolish!"

"This mouth! It's like a dead person can say alive, a living person can say dead!"

"Oh hey, I can't stop laughing!"

……

Fan Wen also limped to match Chen Damin's rhythm, and Zhao Guoying next to him looked at the legs of the two in surprise.

Fan Wen continued to flicker: "I don't know, right? Later, your profession was very unfavorable to you, it turned out that you were not a spoon, you were a cutter, and you always pressed this leg harder, and this leg became heavier and heavier, and it became heavier and heavier, and the light ones were tiptoeing, and the heavy ones were necrotic of the femoral head, and in the late stage, they were vegetative!"

After speaking, Fan Wen made a demented expression with his eyes rolling up.

There was another burst of laughter.

Everyone laughed and admired at the same time, and did everything they could!

Chen Damin nodded straight when he heard this, with a worried and frightened expression.

Seeing Fan Wen's expression, Zhao Guoying immediately laughed out loud: "Hahahahaha"

Fan Wen was startled, turned his head and scolded, "What are you doing?"

Zhao Guoying pointed at Fan Wen and smiled: "I said, the first time I look at him, my eyes will be like this, hahaha"

While laughing, she also made an eye roll motion.

Fan Wen glared and pushed Zhao Guoying: "You be honest!

Chen Damin continued to ask anxiously: "Big brother, what, what kind of medicine do I have to use?"

Fan Wen shook his hand: "It's not good to use medicine!"

Zhao Guoying stepped forward and grabbed Fan Wen's arm: "For the New Year, don't let people take medicine, let's talk about crutches"

Fan Wen turned around and smiled and said to Chen Damin: "Look! My wife knows it, crutches!"

"Hahaha"

The audience at the scene and in front of the TV leaned back and forth.

It's over, Mr. Chen's evil dear didn't run away!

"Bang Bang Bang"

The laughter was followed by a round of applause.

Everyone was completely impressed by Fan Wen's ability to fool.

Chen Damin asked, "On crutches?"

Fan Wen pointed to the bench beside him: "Please sit! After crutches, your two legs will gradually be balanced, and little by little it will be better, at the beginning, an old man saw that my leg was sick, she felt sorry for the money, and did not let me see a doctor, and in the end, I was disabled!"

Chen Damin was surprised: "You?"

Fan Wenyi patted his left leg and sighed: "There is a steel plate in it, and I can't bend it back."

Chen Damin pointed to Fan Wen's leg and asked, "Is this a waste leg?"

Zhao Guoying was anxious, and hurriedly squatted down and touched Fan Wen's leg to explain: "Old man, let's have good legs......"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted angrily by Fan Wen: "What are you talking about! Okay, who has good legs on crutches?"

Chen Damin nodded: "Yes"

Zhao Guoying tried to defend: "Our crutch is not a ...... in advance"

Fan Wen interrupted her explanation again: "Don't be blinded!"

Next to him, Chen Daren was angry: "Oh, eldest sister, don't you keep messing around, okay? This is a discussion between patients and patients, what are you always mixing with?

Zhao Guoying was so angry that he stood up and ignored them.

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter rang out again, and the audience went crazy with laughter.

"Teacher Chen is too lacking in heart, and his IQ is negative!"

"Hahaha, this is called a dog biting Lu Dongbin!"

"My stomach is about to explode with laughter, so Qin Feng can write such a sketch!

"Hahaha, I can't laugh, who will help me contact an ambulance!"

……

On stage.

Chen Damin was about to touch Fan Wen's left leg with concern, but he reached out to block it.

Fan Wen said: "You don't have to look, I'll leave for you, I haven't left in the past, it's over"

After saying that, he stood up and began to walk, his left leg straight and not bent at all, and his right leg kept flicking outward, and the movement was very strange.

The laughter continued to sound, and watching Fan Wen's antics make the audience laugh until they wiped their tears.

The applause at the scene also continued to ring, and everyone was applauding this wonderful performance.

Chen Damin watched Fan Wen walk around, and kept sighing: "Oops, oops, oops, oh my mother!

Fan Wen walked around and returned to the bench and sat down sideways, then pointed to his right foot: "How many shoes have I thrown off!"

Zhao Guoying uncovered his old bottom next to him: "Don't be blind there, didn't the Venerable Master steal the chicks and dogs when you threw off your shoes?"

Fan Wen turned his head and glared at the beads: "Can you catch your legs?"

Then he turned back and pointed to Chen Damin's shoes and asked, "How much do your shoes cost?"

Chen Damin timidly replied: "That, two hundred and two"

Fan Wen leaned back: "Two hundred and two!

"Hahaha"

The laughter is getting louder and louder, and everyone says in their hearts, finally see the poor dagger!

Chen Damin asked, "Then where do you have to buy crutches?"

Zhao Guoying smiled and stepped forward and pointed to the crutches on the bench: "Isn't it, just sell this crutches to you"

Fan Wen turned his head and glared at Zhao Guoying angrily: "What are you talking about? What are you selling? What am I selling? Why are you doing this? Isn't it over if a woman picks it and gives it to him?"

Chen Damin mediated: "Don't!"

Zhao Guoying stepped aside and said in surprise: "Not for sale?"

Fan Wen's eyes widened: "Don't talk, okay, don't you take the crutch!"

As he spoke, he stood up, picked up his crutches and handed them to Chen Damin.

Chen Damin stood up in fear and took the crutches: "Ah, big brother! Oh, big brother, I can't ask for nothing, I have to give money."

Fan Wen pointed at Chen Damin and said proudly: "I know your character, women ask for money, you can't grind it and don't give it, you want face, you give it like this, you say I don't want it, it's equivalent to looking down on you, don't you? I still have to ask for it, give half, one hundred!"

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter rang out continuously, and people were already limp with laughter.

Chen Damin kept nodding his head while holding his crutches: "Hey, okay, okay"

Fan Wen continued to flicker: "I'll tell you, be more anxious with you!"

Zhao Guoying stepped forward to speak, but was directly stopped by Fan Wen: "Stop talking"

Chen Damin anxiously began to rummage through his pockets on the side.

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder and louder.

"Bang Bang Bang"

The applause also thundered.

Everyone was applauding Fan Wen's otherworldly flickering skills.

Chen Damin took out all the money, handed it to Fan Wen, and said apologetically: "Oh, big brother, what's the matter, it's only thirty-two yuan for me to add a piece of money."

Fan Wen reached out and took the money and glanced at it, and then looked at Chen Damin's pocket, looking greedy and dissatisfied.

Zhao Guoying took the money from Fan Wen's hand and said with satisfaction: "Then take it, how much is it?"

Fan Wen immediately glared at Zhao Guoying and reprimanded: "What kind of bicycle do you want?

While reprimanding, he also kept peeking at Chen Damin's reaction.

Zhao Guoying was stunned, and immediately explained with a smile: "I didn't say I wanted a bicycle?

"Hahaha"

The crazy burst of laughter was deafening.

"Hahaha, do you want to do this?"

"What kind of bicycle do you want?

"Don't let people live, they're all dying of laughter!"

"What a big fool!

……

Chen Damin patted his head: "Oh, yes, yes, yes"

Then he walked over and moved his bike.

At this time, Fan Wen turned around, frowned and hugged his fist and said to Chen Damin: "See me, I can't take care of this daughter-in-law, so I just ask someone for a bicycle."

Zhao Guoying defended aggrievedly: "I didn't say I wanted a bicycle!"

Fan Wen pointed at Zhao Guoying angrily: "I won't lead you out in the future"

Chen Damin persuaded: "Big brother, don't be angry, I think what my eldest sister said is still reasonable, you said that like my legs and feet, basically say goodbye to the bicycle, right? I'll give you the bicycle, okay?"

"Hahaha"

Countless people burst into laughter in an instant.

The laughter roared like thunder, and the ears of the people who shook it were ringing.

"Isn't this lacking in heart, I've never seen someone who is so deceived in such a hurry!"

"Hahaha, it's so exciting!"

"This skit can definitely give birth to a lot of classic lines!"

"Hahaha, this year's internet buzzwords have come out!"

……

Hearing that Chen Damin was going to give him the bicycle, Fan Wenle nodded happily: "Okay, good"

Zhao Guoying was anxious.

She pulled away Fan Wen, who was about to push the bicycle, and stepped forward to stuff the bicycle into Chen Damin's hand: "No, you can't ask for a human bicycle." Take it back, push it back, you don't know, he's cheating you!"

Chen Damin stretched out his hand to hold down the bicycle and said angrily and loudly: "You are cheating on me! Why are you like this? I wondered, how can there be such a big gap between the two people who live together?

When he said this, Chen Damin's expression was very angry, and he was so angry that his muscles were exposed, and his head and arms matched the language, which was extremely vivid!

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder and louder, and it almost lifted the roof of the studio.

"Bang Bang Bang"

"Good! great"

The applause was deafening, and countless cheers and cheers rang out at the same time.

Zhao Guoying was completely stupid, stood in place and was stunned for two seconds, and then angrily retreated behind Fan Wen.

Fan Wen picked up two crutches and stepped forward: "Brother, take a crutch!"

Chen Damin immediately stood up, then held Fan Wen's hands, and said gratefully with tears: "Big brother, fate!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter exploded again.

"Hahaha, Mr. Chen is too second"

"Fate! Classic! Completely kneel for Qin Feng!"

"Absolutely! This is definitely the best sketch so far."

……

on stage.

Fan Wen patted Chen Damin on the shoulder and comforted: "Don't get excited, go back and recuperate, and you'll be fine in a few days."

Chen Damin nodded with tears in his eyes and sobbing silently: "Okay, big brother, I won't say anything about me"

After saying that, he turned his head on crutches and cried, crying so sadly!

Zhao Guoying couldn't stand it anymore, so he pulled Fan Wen over and reprimanded: "Isn't it a bit too much for you to do this?"

Fan Wen smiled and pointed at Chen Damin: "What's the point, he still has to thank us!"

Before the words fell, Chen Damin turned his head and said gratefully, "Thank you!"

Fan Wen smiled even more happily: "Look at it"

"Hahaha"

It's hilarious again, everyone laughs and shakes their heads, completely convinced this stupid cook!

In the midst of laughter, Chen Damin left the stage on crutches.

Zhao Guoying looked apologetically in the direction where Chen Damin left.

Fan Wen stepped forward and poked her arm and asked, "What are you doing? Why are you distressed? Go, change places!"

With that, he stepped forward and kicked off the foot support of the bicycle, and the cart was ready to leave.

Zhao Guoying asked puzzledly, "What else are you going to do?"

Fan Wen said confidently: "Find a place with bad legs and feet, sell the bicycle to him"

After speaking, the two pushed the cart and left the stage one after the other.

End of sketch.

Behind them, laughter shook the sky!

……

At this time, whether it was at the scene or in front of the TV, everyone was already laughing like crazy.

"Bang Bang Bang"

The applause rang out like a sea of wilds.

"Good! great!"

"Teacher Fan, you are too good!"

"I love you"

The applause and cheers were deafening, and the entire studio exploded.

Weibo, Moments, forums, CCTV live broadcast pages, and all places on the Internet have completely exploded.

"Hahaha, cow! This sketch is really good! buddy knelt down directly"

"The three teachers are amazing!

"God's work, it's a god's work!"

"Dude is already laughing crazy, this is the funniest sketch buddy has ever seen"

……

Not only the audience is crazy about it, but also many sketch actors are completely crazy at this time.

This is undoubtedly the pinnacle of stage sketches! It is certain that no one has ever done before, and it is difficult to find anyone in the future.

This is Mount Everest in the sketch world, it's too difficult to surpass!

Thinking of this, and then thinking of the sketch author Qin Feng, the eyes of these sketch actors immediately turned red, who doesn't want such a work?

Especially the sketch actors in the backstage of the studio, looking at Qin Feng celebrating in front of the big screen at this time, it was like looking at a huge treasure, their eyes were red, and they couldn't wait to rush up to invite the book immediately.

……

Back-office cockpit.

"Boom"

The door was slammed open, and the coordinator rushed in with a piece of paper.

"Director Guan, Director Wei!" "Selling Abduction" set the highest ratings in the history of the Lantern Festival Gala, with a huge lead!"

Hearing the news, everyone in the director team was stunned.

After a pause, several people immediately began to celebrate wildly.

"Yay!

Huge cheers rushed out of the main control room and instantly spread throughout the backstage. (To be continued.) )