Chapter 141: Flickering and lame
Flicker begins!
With the wonderful performance of the three people on the stage, bursts of laughter rang out at the scene, and the audience in front of the TV also laughed back and forth. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Within a few minutes, Chen Damin was completely fooled and began to talk to Fan Wen.
Chen Damin asked: "What did you say about me just now, what did you say is serious and advanced, what's going on?"
Fan Wen stared at Chen Damin and asked, "Can you believe it?"
Chen Damin nodded: "I believe it!"
Fan Wen said conclusively: "In the recent period, I don't feel that a certain part of your body is different from the past?
Chen Damin touched his face and said worriedly: "I don't feel it, I just feel that my face is getting bigger and bigger?"
"Hahaha"
There was another burst of laughter.
When the audience saw Chen Damin's worried look, they couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Fan Wen smiled and pointed to Chen Damin's face: "That's right! This is not the main disease! Do you know why your face is big?"
Chen Damin asked stupidly, "Why?"
Fan Wen stretched out his hand and gestured: "It's your peripheral nerve necrosis that suffocates the upper side!"
"Hahaha"
The scene burst into laughter.
"I'll go!
"This sketch is awesome, enjoyable!"
"Hahaha, this can be done!"
……
Chen Damin was stunned: "Where is that?"
Fan Wen pointed downward: "Below the waist, feet up"
Chen Damin naturally connected: "Legs?"
Fan Wen nodded: "That's right!"
Chen Damin shook his hand with a smile: "No, there is nothing wrong with my leg!"
Fan Wen smiled and stretched out his hand to point forward, and said loudly: "Take two steps! Take two steps! If you are not sick, take two steps, go!"
"Hahaha"
The scene was completely bursting, and many people were about to laugh out of tears.
"I'm laughing to death, I've never seen such a loss!
"Teacher Fan, what an image! you were really taken into the ditch by Qin Feng."
"Hahaha, it's just a lack of virtue and smoke!"
……
Chen Damin waved his hand unconfidently: "Okay, take two steps, take two steps."
As he spoke, he took a few steps forward tremblingly.
As soon as he walked out, Fan Wen immediately raised his hand to stop: "Stop! Your shoes are fine, right?
Chen Damin raised his foot: "This is a tourist shoe, dead heel!"
Fan Wen firmly pointed to Chen Damin's leg: "By the way, your leg is sick! One leg is short."
Chen Damin smiled and took two steps back: "It's okay! I want one leg to be long and the other leg to be short, and the pants seller will tell me."
Fan Wen smiled and shook his head: "The pants seller tells you, do you still sell pants? Who is as good as my heart!
Your leg is lifted up with my hand, you can lift as high as you want, and you can fall down hard, okay? Believe it or not? Your leg is sick, and your right leg is short! Come, get up!"
The laughter continued, watching Chen Damin sink deeper and deeper into the pit, everyone couldn't stand it anymore.
After speaking, Fan Wen raised his hand, and Chen Damin also trembled and raised his right leg.
Zhao Guoying looked at the scene in front of him in surprise.
Immediately after that, Fan Wen's hand quickly fell, and at the same time, Chen Damin's raised right foot also stomped down heavily.
"Boom!"
Chen Damin stomped on the floor firmly, and his voice was loud.
Fan Wen raised his hand again: "Okay, come again!"
"Boom!" there was another loud bang.
"Come Again"
"Knock, knock, knock、......"
In the blink of an eye, Chen Damin stomped four or five feet heavily under Fan Wen's command.
With the sound of stomping on the ground, laughter rang out one after another.
Fan Wen stepped forward and shouted, "Stop!
Chen Damin nodded woodenly: "It's numb!"
Zhao Guoying stepped forward in surprise and grabbed Fan Wen's arm and asked, "Hey, why is he numb?"
Fan Wen grinned and replied, "You are numb if you stomp!"
"Hahaha"
The laughter at the scene exploded, and the laughter in front of the TV was also thunderous.
Many people burst into laughter, and there were many who burst into tears.
"It's so bad! I'm dying of laughter."
"Hahaha, it's so bad!"
"Teacher Chen is also working too hard, and his image has been ruined for many years!"
"This sketch is simply amazing, Qin Feng definitely has a hole in his brain!"
"It's over, Lao Chen is really going to be fooled and lame!"
……
Many cast and crew backstage also laughed to death.
Qin Feng also laughed out loud, the three teachers acted so well, at this moment, he seemed to see Uncle Benshan's golden trio.
Lin Yang beside him was already squatting on the ground with laughter, slapping the floor and laughing wildly.
Sister Fei on the other side leaned on the agent and smiled until she wiped her tears.
……
On stage, the show continues.
Fan Wen pointed to Chen Damin's leg and asked, "Is it numb?"
Chen Damin held his thigh and replied in disbelief: "It's numb-!"
Fan Wen stretched out his hand and pointed forward: "Walk up, walk up, don't control, your leg is 100% sick, don't control, relax! go, go, go, go, go, don't think, will you walk with me? walk, little by little, go!"
Chen Damin had just taken two steps with his numb leg in tow, and Fan Wen walked in front of him to take him.
At first, Fan Wen walked relatively normally, but the later he walked more and more, and his whole body began to tilt to the right, limping in front to lead the way.
And Chen Damin followed behind, and was affected unconsciously, and he became more and more lame, and soon became completely crippled.
After Fan Wen successfully brought Chen Damin into the ditch, he stopped, watched from the side, and continued to let Chen Damin go.
And Chen Damin has become a habit of lameness, and he can't change it for a while, so he limps and walks quickly.
At the same time, his mouth was still shouting in a panic: "Eh, eh, eh, oh!
Next to him, Zhao Guoying said loudly in surprise: "Good legs are lame!"
Chen Damin hurriedly stopped and asked in a panic, "What is it?"
Zhao Guoying was just about to speak, but Fan Wen stepped forward to grab the conversation and said with a smile: "Did you see it! My daughter-in-law can see it, she said that you are lame if you flicker!"
Chen Damin was about to cry: "Eldest sister, why didn't you find out so early?"
Zhao Guoying raised his hand and pointed at Fan Wen and said: "You haven't met him earlier, you have been lame if you met him earlier!"
"Hahaha"
The laughter grew louder and louder, and the audience went completely crazy with laughter.
……
Liu Yan's grandfather's house.
Liu Yan was lying on the sofa and bursting into laughter at this time, without any strength in her body, and she was laughing to death.
Her parents were also laughing and wiping tears from their eyes, and her grandparents were even more laughing as if they were ten years younger.
"I've never seen such a funny sketch, I can laugh to death"
"Hahaha, this guy Qin Feng is so funny!"
"A veritable big fool!"
"Oops! Fan Wen and Chen Damin acted fantastic"
……
Weibo, websites, forums, moments and other social media have completely exploded at this time.
"I'll go!
"It's so good at fooling, it can really fool people!"
"I'm convinced, it's the best sketch I've ever seen!"
"I love this sketch to death, I really hope that Qin Feng can stand on the sketch stage one day"
"Compared with this, the rest of the sketches are all war scum!"
…… (To be continued.) )