Chapter 697: Explosives
When all the bear children saw Wen Xu standing aside, their faces all fell. The reason why they found such a remote place to set off firecrackers is that they are afraid that the adults in the village will find out, although the village allows firecrackers to be set off during the Chinese New Year today, but only a few times, such as worshipping ancestors, the reunion dinner on the 30th night, and the countdown to the Lunar New Year and so on. There is no opening for the bear children to fire guns indiscriminately.
The second is that Wen Xu is an adult, and they are all elders of everyone, and instinctively these children are a little afraid of Wen Xu in their hearts. Seeing Wen Xu, he subconsciously thought that he had come to collect the cannon in his hand.
"Why don't you play with me?" Wen Xu said with a deliberate straight face as he looked at a group of bear children.
In terms of recognizing mistakes, these bear children are self-taught, whether they have money or not, these little things immediately hang their heads and shrug their eyes in shame, in fact, they don't know what they are, as for whether they can change after realizing their mistakes, it is a shadowless thing.
Nine times out of ten, one side admits the mistake, and the other side turns his face and gives you another offense.
"Which of you still has a cannon in his pocket, take it out and I'll take a look?" Wen Xu heard that no one spoke for a while, and after thinking for a while, he was the first to walk in front of Da Leizi, looking up at this kid and asking all the children at the same time.
Da Lei saw that his uncle was standing in front of him, and quickly honestly put his hand into his pocket, took out three cannons and held them in his hand, and deliberately mourned: "I only have these left!"
Wen Xu picked up the cannon in Da Lei's hand and looked at it, this cannon is very thick, each one is almost as thick as an adult's thumb, almost five or six times thicker than a normal cannon, and the length is nearly twice as long, the whole body is wrapped in white plastic paper, and the plastic paper about one-third of the body is replaced with color along the mouth of the cannon, and the workmanship is quite exquisite, and the less is much stronger than the ordinary red-clothed cannon.
After grabbing the cannon battle in Da Lei's hand, Wen Xu stood in front of Da Linzi again, and the little thing looked at Wen Xu with a reluctant look. Seeing Wen Xu hooking his fingers at him, he had to put his hand into his pocket and fumbled for a long time and took out two cannons.
"Gone?" Wen Xu looked at the two small cannons in his hand with a look of disbelief.
Da Linzi said weakly: "No!"
I didn't dare to look at Wen Xu's eyes when I spoke, and it was obvious that I was lying, how could Wen Xu end the two small artillery battles, and shook his hands: "Do I search or do you dig it yourself?"
Where can Da Linzi let Wen Xusou search, and immediately reached out and took out a cannon from the other trouser pocket, one time is the real one, and the cannon battle is like the one Da Lei just gave.
Then Wen Xu went to Yuanbo and a few bear children to take a turn, this circle Wen Xu's pockets were full of cannons, there were almost thirty or so, Wen Xu just asked these leading children to collect a circle, such as Mao Dan, Wen Xu did not take it, because he knew that there could not be many of them, at most there were more than ten or twenty, maybe there were a lot of them in front, and it was estimated that they should wipe their tears.
"Xiao Yao, let a few children build snowdrifts," Wen Xu said to Xiao Yao while standing next to him and holding his hand in his arms.
Xiao Yao thought that Wen Xu was cleaning himself up in disguise, and immediately said with a slanderous smile: "Uncle, don't worry, you see this big New Year, everyone is still waiting to go home and set off firecrackers, it's the New Year soon, and we've been out for a long time, I don't care if I'm so big, maybe they're all worried about their small family."
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, my dad got me"
"My mother asked me to go back and eat melon seeds"
One by one, the bear children immediately nodded like pounding garlic, and they all said that their old son was looking for themselves, and there was an unbearable little thing that was five or six years old, and I didn't know which TV series it looked like, saying that it was boiling soup on the stove at home, and I wanted to go home to see it, the little thing was obviously nonsense, even if Wen Xu hadn't heard of this sentence, this shouldn't come out of the mouth of a little thing that was even as tall as a pot, if you believe it, it won't make people laugh and lose their big teeth!
Wen Xu said loudly: "Don't talk nonsense! It's only time to go home and set off the artillery battle, and it hasn't arrived at nine o'clock yet, and there are still three hours to go home and put the artillery battle! Xiao Yao, find someone to pile up the snow!"
When Xiao Yao heard this, he immediately raised his hand and beckoned: "Hurry up, hurry up and pile up the snow!"
Xiao Yao is now uneasy in his heart, he has a deep understanding of Wen Xu's 'perversion', if there is anyone in this group of children who knows Wen Xu's 'dark side' best, it is Xiao Yao.
A few children and Xiao Yao began to pile up the scattered snow again, but they didn't dare to stop when they didn't hear Wen Xu shouting to stop, so they continued to pile it up.
"Okay, okay, let Erhua be compacted," Wen Xu said.
Xiao Yao called Erhua over again.
Erhua went to the side and looked at Xiao Yao with her mouth open, and stood directly next to the snowdrift without moving, looking at Xiao Yao with two small eyes. Under the nervousness, Xiao Yao forgot to feed Erhua. There is nothing to eat, Erhua's enthusiasm for Xiao Yao's work plummeted, and he held the wooden pestle motionless.
"Hey, no, don't feed things, Erhua won't work!" Wen Xu looked at it for a few seconds and found that Xiao Yao was still standing with a sad face, so he reminded him loudly.
Hearing this reminder, Xiao Yao remembered, took out a handful of things from his pocket, and put it in Erhua's mouth. With the food of Erhua, she immediately started working happily.
As soon as Xiao Yao took out something, Wen Xu glanced at it and saw clearly, it was none other than homemade dates, that is, black dates made of black honey. Now Wen Xu understood, why Erhua was so happy to pound the snowdrift, and after the hammering, she was still waiting to beat it, it turned out to be delicious.
The bear's resistance to honey is known to everyone when they think about it.
The smile on Xiao Yao's face was more ugly than crying, and he looked at Wen Xuxiao and explained: "I got it from my grandfather!"
Wen Xu glanced at him: "I'm afraid it wasn't taken, but stolen, right?" Tell me, how many dates were stolen by your grandfather?"
"It's not much, it's just two or three" Xiao Yao saw that Wen Xu's face was not too ugly, so he relaxed a little.
"That's it!" Wen Xu gently pushed Xiao Yao away, squatted on the snowdrift, stretched out his hand and gently pressed the snowdrift, and found that Erhua's strength was indeed quite sufficient, and the small snowdrift tightened after a few blows.
"Here, here!" Wen Xu gestured to the top of the snowdrift.
When Erhua heard Wen Xu's words, she immediately took the wooden pestle in her hand to beat the top of the snow pile, although the place of the hammer was a little so deviant, but this was not a meticulous job, and it didn't matter if there was more or less.
After beating for two or three minutes, Wen Xu stretched out his hand and shook Erhua: "Okay!"
When Erhua saw it, he immediately hugged the wooden pestle and walked to Xiao Yao's side, and Xiao Yao had to throw a few black dates into Erhua's mouth.
Wen Xu stretched out his hand and wiped the snowdrift, and the flat top on the snowdrift was almost smoothed, and then he turned around and took a few handfuls of snowflakes from a few steps away, and wiped the flat bottom into a spire, but some of the snowflakes on the spire were naturally loose.
Wen Xu pressed out a small nest on the top of the spire, put the three screwed together cannons in his hand into the small nest, and then buried the three cannonballs again, exposing only one fuse, under such a temperature, the fuse touches the snowflakes for a few seconds and does not have to worry about whether the tide is not tidal at all, and now this Wen Xu, even if there is water, it will freeze after a while.
"Basin!"
Seeing Wen Xu beckoning for pots, Xiao Yao immediately brought over the big tricks, and the price was naturally two small handfuls of dates.
"What are you doing here, run farther, I'm going to fire a cannon, I'm definitely blowing up higher than all of you this time!"
Hearing Wen Xu say this, a group of bear children were all stunned for a second or two, and after waiting for them to understand, they immediately cheered.
Da Lei and Da Linzi immediately made bitter faces.
Da Leizi said: "Uncle, return a few of us, our artillery battles have been taken away by you, and we can't compete with you."
"Do you think I don't know what you guys are?" Wen Xu stretched out his finger and poked a few times on the heads of several small things.
"If you want to say that you gave me all the artillery battles, then I'll take you to your uncle and grandmother now, and then send you home in time," Wen Xu said with a smile.
"Hey, hey!"
was hit by Wen Xu's heart, and Da Lei immediately touched his head, scratched his waist, and looked ashamed of being discovered by you.
Wen Xu looked at the bears of a few children and immediately said, "What are you doing in a daze, if you don't have it in your pocket, go to the hiding place to get it!"
When Da Lei heard it, he immediately said, "Okay!"
After finishing speaking, he turned around and was about to run back, and after running two steps, he remembered something, and continued to run without looking back: "Wait until we come back to put it, if we don't admit it!"
Seeing Da Lei move, the remaining bear children immediately ran back.
Wen Xu didn't think that these bear children would hide the cannon at home, like Wen Xu's own childhood, the place to hide things at home was the last choice, generally speaking, hiding in the tree hole is the most, and there is the bird's nest, according to the importance of the thing, Wen Xu's favorite is the tree hole, but when Wen Xu was in junior high school, the old tree that Wen Xu loved was planed.
After waiting for more than three minutes, several bear children ran back again, and everyone's pants pockets immediately became bulging.
"It's all scattered!"
Wen Xu saw that the group of children did not move after leaving the distance of five or six meters, so he motioned for them to step back again, and when they were almost ten meters back, Wen Xu was satisfied, turned his head and struck the match in his hand, and lit the fuse.
As soon as he saw the fuse go on, it hissed and sparked rapidly, and Wen Xu didn't stop for a moment, and ran in the opposite direction.
When Wen Xu had just run to a safe place, he turned his head and immediately heard a loud bang in his ears, which was too much than the two sounds just now, and because there was an impermeable steel basin on it, Wen Xu's eardrums were a little painful.
The impermeable steel basin also gave Wen Xu a face, and the height of the straight flight was more than twice that of the big forest.
"Wow!"
A group of bear children were dumbfounded, thinking that this time the explosion was so high.
"Uncle, that's amazing!"
Wen Xu said with a smile: "You stupid boys, the entire snowdrift is so tightly beaten by Erhua, the artillery explosion of the snow will consume part of the energy, and it is naturally better to hold the basin up at such a high level, if you don't want to see the snowflakes splashing, removing the snowflakes on it is the highest, of course, the point of explosion is different, and the direction of the basin flying is not the same......."
These bear children think that the smashing is tight and the explosion is vigorous, but they haven't thought about it carefully, and the power of exploding the snow is also large, and then the basin is topped, how can it be blown up and it is not necessary to explode the snow.
"Uncle, what do you mean by energy?"
"Isn't it just what you say on TV, what your energy is beyond your imagination, it's stupid!"
As soon as Wen Xu heard that even the advertising words came out, a black line immediately hung on his head, but Wen Xu was not very easy to explain about the word energy.
"It's strength!" Wen Xu's explanation is a bit vulgar, but the children understand it, and for them to understand the word energy is far from being as simple and intuitive as force.
"Who's next?" Wen Xu asked directly.
"Me!"
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Just like that, Wen Xu and a group of bear children, on the night of the Chinese New Year's Eve, were so bored that the eggs hurt, and actually didn't watch the Spring Festival Gala, ran to the lying countryside and began to blow up the basin to play.
And it was a few hours of playing, until twelve o'clock, when the firecrackers sounded in the village, everyone realized that the new year had really arrived.
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