Chapter 696: Bear Child's Play

Wen Xu smiled and picked up a handful of snow, and gently slammed it on Dong Liang's dog face, Dong Liang was stunned for a moment, then shook his head, and shook the snow on his face.

"Phew!"

Wen Xu smiled and spit out the snow foam that he ate into his mouth, at this time the snow had already been spent, and what he spit out was naturally not snow foam, it was saliva at all.

After spitting twice, Wen Xu picked up the snow with both hands and covered it on Dong Liang's head, Dong Liang shrank his ears and waited for Wen Xu to finish covering it, and he didn't shake it off, just like that, there was a stick of snow on his head, and his dog face was full of confusion, looking at Wen Xu, who couldn't understand what his master was crazy about today, and put snow on his head.

At the beginning, Dong Liang still thought that it was unintentional, but now after thinking about it for a while, Dong Liang thought that Wen Xu was going to do something, and he didn't believe that his master would do such a boring thing to make a handful of snow on his head to play, so Dong Liang kept this posture, waiting to see Wen Xu's next move.

Wen Xu looked at it for a while, and found that Dongliang didn't react, and knew that the honest Dongliang was not a scum, so he stretched out his hand and gently wiped all the snow piled on Dongliang's head, stretched out his arm to wrap around Dongliang, gently leaned on his armpit, and touched Dongliang's head with the other hand.

"I used to be the only one who lived alone, and then I had you in the New Year, and this year I have a family, and next year there will be three more small things in the family, I really didn't expect it, in a blink of an eye, there are more and more people in the family, and it is getting more and more lively" Wen Xu sighed while brushing the hair of the pillars, as if he was talking to the pillars, and seemed to be talking to himself.

Although Dongliang said that he couldn't understand people's words, he felt the fluctuations of his master's emotions, pricked up his ears and listened carefully, and when he felt that his master was depressed, he screamed twice, and when his emotions were high, he would also scream twice, but some of his cries were low, and some of his cries were excited and high-pitched.

chatted with Dongliang like this, almost more than twenty minutes, and a lot of things that could not be said to others, Wen Xu confided in Dongliang at this time.

Wen Zhao was exchanging feelings with a person and a dog here, and suddenly heard the sound of firecrackers in the distance, this kind of firecracker sound is not the string of cannons that people put off, but a sound, it is obvious that someone lit a single cannon.

As soon as he heard this movement, Wen Xu knew that there was a bear child who fired a cannon, and Wen Xu didn't play less when he was a child.

When Wen Xu was still a leather child, the happiest thing about the New Year was not to wear new clothes, but to set off cannons, a group of bear children got together to catch what to blow up, once Wen Xu tied a small string of cannons to the tail of Wen Guangsong's big raccoon cat, and after lit it, the big raccoon cat was scared, if there was a ladder in the sky, that thing could jump to the sky.

What's more, a bunch of lawless bear children got together, lit a cannon and threw it into the cesspool of the toilet, so bored that they fried and played!

In the past, when Wen Xu was a child, the dung pit in the countryside was quite simple, how could anyone have a toilet? let alone have it, and I have never even seen a toilet.

Most of the toilets are buried in the ground with a broken tank, and then bricks build a manure channel leading to the tank with a slope, people stand on both sides of the manure channel to relieve their hands, and then use bricks to enclose the manure channel into a small house to become a toilet.

If there is a person in the toilet who is going to the toilet and is still bare, the flying feces and urine will naturally splash his buttocks.

I feel disgusting when I think about this now, but how did Wen Xu and his friends know this when they were still bear children? Naughty to the age when dogs hate it, what kind of heartless things can't be done? And every year during the Chinese New Year, there are always one or two adults with butt shit who complain from door to door, and then a bunch of bear children all have to be beaten.

Adults are angry, but when they get angry, they can't do anything about bear children in private, because maybe they 'messed around' like this when they were young.

Since the improved sanitary conditions in the countryside, such toilets have disappeared, and they have become buried in underground septic tanks, although they are a little smaller, but with the lid, the 'fun' of lack of eyes like Wen Xu's childhood can no longer play.

There are no conditions for iniquity!

So Wen Xu knew what was going on as soon as he heard this kind of movement, but it was obvious that after the life of Wenjia Village was better, the bear child had money in his hands, and no one used to play with the small cannon that Wen Xu used to use when he was a child, and the cannons set by these bear children were estimated to be much bigger than when Wen Xu was a child.

"Let's go, let's see!"

Wen Xu, who was aroused by the sound of the cannon, immediately stood up from the snow, stretched out his hand and slapped the snow on his arm alternately, then stood up and jumped twice, shaking off the snow on his body, and finally slapped his butt twice, and immediately took the pillar and ran towards the place where the cannon sounded in the light snow.

The place where the firecrackers came from was not close, and if it weren't for the sound of firecrackers that rang out from time to time as a guide, Wen Xu would almost be out of touch.

When he arrived at the place, Wen Xu saw a group of bear children in the village, Da Lei Xiaoyao is bear children who were about ten years old took a look at the head, because they should have almost all of them. One by one, they seem to be engaged in a competition, shouting in full swing, what is the competition, whose snowflakes are bigger when the snow is blown up!

This game, which looks very boring to adults, is very interesting for these children, and they are happy to play one by one.

As soon as Wen Xu arrived at the place, he hadn't seen who and who too clearly, when he saw a small figure rushing in his direction.

"Uncle!" Da Lei exclaimed in surprise.

Da Lei pouted and lit the firecrackers he had inserted in the snowdrift, his firecrackers this time were different from the previous times, this time he screwed the letters of four or five big firecrackers together, and then lit them together and ran back with a smoke, running back too fast and didn't stop his body and rushed to Wen Xu's body at once, almost hitting Wen Xu with a butt.

The little guy's words were accompanied by a loud noise, not to mention someone else, even Wen Xu almost didn't hear what Da Lei said, and was completely covered by the loud sound of the firecracker.

With this loud noise, not only the snowflakes flew in the sky, but also a black thing that reflected the light from time to time flew up.

Wen Xu hadn't seen what it was, but he saw the thing flying towards him, instinctively took Da Lei into his arms, and then protected him and fell to the ground.

The thing didn't fly too far, it fell to the ground two or three meters away from Wen Xu's brain, and stopped with a bang, and when Wen Xu raised his head and saw the thing, he couldn't help but be stunned, because it was nothing else but a stainless steel basin, this basin Wen Xu also knew because it was still Wen Xu's own basin, the reason why Wen Xu knew it was because there was a steel stamp on the side of the basin, this thing was a prize for participating in the sports meeting when he was in college, and it belonged to the scorpion in this village, and it was the only one, and there was no other number.

Seeing this thing, Wen Xu raised his head and looked around, and after looking at it twice, he saw a fat figure walking over, picked up the stainless steel basin and continued to hold it in his hand, who else is it a big flower?

Since becoming the new laborers of the family, the big flower and the two sisters seem to have found a new toy, the big tweed is holding a basin all day long, and when they walk, they hold it in their mouths, and when they don't walk, they either hold it or hold it, and they are like a bear version of the flower child.

And the second tweed is now inseparable from the wooden pestle, except for eating everywhere you have to drag, every place you have to pick up and put the pestle on the ground twice, no matter where, even in the house to hit twice.

In short, after basketball, these two things have become the new favorites of the bear sisters. However, it is still a little more advanced than basketball, that is, at least everyone has one, and there is no competition so that it makes the family make a lot of trouble.

The bear children on the head of this group of positive people can't see anyone else in their eyes now, and the sky here is not bright, and the street lights can't shine on the periphery, and the bear children only use a few strong light torches and battery miner's lamps to illuminate, and they are all facing the snow pit in the middle, so even Wen Xu didn't notice it when he came here.

Da Lei hadn't gotten up from the ground yet, Yuan Bo, the kid, had already run to the place where Da Lei had lit the cannon, and at the same time, Da Lin and a few children also came up, and a few little hands quickly picked up the nearby snow together, almost thirty or forty centimeters high, and after hammering hard, these bear children stopped and scattered in all directions.

Now only Xiao Yao's voice was heard in the field, and he shouted loudly: "Erhua, Erhua!"

In front of Wen Xu, Erhua walked to the snowdrift with the wooden pestle and began to pestle, Erhua was still directing with the pestle, and after a while, the snowdrift was shrunk in half, becoming a small grave for a whole circle, which naturally means that the snow is more compact than the original.

The sky was a little dark, and Wen Xu didn't see what Xiao Yao took out of his pocket and put it in Erhua's mouth, but Wen Xu estimated that he ate it, because Erhua couldn't stop chewing and was very happy.

After feeding Erhua, Xiao Yao lay on the ground, took a small steel spoon and began to dig a hole in the snowdrift that had been tamped by Erhua, digging a hole almost two or three fingers wide, and standing up almost finger deep.

After shouting Dahua, Dahua came over with a stainless steel pot and handed the pot to Xiaoyao. After Xiao Yao fed Dahua a little more food, he took the basin and buckled it on the snowdrift.

"Who's next?"

"Me!"

Da Linzi immediately raised his hand high, took two steps to retract his hand, and hurriedly began to twist the fuse of the whip bag in his hand, for fear that he would not tighten it tightly enough and spread it out at one o'clock, affecting the order of the firecracker explosion.

Da Linzi walked to the side of the snowdrift with a trot, inserted the cannon twisted together in his hand into the snowdrift, and then quickly lit the fuse as soon as he bent over, and as soon as he saw the sparks on the fuse flash, Da Linzi retreated as quickly as Da Lei just now.

Before the little guy could run five meters, there was a loud bang, and the stainless steel basin fastened to the snowdrift was exploded along with the snow slag.

This time, Da Linzi's luck was good, the stainless steel basin flew upward, and it flew a full three meters high before it fell, and the snow slag was naturally splashed on four, but most of these bear children kept enough distance and were not splashed.

"Wow! I'm number one!"

Da Linzi immediately jumped and jumped and turned in circles happily, but when he turned his face and saw Wen Xu, his face immediately collapsed.