Chapter 131: This is a king
Many people in the cross talk world are stupid. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
They thought that Qin Feng would fight back today, but they never expected that the counterattack would be so fierce and so ruthless.
It's simply a posture of a complete break, life and death.
Looking at Qin Feng, who was still frenzied on the stage, everyone didn't know how to deal with it.
Is it okay for him to completely scold the entire cross talk world like this, and completely turn it into a joke in the eyes of the people of the whole country?
Of course not!
But how to deal with or stop him, everyone can't come up with any good way.
Scold him, stop kidding!
Qin Feng's unprecedented scolding strength displayed in today's cross talk is enough to make everyone who is with him in the future shy away.
This kid's scolding level is completely at the peak!
At present, no one in the cross talk industry, or even the entire entertainment industry, can deal with his sharp mouth.
Expecting someone to stand up and fight him is absolutely wishful thinking.
It's not much of a chance to ban him.
Qin Feng is still a student, neither a member of the Cross Talk Association, nor a member of any literary and artistic group, he is simply a free man, unrestrained, without any ties, what does the association use to block people.
Counting on the school to come forward, it is even more useless, and it is impossible for the University of Technology and Business to deal with the cross talk associations.
If it weren't for Qin Feng and Lin Yang, the two sides would be two units that have never interacted with each other, how could they help you come forward and suppress two very outstanding students?
Besides, Qin Feng is taking the road of new media, as long as there is a market and a large number of fans, then some new media are looking for him to perform.
Internet upstarts don't look at the face of the cross talk association, this kind of ban has no effect, Qin Feng will live how he should live, and he will even live a more exciting life.
At present, the only way seems to be the only way to go through traditional media, such as major TV stations.
In these traditional media, the Cross Talk Association still has a little influence, and I believe it should be able to create a little trouble for Qin Feng, and the rest can only be slowly figured out.
Anyway, something has to be done, and Qin Feng can't damage the entire cross talk world like this, but the cross talk world has no reaction, wouldn't it really become a joke in the eyes of the people of the whole country.
Several leaders of the association and some famous people in the cross talk industry have made up their minds that they must take action, not just verbal criticism.
Since Qin Feng, you have already blatantly torn your face and started a war, then we will not be polite to you, have a good fight, and see who will kill in the end.
Suddenly, because of Qin Feng's cross talk, the entire mainstream cross talk world began to surge.
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In the school auditorium, the joy continued.
Qin Feng then opened the damage, he raised his leg and pointed to his pants: "That's what I'm talking about, the pants are dirty, so I have to tell people to say, oops, eating abalone has fallen." If you pee your pants, you say pee your pants!"
Lin Yang smiled and continued: "The abalone is not so big"
"Hahaha"
There was another burst of laughter.
Many of the students were already lying on their seats with laughter at this time, their bones were crispy, and they could only lean back on the chairs, and they did not have any strength to sit up straight at all.
The live broadcast side also laughed to death.
"This thing is so funny, I have to laugh to death in his hands"
"This cross talk is so crazy that I can't stop laughing at all"
"Qin Feng is damaged, this fire is on, and the scope of the attack is not only in the cross talk world"
"The scolding is so exciting, there are really a lot of people in society who pretend to be forced like this, they should be scolded"
……
When the laughter went down a little, Qin Feng picked it up again.
He smiled and said to Lin Yang: "With broccoli"
Lin Yang laughed and waved his hand: "Ah"
Qin Feng frowned and raised his hand: "What we said is that sometimes I get angry when I look at it, as soon as I finish eating here, I will sign the bill."
Lin Yang: "Oh"
Qin Feng smiled politely: "I'm sorry sir, I can't sign the order,...... I swiped my card,... (shouting loudly) What kind of card are you drinking a bowl of wontons and brushing?
The laughter rang out, and all the students went crazy.
Lin Yang smiled and shook his hand: "It's not worth it."
Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "Do this, pretend to be a big-tailed eagle, a man and a woman are standing on the side of the road, talk well, speak like poetry"
Lin Yang asked: "Oh"
Qin Feng's face was full of infatuation, and he burst out a string of Taiwanese Mandarin: "This man, remember to be happy,...... This woman, but my mentality has always been up and down,...... (Male) You always can't let go, (Qin Feng pointed diagonally) I want to tilt my face to forty-five degrees, so that my tears can't flow down, you will always be my proud princess, I'm leaving, your husband is about to get off work"
Hearing this, Lin Yang shouted angrily: "Three indiscriminate!"
"Hahaha"
The whole auditorium burst into laughter.
Everyone at the scene and on the live broadcast side burst into laughter instantly.
Many people laughed and slipped to the ground, sat on the ground and slapped the ground and burst into laughter.
The same is true of the teachers and many celebrities on the scene, laughing crookedly and tears in their eyes.
Especially Hu Zhijun in the first row, they are several male stars.
There were no seats in front of them for armrests, so they sat on the ground and laughed profusely against the chairs.
The female star is a little better, but she also bows her head and lies on her lap and bursts into laughter, laughing while constantly slapping her thighs or chairs, and she can't stop at all.
Everywhere outside the arena was bursting with laughter, and even Qin Feng's enemies were laughing to death.
"It's so damn, it's written like it's unprecedented!"
"There are definitely people who are going to laugh until they are hospitalized today, this cross talk is simply hilarious to the point of madness"
"Cheating, it's too cheating, it's completely kneeling"
"Qin Feng's fire is on, and all the grandsons who pretend to be forced are within the range of the blow!"
"Absolutely, this is the best cross talk"
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After Lin Yang laughed for a while, he returned to the microphone and stretched out two fingers: "Hey!
Qin Feng gritted his teeth angrily: "How do you get it? This thing is enough to shoot for a day, this thing"
"Hahaha"
Burst into laughter again.
"Enough to shoot for a day, this word is wonderful"
The audience couldn't stop laughing, but at the same time, they also admired Qin Feng to the ground, and there were countless classic lines on this cross talk alone.
It is conceivable that after the performance, this cross talk and these words will become popular. I'm afraid that soon it will be everywhere online and on the streets.
Lin Yang persuaded Qin Feng: "Don't be angry with them"
Qin Feng's face was slightly calm, and he pointed obliquely: "Really, especially in our industry, I don't know what's wrong with the line of cross talk, all day long, we all require such elegance, so elegant, with this kung fu, how good it is for you to memorize tongue twisters!"
Lin Yang nodded: "Well, practice the basic skills"
Hearing this, all the audience was immediately excited.
"The climax is coming! This is a scolding by name! It's so ruthless."
Teachers, friends, classmates, and family members immediately became nervous when they heard this.
Everyone looked at Qin Feng on the stage, waiting for the follow-up, everyone was praying, but don't go too far!
But everyone knows, how can it be not? With Qin Feng's poisonous mouth, who can be spared?
Liu Yan instantly became nervous, her eyes were fixed on Qin Feng, expecting him to show mercy and not scold too harshly.
Of course, she also knew that this hope was too slim.
Everyone in the cross talk world is extremely nervous, this is a scolding that is famous and famous, and this grandson is too ruthless!
The leaders of the association, Gu Weimin, and those famous cross talk artists who had criticized Qin Feng immediately stood up when they heard Qin Feng's words, staring at the live broadcast screen with their eyes, waiting for him to make a move.
At the same time, each of them was a little frightened in their hearts, even if they thought of Qin Feng as bold, they didn't expect such a situation to occur.
He actually scolded him directly on the live broadcast, which is really bold to the extreme!
Qin Feng didn't let everyone wait long, and the scolding came quickly.
He raised his hand and pointed: "Two days ago, the Chinese cross talk industry held another meeting"
Lin Yang asked, "What's wrong?"
Qin Feng looked at Lin Yang: "What are you going to do?"
Lin Yang nodded: "They will be really diligent!"
Qin Feng continued: "There's no place to talk about cross talk, so there's only a meeting left."
Lin Yang smiled and continued: "I went there to practice the basic skills."
"Hahaha"
There was another round of laughter.
That's cool!Scold, buddy!
Everyone in the cross talk world was almost angry and vomited blood.
"Grandson, are we so miserable?
Qin Feng raised his hand disdainfully and said: "Hold a meeting where you want to be elegant cross talk, ah, all the elite award-winning actors will gather together and hold it in the three groups of Seven Days Chain Economic Guest House in Four Seasons Qingyangzhuang."
Lin Yang pouted: "What a mess, hey! Find a good place!"
"Hahaha"
The laughter was endless, wave after wave.
The faces of people in the cross talk industry are getting darker and darker.
Qin Fenghou was afraid and said: "Let me go, I didn't dare to go"
Lin Yang raised his chin: "That's it, you can't come back if you go, I'm afraid those people have hated you crazy!"
"Hahaha"
Everyone was laughing.
Everyone agrees with Lin Yang's words, and the cross talk world is afraid that they can't wait to tear Qin Feng apart and feed the dogs, so what kind of conference will you be invited to participate in!
Everyone in the cross talk world gritted their teeth and gurgled when they watched the live broadcast.
Qin Feng continued to name and open losses: "Later, an expert in the cross talk industry, Gu Moumin"
Lin Yang smiled: "Experts don't dare to leave their full names"
When I heard this, I was very excited.
Everyone knows that Qin Feng is referring to the famous cross talk Gu Weimin.
Some time ago, he was the one who criticized Qin Feng the most, this was obviously Qin Feng's revenge by name, and he didn't come to be rude!
This is called revenge, a knife and a clear robbery, in front of the national audience, scolding by name, too vicious!
Everyone in the cross talk world is nervous.
Gu Lao is a pivotal figure in the cross talk world, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is Taishan Beidou.
But Qin Feng was actually ready to scold by name on the live broadcast, this kid is really ruthless!
The leaders of the association also looked at the live broadcast screen nervously, Qin Feng really dared to scold Gu Lao directly, crazy!
Of course, the most nervous is Gu Weimin.
When he heard Qin Feng's words, he was so angry that his hands trembled, his beard was about to explode, his eyes were blood-red, and he stared at the live broadcast screen deadly.
Beside him, the apprentices and family members were all looking at him worriedly, and at the same time, they were also looking at Qin Feng angrily.
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Qin Feng smiled and continued: "Let me go home,...... Go home, Comrade Xiao Qin go home, and tell you what it means to be elegant and vulgar."
Lin Yang: "Single"
Qin Feng caged his hands: "It's not appropriate not to go, let's go"
Lin Yang nodded: "Gotta go"
Qin Feng raised his hand in surprise and pointed: "As soon as you enter the door, hey, there are people in the house, and there are couplets hanging on the wall, and the cultural atmosphere is very strong."
Lin Yang asked curiously, "How do you write couplets?"
Qin Feng raised his hands and gestured, and said with admiration: "It's good, 'I have been lying on the beach for two and a half years, and the waves hit me and turned over today'"
Lin Yang: "Oh?"
Qin Feng was surprised, frowned and said, "When I look, this is a king bastard!"
Lin Yang smiled and continued: "Oh! The expert is so good to guess a riddle."
"Hahaha"
Laughter rang out everywhere.
Everyone was completely impressed, and countless people patted the armrests of the sofa or chair and laughed and shouted.
This scolding is really amazing, there is no one before and no one after you!
actually used couplets to scold people, which really made everyone have to admire it to the extreme.
At the same time, everyone was amazed by Qin Feng's talent, but it was used to scold people, but it also made many people cry and laugh.
Especially the people in the literary world, laughing and constantly scolding Qin Feng, isn't it a waste!
Everyone in the cross talk world was completely stupid, Qin Feng dared to arrange Gu Lao like this, and directly scolded the king of the eight kings in the circle, this is also the only one, right? It's too ruthless and too bad.
When everyone heard Qin Feng's scolding, they were completely stunned.
All this has long been far beyond their imagination, how can there be such a madman in the world?
And this madman has such a deep entanglement with the cross talk world, and everyone is now deeply affected by it.
Almost all the people in the cross talk world are praying, God will soon send down a divine thunder and kill this vicious bastard in front of him!
The leaders of the association also thought the same way, they couldn't wait for Qin Feng to be struck by lightning immediately, this bastard was so bad that he was angry.
In Gu Weimin's house, the old man's face was black and purple, his eyes were red, and his breathing was as rapid as a broken fan.
He was stunned for about five seconds, then suddenly scolded loudly, and then pouted.
"Bastard, you're too bad, too vicious, I'm mad at me"
Several of his disciples surrounded him in an uproar, and after a burst of first aid, the old man was in good health, and he didn't die or be half-paralyzed or anything, and it didn't take long for him to wake up, and he continued to curse Qin Feng with his breath dying.
Qin Feng's unparalleled angry scolding not only knocked Gu Weimin directly to the ground, but even his own family was almost scared out of heart disease.
After the parents took a few breaths of relief, they immediately began to scold Qin Feng angrily.
"This little bastard, it's so muddy! You don't think you have enough enemies? I'm so angry."
My aunt and the rest of the family were laughing and crying, while my younger siblings were laughing.
"My brother is so powerful, he can scold people with couplets, it's really enjoyable to scold!"
"Go to the side, don't make a fuss"
The uncle directly blasted the children aside, but the next second several adults also began to burst into laughter.
Qin Feng's scolding was so high that it was impossible not to fall for it.
While the teachers on the scene laughed, they looked at Qin Feng and had an even more headache.
This bastard's ability to cause trouble is too exaggerated, where is such a good poetic talent used!
The celebrities present looked at Qin Feng as if they were visiting from outside the sky.
For them, such a person is really the only thing they have ever seen in their lives! How can there be such a monster in the world!
The live and live viewers went completely crazy because of these two couplets.
"It's awesome, this couplet is really amazing"
"Scolding people to the point of using couplets, let's reach the peak"
"Vicious to the extreme, will anyone dare to provoke Qin Feng in the future?"
"I don't know if Gu Weimin is okay now? I really want to see his expression."
"It's talented, but it's all used to scold people, so Qin Feng can do this"
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, scolding well, it's so cool"
…… (To be continued.) )