Chapter 130 Sun Tzu is pretending (the previous chapter was wrong, this chapter should be made up quickly)
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The auditorium was filled with laughter and applause.
The live broadcast also continued to laugh.
Almost all the viewers who listened to cross talk sighed.
"It's so enjoyable to scold!"
Of course, there are also a lot of angry people.
The leaders of the cross talk association, Gu Weimin, some famous cross talk artists, and most of the actors in the cross talk industry, their faces are black and purple.
Qin Feng's elegant and vulgar argument was like a series of loud slaps, slamming them in the face.
Everyone watched the live broadcast screen, and their teeth were about to be crushed with hatred, and their eyes were spurting with anger, and they were blood-red.
……
Qin Feng patted his chest and said loudly with confidence: "After experiencing these slanders and attacks, now, I have done it, and I have read the world *** and the **** realm in my heart"
"Hahaha"
Laughter erupted like a tsunami.
"Bah-!"
Boos rang out as well.
Lin Yang laughed and continued: "I don't know if there is a code or not, you must have seen it all."
"Hahaha"
The audience went crazy with laughter.
All the students in the auditorium were smiling and struggling.
The same is true in many of the school's dormitories, and the same is true in the rest of the world.
The boys laughed and looked at Qin Feng on the stage with admiration.
We are also like-minded people with the same hobbies, but we really can't do it in such a shameless and high-profile announcement, or you're awesome!.
None of the girls could raise their heads, everyone hung their heads in shame and burst into laughter, and everyone was even red at the base of their necks.
Liu Yan was already ashamed to death at this time, and she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground and get into it directly.
"It's so embarrassing! How dare you say anything! This is a live broadcast, and your family is watching!"
Sister Fei and Han Ru blushed with shame, lowered their heads and burst into laughter, and at the same time did not forget to make fun of Liu Yan.
"Liu Yan, your boyfriend is a living treasure, Tai Chi Pin"
Hearing Sister Fei's ridicule, Liu Yan felt even more embarrassed.
Principal Li and several other school leaders who were seated in the front row also felt that their faces were feverish.
The school is going to lose face again today, and this time it is even more complete, and it has lost face all over the country.
Qin Feng's parents and Liu Yan's parents in front of the computer are also extremely embarrassed, what a mess!
The rest of the family was laughing, and everyone was laughing to tears.
Teachers, friends, classmates, fans, all the people who are not related are laughing.
……
on stage.
The laughter and boos dropped slightly.
Qin Feng looked at Lin Yang and said with a smile: "I will pay you back in two days"
Lin Yang's mouth opened wide in shock, and he laughed and shook his hand: "Hey!
"Hahaha"
The laughter that had just descended a little erupted again.
The audience was so happy that many of the students were about to laugh and cramp.
Cong Shan in the audience was already red at this time, and she kept laughing when she lowered her head.
"Qin Feng, you are such a bastard, why did you pull Lin Yang into the water!"
The teachers also burst out laughing, looking at Qin Feng and Lin Yang helplessly while laughing.
It seems that this face has not been lost today, and there will be it later!
Lin Yang's parents in Tianjin, as well as many friends, also sprayed instantly when they watched this paragraph.
I felt a little crying and laughing in my heart while laughing, what a mistake I made a friend!
Qin Feng laughed twice, looked at the audience and said, "Let me tell you, if the vulgar things are gone, the elegance will no longer exist."
Lin Yang said: "It's all commensurate"
Qin Feng stretched out two fingers and dangled: "These two are the same thing"
Lin Yang nodded: "Dialectics"
Qin Feng said affirmatively: "Only vulgarity can make people close to art, and there is no difference between high and low art."
Lin Yang agreed: "Yes"
Hearing this, the teachers and celebrities on the scene nodded in agreement, and many people on the live broadcast side also agreed with this passage very much.
Only the faces of everyone in the cross talk world are getting darker and darker, this is an endless slap in the face!
Qin Feng pointed his finger in vain: "To tell the truth, drama and *** both bring happiness to people"
Lin Yang shouted in surprise: "Whew-!"
"Hahaha"
Burst into laughter again.
The students at the scene were completely crazy, and so were the live broadcast audience, everyone was shouting in their hearts!
"This thing is crazy, isn't it? It's a big talk on the live broadcast, and it also mentions such a height, I don't know how to write dead words!
The girl's neck was about to break, and her face was about to drip blood.
Principal Li and the rest of the teachers and leaders have gone completely crazy, how can this product be endless!
Liu Yan hadn't raised her head since just now, and it was even more impossible to raise her head now.
She lay on her lap and shook her shoulders and burst into laughter.
Sister Fei and Han Ru beside her couldn't resist it, they couldn't stop laughing with red faces, and their heads drooped lower and lower.
Qin Feng said solemnly: "Really, the words are rougher, the truth is true"
Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "Hmm"
Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed upwards and said disdainfully: "People in high society never look at **** him for real"
Lin Yang's mouth opened wide in surprise: "Whew!
"Hahaha"
The burst of laughter thundered again.
Everyone was stunned by these words, even Lin Yang, who was familiar with this word, was shocked when he heard it.
The school teachers were completely dumbfounded, and everyone had a question in their minds:
"Don't be crazy about this kid!"
People in the cross talk industry watched the live broadcast with a blue face, and when they heard this, they were also shocked to the point of being completely stunned.
How dare he say that? The striking surface is too big! What a complete madman!
At this point in the cross talk, everyone in the cross talk industry began to tremble in their hearts.
Who knows what shocking words Qin Feng will scold, and the first to bear the brunt must be people in the cross talk world.
The audience, both live and live, also went crazy at this time.
"Awesome, it's the first time I've seen someone so scolding, so I knelt down directly"
"This mouth is nuclear weapons, who to catch and destroy whom, it's too terrifying"
"Isn't this really crazy, dare to say this kind of thing, I'm not afraid of death!"
"Scolding, scolding, wonderful continue, support you Qin Feng"
……
Qin Feng nodded his chest earnestly: "You can disagree with my aesthetic views, but you have no right to deprive me of my aesthetic rights, so that I and the people can retain a common right."
Lin Yang agreed: "This pair"
When the leaders of the Cross Talk Association, Gu Weimin and others heard this, their faces darkened even more.
This kid not only has a poisonous mouth, but also has very yin methods, and he never forgets to buckle his opponent's hat, which pushes everyone to the opposite side of the people, which is too vicious!
Qin Feng continued to press his hand on his chest, and said with a serious expression: "The words are good, but the vertical is not enough and the plan is also"
Lin Yang asked, "This is?"
When everyone in the cross talk world and all the other people who had criticized Qin Feng heard this, they were almost vomited blood.
"You're a vertical bitch, little bastard, it's over, aren't you?"
Qin Feng's tone was solemn, and he said slowly: "Once again, elegance is not pretending, grandson is pretending."
"Hahaha"
Lin Yang took the lead and began to laugh, and all the rest of the audience also burst into laughter.
The laughter of thousands of people gathered together, and the momentum swept through the auditorium like a sea of momentum, shaking the lights on the stage.
Everyone looked at Qin Feng and admired it beyond measure, this scolding was simply the peak!
The teachers and the stars at the scene laughed loudly while mourning for those who attacked and criticized Qin Feng's vulgarity.
Under such an unprecedented scolding, I am afraid that they have been completely angry.
Everyone in the cross talk world was completely mad, and several people who had criticized Qin Feng for being vulgar were so angry that they almost smashed the computer.
In the homes of the Cross Talk Artists Association, Gu Weimin and many other cross talk actors, there are scolding voices everywhere.
"You're a grandson, you stinky rascal, are you so scolding? You're too ruthless."
Looking at Qin Feng in the live broadcast, Liu Fuxiang's master and apprentice were completely stupid.
Only then did they know that Qin Feng had not shown all his strength against them at all.
If you scold like this, your master and apprentice will definitely die ten times worse than now.
At this moment, the pair of masters and apprentices even felt that they were relatively lucky and did not encounter such a cruel and inhumane scolding.
……
After Lin Yang finished laughing, he continued: "Tell the truth"
Qin Feng frowned and continued: "Sometimes I am angry when I see them pretending to be angry, let's live a good life, what's wrong with the whole day?"
Lin Yang asked, "Huh?"
Qin Feng shook his hand and pointed: "As soon as I got on the bus, it was squeezed like a sour pear, and he also pulled out an English newspaper, do you know each other?"
Lin Yang smiled and shook his head: "I don't know"
The laughter rang out again, and many of the students were tired of laughing, and they completely spread out their seats, and they couldn't stop laughing.
Teachers and celebrities also smiled without any image.
Backstage, Pang Yong, and many staff members were already sitting on the ground with laughter, and no one had the strength to stand up anymore, and they kept laughing one by one.
Qin Feng pointed down with disdain: "It's the same on the side of the road, when you speak, half Chinese, half English, and buy apples, hello, uncle"
Lin Yang was taken aback: "Uncle?"
The laughter continued, and everyone was laughing.
Qin Feng continued: "I'll take a look, he wants to take a look." Is this Apple 5 dollars and 7 pounds tomorrow?"
Lin Yang stared at the beads and shouted, "What a mess!"
Qin Feng angrily raised his hand and pointed forward and shouted: "You have bought rotten apples, what do you have to worry about, you are"
"Hahaha" laughter resumed, and the auditorium completely turned into a sea of laughter.
Lin Yang shook his hand: "Don't talk with the two"
Qin Feng said disdainfully: "Do this good"
Lin Yang shook his head helplessly: "Oh"
Qin Feng stretched out his hand and gestured around his neck: "And the one who wears a big yellow chain"
Lin Yang continued: "Golden chain"
There happened to be a famous cross talk artist surnamed Ma at the live broadcast end, and he wore a gold chain as thick as his little finger.
This gold chain is his proudest jewelry, and everyone in the circle knows it.
During performances, he often showed his juniors, and that kind of envious gaze could intoxicate him for days.
This is the main force criticizing Qin Feng, except for Gu Weimin, he dances the most happily, and now when he hears Qin Feng's words, his face suddenly changes, this is coming at me!
Sure enough, as soon as Qin Feng's words came out in the next second, this one immediately burst into a rage and began to scold.
Qin Feng said with a look of contempt: "Don't sweat, if you sweat, your vest will be dirty."
Lin Yang asked in surprise, "Is it discolored?"
Qin Feng nodded: "Iron, copper"
Lin Yang laughed and shook his hand: "Okay!
"Hahaha"
Hilarious like thunder.
"This product is too lacking in morality, is there such a choreographer?"
"Inject copper, hahaha, look at it, there will definitely be a lot fewer people wearing rhubarb chains on the street from tomorrow"
"Vitriol, this cross talk is probably a record number of people offended, right?"
"It's definitely a record, does anyone dare to live scold like him?"
……
The famous cross talk artist surnamed Ma listened to Qin Feng's words, and he was so angry that his hair exploded, and he almost reached out and tore off the gold chain around his neck.
Of course, he is not reluctant, it is the savings of most of his life, and the capital of bragging, how can it be easily pulled!
Soon the surrounding neighbors heard a series of extremely vicious curses erupting from the home of the cross talk performance artist.
To the astonishment of all the neighbors, is this still the elegant artist?
Qin Feng continued to open losses.
He touched his head with his hand: "Oops, I bought a shampoo, I have to go to the Hong Kong Sarsa shop"
Then he waved his hand: "Don't come to this set, you don't have as much hair as the monks in the temple."
Lin Yang shook his hand with a smile: "Then it's washed."
"Hahaha"
There was another burst of laughter.
There are several bald cross talk celebrities on the live broadcast side, they are all the main force criticizing Qin Feng, and when they heard this, they almost spewed out a mouthful of old blood.
"Grandson, you really lack great virtue! Why did you hurt us again" (To be continued.) )