"Okay, what you asked me to say, then listen to it for me. ”

Lu Xiaobu picked up the microphone and sneered.

Hearing Lu Xiaobu's words, everyone pricked up their ears.

They felt like they had won.

They forced Lu Xiaobu to do what they thought.

"Young people should not be afraid of failure, failure is the mother of success. ”

Lu Xiaobu opened with a classic.

Netizens scoffed.

"Old routine, I thought there was something new. ”

"Sure enough, it's still the same old thing. ”

"These people!"

“......”

Everyone at the scene also rolled their eyes.

Although Lu Xiaobu is maverick, he is really the same in this regard!

Outcome.

Lu Xiaobu said the second half of the sentence: "However, he doesn't recognize his six relatives if he succeeds!"

"Poof!"

Once I said this, people who originally thought it was an old routine were stabbed in the heart.

"Mom sells batches! I thought it was chicken soup, but it turned out that the chicken soup was poisonous!"

"Damn, it's so ruthless!"

"Since the six relatives of success do not recognize it, then why do you make us not afraid of failure?"

“......”

Wen Jiating slapped his head on the door.

Is there one you play like this?

Turning on the live broadcast to pour poisonous chicken soup?!

Lu Xiaobu waved his hand: "What's so sad about it? Isn't life just ups and downs......

Netizens nodded.

"It's true that there are ups and downs. ”

"Looks like it was just joking. ”

“......”

Lu Xiaobu paused for a moment: "Then, continue to fall and

"Poof!"

This word is a knife, the knife goes straight to the heart, and the blood is dripping!

"Damn, we're left with the falls, right?"

"Where is this going to be? Mariana Trench?"

"It's too ruthless!"

"It's over, my life is dark!"

“......”

Lu Xiaobu sighed: "Hey, actually, you only see others living proudly on the surface......"

Netizens shook their heads and smiled bitterly.

They know that there is definitely no serious chicken soup in the back.

Really.

Lu Xiaobu smiled proudly: "You don't know that people are also living well behind their backs." ”

Countless netizens clutched their hearts and cried.

"Mom, help!"

"My heart can't stand it!"

"It's so special!"

"Ahh

"I was wrong, I was wrong, don't talk about it. ”

“......”

Lu Xiaobu sneered, you can talk about it, and if you don't talk about it, you won't talk about it!?

Full fire, keep going!

"Attention to detail and start small. ”

"Because you can't do big things at all. ”

Netizens are wailing in pain.

"It's so straightforward!

"Young Master Xiaobu, I beg you, let's not talk about it, okay?!"

“......”

Lu Xiaobu waved his hand and pointed into the distance: "Life is more than what is in front of you......

After a while, he spread his hands: "After all, there is also an invitation from my ex." ”

"Poof! Who has a quick-acting heart pill?"

"Please help me call 120, thanks!"

"It's so poisonous!

“......”

Lu Xiaobu sighed: "Actually, even if this is the case, we still have to work hard......"

Netizens were stunned, is it back on track?

"After all, if you don't work hard, you won't know what despair is!" Lu Xiaobu spread his hands!

"Ahh

Netizens are crazy!

One by one, they were slammed on the sofa like salted fish, not wanting to move!

Their hearts have been pierced, and they have cooled!

Don't call them by their names, please call them salted fish!

Come on, go ahead!

this bowl of poisonous chicken soup!

Go on?

Of course, Lu Xiaobu will continue.

His poisonous chicken soup is one after the other.

He himself likes to drink poisonous chicken soup the most, and after drinking it, the whole person will be refreshed.

"Don't complain that you can't find the right person among the 1.3 billion people, after all, you didn't get the right question when there were only four multiple-choice questions. ”

Salted fish netizens turned over, covered their hearts, and continued to listen.

"Talking to you about your ideal boss is just to not give you a long salary. ”

Salted fish netizens pulled their hair and continued to listen.

"There is nothing difficult in the world, only the rich. ”

Salted fish netizens slumped on the sofa, speechless and choked.

"Things gather like and people divide poor. Rich people eventually become married. ”

Salted fish netizens said that they have evolved, and now they are not salted fish, please call them dead fish!

"If you're still holding on, it's not desperate enough. ”

Dead Fish said that there was no despair before, and now, despair!

"The best you can do is probably better than someone else's casual mess. ”

Dead fish netizens said they didn't want to turn over, and said you were right.

"You're going to thank those who knocked you down. Because it's comfortable to lie down. ”

Dead fish netizens expressed their approval, only since they were knocked down by you, they found it so comfortable for the first time on the sofa.

"Young man, what's the point of not having money now, and there will be many days without money in the future. ”

Dead fish netizens are super evolutionary, muddy netizens.

"The ugly duckling becomes a white swan not because of how hard he works, but because his parents are white swans. ”

The mud means that we can't evolve into white swans, but we will degenerate!

"Do you think that as long as you are beautiful, there will be boys who like it? Do you think that as long as you have money, beautiful girls will post it by themselves? Do you think that you can get a good job if you are a top student? Let me tell you, these are true!"

The mud means you're right, but he doesn't want to speak.

"In addition to the rich, there are two kinds of people in the world: one is to be frugal and buy luxury goods, and the other is to be frugal and cannot afford luxury goods. ”

Sludge: Please call me two, thank you!

Life will never politely beckon you and say, "Come here, we'll be reasonable", life will just knock you to the ground with a big mouth, and then say, "Stupid, learn something!". ”.

Sludge: I know you're the one who hit me, I'm lying down!

Lu Xiaobu snapped his fingers: "How is it?

The comments have not been restored for a long time.

The mud said that they didn't want to reply, they just wanted to die!

Wenjiating smiled bitterly on the side.

He really took it.

This is definitely the guy who brought poisonous chicken soup to TV.

Every word is heart-wrenching!

It is estimated that netizens are now being pricked in the heart one by one, and they all want to die.

"Finally, I would like to send you another sentence, don't think about copying what success every day, you first think about whether your memory is enough to copy? If it is not enough, why don't you make money to expand your memory? Take 10,000 steps back, even if you copy successfully, may I ask, do you have a place to paste?"

"So, don't be whimsical day by day, unless, like me, you take money instead of money!"

After Lu Xiaobu finished this last sentence, he threw the microphone and strode away from the summit site!

If you ask me to speak, then I will tell it.

I hope you are comfortable listening and listening!

(End of chapter)