Chapter 344: Why don't you do it casually [Third Shift, Sitting on the windowsill to watch the fourth shift of the Typhoon Alliance]

Lu Xiaobu left, leaving behind the reporters who were sweating at the waterfall.

It's horrible.

I have never seen a rich man with such a poisonous mouth.

Are you really not worried about beating those young people to the ground?

What success six relatives do not recognize.

What falls,

What can't do big things at all.

You're too poisonous, aren't you!

Are you a demon?

With the attitude of making a big news, many reporters began to look for netizens' opinions on this ton of poisonous chicken soup on the Internet.

Although they were sprayed by Lu Xiaobu, reporters are reporters, this is their instinct at work.

They thought there should be a lot of scolding on the Internet.

Outcome.

There is scolding, but more often than not.

"Cool! This poisonous chicken soup makes me feel refreshed. ”

"Mom sells batches, it's been a long time since I've been so cool, and it's the first time I know that poisonous chicken soup can be so delicious. ”

"After this bowl of poisonous chicken soup, I will continue to hit the street tomorrow!"

"Life is really full of despair, but I still have to keep going. ”

"When I first listened to it, it was really heart-wrenching, but when I got used to it, I got used to it, and when I got used to it, I still enjoyed it a little!

“......”

This comment is like a rebirth from the ashes, which makes the reporters all confused.

What's going on?!

They adults were so painful to hear that you young people were reborn so quickly?!

No way!

Doesn't it mean that young people are vulnerable?

It's all like flowers in a greenhouse?!

Some people think the same thing as them, so they ask this question online.

"Why are you getting better so quickly? Don't you feel heartbroken?"

Young netizens laughed when they saw this comment.

"Piercing the heart, but so what? Isn't that true? You're old!"

"yes, what time is this? The Internet has already taught us everything. ”

"Yes, poisonous chicken soup is poisonous, but it keeps you vigilant and reminds you not to make excuses for yourself, and although chicken soup is delicious, it can paralyze the mind and make people think that "hard work" will solve all problems. In fact, if the direction is wrong, hard work will only derail you more and more. ”

“......”

Adults were stunned when they saw these comments.

Then they were all silent again.

It seems that yes, from the lost generation to the beat generation to the silent generation, there are always people who put all kinds of labels on those who come after them.

However, it is undeniable that the new generation will always grow up.

They're still sighing.

But a poll was suddenly launched online.

"I strongly ask Lu Xiaobu to come again!"

"That's right, I'm addicted to poisonous chicken soup, and you're responsible for me!"

"I'm addicted to drinking too, and I'm sick now that I don't drink for a day!"

"I strongly ask Lu Xiaobu to open a program and start a special program for poisonous chicken soup!"

"Please give me a basin of cold water and douse my fantasy world!"

"Poisonous Chicken Soup, a Chicken Soup Like No Other One of a Kind!"

“......”

In the end, in this poisonous chicken soup activity, millions of people voted for Lu Xiaobu to talk about poisonous chicken soup again.

This scared those who held the summit forum into a daze.

The summits where they invited bigwigs to speak were not so popular!

What's wrong with the world?

Are they really old?

Modern young people, instead of listening to successful learning and not drinking chicken soup, are addicted to poisonous chicken soup!?

You're all masochists!

Regardless of them, within the Lu Group, seven gourd babies, phew, seven CEOs...... Forget it, let's call it seven gourd babies in the future!

is doing a discussion on Lu Xiaobu's poisonous chicken soup speech.

Sanwa Zhicheng asked a question: "Why do you think Master Xiaobu went to the summit to give a speech?

Erwa created the Chinese network: "Is there something we didn't expect?"

Siwa Jueying mobile phone: "Yes, Young Master Xiaobu never does useless work." ”

Qiwa's brain black gold flashed, "Wait, I provide an idea, you can think about it according to our brain black gold advertising routine, now that Master Xiaobu's poisonous chicken soup is very popular, can we use this to expand the sales of a certain product?"

Liuwa LOL frowned: "Sales?sales?!advertising?"

"There is!" Dawa Coke Company slapped his thigh: "Young Master Xiaobu is definitely thinking about our Coke, you think, if we print Young Master Xiaobu's poisonous chicken soup on the label of our Coke, then the sales will definitely skyrocket!"

Sanwa Zhicheng IT was suddenly awakened: "Yes, we can also help you design a creative label, such as chicken soup on the surface, but as long as the label is torn off, it will become poisonous chicken soup!"

Dawa Cola Company danced excitedly: "Okay, that's it, let's finally figure out the intentions of Master Xiaobu for the first time!

If Lu Xiaobu heard it, he would probably be confused - what kind of creativity do I have? What have you figured out again?!

However, it doesn't matter if he's confused or not.

Coke with the new poisonous chicken soup label is on sale!

......

Jintailong supermarket.

The supermarket owner looked at the latest batch of Cokes and wondered, this time the Coke label was actually changed?

There are words on it.

And it seems to have become thicker, too!

Forget it, it doesn't matter what he does.

Anyway, Coke is Coke, and sales have been very good.

Soon, the first guests arrived, and the guests targeted the Coke shelves.

The boss frowned: "Is there any activity again? So crazy?"

Then, he saw the guest and carefully selected it.

This made the boss stunned again, isn't Coke all the same flavor, what's the choice?

However, people are guests, and he can't say anything.

The guest finally made up his mind, took a bottle, and then paid for it with one hand and delivered it with the other.

Then, the boss saw it......

After the guest got the Coke, he did not open it directly, but carefully tore it from the label.

A little bit of tearing, the feeling is the same as when gamblers look at the cards.

This made the boss even more painful.

I bought a drink, but you didn't drink it, but you were so entangled in the label!

After a while.

The guest finally ripped the label open.

"Ahh

I saw the guest grabbing his heart and wailing.

The expression on his face was even stranger, sad and happy.

After a while.

The guest sighed, unscrewed the coke, took a sip, and left.

The boss almost went crazy, what kind of plane!?

And just when he thought it was an example, the other customers in the store almost all did the same thing as the first customer.

Pick a Coke, buy it, don't drink it, tear the label first, wail with a strange expression, and finally drink the Coke.

The boss went crazy, he was not curious enough to get a bottle.

He looked at the words on the bottle - if life deceives you today, don't be sad, don't cry.

The boss looked very good, very good, very positive words.

But why are those customers wailing?

He tore off the label as a guest.

The second half of the sentence appears - because tomorrow life will continue to deceive you!

The boss has a mouthful of old blood for three kilometers!

Mom sells batches!

I'm so idle, I'm looking for a heartache, right?!

What the hell is this coke?

(End of chapter)