Chapter 165: Riding a Motorcycle
In bursts of laughter, the cross talk continued. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
Qin Feng turned his head to look at Lin Yang and asked, "Is it okay to drive?"
Lin Yang nodded: "Just drive and let go"
Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed forward: "It's okay to drive, I see that there are still people who drive motorcycles on the second ring, can I do it?"
Lin Yang nodded again: "If you want to drive a motorcycle, you can also go to the second ring."
Qin Feng excitedly raised his hand and pointed at Lin Yang: "Okay! Okay! I didn't hurt you in vain!"
Lin Yang pouted Qin Feng: "What are you talking about?"
"Hahaha"
Laughter immediately rang out.
Qin Feng said happily: "This sentence has reached the seams of my heart."
Lin Yang frowned and continued: "Don't keep talking about what I say."
Qin Feng stretched out his hands: "Do you support me?"
Lin Yang nodded affirmatively: "No problem"
Qin Feng raised his hand excitedly: "That's it, what about my own son, right?"
Lin Yang stopped him angrily: "It's not like words!"
"Hahaha"
A burst of laughter erupted.
"Bah-!"
This was followed by deafening boos.
This product takes advantage of Lin Yang's advantage, it's really bad!
Liu Yan and Gangzi laughed directly, and Liu Yan fell on the table with laughter in an instant.
It's the same with the circle of friends, college classmates are laughing and discussing.
He Wei: "Qin Feng's goods are too damaged, take Lin Yang to make a deal!"
Li Wanhua: "Who has this mouth let go? Look at it, we can't escape, we have to let him lose everything."
Liu Fei: "Dude, I don't want to be talked about by this kid in cross talk, it's definitely not good!"
Ye Xiaotong: "Hahaha, poor Lin Yang! If he dares to say anything about me, he will tear his mouth!"
……
The two old gentlemen chuckled a few times, and the two boys really cooperated tacitly!
Although they had only listened to it for four or five minutes, Mr. Zhang and the others had already recognized the level of Qin Feng and Lin Yang, and the reason why the two of them were so popular at the moment was indeed a reason, not a fluke.
This is undoubtedly evidenced by the constant burst of laughter.
For the cross talk industry, everything else is false, only the laughter of the audience is real, and it is the only criterion for judging the success of the performance.
Listening to the thunderous laughter, the two old gentlemen were also envious.
Even if he has been talking about cross talk for decades, this kind of hot scene is not common.
This is what cross talk actors want most, money is secondary, of course, if the two can be unified, it will be perfect.
……
Amid the laughter, the cross talk continued.
Qin Feng nodded to the cross talk platform: "According to legend, motorcycles must also have a brand"
Lin Yang nodded and continued: "Yes, any car must have a license plate!"
Qin Feng pointed forward: "I'm looking for them, looking for the police uncle:
Lin Yang: "On the brand"
Qin Feng smiled: "People are happy, they can't get on, it's okay to hit you to death, your car is scattered and easy to hurt the people."
Lin Yang smiled and said, "Okay!
"Hahaha"
The laughter rang out again.
Don't you have that motorcycle that will fall apart as soon as it hits, it's all saved by yourself, or tied together with wire and shoelaces, and you have to be strong to see what the hell!
Qin Feng thought for a while and smacked his mouth: "Isn't this bullying! There is no brand, can I find someone to draw one?"
Lin Yang was surprised: "Draw a fake brand!"
Qin Feng said smugly: "We have friends, there is a person named Li Wanhua, what is it, what is it, what is it, what is it,......"
A few words of Henan dialect are presentable.
Lin Yang smiled: "I also know this person, he is a broken mouth from Henan!"
"Hahaha"
There was a burst of laughter in the teahouse.
Liu Yan and Gangzi were about to laugh like crazy, and Qin Feng's college classmates in the live broadcast were also laughing to death.
Li Wanhua was completely stupid! In an instant, he also began to laugh wildly, cursing Qin Feng and Lin Yang while laughing.
"Qin Feng, you're too bad! buddy is definitely not finished with you. Lin Yang, you have a broken mouth, look at how your buddies will clean up your two grandsons when you go back!
In the laughter, the circle of friends has exploded, and everyone began to make fun of Li Wanhua.
……
Qin Feng gestured on his hand: "Draw me a brand, and then draw me a driver's license"
Lin Yang was shocked: "You don't have a license either?"
Qin Feng said distressedly: "These two put aside a piece and asked me for two hundred yuan"
Lin Yang smiled: "It's so cheap"
Qin Feng gritted his teeth and said, "Oh! It's really distressing, it's more expensive than buying a car!"
Lin Yang exclaimed, "Hey, your car is less than two hundred yuan?"
Qin Feng gestured to an eight: "Eight cents a catty! All one hundred and forty yuan!"
Lin Yang said helplessly: "That's how it was collected according to scrap iron."
"Hahaha"
There was another burst of laughter.
A lot of the audience was about to laugh.
Since the two started talking, the laughter in the teahouse has never stopped, even if you want to stop and rest for a while, it is difficult to do it.
There are too many baggage jokes in this cross talk, one after another, which makes you laugh so hard that you can't stop laughing.
The people who listened to Qin Feng's cross talk for the first time in the teahouse all felt eye-opening and even amazing.
Cross talk can still say that! It's so hilarious! It can make people laugh crazy!
The content makes them feel more intimate, as if it is the things around them, and the characters are the surrounding alley strings!
Hearing this, everyone fell in love with Qin Feng's cross talk.
This is definitely the best choice to relax and forget your worries, listening to Qin Feng's cross talk, you just need to laugh along, and you don't have time to think about anything else.
The teahouse cross talk actors on the live and live broadcasts also laughed non-stop.
In the laughter, they were also reviewing, but they didn't expect Qin Feng's cross talk to be so hilarious! I am too bad, it's time to change, otherwise this bowl of rice will be even more difficult to mix!
However, it is not easy to change, and not everyone has the ability to innovate and create!
……
Qin Feng said happily: "It's done, it's all done, hey! It's successful! I'll drive, I'll go to the street."
Lin Yang smiled and said, "This is a success"
Qin Feng began to start the motorcycle.
I saw him grabbing the handlebars of the motorcycle, and his right foot began to step on the car and ignite it non-stop, with a dubbing in his mouth.
"Poof, poof, poof, poof、......!"
The action is witty and vivid, and people can't help but want to laugh when they look at it.
Lin Yang quipped: "Your motorcycle may not have a good stomach!"
"Hahaha"
A burst of laughter rang out immediately.
Hearing Lin Yang's words, coupled with Qin Feng's constant voice, everyone suddenly had a very unhygienic association, and then everyone began to burst into laughter.
It's really a good pair, and it's not a fuel-efficient lamp!
Qin Feng had just finished losing Lin Yang, and within two minutes, Lin Yang had lost it again, and no one would suffer!
Qin Feng smiled and pointed at Lin Yang: "I hate it, I really hate it!"
Lin Yang frowned and asked, "What's the movement?"
Qin Feng replied: "My car is burned soybean oil"
Lin Yang pouted him: "I haven't heard of it!"
Qin Feng continued to pedal: "Puff puff puff!
Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "That's it!"
"Hahaha"
The audience at the teahouse and the live broadcast almost went crazy laughing.
These two are disgusting.
"Bang Bang Bang"
"Bah-!"
The applause and boos also rang out deafeningly.
Qin Feng said triumphantly: "Drive my big motorcycle, go to the street, idlers dodge, please close your eyes when it's dark!"
Lin Yang smiled and shook his head: "Okay! The killer is out!"
Qin Feng said in high spirits: "You said how happy you are to drive the car, go!"
Lin Yang nodded: "That's!"
Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed forward: "Don't look at my car, I won't let the car!"
Lin Yang was surprised: "Are you still racing here?"
Qin Feng pouted and said, "How fresh, reflect my value!"
Lin Yang shook his head and said, "What is the value? A car of one hundred and forty yuan."
Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "A small car passed next to me, as if it was worth more than me."
Lin Yang waved his hand angrily: "Nonsense, a bicycle is worth more than you."
"Hahaha"
There was another burst of laughter, and people were completely crazy with laughter.
A loud sound rushed out of the teahouse and rushed to Qianmen Street, making many tourists on the street curious and constantly looking at the Jingyun Teahouse.
Why is there so much joy there?