In the midst of the burst of laughter, Qin Feng gestured to his side with a face full of anger. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"The car hit me like this, can you compare me to me?"

Lin Yang was a little puzzled: "You want it?" ”

Qin Feng pointed forward proudly: "Wipe it!" ”

Lin Yang's eyes widened in shock, and he shook his hand to the audience and said, "Kill me!" ”

"Hahaha"

Laughter immediately rang out.

Your 140 yuan is a broken motorcycle that you have collected from scrap metal and saved by yourself with wire and shoelaces, and you dare to wipe people's cars, don't you play with your life?

Qin Feng gritted his teeth and said: "Increase the throttle and hit him in the front of the car, I have to shout, woo-!" ”

With this sharp shout, Qin Feng raised his hands and waved violently to the side, signaling to wipe the front of the other party's car.

Lin Yang looked at it and smiled: "Okay!" The car is silent, and the people are silent! ”

The scene burst into laughter.

"Bang Bang Bang"

The applause also thundered.

Qin Feng patted his chest proudly: "Whew! It's over, and my heart is happy! ”

Lin Yang replied angrily: "What a mess! It's pure death! ”

Laughter and applause continued.

Qin Feng raised his finger and pointed: "The traffic police in front shouted to me, stop, stop, come here!" ”

Lin Yang nodded: "I have to stop you"

Qin Feng stretched out his hands and pinched them: "He stopped me, pinched the gate!" Ten minutes and the car stopped"

Lin Yang sighed in surprise: "Stop for so long!" ”

"Hahaha"

The teahouse and the live broadcast end were bursting with laughter again.

Qin Feng gestured in front of him: "The police are standing next to me"

Lin Yang sighed: "You're really accurate"

Qin Feng turned his head sideways in a riding posture and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Lin Yang: "Ask him"

Qin Feng put down his hands and said calmly: "Two things, first, you rolled my feet!" ”

Lin Yang laughed and said, "Oops! Hi! …… It's so calm! ”

"Hahaha"

The audience was about to laugh like crazy, and tears flew straight to their eyes.

"Bah-!"

Boos followed.

The two old gentlemen laughed so much that the folds on their faces were blooming, and they patted their thighs with their hands, there are too many jokes about this cross talk, one after another, which can make people laugh to death.

At the same time, the two old gentlemen also admired Qin Feng's performance and innovation ability, no wonder they are so popular!

Not only can you write such a wonderful joke, but you can perform it perfectly on stage, which is no worse than anyone else! It doesn't make sense if it's not popular, and the reputation of genius is well deserved!

Like the two old gentlemen, the rest of the teahouse cross talk actors also admired Qin Feng's cross talk.

……

Amid the laughter, the performance continued.

Qin Feng resumed his posture of riding a motorcycle, turned his head to look at the ground and asked, "Why don't you cry out in pain?" ”

Lin Yang was surprised: "That's right?" ”

Qin Feng stood up straight again and said calmly: "My shoes are big!" ”

Lin Yang shook his head helplessly: "Okay!" It's hairy at first glance."

"Hahaha"

Burst into laughter again.

The audience was paralyzed with laughter.

"Hahaha, the shoes are too big to feel when the motorcycle rolls in!

"It's funny, this thing dares to make fun of the traffic police, the guts are too fat, I'm not afraid that the traffic police will turn around and punish him to death?"

"It's so much fun! It can make people laugh crazy! ”

"Hey, hey! I can't laugh anymore! ”

……

Qin Feng smiled and stretched out his hand to push Lin Yang: "Don't talk nonsense!" ”

Lin Yang smiled and didn't say anything.

Qin Feng continued: "Second, I didn't let you stop, the traffic police at that intersection asked you to stop!" ”

Lin Yang's mouth opened wide in shock: "Okay!" …… How much has passed you all! ”

"Hahaha"

The laughter rang out, almost lifting the roof of the teahouse, and the boos were deafening.

Qin Feng glanced back in surprise: "Oops! I did it! ”

Lin Yang waved his hand angrily: "What is the success?" ”

Qin Feng smiled and said, "You come up, I'll take you back to him."

Lin Yang smiled bitterly and stretched out his hand to stop: "What are people looking for him?" ”

Qin Feng shook his hand: "I just went to work, and another one just got married, I can't do it, you go quickly, people are waiting for you."

Lin Yang nodded: "Just say yes!" “

"Hahaha" The audience was so happy.

The police are also afraid of death! Who is so two with you, dare to go to the street on this broken motorcycle!

Qin Feng began to pedal again: "Thank you!" Twisted over, poof, puff, ......, become"

Lin Yang shook his head helplessly: "Take some medicine!" “

The laughter continued to grow, getting louder and louder, and many people were already laughing on the table.

Liu Yan was even more so, giggling on the table.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "Drive back, stop here, the traffic police are waiting for me, ho!" You're back, good fellow, it's been more than half an hour! “

Lin Yang nodded: "It's not easy to come back!" “

Qin Feng asked blankly, "What's the matter?" …… Did you just wipe someone's car? Don't go past that car, it hasn't stopped until now! The driver didn't come down either, so come and take a look with me! “

Lin Yang's face changed: "Oops! Something happened, let's take a look! “

Qin Feng made a gesture of pulling the car door: "Come here, as soon as the door is opened, the driver will lie on the steering wheel and not move"

Lin Yang shook his hands at the audience: "Look at this trouble!" “

Qin Feng continued: "There is the driver's daughter-in-law sitting in the co-pilot, crying there, uh-huh, hum-....... The policeman asked, what happened? …… Oops! Comrade policeman, you don't know, the two of us are driving well, and I'm telling him a ghost story."

Lin Yang shouted in surprise: "Whew-!" “

The audience also laughed, what is it bad, driving to tell ghost stories!

Qin Feng cried and said, "I don't know what is in the front of the taxi, and a black shadow 'woo' passed."

Lin Yang laughed and said, "Okay! Haunted! “

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter rang out again, so loud that it shook people's eardrums.

Qin Feng continued with a crying voice: "My husband is the least courageous, and he was scared to death!" ”

Lin Yang nodded helplessly: "Driving can scare you to death!" ”

Qin Feng hurriedly explained with a smile: "This ......, okay, it's a joke!" Pay attention to the body, I have to go."

Lin Yang shook his head: "What's good!" Who was kidding you? “

Qin Feng raised his hand: "Wait a minute, don't go, take out your driver's license"

Lin Yang smiled and said, "Yes, show your painting to others!" “

The audience started laughing again, and in an instant they beat their chests with laughter.

The college classmates on the live broadcast side were completely crazy with laughter, and Li Wanhua was full of wry smiles, yes! It's going to be damaged again.

Sure enough.

Qin Feng frowned, and observed the things in his hand, sometimes looking down, sometimes looking up to the sky, looking very carefully.

Lin Yang smiled and said, "Take a closer look at this work!" “

Watching Qin Feng's movements, the audience felt even more coke, and their laughter became louder and louder

Then Qin Feng put down his hands and asked, "You, why is your photo stamped with a Li Wanhua's name seal?" “

Lin Yang frowned and sighed: "Hey! It's not true that you can't draw it! “

"Hahaha"

The laughter, which was already not small, suddenly increased a lot, and it was deafening.

The entire teahouse was completely drowned out in laughter.

The same is true on the live broadcast side, countless people are laughing and staggering, it's okay at home or school, at least there are no scruples, and there is a place to have fun.

People who peek at live broadcasts at work have a very hard time, so they can only cover their mouths, lie on the table, and laugh wildly, lest their bosses or colleagues find out.

Qin Feng was startled, and snatched his driver's license and looked at it: "Roar!" What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the ,......"

There was another burst of maniacal laughter.

The classmates were crazy, laughing and not forgetting to make fun of Li Wanhua.

Li Wanhua also laughed to death, and hated Qin Feng so much that he itched at all, you are too grandson, let's wait for me to go back to school!

Lin Yang laughed and stretched out his hand to stop it: "Okay, you are still in this mood!" “

Qin Feng scratched his scalp with a bitter face: "I didn't see it at the beginning, I don't worry about him!" …… Come on! Don't go. …… Later, we learned that it is not okay to go on the street like this! “

Lin Yang's eyes widened and he pouted: "How fresh!" “

The laughter rang out again.

Okay! You treat traffic rules as if they were nothing! Awesome!

Qin Feng said in frustration: "People said they wanted to detain me"

Lin Yang nodded: "Yes, yes, I will detain you"

Qin Feng said timidly: "Growing so big, I haven't been there"

Lin Yang smiled and continued: "See you when you go back"

Qin Feng wiped his face in frustration: "Actually, to say a word of conscience, I'm quite annoyed, it's okay if he doesn't draw that chapter!" “

Lin Yang said angrily: "I'm annoyed by this chapter, you!" You shouldn't drive out without a driver's license."

Qin Feng sighed: "Oops! I was depressed in the detention center, and of course, I was the number one ,...... in it."

Lin Yang frowned and interrupted him: "Hey! Why do you mention this? “

"Hahaha"

"Bah-!"

Laughter and boos erupted at the same time.

Qin Feng looked up to the sky with a bitter face and sighed: "Sit there and repent, you must remind you in the future, don't stamp people's names!" “

Lin Yang sighed: "I didn't figure out the right place"

Qin Feng's eyes lit up: "The door opened, and the police sent in another person, and when he came in, he said, what's the matter, what is it, what is it, what is it,......"

Lin Yang smiled: "Okay, the two brothers are locked in one room."

Qin Feng smiled and said, "Huh! Brother, two! Two! “

Lin Yang replied angrily: "Alas! Don't mention it! “

Qin Feng asked in a low voice, "How did you get in?" …… I don't know, the police said that I forged documents and drew license plates for people. …… I knew something was going to happen to you, ah! Who have you painted for? …… I'll draw it for you! “

Lin Yang smiled: "Yes!" “

Qin Feng glared and nodded: "That's what I said." …… What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the ,......"

Lin Yang stretched out his hand to interrupt him: "Don't say it, it's thorough!" “

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter thundered and was deafening.

Everyone laughed.

This product is so lacking in morality! not only let people draw car plates, but also reported people! I didn't do that.

"Bah-!"

A frenzied wave of boos followed.

Everyone is booing Qin Feng for not talking about morality, of course, it is in cross talk.

The circle of friends is very happy, and everyone is making fun of Li Wanhua.

Liu Fei: "Huazi, how is the food in the detention center?" Describe it"

Li Fang: "Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, Li Wanhua is still the second in the detention center"

He Wei: "What's the matter! Draw me a 'super handsome guy certificate', don't worry, buddy is by no means as shameless as Qin Feng, and he won't report you! “

Hao Jun: "What's the matter! Give He Wei a food certificate, this is in line with his character, give a buddy a 'good man certificate', buddy will never report you, unlike Qin Feng's goods"

Li Wanhua: "Get out!" There's no good guy on the, draw a fart picture! Qin Feng is too grandson, and his buddies must have picked his skin when he goes back to school! “

……

Li Wanhua's angry reply immediately caused a burst of laughter in the circle of friends.