Chapter Ninety-Eight: The Unlucky Stick
At the scene of the auditorium, as soon as Qin Feng and Lin Yang walked out of the curtain, the applause suddenly increased a lot. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Good!"
The applause was mixed with loud applause.
In addition to applause and applause, there were also countless mobile phones holding up the shooting, the flash flashed, and Qin Feng and Lin Yang were a little dizzy.
The two walked quickly to the back of the cross talk stage.
Lin Yang stood in the position of teasing inside the platform, and Qin Feng stood in the position of teasing outside.
After tidying up the table a little, the two of them were ready to start.
Their Tang costumes today dazzled all the audience at the scene and in front of the computer.
The cross talk actors you have seen before are all modern dresses with straight suits, and as soon as their traditional costumes come out, everyone naturally feels novel.
At this time, everyone remembered that cross talk is a traditional language art and has nothing to do with Western culture.
People in the cross talk industry in front of the computer saw Qin Feng and Lin Yang's outfits, and they unconsciously had such thoughts.
Qin Feng listened to the warm applause in the auditorium, and his mood was very comfortable.
This is his second official performance, and there are already so many people supporting him, and it seems that it is indeed a good thing to be reborn, so that he can start a new and wonderful life.
Lin Yang was also very excited, and his fat face was a little red.
The applause and cheers gradually decreased, and everyone looked at Qin Feng and Lin Yang on the stage, waiting for them to bring a wonderful performance to everyone.
Qin Feng put aside all the thoughts in his mind and prepared to start this performance.
Lin Yang is also ready to start at any time.
Qin Feng clasped his fists and arched towards the audience, and said with a smile:
"Hearing everyone's enthusiastic applause just now, I know that everyone likes "Those Flowers" very much, as the songwriter of this song, can I ask everyone to give me some more applause?
After speaking, Qin Feng took two steps to the side of the stage, put his right hand on his ear, made a listening gesture, and kept signaling everyone to applaud more with the palm of his other hand upward.
"Hahaha......"
There was a burst of laughter at the scene, and everyone was amused by his initiative to applaud.
"Bang Bang Bang"
Thunderous applause erupted in laughter.
Qin Feng's classmates in the audience all felt ashamed.
"This product is really shameless, and it's like this at Peking University!"
Especially Liu Yan, her face was as red as a red cloth.
Lin Yang also felt a fever on his face on stage, it was too embarrassing!
Looking at Qin Feng on the side, he couldn't wait to go up and kick off the stage.
The people watching the live broadcast in front of the computer also burst into laughter, and everyone had a new understanding of Qin Feng's thickness.
When the applause was a little low, Qin Feng walked back to the cross talk stage, looked at the students in the audience and said:
"Although this song is my lyrics and first song, I have to admit that Pang Yong sang very well today, better than me! His voice and temperament are more suitable for this song."
As soon as Qin Feng's voice fell, there was immediately another round of applause at the scene, which was admiring applause.
Whether it was the audience at the scene or in front of the computer, when they heard Qin Feng's words, their eyes immediately looked at him with a sense of appreciation.
"It seems that this kid is not a narrow-minded person!
Pang Yong, who was backstage, was very moved when he heard this, and now he looked at Qin Feng, feeling a little like he had met Bole.
After Qin Feng praised Pang Yong, he immediately prepared to start performing.
"Okay, let's not talk about it, let's get down to business, let's start today's cross talk performance now, let's introduce ourselves first,......"
"Phew—"
A burst of boos suddenly erupted at the scene, which immediately interrupted Qin Feng.
Everyone's eyes were on the source of the boos, and it was a stick!
Seeing that it was the stick that booed himself, Qin Feng immediately laughed.
And seeing Qin Feng's smile, Lei Xiaoyang in the audience chuckled in his heart, it's broken, something is going to happen!
The audience at the scene and in front of the computer saw Qin Feng's smile, and they all became excited, and there was a good show to watch!"
Sure enough, Qin Feng did not disappoint everyone, only listened to him say humorously:
"It seems that these Korean friends also like cross talk very much, and before I even said it, they started to shout, what a good audience!
"Hahaha"
As soon as his words fell, the audience burst into laughter.
"Is that a stick with you? That's booing you! It's a good audience! I guess these sticks eat your heart."
The sticks in the audience looked at Qin Feng, and they all gritted their teeth and hated each other.
"In order to thank Korean friends for their enthusiastic support, before I start, I will tell you a little story, so as to increase the fun of watching cross talk for these Korean friends, and also add a little fun to everyone"
"Bang Bang Bang"
"Good!"
The applause suddenly rang out, and everyone knew that the show had begun, and they applauded and coaxed.
Listening to the loud applause and cheers, the faces of the sticks turned iron-blue, and they also knew that something bad was wrong, and the poisonous mouth on the stage was about to start spraying poison again.
Sure enough, Qin Feng's next words immediately made the sticks half angry.
"A friend told me a story, which I later relayed to His Royal Highness Park (prostitute), and he was very happy to hear it, saying that the story fully reflects the long history and advanced technology of Korea."
"Hahaha"
Hearing the name, everyone immediately burst into laughter.
The faces of the sticks were black and purple.
The audience who heard the name for the first time also burst into laughter.
Among them were the vice president of Peking University and the leaders of the Ministry of Education.
However, these leaders knew the severity, and after laughing twice, they immediately held back, and their faces turned red one by one.
Qin Feng waited for the laughter to be a little lower, and then continued to open the loss:
"The story goes like this, by 2046, South Korea's space technology has advanced by leaps and bounds, and a satellite has been launched around Mars. As a gift, the South Korean satellite airdropped a copy of the "Complete Book of Korean Mythology" to Mars, causing a commotion among the Martians.
Martian A: Hey, the book says that we are descendants of Koreans.
Martian B: This at least explains the origin of our species.
Martian A (crying): No wonder we're so ugly......
Boom!...... South Korean satellites airdropped another copy of "Korean Plastic Surgery Guide" ......"
……
"Hahaha"
Before Qin Feng's words fell, everyone began to burst into laughter, and the audience was even more crazy with laughter.
"I'm laughing to death, it's so cool to scold!"
"Poisonous mouth, it's really worthy of its name"
"The Korean Plastic Surgery Guide, it's so fun, how did you come up with it?"
"It's funny, this group of sticks is so pitiful, they were damaged by Qin Feng one after another"
"It is estimated that Qin Feng will be the public enemy of the stick in the future!
……
Under the stage, Liu Yan and the others were all dying of laughter, sitting there one by one and laughing straight down.
The rest of the people at the scene also laughed and fell back and died.
Only the faces of the group of sticks were already black and purple with anger, and they all stood up one by one, eager to rush to the stage and tear Qin Feng apart.
People watching the live broadcast outside the auditorium were also amused by the words.
"Hahaha, it's so damn, I'm laughing to death"
Sister Fei and her agent Sister Dong watched the live video broadcast on their mobile phones in the nanny's car, rolling in the car with a smile.
"Poof--"
The singer Hu Zhijun, who was eating, sprayed rice grains everywhere.
"Hahaha, you're going crazy!"
Han Ru laughed at home and threw herself on the bed with her feet kicking around.
Everyone in the cross talk world also burst into laughter, but they didn't expect that before the cross talk performance, there would be such a good show!
Even those enemies who hated Qin Feng's immortality, such as Liu Fuxiang's master and apprentice, Li Yufeng, Shen Yi, and other men's football players, looked at the live broadcast screen and stood unsteadily.
Only Ha Han was brainless and the stick couldn't laugh at this time, looking at Qin Feng and wanting to tear him apart and eat him.
……
The burst of laughter at the scene decreased slightly, and Qin Feng was ready to damage the stick again.
At this time, he saw Lei Xiaoyang holding his fists in the audience and kept shaking at him, so he almost knelt down, obviously Lei Xiaoyang was afraid.
If Qin Feng continues to do it so unscrupulously, maybe something big will happen, and there must be him Lei Xiaoyang among the unlucky people at that time, so he will start to beg Qin Feng to shut up.
It is estimated that this will make Lei Xiaoyang kowtow two to Qin Feng, and he will do both! As long as Qin Feng can shut up!
Seeing Lei Xiaoyang's pleading look, Qin Feng stopped his more vicious words.
"Let's let go of the stick for the time being, if they are not interesting, some of them are jokes to deal with them, that is, they can spray them for a day and a night without repeating the same"
After rearranging his thoughts, Qin Feng smiled and said:
"Please mourn for the future Martians! Okay, the story about Korean friends is finished, let's start talking about cross talk, of course, if Korean friends feel that listening to it is not enjoyable, you can also continue to make requests, I have countless such small stories, and I will definitely be able to meet your requirements"
"Hahaha"
Laughter resumed.
Everyone laughed and looked at the sticks, hoping that they would provoke Qin Feng again, so that there would be another good show.
This time, the sticks wisely chose to be silent, Qin Feng had already scared them.
Although they longed for Qin Feng to die, they didn't dare to provoke Qin Feng verbally anymore, that poisonous mouth was too terrifying!
Qin Feng saw that the sticks did not react, so he adjusted his mood and officially started the cross talk performance. (To be continued.) )