Qin Feng looked at the classmates under the stage, smiled and said:

"Wasting a lot of everyone's time, let's start talking to everyone now"

"Bang Bang Bang"

Warm applause rang out. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Qin Feng picked up the fan, turned on the cross talk in his mind, and officially opened:

"Let me introduce myself first, my name is Qin Feng, this is my partner Lin Yang, two primary school students who speak cross talk in China"

Lin Yang clenched his fists and arched his hand: "Yes"

"Bang Bang Bang"

The applause was even louder.

"Good!"

The applause came one after another.

Qin Feng smiled: "Thank you, your enthusiasm is beyond repay, we have to study hard, but to tell the truth, our ability is limited and the level is average."

Lin Yang said: "Yes"

Qin Feng continued: "There is a characteristic of cross talk, live to be old and learn to be old"

Lin Yang nodded: "Old learning"

Qin Feng continued: "You have to have the spirit of this fool to move mountains"

Lin Yang asked: "Yugong moves mountains?"

Qin Feng picked up the fan and patted his palm:

"You all know that Yugong moves mountains, right, a myth and legend, there is an old man, called Yugong, why is he called Yugong?

There are two mountains at the door of the house, one is the king's house, the other is the Taihang Mountain, the mountain is too high, the old man said I have to move this mountain to it, so that the first makes the traffic better, and the second makes the WIFI signal better"

Lin Yang grinned and said, "Ah!

"Hahaha"

The classmates were amused by this sentence and burst into laughter.

The audience in front of the computer also burst into laughter.

"How did you come up with it?

"Qin Feng's mouth is really nonsense, where is this!"

"Interesting, it's a burden so quickly"

……

The hilarious opening made everyone's eyes shine.

Especially people in the cross talk industry, seeing this very characteristic opening, they all feel very fresh.

"It's kind of interesting! This kid is so ingenious!"

……

Qin Feng frowned and said: "But think about it in those years, there were no tools, no forklifts, tractors or anything, only shovels."

Lin Yang nodded: "Hmm"

Qin Feng made a shovel-wielding motion: "It's not easy to work like this every day, but Yu Gong said such a few words that shocked the world and cried ghosts and gods."

Lin Yang asked, "What did he say?"

Qin Feng gestured to himself with his backhand:

"He said, "I have a son when I die, and a son has a grandson when I die, and we have a lot of children in our family, and there is no end to the number of children and grandchildren."

These words spread to the sky, God was moved, it was really amazing, this man said it well, he has a son, he has a son when he dies, a son has a grandson when he dies, there are many children in the family, and it can be passed on from generation to generation.

So God sent a lot of immortals to their house to help them have children."

Lin Yang was completely dumbfounded, and waved his hand and said, "Ah! This god is too lacking in virtue!"

Qin Feng said categorically: "It's fun to help others!"

Lin Yang pouted back directly: "Hey, who are you helping!"

……

"Hahaha"

Burst into laughter.

Liu Yan in the audience blushed and lowered her head and laughed, while scolding Qin Feng:

"Stinky rascal, too open-mouthed, how can you say anything!"

Qin Feng's classmates also felt a little feverish in their faces, and they couldn't cry or laugh when they looked at everyone on the stage:

"Gotcha! I've lost my face to Peking University!"

Lei Xiaoyang looked embarrassed, he regretted inviting Qin Feng to perform at the school, this was really an extremely stupid decision, but now it was useless, and he could only hope that Qin Feng would not be too out of line next.

The vice president of Peking University and many Peking University teachers and leaders of the Ministry of Education in the audience were also a little embarrassed.

Fortunately, the joke was not too explicit and acceptable, so everyone could still sit firmly and did not get up to stop it.

But they who knew a little about Qin Feng were all lifted in their hearts.

Who knows what other amazing things this kid will do next?

After the sticks in the audience understood Qin Feng's joke, they all rolled their eyes, how could there be such a madman in the world?

People in the cross talk industry were also amused, and at the same time, everyone couldn't help but sigh:

"This kid really has no taboos!

Those enemies of Qin Feng all had expressions that they had known this for a long time, and they had the best understanding of Qin Feng's audacity, so it was not surprising that Qin Feng would make such a joke now.

The people eating melons on the Internet are very lively, and everyone is laughing and complaining.

"It's too lacking in virtue, God is joking about it, this thing is incurable"

"The stage of Peking University! This joke is a little dirty!"

"This is an unscrupulous stinky rascal, who has just finished scolding the stick, and even God has to lose it"

"Does he care about other people's opinions?

"This cross talk is interesting, and it will definitely be more exciting later"

……

Qin Feng stretched out his right index finger and lightly nodded:

"This spirit is worthy of our inheritance, saying that cross talk is like this, not saying that this master has learned it to this day, no, every day with a learning attitude, are our teachers, whether it is singing, storytelling, or showmanship"

Lin Yang nodded: "Yes"

Hearing Qin Feng's words, many cross talk actors blushed. Everyone understands that what Qin Feng said is very correct, but how many people can do it?

Qin Feng raised his hand and asked the audience: "Of course, you have a choice, say that I am willing to listen to cross talk, that's good, if you don't like to listen to cross talk, do something else, that's right."

Lin Yang agreed: "Yes"

Qin Feng continued: "Everyone has different hobbies, just like me, Qin Feng's life is very boring, reading, writing calligraphy, painting, studying oracle bone inscriptions, that's all."

"Bah-!"

As soon as his words fell, the audience burst into boos.

The classmates who knew Qin Feng were rolling their eyes:

"It's so shameless, you really put gold on your face, when did you have these hobbies?

Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "Esoteric enough!"

Qin Feng picked up the fan and patted his palms: "So everyone's hobbies are different, some people like to watch TV, some people like to watch movies, some people like to surf the Internet, and some people like to listen to the radio."

Lin Yang: "Yes"

Qin Feng continued: "In the past, when television was not popular, cross talk was transmitted through the radio, and the radio was also called invisible radio waves."

Lin Yang nodded and said, "Yes, radio?"

Qin Feng excitedly stretched out his hand and nodded: "Sometimes I always think, give me a radio station, I can make it very lively."

Lin Yang was surprised: "You still have this hobby?"

Qin Feng looked at Lin Yang: "I am willing to have a radio station, what I can do is quite lively, Qin Feng Radio Station, Qin Feng Radio Station, now broadcast for you"

Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "Look, this is the beginning"

Qin Feng smiled excitedly: "I'm happy, nine nine hundred and eighty-one weeks, seven eight hundred and fifty-six thousand hertz, and the frequency modulation is seventy-three and eighty-four."

Lin Yang stared at the beads of his eyes and stretched out two fingers: "Aren't these two arithmetic problems!

Qin Feng continued: "Just now it was the first set of programs on this station, and now it is the second set, please distinguish the difference between the first set and the second set"

Lin Yang asked, "What's the difference?"

Qin Feng's face was straight: "The first set with eggs, the second set without eggs"

Lin Yang pouted with a smile: "Okay, two sets of pancake fruits"

"Hahaha"

The laughter never stopped, and it was a lot louder when I heard it.

Qin Feng continued to broadcast: "First of all, please enjoy our song world program, in today's program, we introduce you to Hu Zhijun.

Hu Zhijun, whose ancestral home is Yangzhou, Jiangsu, was born in Beijing, a rock star, many works are widely circulated, such as "Free Like a Dream", a sensation all over the world, everyone loves it, in today's program, we play Hu Zhijun's Xihe drum "Free Like a Dream" "

Lin Yang had a surprised expression on his face: "Changed the Xihe drum?"

……

"Hahaha"

There was a burst of laughter at the scene.

"It's a chicken thief, isn't this the song you wrote!"

Hu Zhijun was stupid in front of the computer, he couldn't believe what he had just heard.

The rest of the music circle burst into laughter, and everyone laughed while sending a message to Hu Zhijun:

"Brother Jun, when did you sing the Xihe drum, I really didn't know that you love traditional art so much!"

"Hahaha, Junzi, I have to listen to your West River drum"

"Junzi, when we meet in the future, I have to show everyone a hand!"

"Funny me, Brother Jun, see what this kid can do with this song"

……

Looking at the information in the circle of friends, Hu Zhijun couldn't cry or laugh, so he could only quickly reply:

"Don't listen to Qin Feng's nonsense, I'll be a fart Xihe drum, don't you know this kid, full of nonsense, who knows how he thought of this?"

Netizens and Hu Zhijun's fans also laughed when they saw this:

"It's so fun, this cross talk is really fun"

"I don't know what he's going to sing this song into, I'm looking forward to it"

"West River Drum, what do you think?"

"Qin Feng must have a big hole in his head, the idea is too peculiar"

"His own song is just changed and played, and he can do this"

"Brother Jun must be crying!hahaha"

……

All the spectators were waiting for Qin Feng's Xihe drum.

Qin Feng took a fan and rhythmically tapped the cross talk platform, and according to Guo Degang's performance in his mind, he began to sing the Xihe drum:

"The bell is long, the bell is long...... Do you - will - will - worry about me, my dear - friend, when I - decide to let go - all and go - the road of freedom - ,...... Come on, bell."

Although Qin Feng doesn't know how to sing the Xihe drum, he is learning a little bit according to Guo Degang.

For a time, the entire auditorium was singing in his subdued and low-pitched drums.

He sang very emotionally and devotedly, and Lin Yang next to him had an extremely uncomfortable and constipated expression, obviously forbearing!

A classic rock song was completely sung into four dislikes, and all the audience burst into laughter.

When he finished singing, Lin Yang looked at him with disdain: "What a thing!"

"Hahaha"

The scene was completely crazy, and many people laughed back and forth.

Liu Yan and the others laughed even more, and tears came out.

"It's funny, this thing is too good to toss!"

"Hahaha, I'm going to die laughing, who's going to save me"

"It's really a super funny, I love Qin Feng to death"

"It's hard to hear, and the magic sound pierces my ears"

……

Many people in the music industry laughed until they fell, and Hu Zhijun threw himself on his sofa and laughed to death.

Qin Feng's family, classmates, teachers, and friends were also scorched on the outside and tender on the inside by his West River drum, and they laughed crookedly.

Especially the women such as Mom, Sister Fei, and Han Ru have already laughed to tears.

"Everyone moves, push this cross talk with all your might, it's so funny, this is the best publicity!"

Lin Jian laughed while directing the staff of the eggplant video to strongly recommend Qin Feng's performance on the Internet.

……

Auditorium scene.

When the burst of laughter decreased slightly, Qin Feng continued: "Thank you to the audience for your encouragement."

Lin Yang raised his chin disdainfully: "Who encouraged you!"

Qin Feng tapped his palms with a fan and said excitedly:

"Dear audience friends, the footsteps of winter are getting farther and farther away, and the footsteps of spring are getting closer and closer, as soon as I take off my cotton pants, the spring girl is coming!"

Lin Yang's eyes widened in surprise, and then nodded and said, "Then you must have seen the spring girl first."

"Hahaha"

Another burst of laughter.

All the girls at the scene blushed, and while everyone burst into laughter, they all lowered their heads and scolded Qin Feng.

Liu Yan and the others were even more so, and the faces of several girls were all red.

"Two stinky rascals, why do you talk about everything! It's so shameless!" )