Xiangyan's journey was interrupted just at the beginning!

After Qin Feng finished answering the question, he was whispering affectionately with Liu Yan when some travelers came to him to ask for autographs. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Some passengers already knew him, while others had seen him being interviewed at the gate.

Even if you don't know him, you will ask the person next to you about it, and you will begin to understand him, so some of the lively people will come to him to ask for an autograph, and they will be idle anyway.

For these enthusiastic requests, Qin Feng agreed to them all, and signed for others very happily.

At first, everyone was very happy, but after seeing his ugly font, everyone looked like they had been constipated for a long time, and their faces were tangled and embarrassed.

Soon the people looking for his autograph were gone!

Everyone really doesn't have the courage to take their own things to spoil it, and no one believes that this signature is a celebrity signature when it is taken out and killed, at most it is the masterpiece of his son who is in junior high school, and even the junior high school student's handwriting is better than Qin Feng's.

Especially a few people who asked Qin Feng to sign on their clothes, they wanted to cry without tears at this time!

"Hehehe, it's too bad! Just your stinky handwriting, I'm embarrassed to sign someone else!"

Liu Yan knows Qin Feng's words too well, it is not an ordinary smell, it is definitely the last in the class, and even the whole department is not more ugly.

"What's wrong with being ugly! This is called true temperament, every one of me is a stroke of a stroke, full of sincerity, maybe it will be worth it in the future!"

"Forget it! It's not as good as what junior high school students write, you really should practice, there will definitely be many occasions that need to be signed in the future, it's too ugly, it's not good, it's a loss!"

"Let's go back and talk about it, I'll practice signing when I have time"

Qin Feng answered Liu Yan perfunctorily, but he didn't take this matter to heart.

He doesn't plan to be a calligrapher, so is it necessary to pay attention to fonts? And he's not interested in the so-called celebrity signing everywhere.

After the autograph craze passed, Qin Feng and Liu Yan continued to chat affectionately.

But within a few minutes, he was interrupted by the flight attendant, the same one who was laughing at the door of the business class before.

She walked up to Qin Feng and said with a smile:

"Hello Mr. Qin Feng, welcome to our flight"

Looking at the beautiful stewardess with a smile like a flower, Qin Feng's eyes couldn't help but straighten a little, the uniform was tempting!

It's just that the pain in his arm quickly woke him up, and Liu Yan's little hand was secretly twisting him on the side.

"Hello, what's the matter?"

Qin Feng was a little surprised by the enthusiasm of the flight attendant.

Although he is already a star, he is not to the point of being loved by his family, right?

When I didn't say hello, some flight attendants took the initiative to provide services, and Air China's service level improved rapidly!

The stewardess blushed a little when Qin Feng saw it, but she quickly returned to normal, and said with a smile:

"Well, a few passengers in economy class said they liked your comedy and songs very much, and if they could, they would like to ask you to perform a part for everyone?

Everyone has reflected this proposal to the flight attendants, and let's ask you, if of course it would be great, not only do the passengers love your show, but we flight attendants also like it very much.

Of course, if you don't want to, then I'll explain it to them, and I'm sure everyone will understand, and there shouldn't be any dissatisfaction."

Hearing the flight attendant say this, Qin Feng was surprised.

Dude is already so popular? There are people on the plane who want to see buddy perform!

Thinking of this, he was not only a little fluttery.

Qin Feng has not yet fully entered the role of a star, his name has been swiping the screen in the entertainment version for the past two days, and the search rate has remained high, which is already widely known, and it is normal to encounter this situation.

After a few seconds of beauty, Qin Feng turned his head to look at Liu Yan.

Liu Yan nodded and motioned to follow him.

Qin Feng was very happy in his heart, after all, it was the first time he had encountered such a situation, and he couldn't chill the hearts of fans!

"Okay, it's hard to be gracious, then I'll perform for a while, I'll go to economy class with you, and perform at the junction of economy class and business class, so that people in both cabins can see it"

"Okay, please come with me"

Hearing Qin Feng agree to perform, the flight attendant was very happy and immediately took Qin Feng to the junction of the two cabins.

Qin Feng got up and followed behind the flight attendant.

He was a little excited in his heart, performing at an altitude of 10,000 meters, this was the first time, and it must have felt very amazing.

……

"Bang Bang Bang"

As soon as he stepped into the economy class, Qin Feng ushered in warm applause, and it was obvious that the opinions of the economy class passengers had reached a consensus.

Qin Feng smiled and waved his hand.

"Qin Feng, let's have a cross talk"

"It's still a song, I like your songs very much, folk, rock and roll"

……

After the applause, the passengers immediately began to clamor and put forward their own demands.

The business class passengers were also alarmed, and they all looked back at Qin Feng who was standing at the junction of the cabins, and everyone was very excited.

After all, watching a star perform live at an altitude of 10,000 meters is the first time for most people.

The few successful people who beat Liu Yan's idea before have completely understood Qin Feng's identity at this time, this kid turned out to be a star!

After standing still, the stewardess immediately picked up the microphone next to her and said:

"Dear passengers and friends, hello everyone, I am flight attendant Zhao Siying, just now several passengers made a request, hoping to take this flight Mr. Qin Feng to perform a cross talk or song, we asked Mr. Qin Feng's opinion, he agreed very happily, please Mr. Qin Feng to bring us a wonderful performance, everyone is welcome!"

"Bang Bang Bang"

As soon as the stewardess's voice fell, the cabin immediately burst into warm applause.

Qin Feng took the microphone from the flight attendant and said to the passengers with a smile:

"Thank you for your warm applause, I really didn't expect to meet fans at a height of 10,000 meters, your love is so high-end, I am flattered!"

"Hahaha"

Everyone was amused by Qin Feng's words.

"Just kidding, thank you very much for your enthusiasm, since you like it, then the buddies can't be disappointed, it's unrealistic to sing here, there is no guitar accompaniment, it must not be good to hear that, I don't have the habit of howling, I'll give you a stand-up comedy, a very happy joke, will definitely make you have a very pleasant journey"

"Good!

Hearing that Qin Feng was about to say cross talk, the passengers immediately applauded.

At the same time, many people began to whisper, and everyone was very excited

"It's amazing, it's going to be hilarious"

"Stand-up comedy! Qin Feng has never said it before, and today I earned it."

"Everyone, get your tissues ready, everyone will be laughing and tears will fly to their eyes in a while."

"When I hear him say cross talk, I want to laugh, it's so joyful!"

……

When Liu Yan heard this, she also became extremely excited.

She has only seen Qin Feng's creation and registration of stand-up comedy, and has not heard it, this is also the first time, so it naturally feels very fresh.

"Before talking about cross talk, there are some things that must be asked, are there any Japanese people in the passengers? There is a place in this cross talk that involves making Japanese jokes, you may feel uncomfortable listening to it, if so, it is best to signal, I can change the joke"

After Qin Feng finished speaking, he looked back and forth at the two cabins, waiting for someone to stand up and signal.

As soon as the passengers heard Qin Feng's words, they became even more excited.

The joke of scolding the Japanese before this product is too classic, and it can definitely make people laugh to death.

"Hahaha, the Japanese are going to be unlucky again!"

"This thing is really incurable! It's either a devil or a stick, obviously there is a deep hatred!"

"Isn't it, I've never seen him catch a master who is going to die like this."

"Look at it, it's another classic of scolding the Japanese!"

……

After waiting for a few seconds, seeing that no one stood up to object, Qin Feng immediately continued:

"It seems that there are no Japanese, so I can rest assured that there is no need to worry about the war of resistance in the air."

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter, and everyone became more and more anticipated for this stand-up stand-up.

How on earth is this thing going to damage the devil? Even if you want to get vaccinated in advance, you must hate it even more than the previous one!

"Another point, if the pilot can hear my cross talk, then I suggest that you better enable the plane autopilot, lest you laugh crazy and let the plane lose control, then the price will be too great."

After Qin Feng finished speaking, he immediately looked at the flight attendant, this is indeed a big matter, and there is no room for sloppiness.

The flight attendant's face also became serious and began to communicate with the pilot.

Soon the communication was completed, and the plane was already in a state of autopilot, but for the sake of insurance, the pilot still chose not to listen to Qin Feng's cross talk.

During the time when the flight attendant and the pilot were communicating, Qin Feng had already found the cross talk to say in the love madness in his mind.

He liked this stand-up comedy very much in his previous life, as long as he made a little change, he could completely detonate the audience, and it was a very classic stand-up joke.

What he is going to say is "The Farewell Biography of Wu Dalang", and some historical background is not appropriate here, because this world has undergone major changes since Song Huizong succeeded to the throne.

There are no famous traitors such as Gao Yu, Cai Jing, and Tong Guan in this world, nor are there heroes such as Lin Chong, Wu Song, and Lu Zhishen.

If there is no Liangshan One Hundred Orders and Eight Generals, then there will naturally be no classic masterpiece "Water Margin".

Therefore, the historical background of "The Farewell Biography of Wu Dalang" must be changed, or it will be empty, or it will be a different historical period, in short, it cannot be the period of Song Huizong.

How could anyone dare to rebel then! The country can be described as a song and dance, but the outside world is iron-blooded and ruthless, the Liao, Jin, and Western Xia were wiped out one after another within a few decades, and even the extremely powerful Mongolia was later forced to move westward!

Qin Feng chose to be overhead, the dynasty is still the Song Dynasty, but the era is blurred, so it is not a big difference, and there is no need to change the background of the characters too much.

After he finished reorganizing the stand-up comedy, the flight attendant over there also finished communicating, nodded at him, and signaled that he could start.

Qin Feng coughed, cleared his throat, looked at the many expectant faces in the front and rear cabins, and said with a smile:

"Now I'm going to talk about this stand-up comedy, this stand-up has a certain historical background, but you don't have to take it seriously, and you don't have to dig deeper, this is to make the story more reasonable and apocryphal, not a historical fact, and it has no research value.

The name of this stand-up comedy is called "Wu Dalang's Farewell Biography", why is it called "Don't Biography"? There are also some reasons, which everyone will understand later.

In addition, I recommend that you do not drink water during this time, lest you be choked, or sprayed on others, it is not appropriate, it is better to fasten your seat belt, don't laugh so much that you slip to the ground, it will also damage your image, I can say responsibly, it will definitely make you laugh"

"Hahaha"

Hearing Qin Feng's words, everyone laughed softly.

Everyone has become more and more interested in this stand-up comedy.

How funny can it be? There are so many warnings!

In anticipation, everyone immediately listened to what Qin Feng said, put down the drink in their hands, fastened their seat belts, and prepared to start a hilarious journey.

In about half a minute, everyone cleaned up, and then everyone looked at Qin Feng expectantly, waiting for the start.

"Bang!"

Qin Feng tapped the microphone lightly, making a dull sound.

This was to treat it as a waking wood, and the eyes and spirits of everyone in the cabin were instantly attracted to Qin Feng. (To be continued.) )