Wake up wood! Qin Feng looked at the passengers in the cabin before and after, and immediately smiled and said:

"The injury is the most cool day at night, and the haggard thinking is unspeakable"

"Invite wine to destroy the intestines and get drunk three cups, looking for fragrance and dreaming five colder"

"The hairpin head and the phoenix have tears, and I have no chance to spend it"

"Xiaolou's lonely heart and the moon are as difficult as a hook and difficult to round"

An amazing set poem came out loud from Qin Feng's mouth. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Good! Awesome"

The travelers are all a bit literate, and they can tell the good and bad poems, and they immediately start to applaud when they hear this set poem.

"It's very good, it deserves its name, it's really talented, and there is such a wonderful set poem in stand-up comedy"

The applause dropped slightly, and Qin Feng bowed to all the audience.

"Thank you all for your encouragement, and this is the beginning. It is said that during the heyday of the Great Song Dynasty, Yanggu County, Shandong Province produced a great hero, named Wu Song, Wu Erlang"

"Whew! This pole is really far enough, and it has gone to the Song Dynasty! ”

Hearing Qin Feng's opening, everyone was very surprised.

It's kind of interesting! Listen to him!

"Why is this such a great hero? Because there was a tiger in Jingyanggang near Yanggu County, which injured countless people, the people of the government were helpless, so they had to hang red and fight the tiger."

When the passengers in the cabin heard this, they were instantly attracted, this is to fight the tiger!

Qin Feng patted the back of the chair beside him with one hand, raised his voice and said excitedly:

"In the end, it was this Wu Erlang who went to Jingyanggang at night and killed this tiger with three punches, it's amazing! Yanggu County is a sensation, hey, there is a hero of a dozen tigers named Wu Song! “

"Whew! So awesome! “

Hearing this, the passengers couldn't help but think of the scene of Wu Song fighting the tiger, which is indeed very remarkable!

Qin Feng excitedly continued:

"The county lord is happy, there are tigers here, it's not convenient to come out and go in, the people have a time to pass Jingyanggang, now it's okay, get rid of a harm for the place, happy!" At that time, Wu Song was appointed as the general commander of the three classes and six rooms in Yanggu County, called Wudu Tong"

Among the passengers, there are people who understand history, and when they heard what Qin Feng said, they couldn't help but nod, this kid is very rigorous, and he didn't make things up, at least the official position is really in line with the truth.

Yes, keep listening!

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed outward, explaining in detail:

"Why do you walk on the street on a horse, on a high-headed horse? Let the people know that this is the hero who fought the tiger, and rode a horse along the second ring for half a circle"

"Hahaha"

The passengers burst out laughing.

"It's so! Does Yanggu County have a second ring? Do you think it's Beijing? “

Liu Yan also covered her mouth and laughed, this guy is so funny!

Qin Feng stared up with admiration.

"The people are out, oops! Amazing! See the heroes with your own eyes"

Then he lowered his head, pointed his hand downward, and continued:

"There is a person in the crowd, this lord, the height is not high, only about one meter, this is when he is on tiptoe, it is less than one meter flat"

As Qin Feng spoke, he gestured with his hand to the height, and it was also at the waist position.

"Hahaha"

Looking at Qin Feng's movements, everyone chuckled.

The image of a dwarf immediately appeared in everyone's minds with Qin Feng's gesture.

Qin Feng went on to explain:

"Who? This is Wu Song's elder brother, called Wu Dalang, three inches of withered bark, three points are not like a person, seven points are like a ghost, it is difficult to die of a carpenter, a painter is angry, Lu Ban has to die in a hurry, hanging the line on all sides, and he can't spin a quack, it's so cold! ”

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter.

With Qin Feng's detailed description, Wu Dalang's image became more and more specific in everyone's minds, and it was indeed too much!

At the same time, everyone has a further understanding of Qin Feng's poisonous mouth, do you describe people like that? It's so vicious!

"Hey!"

Qin Feng sighed, and then said:

"If you want to say that this Wu Dalang, although he doesn't look good, his heart is very kind, he is a good person, and a good person has no good reward, why? This has to be said from his daughter-in-law, who is it? Pan Jinlian.

Big beauty, beautiful, heh! It's not so good-looking, it looks so white, and there are a lot of hairpin ring jewelry on the head, here are nine rings, here is a dragon and phoenix hairpin, here is a peony, here is a mandarin duck flower, and the two dates are cut cakes, there is no such good-looking! “

As he spoke, he kept gesturing with his hands on his head, which was very vivid and concrete.

"Hahaha:

The passengers burst out laughing again.

This mouth is really damaged, don't forget to damage it when describing the beauty!

Qin Feng spread his hands and said with a questioning face:

"You may ask, how did such a beautiful beauty marry Wuda? There was no way, there was a big rich man here, a local entrepreneur named Zhang Dahu, his family was rich, and he fell in love with this Pan Jinlian, how beautiful! Pan Jinlian is their maid. The old man always wanted to take her as his hundredth aunt's wife."

"Hahaha"

The passengers burst into laughter again.

"Big entrepreneur, you really know how to use words!"

Several entrepreneurs in the business class were a little crying and laughing when they heard this.

"Co-author our entrepreneur on this image! One hundred aunts! That's not ****! “

Qin Feng said regretfully:

But his own wife was not pleased. This wife is jealous, vinegar jars, old men are used to make beds and quilts in the house, and the maids must have disabilities, no problem, but they are left with a Pan Jinlian.

The wife said that this is not good, let's find someone, find it, who are you looking for? Find a local matchmaker. said that Yanggu County could pick it up, and whoever was the most humble would marry her to whomever she wanted.

Choose, this evaluation, Uncle Wu is the champion, he is cold, no one is as ugly as him, so he married Pan Jinlian to him"

Qin Feng gave a thumbs up as he spoke, with a smug expression on his face.

"Hahaha"

The passengers burst into laughter.

What is there to be proud of? You still give people a thumbs up, it's really immoral and smoking!

Hearing this, everyone became more and more interested in this stand-up comedy.

Many people have only heard the counterpart when they listen to cross talk before, and few people have heard stand-up, so they didn't expect it to be so interesting!

The most important thing is that Qin Feng's jokes are novel! No one has ever heard it, let alone known it, and when you hear it, you are immediately fascinated!

Looking at the increasingly excited expressions of the passengers, Qin Feng was also very happy, obviously, this stand-up comedy had caught everyone's ears.

It's inevitable to think about it, this is the story of the four famous books of the previous life, although I have made slight changes, but it does not affect the integrity of the story, there is no doubt about it! Can it not be attractive?

He chuckled softly and continued his performance:

"Come to the door, on the night of the candles in the cave room, Pan Jinlian took a look, oops! Living with such a person for the rest of my life, I can be regarded as asking for my own life.

But there is no way, both parents are dead and I am left alone, if you don't follow him, who are you with, just make a living, every day Pan Jinlian makes noodles with the family, makes cooking cakes, and Uncle Wu picks and chooses to go out and sell them"

When the passengers in the cabin heard this, they all began to grieve for Pan Jinlian, and their fate was indeed too tragic.

Especially those female passengers, they are very sympathetic to Pan Jinlian.

Qin Feng's spirit was shocked, and he gave a thumbs up and said:

"Hmmm! Wu Song came back and walked into the house, Pan Jinlian was stupid at the time, when she saw Wu Song, she was surprised, like pouring cold water on her head and holding ice in her arms, oops! It's so beautiful!

You said that they are also brothers, one like this, a hero; One like that, a cookcake seller. How can the formula of the same sibling be different? If I can live with Wu Song, I will come to life in vain."

When saying this, Qin Feng gestured with both hands high and low, showing the comparison between Wu Song and Wu Da very vividly to everyone.

Coupled with the vivid language, everyone suddenly thought of such a picture.

A peerless beauty, standing in front of a masculine and mighty hero, a three-inch Ding withered bark, but this three-inch Ding is the husband of a peerless beauty.

Suddenly, there was a feeling that the world was so unfair in everyone's hearts, a beautiful woman should be a hero, why did she marry a three-inch ding?

And hearing Qin Feng's last words, everyone was even more surprised.

"It won't be that my brother-in-law and sister-in-law have an adultery, right? That's too dirty, and it also damages Wu Song's heroic image! “

With such a question, everyone stared at Qin Feng and waited eagerly for the following.

The climax is rising!

"One day, it snowed heavily, Wu Dalang picked out to sell goods and didn't come back, Wu Erlang came back, uncle and sister-in-law sat and drank, Pan Jinlian poured a glass of wine, took a sip of herself, and handed it to Wu Song, saying: Uncle, if you are interested, dry my cup of residual wine.

Wu Song was in a hurry at that time, ah! This can't be done, this can't be done, because you are my sister-in-law, not to mention that you are a bad person to do this.

I'm a very upright person, I'm a pure person, I'm a person who is detached from low tastes. It can't be like this, it's not difficult for a person to do a good deed, but it's difficult to do a good deed for a lifetime."

The last few sentences Qin Feng said solemnly according to his chest, just like talking about himself.

"Hahaha"

Everyone started laughing.

"What's the matter? Can you catch it? ”

"I'm laughing to death, this kid's brain circuit is definitely different from normal people, a scene where a sister-in-law hooks up with a brother-in-law is mixed up by his next few sentences, and the taste completely changes, and I don't know how I thought of this?"

"Don't you see? This kid's next few sentences seem to be boasting about himself! ”

"The skin is too thick, such words can be used to boast about themselves, it's simply invincible"

……

"Giggles"

Liu Yan also couldn't stop laughing.

She understands Qin Feng too well, and in the last paragraph, he is not only praising Wu Song in cross talk, but also praising himself in disguise!

The laughter dropped slightly, and Qin Feng immediately raised one arm and shouted:

Pan Jinlian's tears are falling: learn from Wu Song!

"Hahaha"

Another burst of laughter.

"Bah---!"

A loud boo echoed throughout the cabin.

Everyone was amused, it was so exciting!

Qin Feng himself laughed a few times there, then raised his hand and pointed outward, and continued to perform:

At that time, Wu Song kicked the door and left, Pan Jinlian sat there crying, and after a while, Uncle Wu came back from work and said What's wrong with you? Why do you cry like this?

Pan Jinlian was very angry, and she couldn't say: I seduced your brother, he is not always happy, you can find a way"

"Hahaha"

Laughter rang out incessantly.

"Can't say that. Your brother, he molests me! Alas! Uncle Wu shook his head, no, impossible! I understand my brother, he's not that guy. Having said that, from now on, Pan Jinlian will hate Wu Song in her heart."

"That's right, heroes should be like this, but Pan Jinlian is really hateful, how can she seduce her brother-in-law!"

Hearing this, the passengers gradually developed a sense of hostility and began to sympathize with Wuda.

And Pan Jinlian has been labeled as a water-based poplar flower at this time.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed outward.

"After a few more days, Yanggu County has a little business trip, and Wu Song is sent to other places, and there are only two people left at home, Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian."

"Gotcha! This is the rhythm of the accident! ”

Every passenger heard the smell, obviously Pan Jinlian was going to have a big incident here! (To be continued.) )