Chapter 9, Dog Fairy
"Wait! That's not right!" Guan Xichen looked at the bidding of these dogs, and suddenly reacted, "Hey, what kind of Abira 1999! Are these the number of dogs that want to support me to occupy the earth? Why are there fewer and fewer dogs?"
"Oh, the dogs, why are you so stupid? Give you fewer dogs, the better. The few are elites, they are strong, a dog with only one leg can destroy the sky, and a dog with one leg can burn the sea, compared with those useless little soldiers, are you willing to ask for a dog or 10,000 dogs?" Anubis 1999 looked at Guan Xichen like a mentally retarded person.
"You say so well and reasonably, I don't even want to deal with you!" Guan Xichen pursed his lips and continued to watch the auction, he now hoped to give his dog as few as possible.
"I'm out of fifty!!"
"Damn, what's so good about this planet! Is it worth your blood? Lao Tzu is twenty!"
"Ten!"
"Nine!"
"Eight!"
"Seven!"
"Six!"
"Five!"
"Four!"
"Three!"
"Two !!!"
"Two! once!" "Two! twice!" "Two! three times!"
"Smack!!" Anubis 1999 didn't know when he took out a wooden hammer and struck it with a crisp sound.
"The supporter of the single dog to death is Count Stalang!The bid price is two dog fairies! Now please sign the agreement, if this single dog fails to rule this planet, then the two dog fairies will be confiscated! If this single dog rules this planet, then the XXOO10086 planet and the single dog will become the domain and property of Count Stalran!" Anubis 1999 declared loudly.
"Count Stalang is really domineering!"
"Damn, you're rich!"
"But an upstart!"
"I don't understand anything, I actually used two dog fairies to bid for this single dog, it's not worth it!"
"I don't think this single dog is stupid, but this planet is good! Give a hundred Mahayana peak dogs to the sky!"
"Count Stafford won the lottery two days ago, this is showing off!"
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There was a lot of noise in the audience.
After that, the two kobolds came to Guan Xichen's side. One male and one female, wrapped in white robes. These are the two dog fairies sent by Shi Dalang.
"Die, my lord, we will defend your dignity and honor to the death, and protect your life and body!" the two dog immortals bowed to Guan Xichen.
"What about the cultivated adults who said they were good, could it be a dog-headed human body!?" Guan Xichen was very dissatisfied.
"Okay! Good luck!" Anubis 1999 said at the end, and then opened the hatch of the flying saucer, and directly threw Guan Xichen and the two dog fairies out.
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"Ahh
"Ahh
Guan Xichen suddenly turned his head in astonishment and looked at the side, the two so-called dog immortals were even more messy than him in the air, like people struggling deep under the water.
"Hey, I said, aren't you dog fairies, can't you fly!?" Guan Xichen said disdainfully.
"Oh, yes, it's still the lord's wisdom!" the two dog fairies suddenly came to their senses, and immediately calmed down, and their bodies were suspended in the air.
"Hey!!Help me, save me!" Guan Xichen still landed like a meteorite, and saw that the two dog immortals were actually suspended in the air and did not move, and shouted loudly.
"Ah, my lord, we are here!" The two dog immortals seemed to be a little sluggish, and they were stunned for a moment before they quickly fell towards Guan Xichen.
Guan Xichen was grabbed by two dog immortals, and then staggered and landed downward.
When Guan Xichen fell to the ground, he found that the trees around him were all withered, the dead leaves were flying, and the autumn wind swept away the fallen leaves.
However, Guan Xichen is different now from before, and now he has two dog fairy-level thugs by his side, so his mother no longer has to worry about being beaten.
Three dogs stand on top of a mountain peak and look out over the endless mountains.
"Go, my men, rule the planet!" Guan Xichen raised a dog's leg and pointed forward, quite domineering towards Fang Xuan.
"This ...... We can't!" said the male dog fairy.
"Hmm!?No!?Are you eating dry food?Didn't you say that you can destroy the sky with one leg and burn the sea with one leg?How can you rule the earth yet!?" Guan Xichen turned his head angrily.
"My lord, according to Article 13323 of the Holy Emperor Dog Clan's Convention, the following dogs given by the supporters of any planet that are colonized and invaded by single dogs cannot replace single dogs!
"What!? Since you can't use such a powerful strength, then you have to have eggs!" Guan Xichen was extremely sad, his grand ambitions and lofty ideals had collapsed at this moment.
"My lord, we have been sent to follow you to protect you and guide you to become rulers in truth. What is the use of the two of us becoming rulers instead of us becoming rulers?!The key is to make you stronger!" The female dog fairy said softly, and her voice was very good, like a fairy.
"Okay!" Guan Xichen nodded, "That's right, didn't you say that cultivating immortals can transform into humans? Why can't your dog's head become human?"
"It's okay! It's just that it's not good to turn into a human in the spaceship!" the female dog fairy finished speaking, and suddenly a white holy glow bloomed outside her body, and she suddenly turned into a beautiful woman.
The robe worn by the female dog fairy has also changed, and it has become a white beautiful light gauze dress. The skirt is swaying, the black hair is like a waterfall, the beautiful eyes are flowing, the lips are red and the teeth are white, she is simply a peerless beauty.
"It's so beautiful!" Guan Xichen was stunned and drooled.
"The lord looks at me!" The male dog fairy also flashed with the same brilliance, turning into a beautiful man, holding a folding fan in his hand and a bun on his head, like an ancient.
"So handsome!" Guan Xichen turned his head to look at the male dog fairy, and his saliva flowed longer.
"Your lordship, you're hard!" the female dog fairy suddenly teased.
"Ahem! normal physiological reaction!" Guan Xichen was a little embarrassed, as a dog, he didn't wear pants.
"Hey, I haven't introduced ourselves to my lord yet!, my name is Snoya!" said the she-goo-fairy.
"My name is Snoopy!" said the male dog fairy.
"Okay! Now tell me, what should I do to become a human?" Guan Xichen was most concerned about at the moment.
"Of course it's cultivation!" Snoopy said.
"Yes, starting with the foundation building period at the bottom," Snoya said.
"Then let's start!" Guan Xichen couldn't wait.
"Obey the lord's orders!" The two dog immortals bent down to Guan Xichen and saluted, and then led Guan Xichen to the dense forest, finding an open and quiet area, and they began to teach Guan Xichen the method of cultivating immortals.