Chapter 8, Die for a Single Dog
"Don't talk yet, I will solve all the doubts in your heart for you. Now, you close your eyes first!" The kobold, who was wearing a large number of medals, walked down from the throne, walked in front of Guan Xichen, and touched Guan Xichen's dog's head.
Guan Xichen obediently closed his eyes, followed by the kobold's eloquent voice.
"My name is Anubis 1999, and I am the president of the Elder Church of the Holy Emperor Dog Clan and the head of the Sacrifice. You may not understand this position, but it's awesome anyway!
"Now tell me who you are. You are not a human in the first place, but you were injected into the human ** through the high-tech means of our dog clan. You have the blood of the Holy Emperor of our clan in your body, and you can be regarded as an imperial prince. The purpose of your existence is to rule this planet codenamed XXOO10086, Chinese name is Earth, English name is earth, dog name, twitter trumpet.
"Don't get excited now, don't raise all your questions and confusion, let me take my time.
"As the colonial ruler of this XXOO10086 planet sent by our dog clan, you are a single dog. Well, a single dog means that you are not allowed to mate with females on this planet. Because you have the blood of the Holy Emperor flowing in your body, your genes cannot be defiled.
"Your code name is Single Dog No. 748, the Chinese name is to die, the English name is qersibra, and the dog's literary name is 叽里呱叽叏呱."
"Okay!how about it?, do you understand it now!?" said the kobold, turning back to his throne.
"What do you mean!, I was originally a dog!?" Guan Xichen was shocked, and his eyes turned into goldfish.
"Yes, the code name is to die, you are a dog!The Great Holy Emperor Bloodline, a single dog of colonial rule!" The kobold sat on the throne and looked at Guan Xichen with a smile.
"Bullshit!" Guan Xichen was furious, "You strange dogs, hurry up and restore me to my original human appearance!"
"No! that's who you are!" the kobold still smiled.
"Nima, hurry up and turn me back, or I'll bite you to death!" Guan Xichen grinned and made a shock look.
The kobold stretched out his hand and waved at Guan Xichen, and suddenly a light appeared, and then Guan Xichen was shrouded in a blister-like barrier, unable to break free no matter what.
"Die to the ignorant codename! you can't change that fact, so go with it!" the kobold reassured.
Guan Xichen struggled for a while, and there was really no choice, so he had to nod: "Okay!
"Lord Elder, Chief Priest, Weichen has something to report!" Suddenly, a kobold walked up to Anubis 1999 and said in his ear.
"Say!" Anubis 1999 spat out a word.
"Returning to the Elder Elder and Master of Sacrifices, this is ...... This single dog code name is to die, he ...... He doesn't have a tail!!" replied the kobold.
"Fuck you!" Anubis 1999 gave the kobold a mouthful.
"Lord Elder, Chief Priest and Chief Priest!!" The kobold man suddenly crawled to the ground, "As everyone knows, only the Holy Emperor has no tail, and now this single dog has no tail to die, the so-called one mountain cannot tolerate two tigers, and one country cannot have two kings." This...... A real bad omen!"
"Nonsense! This is a good omen!!Get down!" Anubis 1999 was furious, stretched out his hand, and suddenly a crack appeared in the space in front of him, directly throwing the kobold who was prostrate on the ground into it.
Subsequently, Anubis 1999 looked at Guan Xichen with a kind face: "Die for a single dog! In order to facilitate your domination of the XXOO10086 planet, now I will give you new skills!"
"Hmm, what skill!?" Guan Xichen stuck out his tongue, feeling extremely unhappy in the reality that he was a dog.
"Look!!" Anubis 1999 stretched out his hand and waved it into the air, and suddenly a holographic projection appeared in the space in front of Guan Xichen.
There are hundreds of options on the holographic projection, which are written "Cultivating Immortals", "Ninja Dao", "Martial Arts", "Technology", "Witchcraft", and "Mutation......
"What do you mean!?" Guan Xichen asked.
"This is the way you will choose to rule the planet. Cultivating immortals is to absorb the aura of heaven and earth through cultivation, and then become immortals, using various immortal techniques, of course, you need to recite some mantras. Ninja is actually similar, using chakra to gather power, and then casting handprints to complete ninjutsu for attack or defense. Martial arts are the power of the body. Science and technology are high-tech armed forces. Witchcraft is demagogy and the like......" Anubis 1999 patiently explained one by one.
"Stop...... You said that cultivating immortals!?Can you make me an adult?" Guan Xichen's eyes suddenly flashed, and he looked a little expectant.
"Uh...... Well, yes!" Anubis 1999 nodded.
"Then choose this!" Guan Xichen decided.
"Okay!" Anubis 1999 stretched out his hand and pointed at Guan Xichen, and a fine light shot into Guan Xichen's eyebrows.
"That's it!?" Guan Xichen asked.
"Alright!" Anubis 1999 nodded.
"Why don't I feel anything at all, but I still don't know how to cultivate, I don't know how to immortal!" Guan Xichen looked helpless.
"What's the hurry, where there is a dog that can become an immortal and a god at once. That's not something that comes from step-by-step down-to-earth cultivation!"
"it, then how long do I have to cultivate? The key thing is that I can't cultivate!"
"Don't worry, we're all prepared, and we'll arrange an instructor for you!"
"Okay!"
Seeing that Guan Xichen was calm, Anubis 1999 clapped his palms and "snapped" twice, and then there was a kobold who opened a huge curtain next to him.
After the golden curtain opened, behind the curtain there was a huge circular seating field, in which thousands of kobolds sat like the spectators of the World Cup football stadium.
"Crackling!" saw the curtain open, and there was a thunderous applause.
Guan Xichen found that these alien dogs were really high-tech, and there was a huge holographic projection reflected in the air, and the projection reflected Guan Xichen and Anubis 1999.
"Alright!!Elder don't get excited!!Now please bid!How many dogs do you decide to use to support the single dog to die?Go to die, choose to cultivate immortals!" Anubis 1999 waved his hand downward, and the applause immediately stopped.
"I'll give 10,000!!" a kobold in a robe held up a sign with a holographic projection showing the kobold's face, code name, and 10,000 numbers.
"Ninety-nine hundred and ninety-nine!!" another kobold's message replaced the previous dog.
"Nine thousand!"
"Eight thousand!"
"A thousand!!"
"Don't fight, I'm optimistic about this single dog, I'll give five hundred!"
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The audience burst into flames, and all the dogs were excited, as if they were watching the World Cup, and every bid was filled with applause and cheers that sounded like a world wave.