Chapter 173: Pig Riding Taoist
After this big white pig demon narrowly dodged the knife, it didn't stand stupidly, it roared, twisted its fat butt and rushed in the direction of Tianshi Zhang, it seemed to recognize that it was going to chase the beauty, and didn't care about me at all!
Watching the rabbit spirit and the pig demon leave me one after another, being forgotten and ignored like a transparent person, I suddenly felt a little sour in my heart: Why...... Why do this to me?
Heavenly Master Zhang Zheng ran to my right rear, took a few breaths, found a flat strange rock and wanted to sit down and rest, and when he saw this situation, he immediately pouted:
"This girl is kind and kind to her subordinates, it's endless? Why are you standing stupidly, stupid hat, hurry up! I'll eat something first!"
After saying that, she took out a few pieces of jerky from her pocket and threw them into her mouth, completely handing over the monster that came to me.
Auntie, don't you know how to fly? How good it is to fly in the air at this time, eat your jerky with peace of mind, and save me from worrying about you being scraped.
I thought to myself.
Jerky?
Thinking of this, I suddenly had a strange thought: these monsters are chasing after Heavenly Master Zhang Reluctantly, in addition to the fact that she is a woman, will there be a jerky factor?
Rabbits and pigs are considered domestic animals, and they are vegetarians, so they should not be interested in jerky!
Hey, forget it!
Why do you want to do so much, it's serious to quickly kill demons and eliminate demons!
The rabbit spirit is small and agile, and after a few breaths, he ran to the front of the Heavenly Master, I broke off, and the knife in my hand slashed at it again, and at the same time, the other hand also condensed the knife, slashing at the pig demon running behind.
"That's right, it's going to make a double knife hehehe. โ
Heavenly Master Zhang said with a smile.
I was about to say a few words of modesty, when I saw that the rabbit spirit actually braked suddenly, but the pig demon suddenly accelerated sharply, and the two brake knives were slashed in the air.
The rabbit spirit is very smart, it stunned its ears and paused for a moment, and then a jump jumped onto the body of the pig demon, sat on the pig's head and continued to rush towards Heavenly Master Zhang.
"Hahaha stupid hat, look, these two monsters are quite interesting, and they actually know how to join forces!"
Heavenly Master Zhang pointed to the strange combination of the two monsters and smiled.
I was a little depressed when I heard it, they are smart? Doesn't that mean I'm stupid?
No, you can't spend it with them anymore, otherwise your old face will be lost.
Just when I wanted to cast the Mixed Yuan Heavenly Step, the old man trafficker's scolding suddenly came from behind me:
"Dare to grab Neidan with Lao Tzu,! Xiao She, you go around to it, let's catch turtles in an urn!"
I quickly turned my head to see the vanished weasel lying on the corpse of the toad I had put down.
The weasel is small and is pulling the stomach of the big toad with his head down, and his sharp claws are turning rapidly, bringing up a piece of flesh droplets!
Sure enough, it's a monster, and he doesn't even let go of his own demon death, it's ferocious!
Master She's nephew was obedient, obediently walked to the side, holding a gossip mirror in his hand, and cautiously faced the weasel.
The Bagua Mirror has the effect of driving away evil spirits and destroying delusions, and when encountering ghosts, it will release yang energy from the mirror, and weak ghosts will be burned to death as soon as they are exposed to yang energy.
But the weasel in front of him is a demon, big brother, you can take a brick better than this mirror......
However, with the elderly traffickers taking care of them, there shouldn't be any problems.
I thought.
Still silently reciting the Mixed Yuan Dao Decision as planned, stepping on the Big Dipper Seven Star Bugang, I stepped into the space crack again!
"Heaven is clear, and righteousness lasts forever. Wait for the monsters to be unhealthy and cultivate, in order to transform into a form and seek a positive result, and they dare to appear and disturb the world, and they will be captured without restraining their hands!"
In the midst of the loud shouts, I had already drilled out of the crack in the void and stood firmly in front of Celestial Master Zhang.
The scene still has to be spoken, especially in front of Heavenly Master Zhang.
The running pig demon saw me suddenly appear, and suddenly came to a sudden stop on all fours. Then a pair of simple pig eyes went straight up, thinking that it was to communicate with the rabbit spirit.
The rabbit spirit was also frightened by my teleportation, and it almost stood up with its impatience on its forelimbs, and then humanly scratched the coarse hair behind the pig demon's ears, as if urging the pig demon to continue to rush over.
The pig demon rolled his eyes and rushed at me Nunu with a pig's mouth of more than a foot, which probably means: There are masters here, and they are still rushing?
The rabbit spirit opened its three-petal mouth, and a pair of forelimbs scratched harder, and even bit the fat ears of the pig demon.
The pig demon hesitated for a moment to look at me again, and then shook his head resolutely, with a cowering face.
The rabbit spirit stared at the Heavenly Master and was anxious, and the nest of coarse hairs behind the pig's ears was almost wiped off by it, but the pig demon still insisted on his opinion and didn't dare to come hard.
Seeing the very humane performances of these two monsters, somehow, I suddenly remembered a cartoon I watched - "Sheriff Black Cat"!
There's a bad rat in thereโan ear.
This thing is extremely cunning and deceitful, every time it plots a conspiracy behind the scenes, but it doesn't show its head, only makes the eagle and the wolf rush in front, once the situation is wrong, it is the first one to escape.
The rabbit spirit in front of him has some "one ear" demeanor, and he didn't dare to step forward, so he used the pig as a meat shield, what a - cunning rabbit!
I waved my long knife, which made the pig demon shrink his neck in fright, and said again:
"Nian'er and the others are all domestic animals...... Uh, this, this, it's herbivores. โ
I cleared my throat and said:
"Ahem...... I don't know how many years it takes to cultivate spiritual wisdom, and it is not easy to practice, is it child's play! It is better to retreat quickly, I ...... I'll let you go!"
Heavenly Master Zhang laughed when he heard it in the back, maybe he laughed at me for being inliterate, maybe he laughed at me for actually preaching to the pig and the cunning rabbit.
After listening to my words, the rabbit spirit turned his big eyes, not only stood up to look at the weasel behind me, but also turned his head to glance in the direction of the giant gate, swaying between left and right, revealing a look of coercion or helplessness.
The pig demon under it was calm, just hummed back a few steps, and the pig nose even sniffed at the ground, as if trying to steal the air to find food......
At this moment, Heavenly Master Zhang behind him suddenly asked a question that I didn't expect, and she said crisply:
"Hey silly hat, how old are you?"
For a moment, my mind went blank......
I'm collecting demons here, auntie, grandma, you don't cheer on and be a cheerleader, why are you still idle and chatting about the sky?
But after reacting, I didn't dare to refute, so I had to answer honestly:
"I'm going to be seventeen, what's wrong?"
"Seventeen, Sixteen......"
Heavenly Master Zhang lowered his head and muttered, "Then you are the Eighty-Three Pig, right?"
Somehow, I suddenly felt that something was wrong.
"Well, eighty-three years is a pig, what do you mean......"
Heavenly Master Zhang didn't say anything, I was about to turn around and ask again, when I saw two small black shadows being thrown out of the body, and they landed exactly in front of the pig demon!
This is...... Jerky!!!
I'm stupid Chinese!
This is...... Feed the pigs?
And the next moment something even more confused appeared: I saw the pig demon approaching the dried meat in the fog and sniffing it, sniffing it, and then the pig's mouth grinned - and ate it!!
In this world, even pigs have opened meat?
That's the first thought that pops into my mind.
"Yo ho, I really ate it! Could it be that this Heavenly Master guessed correctly?"
Heavenly Master Zhang jumped off the strange stone lightly, walked to my side and looked at the pig demon who was munching on jerky.
Seeing me looking at her, Heavenly Master Zhang wiped his hands and said:
"Didn't you just stop them......? Didn't you do a sideflip!"
"Later, when they didn't pay attention to you and ran at me, I thought: Are they chasing something from me?"
I said secretly: Then maybe these two demons are male, and it is an instinctive reaction to chase the mother!
"Look at the pig, it was sniffing around like it was looking for something to eat! It seems that this girl guessed right, they are just hungry!"
Heavenly Master Zhang clapped his hands excitedly, happy like a child.
I don't think so, you should be visiting the flower and bird market!
This is a monster from the demon refining pot, do you know the monster!
"Come on, come on, little bunny!"
Suddenly, the Celestial Master raised his hand and threw a black shadow at the rabbit spirit.
The black shadow is still jerky, the kind of large pieces of jerky produced in the northwest desert.
Auntie, rabbits eat grass and vegetables......
I thought with a wry smile.
However, things often go unexpected!
saw the black shadow fall like a parabola towards the rabbit essence, and the rabbit essence immediately stood up, and its forelimbs joined the object, and hurriedly held it towards the jerky......
A rabbit, a pig.
The two monsters from the pitch-black giant gate, the demon refining pot, were both gnawing on the jerky at this time, and this strange scene and the oppressive dark environment on the left and right could not be connected......
"Aha, eat hee hee hee!"
Heavenly Master Zhang's heart immediately germinated, clapping his hands and jumping and laughing.
Hey, no work ethic wow!
Demon wow, you are demon wow! Even if you are hungry, you have to find blood food to eat, how can you sink into depravity and degenerate to eat "food that comes from you"?
The legend and majesty of the ancient demon have been lost by you......
I sighed, feeling sorry for the Queen Mother of the West.
"Ahem!"
At this time, Heavenly Master Zhang coughed lightly, and his pretty eyes turned to me with sparkling eyes.
"You belong to the pig and I belong to the rat, although there is still a gap between the rabbit and the mouse...... But this girl doesn't pick it either!Just, you pig and me, let's take a pet together!!"
Finally, I finally knew why she had asked me about my affiliation......
Pet?
It seems that this aunt really thinks this is a flower and bird market, and picks a pet!
"Hee-hee-hee...... Hahaha...... The left-handed rabbit and the right-hand dragon, while touching the fluffy little rabbit, while leading the dragon to swagger through the market, wahahahaha-this is the style of the heavenly master of the new era!"
The Celestial Master opened his eyes and read with little stars, and I was about to cry before I knew it!
You've picked ...... What about me?
Auntie!
With the combination of dragons and pigs, you will not be tired of collecting ghosts...... Why don't you have a pig in your left hand and a dragon in your right hand?
No way!
Lao Tzu's first pet must not be a pig! and it must not be a big white pig!
I twitched the corners of my mouth and flatly refused:
"No, no, you're a cute fluffy bunny, I'm ...... What's the matter with me holding a pig?
Heavenly Master Zhang Qiao's eyes widened, and he said to me like an idiot:
"You're stupid! If I hold a rabbit, you will hold a pig, I don't know how to ride it...... Hee-hee-hee-hee, there's only you in the world!!"
My face is black, if I didn't have scruples about not being able to beat her, I would have been slapped and served!
"That's it!"
Heavenly Master Zhang said firmly, "You belong to a pig, just join forces and match pigs and pigs! If you don't do it, be careful that this girl loses her temper!"
I......
I looked at her stark eyes, and finally lowered my head in humiliation......
When Heavenly Master Zhang saw that I agreed, his eyes smiled like half a moon, his face flushed with excitement, and he clapped his hands and wanted to hold the two monsters.
By the way, you guessed right!
But if you want someone to be a pet, then you have to be willing!
Fortunately, there is still salvation!
I thought to myself secretly glad, silently breathing out of my sullen breath.
But the ideal is beautiful, but the reality is - cruel!
I don't know if it's the charm of Heavenly Master Zhang, or the effect of those two pieces of jerky, the rabbit spirit saw her approaching, and when she got closer, she was indifferent!
It wasn't until the Heavenly Master Zhang Yi took the half-human-sized rabbit down from the pig's body that I thought miserably: Could it be that I really can't escape the fate of the pig-pig match?
Heavenly Master Zhang excitedly touched the rabbit spirit's head a few times, and muttered in his mouth:
"It's smooth, smooth and soft, it's so comfortable...... It's just that I'm bigger, and I don't look good in my arms. โ
A strange thing happened, the rabbit spirit seemed to understand, and after the long-eared move, the rabbit's body shrank sharply at a speed visible to the naked eye, until it was smaller than an ordinary rabbit!
Heavenly Master Zhang shouted excitedly again, picked up the rabbit essence and turned it in a circle, and there was another stroking and pinching, and motherhood was overflowing.
I was looking down to mourn my tragic fate, when I suddenly felt my legs move lightly, and when I looked up, I saw that the big white pig demon had come to me at some point, and was gently arching my legs with his mouth......