I grabbed the hen as soon as I reached out, and with the other hand I was ready to make a gesture to choke the thing by the neck, and there was a cat (I always thought it was a wild cat).

As soon as the hen was off the ground, she saw that the thing also stood up, leaving only two hind legs and a large long tail outside.

I'm surprised at this time, what, not stealing eggs?

I changed the position and looked again, only to see that this thing was holding the hen's ass and drilling straight in, and at this time, the chicken ass was bleeding out of the skin!

Later, the weasel was chased away by me.

And the hen was stewed by us that night.

When the old trafficker came back and heard about it, he told me that it was a weasel and that he especially liked to eat chicken.

It is agile and silent, often sneaking behind the chicken to attack, first biting off the two claws and wings of the chicken so that it cannot run, and then digging the chicken's buttocks.

If the situation allows, it will be eaten on the spot, and the unfinished food will be packed back as a takeaway.

If it is dangerous, it will drag the chicken away or hide it and return to eat it when it is safe.

This is the first time I've encountered a weasel, and after listening to its alternative attack methods, I still have some admiration: smart, ferocious, and perfectly inherited the anal digging method of the second African brother!

But another scene of stealing chickens surprised me even more!

It was late in the evening, and the chickens were all returning to their cages on time, but I was about to close the coop when I found that one was missing.

It's not that I'm careful, it's that I've been careful since I was attacked by a weasel last time, and I have to count the chicken coop every day to feel at ease.

If there is one less chicken, this thing is neither big nor small.

The source of income for me and the old traffickers basically depends on going out to take orders, which is what folk Taoist priests do.

For example, the soul of the dead in the white affair is transcended, the soul of the frightened child is called, the old house in the mountains is exorcised from ghosts and evil spirits, etc., and even some miscellaneous items such as visiting the good fortune of feng shui, pointing out the location of the yin house and the yang house, and even reading the fortune telling of the eight characters.

According to the division of the three professions, Dingmen, who was not good at life, divination, and physiognomy, could not engage in the daily work of these folk Taoist priests, so wasn't it robbing others of their jobs?

But there is no way, Xiangxi is already poor, and we live in the depths of the mountains, so there is basically nothing else to do except these miscellaneous items!

In this way, in order to save money for the source of life, even if it is a chicken and a field, we will keep it firmly.

When I noticed that there were fewer chickens, I searched around the hillside behind the house where the chickens were stocked, and it was not until it was getting dark that I found the chicken!

After dark, the average chicken will no longer run around, and even walking is a little difficult, which I believe friends who have stayed in the countryside know.

But when I found the missing chicken, it was walking forward with a muffled voice, and it was walking in a very strange way!

At that time, the first guess in my mind was: Could it be that this chicken will also be evil?

Unlike the first time the weasel pulled out the anus, this chicken seemed to move freely, although it was silent, but it was still running.

After dispelling the guesses in my head, I wanted to go up and drive the chickens back to the coop or grab them back.

But I was stunned before I got closer!

The chicken was not walking fast or slow, and even felt a little heavy in his body.

If you look closely, you can see that something is sticking to the back of the chicken, tightly wrapped around the chicken's neck, and a big tail like a squirrel keeps whipping the chicken's buttocks!

This strange scene almost made me scream, and I almost picked up my unskilled evil qi to go forward to exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts......

Fortunately, I held back in time, this evil spirit is going to be grasped, but I'm afraid that I won't even be able to drink chicken soup, and I won't even have a single chicken feather left!

So, without saying a word, I followed the strange chicken for a while, and it was not until it came to a flat ground that I could fully see what was on the chicken's back.

No way, at that time, my use of evil qi was still in the passive activation stage, and I couldn't control its operation at all, let alone enhance my eyesight and physical fitness!

I found out that the weasel that escaped was still on the back of the chicken!

This guy bites the neck of the chicken tightly with his mouth, and its two forelimbs are wrapped around the front of the chicken's chest, and it is its big long tail that is smoking the chicken's butt!

The weasel "abused" our beloved native chicken in this bizarre and bizarre way, not only biting its neck to prevent it from crying out for help, but also using the weight of its body and the whipping of its tail to control the direction it was heading.

Is this still a fucking animal? Even if it is an old Chinese pastoral dog with a high IQ, there is no difference in the way and method of stealing chickens and even "transporting chickens"!

Later, this weasel, who would rather give up his life than give up his chicken, died at my hands and was stoned to death by me with a wooden stick I had picked up.

Jumping up to the Yellow Spring with it was the stupid chicken.

There's no way, I don't dare to use evil qi and don't know the Dao, so I can only smash and beat hard with my physical strength!

That night, the old man trafficker said to me with some excitement: Chen Yida, you said that we should do the Tao - weasel...... Stew chicken!

The folk have a lot of taboos against spiritual cunning people such as Wong Tai Sin and Huang Pizi, and even enshrine them on the wall and eat incense every day......

But for the lazy and taboo-free old way of the old man trafficker, everything can be stewed with chicken!

In fact, having said all this, I just want to express my curiosity and hatred for the weasel, this strange and intelligent animal.

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Behind the rabbit spirit and weasel chasing Heavenly Master Zhang is the largest and most bulky monster.

I didn't recognize it at first, because it was running in front of me, and it was always showing only a fat and huge ass, and its size completely blocked my view.

It wasn't until Celestial Master Zhang took the three fart demons in a semi-circle that I was surprised to find out: It turned out to be a pig!

Or it's more appropriate to call it a pig demon!

This running pig is quite fat, this is my first feeling.

Rabbit spirits and weasels are small animals no matter how they are said, even if they come from the giant gate of the demon refining pot, they still abide by the rules of biology in terms of size and stature, and they are petite and slender, which is recognizable at a glance.

But this fat pig is different: the fat pig butt that droops straight down, and the fat fat that rolls back and forth like waves in the belly during the run, are almost catching up with the pig in "Journey to the West"!

How does "Journey to the West" describe the pig just enough?

Oh yes:

The mouth is three feet long at the beginning, and the fangs are out of the silver nails. A pair of round eyes are like electricity, and the wind is squeezing in both ears.

The back of the head is long and lined with iron arrows, and the skin is rough and green. There are strange things in his hands, and the nine-toothed nails and palladium are all shocked.

This image, tsk tsk...... How simple and how simple, how thick and how coarse!

But the fat pig in front of me is still a little stronger than Wu Neng in terms of image:

There is no three-foot pig's mouth, but there is still a mouth. However, its pig body is not "rough and green", but "smooth and white".

As for the bristles like arrows, the coarse hair behind the ears and on the pig's head is not so exaggerated, at most - the bristles are like brushes!

Although the overall image is not as scary as the pig, in terms of body shape, I dare to say - it's about the same.

A rabbit and a pig, plus a weasel, these two small and large monster combinations were chasing Heavenly Master Zhang in a circle at this time, running along the aspect just now, but the nine-tailed demon disappeared again!

Although the Heavenly Master said it powerfully, what is not afraid of coming, is there any big deal to fight......

But judging from the route she ran, she is still a good heavenly master who cherishes life:

In order to try his best to protect the Miao and the girl who were fascinated by the illusion, Heavenly Master Zhang chose a place with many gaps to run.

And in order to let the big fat pig demon pass without hurting the innocent, she was still running at the same time, pushing or taking or kicking or pulling, and getting the victims who were blocking the road to the side!

Seeing me running closer, the Celestial Master Zhang sped up a little faster and shouted at me:

"I've handed it over to you, the Celestial Master is a little hungry, you can talk about it later!"

I couldn't cry or laugh, but after thinking about it, I felt normal:

Anyone hasn't eaten much since the cliff above the Ghost Gate was closed! Except for a piece of Artemisia poop when she joined Peniel, she didn't even salivate!

When it comes to Artemisia Baba, I can't help but taste it a little, there is a filling in Peniel's Artemisia Baba, and it is a bacon and garlic filling!

Take a bite into the soft and fragrant outer layer of glutinous rice, and you will eat some minced bacon full of sesame oil in your mouth, and even bite into the garlic seedlings soaked in wax oil to become soft!

Soft and creamy texture, slightly salty bacon and juicy garlic sprouts...... Incense, damn incense!!

Fortunately, the general's goods are not here, otherwise he would have pestered Peniel for a while, and he would not be willing to give up until he got the artemisia poop.

I was stunned for a second or two before I reacted, this is collecting demons and driving away ghosts, how do you remember to eat?

I shouted, "Rest for me," and landed in front of the rabbit spirit running at the front.

Without hiding or leaving my hands, I once again showed my forty-meter-long sword, and slashed down at the three monsters of different sizes that happened to be lined up!

The whereabouts of the Witch Gu True Monarch are unknown, and its purpose is also hazy and difficult to guess, plus the enchantment in mid-air is like, pulling monsters out one after another, we can't waste any more time.

Although the forty-meter-long knife did not weigh much in the hand, it could not hold up too long, and even if it was just a simple chopping action, it would take a little longer than a short knife and a short stick.

The knife slashed down, splitting the white mist on the ground like water, and also splitting the ground, leaving a knife mark about a few inches deep!

However, the three monsters were unscathed.

The leading rabbit spirit flashed to the side at the moment when the knife slashed, and with a slight turn of the rabbit eyes, he got an idea: continue to chase after the heavenly master Zhang who exudes a faint fragrance;

The weasel, who ran second, was more shrewd than the rabbit spirit, and as soon as the knife appeared, it reacted, changing course very quickly, and running into the darkness without reappearing;

And what surprised me the most was the big white pig demon, which actually made a tumbling work that shocked me!

Although it ran slowly and fell last, when the knife slashed, its pig's head slammed into a strange rock on the side of the road.

The boulder shattered with a clatter, bouncing off a force that tilted the pig's body to the other side, and at the same time, its huge body fell to the right with a bend of its right front leg, and its huge running momentum almost knocked it to the ground.

At this moment, the slashing knife was close to it.

Between the lightning and flint, the big white pig demon howled, and the half-fallen pig body twisted and crooked strangely.

I saw that it was like an airplane taking off, and the left front and rear limbs left the ground at the same time, and the pig body was brought to complete a very difficult rolling action for it, and finally landed safely!

I was dumbfounded, who said that pigs can't fly, the big white pig demon in front of me can simply apply for the animal acrobatic troupe, with its vigorous and tender white posture, I am afraid that it will get a nickname that moves the world - Flying God Pig!