"It's a good show!"

At the Spring Festival Gala and in front of the TV, countless people looked at the two people on the stage excitedly, waiting for them to bring joy to themselves and their family and friends. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Qin Feng and Lin Yang stood in their respective positions, and after a short pause, the performance began.

As soon as the applause stopped, Qin Feng immediately raised his left hand high and waved it upward, while shouting loudly:

"Hello friends on the third floor!"

Lin Yang smiled and stretched out his hand to stop it: "What eyes! There is no third floor, just the second floor."

Qin Feng glanced at it in surprise, then raised his right hand and waved it upwards and shouted:

"I didn't say it!"

Lin Yang stared at the beads of his eyes and raised his chin: "This is also shouting!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter erupted immediately.

"The laughter came so fast!

"Hahaha, it's so fun and interesting at the beginning"

……

In just the first two sentences, there was laughter and laughter at the scene and in front of the TV, and many people were admiring.

In the backstage main control room, several directors glanced at each other, and everyone was overjoyed.

The start is awesome! The scene is easy to deal with! This cross talk is no problem!

on stage.

Qin Fengzhi proudly raised his right hand again: "I'm very happy to stand here, I have a bit of a sense of reviewing the honor guard of the three armed forces."

Lin Yang snorted for a moment, and then asked in surprise, "How did you find this feeling?"

Qin Feng stretched out his hands under the Tang suit and sorted out his belt: "I'm very happy to see everyone, because we have also been ...... recently"

There was laughter again at the scene and in front of the TV.

Lin Yang frowned, raised his hand and pointed at Qin Feng's waist: "You tie this belt before you speak"

Qin Feng took out his hand and laughed a few times: "I'm busy, I'm here with everyone today, from the bottom of my heart, I'm very happy."

As he spoke, he raised his foot and stepped on the crosswood of the cross talk platform.

"Hahaha"

Another burst of laughter.

Lin Yang pointed to his leg and said, "Why is this person so fragmented! You take your leg off, don't speak so much on the stage."

Qin Feng looked at the audience and replied, "I'm used to it in the army."

"Hahaha"

Everyone burst out laughing.

"Just the way you look, don't discredit the troops!"

Lin Yang was dumbfounded, paused for a second, and immediately stared at Qin Feng's leg with wide eyes and said, "There will be such things coming out of the army!

The laughter grew louder and louder.

Qin Feng raised his hands and gestured: "When the drill was out, the soldiers were all standing, didn't the commander come over like this...... I tell you."

As he spoke, he slammed his feet on the platform again, making smoking movements, shaking and shaking, full of street gangsters.

Lin Yang pouted his teeth and frowned, "What kind of style is the commander?"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed at Lin Yang: "Our business is different from yours!"

Lin Yang suddenly smiled and said, "You are not from our line!"

Qin Feng shouted happily: "Bah——! that's right!"

Lin Yang smiled and said, "This is a good sound!

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter.

"Babbling ——!"

Then there was a huge boo.

Qin Feng smiled and raised his hand to point to the audience: "These are all soldiers I brought."

Lin Yang laughed twice, and then asked, "Not this pedestrian?"

Qin Feng rolled up his sleeves with a smile, and his body swayed from side to side: "I'm a military strategist, can you see it?"

Lin Yang shook his head in surprise: "I can't see it"

As soon as the words fell, Qin Feng immediately raised his left hand, rushed out with his palm, stomped his foot, and saluted a nondescript military salute in his ear.

"Hahaha"

All the audience were amused by his antics and laughter.

Lin Yang smiled and stretched out his hand to stop: "No!

Qin Feng immediately stretched out his right hand to his left ear, and came with a military salute like a monkey, and at the same time lifted his left leg, living like a Sun Dasheng.

"Hahaha"

All the audience at the scene and in front of the TV instantly laughed like crazy, and there were not a few who sprayed rice.

"It's funny, this thing is so good!"

"Isn't this the Monkey King!

"Sure enough, it's a hilarious cross talk, I guess I'll have to laugh a few crazy today!"

"It's so fun, I love Qin Feng to death"

……

Qin Feng's house.

My cousin and cousin were lying on the couch, dancing and laughing.

"My brother is so funny, he laughs at me"

"Oops! my stomach hurts from laughter."

The grandparents were smiling and rubbing their cheeks, and all the folds on their faces were opened!

Mom and Dad, aunts and uncles are in the same state, everyone leans forward and back.

"This bastard boy is too good at messing around!"

"Sister-in-law, your baby son can go to the movie, he can definitely win the actor!

……

Liu Yan's family.

"Hahaha, Mom, help me! I laughed so much that my intestines were wrenched!"

"It's so fun, Xiaoyan, your boyfriend is such a treasure!"

……

Lin Yang's house burst into laughter,......

Cong Shan's family also laughed deafeningly,......

Every Qin Feng and Lin Yang's friends, classmates, teachers, and all the other families who are watching the Spring Festival Gala are bursting with laughter at the moment.

On Weibo, Moments, forums, and websites, there is not a trace of discordant noise!

Everyone's eyes can't take their eyes off the TV screen at all, and they don't have much strength to complain and discuss!

Laughing is also a very physically demanding job!

……

on stage.

Lin Yang pointed to Qin Feng's right side with a smile: "Over there"

Qin Feng took his left hand and gestured the same Great Sage military salute in his right ear, and at the same time pouted Lin Yang: "Are you accurate?"

Lin Yang was stupid, looking at Qin Feng speechless!

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder and louder, and the audience beat their chests with laughter.

Qin Feng raised both hands flat, left hand in front of right hand, one eye closed, and made a posture of raising the gun to aim upward, which was extremely awkward and ugly.

"We have our rules, pong-"

Lin Yang smiled and raised his hand to point outward: "You usually practice target shooting?

The laughter continued, getting more and more violent.

Qin Feng then raised his right hand and made a pistol shooting motion, "——!", then blew at his index finger and made a gun insertion motion.

Lin Yang also stretched out his hand and made a gesture for a pistol: "Pistol!"

Qin Feng came to a lunge, "bang——!" his hands pulled back and forth, and made a slingshot posture.

Lin Yang's eyes widened and he asked in surprise, "Do you also practice the broken bow?"

"Hahaha"

The laughter burst out again.

Many people laughed unsteadily at the scene and in front of the TV.

"Laughing crazy, is there a military strategist who plays with a slingshot?"

"This thing has such a peculiar brain, how did you come up with this?"

"It's wonderful!

"I'm completely obedient to Qin Feng, this cross talk is simply joyful!"

……

Qin Feng nodded proudly: "Field battle!"

Lin Yang frowned and raised his chin, and pouted back directly: "What kind of field battle!

The decibels of laughter have once again climbed to a new peak.

Qin Feng smiled and said, "I'm a military strategist, don't you see it?"

Lin Yang shook his head with a smile: "No!

Qin Feng patted his chest and said smugly: "Lonely and unheard-of! Great military strategist! The world's most famous and great military wizard is me!"

Lin Yang replied in surprise: "Hey——! it's you!"

Qin Feng turned his head and looked at Lin Yang in surprise with wide eyes: "You don't know?"

Lin Yang shook his head: "I haven't heard of it!"

Qin Feng pursed his lips disdainfully: "Look at this thing! You have to read the newspaper, you have to buy a few catties of newspapers if you are fine!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter that had just stopped erupted again.

Lin Yang was stupid again, stared at the beads of his eyes and spread his hands, and asked incredulously: "Is this newspaper bought by catties?"

Qin Feng tapped the table with his hand: "Give a lot! You buy ninety-six years."

Lin Yang raised his hand in disbelief and pointed: "You are all in the expired newspapers?"

Qin Feng nodded: "There is news from us in the newspaper in the ninety-sixth year"

Lin Yang shook his hand: "I've read the newspaper, what do you mean?"

Qin Feng proudly stretched out his hand and pointed outward: "In the ninth and sixth years, these Dharma people from all over the world gathered together for a meeting!"

Lin Yang hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him: "Wait a minute! You wait a minute, the world is called the leader!"

Qin Feng turned his head to look at Lin Yang: "Guarding this bowl of tofu brains"

"Hahaha"

Laughter erupted, and everyone was amused again.

Lin Yang explained angrily: "You don't like that, you're the president."

Qin Feng suddenly understood, and closed his two hands to the middle: "These old generals!

Lin Yang raised his chin and said in surprise: "Old Tong!"

Qin Feng continued to explain: "Isn't the president the old commander! I plan to find some people who have prodigies in military affairs, train them in a unified manner, and choose them all over the world, and China will pick one person, and that is me!"

Lin Yang looked surprised: "You went!"

Qin Feng stretched out his fingers and picked his nose and said vaguely, "Pick a few people, you know!"

Lin Yang hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him in disgust.

"I can't pick you even if you're used to it, I'll tell you!"

Qin Feng asked puzzledly, "What's wrong?"

Lin Yang pointed to his nose: "You have to change it! Why are you so ......?"

As he spoke, he had a disgusted expression on his face.

Qin Feng said indifferently: "Are military strategists also human!"

As he spoke, his fingers continued to pick at his nose.

"Hahaha"

Burst into laughter, and the audience was completely amused.

"This thing is so good! it's disgusting to me."

"It's good that I haven't eaten, otherwise I would have been nauseated"

"It's such a good laugh"

"This is the most hilarious Spring Festival Gala laugh I've ever seen, unsurpassed!"

……

The Spring Festival Gala studio hall has been completely drowned out by laughter, and all Chinese are laughing along with this crosstalk.

Backstage of the Spring Festival Gala.

The members of the director team in the main control room also burst into laughter.

Although they had heard it many times, when they heard it again, everyone couldn't suppress their laughter and laughed wildly.

Every director is very happy, fortunately, there is such an opportunity in the final stage of the Spring Festival Gala, otherwise how could there be such a hilarious cross talk on the stage!

Choosing Qin Feng and Lin Yang's cross talk is undoubtedly a correct decision!

This hilarious cross talk will surely become a classic of this Spring Festival Gala, and it will also be loved by countless audiences.

What happened next also confirmed the idea of the director team.

"Bang ——!"

The door to the main control room was slammed open.

A staff member rushed in with a data sheet and shouted excitedly at the director team:

"Director Guan, Director Wei, directors, the temporary sampling ratings have exploded! Qin Feng and they have won the ratings championship of the previous Spring Festival Gala at the same time! And the data is still soaring!"

"What?"

The members of the director team all stood up excitedly.

Then everyone had a look of ecstasy on their faces.

"Great!" (To be continued.) )