Between Qin Feng and Lin Yang's teasing, the land of Shenzhou was full of laughter. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Many people only met Qin Feng today, and it was the first time to listen to Qin Feng's cross talk.

From "Journey to the West" in the morning to the current "Dream of the Western Expedition", Qin Feng let them see a new kind of cross talk.

It turns out that cross talk can be said like that! It's so hilarious!

This is completely different from those didactic crosstalk in the past, Qin Feng and Lin Yang stood on the stage with only one purpose, that is, to make everyone laugh and spend a happy Chinese New Year's Eve.

This is also what all the audience wants the most, no one wants to take an ideological education class on this day, everyone has only one thought in their hearts, and that is joy!

So from the moment Qin Feng and them stepped on the stage, the audience gave them the warmest applause and laughter, and the soaring ratings also strongly illustrated this point.

So far, this cross talk is the most popular program of the Spring Festival Gala!

……

On stage, the show continues.

Qin Feng smiled and put his hands in the middle: "Gather all these people together and find a suitable place to teach them a lesson."

Lin Yang nodded: "I still have to give a lecture!" ”

Qin Feng smiled and continued: "It's class, give us a lesson This teacher, American five-star General Corporal James, Zhan Ye!" ”

"Hahaha"

The hilarity exploded again.

"This kid is starting to talk nonsense again! It's hopeless! ”

Lin Yang was completely stupid, stunned for a second, and quickly stretched out his hand to stop: "Wait a minute!" Wait! Don't say it, this Zhan Ye is not Zhan Ye, let's not mention it first, this is all a general, why is it still a corporal? ”

Qin Feng glanced at Lin Yang with disdain, raised his hand and said, "Confused, you can't sell it in the market after the sauce is served!" ”

Lin Yang glared and said, "Okay!" Selling miso! ”

The laughter at the scene and in front of the TV was getting louder and louder, and there was joy everywhere.

Qin Feng smiled and continued to talk nonsense: "What are you doing selling sauce!" Teacher, it's all up in the morning, let's do the first."

Lin Yang asked curiously, "What are you doing?" “

Qin Feng gestured with both hands on his eyes: "Eye exercises"

"Hahaha"

The audience was going crazy with laughter.

"That's what the military strategists did! Funny! “

Lin Yang also laughed a few times: "I remembered it all"

Qin Feng raised his hands and gestured: "After practicing, stand up, Zhan Ye will take us to sing the school song together"

Lin Yang was surprised: "And the school song? ”

Qin Feng nodded and sang: "I want to take you to elope, run to the farthest town, I want to take you to elope, to be the happiest person, in the familiar ......"

The rock-flavored cappella came out of the stage and instantly drifted into the ears of every audience, and everyone's eyes lit up, so good! It tastes!

At this time, everyone remembered Qin Feng's other identity, he is also an excellent singer, and every song is very beautiful and beautiful! The lyrics are even better!

Lin Yang stretched out his hand to stop it: "Okay!" Stop singing, you've all eloped, who's going to train and fight? Corporal James teaches this, huh? ”

"Hahaha"

Burst into laughter again.

"Bang Bang Bang"

Immediately afterwards, applause thundered, and discussions rang out everywhere.

"Qin Feng's singing of these two sentences is really delicious, good!"

"I love Elopement! It's a pity he didn't finish the song."

"There's really no one else who has this gag skill!"

"It's so good at publicity, look at it, this song will definitely explode again!"

……

In fact, as some netizens thought, many people began to search for this song on the Internet as soon as the cross talk ended, which added some attention to Qin Feng.

on stage.

Qin Feng said disappointedly: "I have been studying for more than a year, and I disbanded on the spot after learning."

Lin Yang glared at his eyes and said in surprise: "After so much effort to learn, it will be disbanded when it is over?" ”

Qin Feng shook his head in frustration: "There is no unit that wants us!" How do you get this, let's disband it first. Find something to do first, and then come back to you when the world needs you. It's all scattered! ”

Lin Yang raised his hand and pointed outward: "It's all gone!" ”

Qin Feng laughed again, and said beautifully: "Later, something happened, a building in the United States was blown up by terrorists."

Lin Yang shook his head with a smile: "What's so beautiful about this!" ”

Qin Feng said with a smile: "It's blown up, the President of the United States is in a hurry!" Take gunpowder and eat 30 pounds a day! ”

"Hahaha"

Everyone burst into laughter.

"This product is not black Korea, it has changed to black and beautiful, it is really damaged!"

"Thirty pounds of gunpowder, laughing to death buddy"

"It's too bad, look at it, Lao Mei is going to be unlucky!"

"What an eye-opener today! There are such wonders in the world! “

……

Lin Yang smiled and shook his hand: "On taking medicine!" “

Qin Feng continued: "Look for it, find a military wizard." Lead troops to fight, catch these terrorists, the whole world is peaceful, where to find, it's hard to find"

Lin Yang nodded: "There are few talents"

Qin Feng continued to say seriously: "Finally, the President of the United States has a secretary named Wang Fugui"

Lin Yang's shocked eyes glared at the boss, and then he spread his hands and laughed and said, "Hey! This presidential secretary is called Wang Fugui? “

"Poof!"

Almost everyone laughed at the Spring Festival Gala and in front of the TV, and there were not a few who staggered.

"No! I'm going to die laughing, this thing is so good."

"Wang Fugui! The village chief's secretary! “

"I love this cross talk to death!"

"I don't have to watch the rest of the show, the laughter is seriously overdrawn"

……

Grandpa Qin Feng's house.

The family is staggering, the grandparents are laughing to tears, and the rest are laughing to death.

"My brother is so funny, I'm almost laughing and cramping"

"This is better than the single-talk "Journey to the West" in the morning, it can simply kill people!"

"After tonight, Xiaofeng will definitely be popular all over the country!"

"I've never seen Xiaofeng's cross talk like this!"

……

Liu Yan's family.

A family of three was already slumped in their seats laughing.

"Mom, I can't look at it anymore, my face will be stiff with a smile if I look at it again"

"I can't stop at all, this kid is really a living treasure!"

……

In front of every TV that plays the Spring Festival Gala, such things are happening, and laughter comes and goes.

The main control room of the Spring Festival Gala backstage.

The directors are even more excited, and the real-time monitoring data keeps coming, and it's all good news!

The ratings during this period are still soaring, and Qin Feng and Lin Yang are setting new records every second.

"These two boys are really on-the-spot, much better than what they said in the rehearsal!"

"Isn't it! It's a lot better than the time when I recorded the backup tape."

"Maybe it has something to do with the atmosphere! Two people are crazy! “

"Director Guan, you can consider letting them go to the Lantern Festival party!"

"It is necessary, if you don't let them go, it is estimated that the majority of the audience will not agree"

……

On stage, the two are still creating joy.

Qin Feng said solemnly:

"Yes, it's called Wang Fugui, he gave an idea, don't worry, now there is a great person in Beijing, Qin Feng, a military wizard, Wen can lift the pen to settle the world, Wu can go to the horse to set the world, go to the kang to know the girls, and the next kang to know the shoes"

Lin Yang pouted: "Hey! What kind of ability is this? “

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter rang out again, and everyone burst into laughter.

Liu Yan's face was flushed with shame, and she instantly stuck her head on the sofa pillow, giggling to death.

And her parents laughed while constantly looking at Liu Yan, could it be that her daughter has been won by this stinky boy!

Qin Feng's parents also laughed back and forth, and they couldn't support it!

College classmates, teachers, and friends also burst into laughter.

Qin Feng grinned: "I was talking on the phone on the street that day, and someone was filming me in the back,...... Are you Mr. Qin Fengqin? “

Lin Yang: "Hmm! “

Qin Feng glanced back, and immediately showed a look of surprise: "Ho! Female, American, this pretty, blonde hair, I said you wait, hey? Didn't get through. How much is this? Aunt...... Oh, I don't need money if I don't get through. Get! Save a dime a dime"

Lin Yang raised his hand in surprise: "What about making a public phone!" You"

"Hahaha"

Laughter resumed.

Qin Feng nodded: "Yes, yes, what about calling!" …… I said I'm Qin Feng, what's wrong with you? …… Hello Mr. Qin, it's a pleasure to meet you, the president asked me to find you,......"

When he spoke, Qin Feng closed his eyes.

When Lin Yang saw this scene, he hurriedly interrupted him in surprise: "Hey! Wait a minute, you just said that American women are so beautiful? “

Qin Feng opened his eyes and nodded: "Yes!" Blonde"

Lin Yang frowned and asked, "Why are you blind?" “

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and gestured his hair: "Is it blonde!" With your eyes closed! “

Lin Yang sighed loudly with tears and laughter: "Hey! Blue eyes are closed! ”

"Hahaha"

The laughter rang out again, and everyone slapped the armrests of their chairs with joy.

Qin Feng closed his eyes again and said in a female voice, "Mr. Qin, let's talk about the war." …… Okay! How much are you going to spend? …… (The female voice) is going to give you 10 million dollars to go to war."

Lin Yang's mouth opened wide in surprise: "That's a lot"

Qin Feng looked up at the sky, thought for a moment and said, "I said this thing will be done, I have done it."

Lin Yang continued: "Of course! ”

Qin Feng turned his head to the side and asked, "Did I say you have eaten?" …… Not yet. …… Go, I invite you, Kempinski"

Lin Yang nodded: "This place is good!" ”

Qin Feng continued: "The shaved noodles next to it"

Lin Yang closed his eyes when he heard it and sighed: "Hey! Eat shaved noodles? “

The laughter kept rang out, and everyone was already out of breath laughing.

Qin Feng waved his hand: "Just have some food!" Four bowls, one small bowl for her, two big bowls for me."

Lin Yang stretched out a finger and asked, "One more bowl?" ”

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed outward: "That bowl is packed, my girlfriend is still hungry!" ”

Lin Yang looked at the audience and sighed, "Okay! Two starving ghosts were reincarnated! ”

"Hahaha"

The laughter suddenly rose another step, deafening.

Liu Yan in front of the TV was stupid, her face was red and almost dripping blood.

A second later, she immediately stomped her foot, laughed and scolded:

"This scoundrel! How dare you make fun of me, see how I clean you up when I go back to school! ”

As he spoke, he laughed and fell on the couch again.

"Hahaha, Yanyan, it turns out that you can eat so much! Mom has treated you badly before! ”

"Mom, don't just mess around! Listen to his nonsense! Who can eat it so much! ”

……

The rest of Qin Feng's classmates and friends, as long as they knew Liu Yan, everyone burst into laughter.

This product is completely incurable, and even his girlfriend used it to make fun of it! It's so entertaining to death!

……

on stage.

Qin Feng raised his head triumphantly and said, "After eating, I signed the contract, give the money first!" Give a deposit, the deposit is not the same, there are five"

Lin Yang explained to the audience: "That's five percent"

……

Qin Feng spread his five fingers: "I'm fifty, have you done it?" “

Lin Yang nodded in ecstasy: "Fifty percent, that's a lot, I've done it!" “

Qin Feng smiled all over his face: "Okay, okay, give it to me!" “

As he spoke, he made a gesture to take the money, raised it and glanced at it, and then tucked it directly into his trouser pocket.

Lin Yang stretched out a finger in surprise: "Fifty percent is just one!" ”

Qin Feng smiled contentedly and said, "It's just a fifty one."

"Hahaha"

The scene burst into laughter.

Lin Yang laughed and said, "For a transaction of 10 million, give a deposit of 50!" That's less! ”

Qin Feng next to him shook his head with a happy face, obviously very satisfied with the fifty income.

The loud laughter at the scene almost lifted the roof of Studio 1.

Qin Feng nodded: "Okay, I'll go home and put it away!" …… Don't forget, there is a plane to pick you up at Capital Airport on the 20th. …… I said okay, how do you get there? Where are you going? …… I'll go back to the embassy."

Lin Yang nodded: "Okay!" ”

Qin Feng asked, "Embassy, what kind of car are you riding?" …… (Female) sits at 300"

"Hahaha"

The scene and in front of the TV exploded directly, and laughter came out like a tsunami.

Especially people who are familiar with Beijing instantly laughed like crazy.

"300 road public, how did you come up with this product"

"Laughing to death, it turns out that Lao Mei is also sitting on 300! Dude, it's balanced at once! ”

"This paragraph is so weird, you can pull anything!"

"Tears are flying from laughter, it's so cool!"

……

Lin Yang also laughed, reached out and patted Qin Feng's shoulder, shook his hands and said with a smile: "After the Americans finished negotiating with you, take 300 back to the embassy?" ”

Qin Feng stretched out a finger and shook it, and at the same time said with a cheap smile: "You are blinded by me!" There are no three hundred ,...... here. (Female voice) has a sectional"

Lin Yang laughed and sighed: "Ho-!" ”

Qin Feng smiled and gave a thumbs up.

"Hahaha"

Laughter erupted again, louder than ever.

"Bang Bang Bang"

"Good!"

Laughter was accompanied by loud applause and applause.

The audience was already laughing like crazy, and the screen and outside the screen completely turned into a sea of joy. (To be continued.) )