"Hey, buddy, where are you from Jilin in Northeast China?"

"We are also from the Northeast, but we are from Liaoning."

"Liaoning silver, our Changchun silver."

The two teams of chengguan met and handed each other cigarette rolls and said hello.

"This time, most of the urban management of our three eastern provinces have been sent to Guangzhou to arrest people, I heard that the black disaster in this place is the most serious, it seems that our Northeast people have the strongest combat effectiveness."

"That's right, that's right, but I said big brother, you have to pay attention when you speak, how can we call arresting people? I forgot what the above taught us, we are helping Yu Dalai to 'help' black friends to move, or is it obligatory, we are doing good deeds, you know. ”

Looking at his fellow countryman's serious appearance, the man who had just spoken looked around, and after finding that there was no 'enemy situation', he checked the equipment in his hand and asked in a playful voice: "Is there any 'help' with an electric baton and a dog leash?" ”

Hahahahahaha!!!ha

A laugh rang out.

Laughing enough, the captain of the city management from Changchun, Jilin Province suddenly said in a loud voice: "Everyone be careful, this time we are going to Sanyuanli, where the are piled up, it is said that there are basically all occupied by and become a country within a country, we must be careful and careful, try not to get hurt, take the helmet and shield well, those will have AIDS and Ebola virus and some messy diseases if they don't get it right, let's be careful not to be infected." ”

"Big brother, we all know what's going on with AIDS, so what's wrong with it?"

Everyone is familiar with AIDS, but when it comes to Ebola, everyone is confused by the second monk, so when the captain of the chengguan team from Changchun, Jilin Province fell, someone was eager to ask.

Hearing someone ask, the captain of the urban management team from Changchun, Jilin Province scratched his head vigorously and replied with some embarrassment: "I don't know the specifics, I just heard what our director said when I came, but although I don't know what kind of virus Ebola is, but I heard the director say that this Ebola is more than AIDS, and you can make do with AIDS, but if you are infected with Ebola, there is only a dead end." ”

Although the explanation of the captain of the Changchun city management team in Jilin Province is simple, he is indeed right, the risk of Ebola virus is much higher than that of AIDS.

Ebola virus, also known as zombie virus, since the outbreak, has threatened the lives of tens of millions of people, Ebola virus is a virulent infectious disease virus that causes humans and primates to produce Ebola hemorrhagic fever, the Ebola hemorrhagic fever caused by it is the deadliest viral hemorrhagic fever in the world today, the symptoms of infected people are very similar to Marburg virus of the same firoviridae, including nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, skin color changes, body aches, internal bleeding, external bleeding, fever, etc. There is a high mortality rate.

Ebola virus, biosafety level 4, AIDS level 3, SARS level 3, the greater the level, the stricter the protection, the virus incubation period can reach 2 to 21 days, but usually only 5 to 10 days, once the outbreak is completely played, the worst thing is that South African blacks are precisely carriers of this virus.

In particular, studies have shown that the Ebola virus is highly resistant, surviving for a few hours in dry environments such as contaminated bed linen and clothing, and even longer in liquid or cold conditions, and the eastern virus can survive for five days at 4 degrees Celsius and even for a long time at minus 70 degrees Celsius.

"Holy, so fierce?"

"Oops! Be really careful. ”

"Captain, why do I feel a cold sweat on my spine?"

After listening to the captain's simple explanation of the Ebola virus, whether it was the chengguan from Changchun, Jilin or Liaoning, they all shivered and shrunk their bodies.

"Damn, you think I'm better than you." Looking at the instigation of the people around him, this chengguan captain from Changchun, Jilin Province, spat on the ground: "But it's just being scared, we also have to go, the big guys know that our chengguan has a bad reputation, there are indeed many people among us who hate guys, but in how we are also Chinese, especially don't look at our own usual bullying stall vendors, that's because we are our own people, it's like two brothers fighting, whether the brothers fight or die, it's their own business, what is it for outsiders to mix in?" When will it be the turn of these garbage-like to go wild in the Chinese's place? ”

"Yes, some of us are bastards, but that's also our own people, what are those? That group of bastards was Kunlun slaves before, and their status was not as good as the cattle of the common people's family, but now that the times have developed, the status of cattle is gone, and these things that are worse than cattle have turned over, and they can make trouble as much as they like in other places, but in our Gada, I think. ”

"That's right, we must not let these ghosts spread wild in our place, in this way, any of you call the local fire brigade, and they borrow two fire trucks to come over, I heard that there are a lot of unfinished buildings in the place where we are going, although we want to get those away, but we can't do it ourselves, let's not go in and arrest people directly, just use the fire truck to drive in, and spray them out with a high-pressure water cannon."

"Big brother, what if you kill someone?" I heard that I was going to use a high-pressure water gun, and some people who knew that this thing was powerful were a little weak-hearted, and weakly interjected.

"Phew!" Hearing this discordant voice, the chengguan from Changchun, Jilin Province stared at the left and right with his eyes: "I'm afraid of a fart, you are still from our Northeast, what are the gentlemen in the Northeast afraid of, these have no passport and no ID card, no one knows how many they have, and if they die, they will kill a ball, and when the time comes, it's a big deal to secretly contact the crematorium, and it will be over as soon as the fire is burned out, I believe that the brothers working in the crematorium will help us, but it's really not good, then find a gasoline barrel and stuff it in, and then fill it with cement at night and throw it into the sea, Who knew we were going to kill people? ”

You're ruthless! Why don't you be the captain?

A thumbs up in front of him, and the captain of the urban management team from Changchun, Jilin Province scratched his head a little embarrassed: "Hey, hey, hey!" Actually, I also learned from movies, if you let me deal with our own people like this, I can't shake that hand, but those black people... Hehe, they can also be counted as people? ”

Hearing the last words of the chengguan captain from Changchun, Jilin, everyone's eyes met in mid-air, and then the big guys all laughed.

That's right, are blacks still human?

You see that they are all black and not slippery, they can't even tell what they look like, and they can only see a mouthful of white teeth when they go out at night, and such a strange creature can also be called a human? The most fucked up thing is that the weird things they do in China are also fucked up, why are those things they do in China human? Eight-year-old girls are so cruel that they have no compassion for being born as human beings, so how can they be called human beings?

This is also to worry that the impact will not be good, or you should directly use a gun to shoot them, which saves money and effort.

Half an hour later, two fire trucks filled with water drove up, followed by two pairs of firefighters.

"Brother, you are..."

"We're worried you're not going to make this thing, so we're here to help." The firefighter approached the captain of the chengguan to explain his intentions, and then said in a voice that only two people could hear: "This brother, do you have any extra clothes?" Borrow us a few sets. ”

Hearing the firefighters' transformation, the eyes of the captain of the city management changed strangely, no wonder they were given ten sets of uniforms to each of them when they came, at first they thought that the southern weather was hot and let them change their clothes, but now it seems that there is something wrong here.

"Clothes, no problem, who's going to take out twenty sets of clothes from our car."

"Thank you so much." The firefighter excitedly shook the hand of the captain of the urban management team: "We Guangzhou people can let these bastards make a miserable disaster, thank you, thank you, thank you so much." ”

"Everyone is Chinese, their own brothers." For the first time, the captain of the chengguan felt that he was so tall.

"Yes, everyone is Chinese, and they are all their own brothers."

"Brother, don't worry." The firefighter who changed his clothes patted the captain of the chengguan on the shoulder cordially: "I know that only your brothers from the chengguan department will help Yuda this time, but it doesn't matter, all of us in Guangzhou will help you, by the way, you tell me the phone number in a while, and I will help you spread the phone on the Internet, and when the time comes, you will be arrested in that place, and our people in that place will help you find it, and ensure that no one will let them escape." ”

After listening to the words of the firefighters, the captain of the urban management team grinned with straight eyes, what kind of people in Guangzhou can make the pit so united, this is about to catch up with the anti-Japanese resistance.

On weekdays, they go to the street to enforce the law, and they are all on the street with the front foot and the back foot immediately someone informs the vendors who set up stalls to run away, and now this is all upside down, and all walks of life help them arrest people, this feeling, why is it so excited and excited!

"Don't worry, this time we will definitely help you catch all these bastards, and we won't let him stay." Finally realized a feeling that he had never felt before, and the captain of the urban management team was enthusiastic, patting his chest and reassuring the firefighters.

"Big brother, then I'll leave everything to you, and when I'm done catching these bastards, I'll invite you to the best food stalls for supper."

"Medium! Then let's talk about it. ”

The two slaps slapped together, and the firefighters got into the fire truck wearing the clothes of the chengguan: "Brothers, let's go, open the pressure valve to the maximum for me, take our Sanyuanli back from the, and help these 'move' by the way!" ”

"Oh!!!"

Let's go!

Helping black 'friends' to 'move' is going on vigorously, but there are many black 'friends' who don't know what to do, and in the face of people who are kind enough to 'help' them 'move', they not only appreciate it, but also do things everywhere.

"We're going to protest, we're going to march, we're not going to the Great Northwest."

The hurriedly made placards were on the top of their heads, and the unappreciative blacks had just arrived in Sanyuanli in the fire trucks of the chengguans, and they ran out of Sanyuanli to do things first.

Almost all the blacks who were in Sanyuan were dispatched, and there were not 10,000 but 8,000 of them, and it was black when they looked at it.

Bah!!!

Seeing that the black people actually came out to march, the captain of the chengguan who took the lead pouted disdainfully: "You are not citizens of our country, you swim in the streets and engage them." ”

China's constitution clearly stipulates that only Chinese citizens have the right to march and demonstrate in China, and a group of black ghost smugglers march on the streets.

"What about the water gun, spray me with that broken brand first, and those black people also disperse for me, and the shield electric batons are ready."

"!! Spray"

The high-pressure water jets rushed towards the demonstration group formed by the, and the broken sign holding above their heads that read "Great Northwest NO" was smashed into the black pile in an instant.

"Brothers of the chengguan, go on!"

"You can't do this, you're violating our personal rights, you're not going to talk about freedom, you're racist." The who could speak Chinese looked at the wolf-like chengguan and shouted one after another.

Of course, Chinese is such a broad and profound language, and the IQ is already at the bottom, and there are only a few black ghosts who have learned a little bit of skin, and the rest of the black people are all shouting some nonsense that no one can understand, so the voices of the few who speak Chinese are easily drowned out by the ghost screams.

I can't hear what the said at all, and even if I hear it, the chengguan won't care about this, now that I know this, why did I go earlier, besides, when did our big Chinese chengguan talk about this thing.

As soon as the hat is crooked, the chengguan is your grandfather.

The electric sparks that burst into the body stabbed him, and the few black people who stood at the front and shouted the most happily all fell to the ground in an instant, convulsing continuously.

"Fight with the Chinese." Seeing that the chengguan was like a tiger entering a flock, the, who were not good things, finally couldn't help it, and I don't know who shouted, and the began to rush forward frantically.

Watching the rush forward desperately, the city managers were happy.

The electric batons they used this time were not ordinary bargains sold on the Internet, but the guys in their hands were serious military standard equipment, and this thing could be used for a string of electricity with the push of a switch.

Soon, the blacks found that their compatriots who rushed forward were falling to the ground one by one like leeks, and at last they knew how powerless their resistance was in the face of the great chengguan of China.

This discovery soon made the begin to panic, and the, who were fierce just now, instantly changed from a big tiger to a little sheep, kneeling on the ground and begging for mercy, holding their heads like headless flies fleeing everywhere, and in an instant, the procession was shattered. 8910