Chapter 517: 'Help' from Liu Tianyu
Looking at the silent reporters from various countries, Liu Tianyu's disdainful gaze swept over the audience: "The words "The World at the Same Time" were in the world at that time. In the United States, the land of civilization, this policy of genocide was even more brutal, and they repeatedly raised the bounty for the slaughter of the Indians, and the strict Protestant masters, the Puritans of New England, decided in their legislative session in 1703 to give a bounty of £40 for every Indian skull peeled and for every red man captured, and in 1720 the bounty was raised to £100 per skull...... When a tribe in Massachusetts Bay was declared a traitor in 1744, the following reward was imposed: 'One hundred dollars for every man over the age of 12 who has been skinned from his skull......; Fifty pounds for every woman or child who is skinned from her skull!'"
Media reporters from all over the world turned pale, of course they knew about this history, but this was the first time they had encountered such a thing as Liu Tianyu who did not hesitate to disclose this kind of thing in public.
"That was a long time ago. An American reporter couldn't wait to jump out and wash the floor: "At that time, we didn't pay attention to it, you can't take out the things before the founding of the country and talk about it." ”
"!!Shhhhh
The American journalist suddenly had a bad premonition.
Sure enough, at this time, Liu Tianyu spoke again: "In 1783, after the independence of the United States, the massacre and abuse of the Indians did not restrain in the slightest. With the rapid development of capitalism, the U.S. government expelled the Indians from their ancestral homes in order to expand their territory. In 1830, the U.S. government passed the Indian Removal Act, which required all Indians in the east to move to reservations west of the Mississippi River for racial segregation and persecution. The vast majority of these "Indian reservations" are remote, barren mountainous or desert terrain. ”
The face of the American journalist turned even whiter.
And Liu Tianyu continues: "A tribe called Cherokee was forced to move to the "Indian Quasi-State" (now Oklahoma) in a three-to-five month process, and about 4,000 people died, accounting for 25% of the tribe's population. This tragedy came to be known as the "Trial of Blood and Tears". ”
Speaking of this, Liu Tianyu suddenly raised a few tones and angrily denounced the reporters: "The Indians have been persecuted for a long time such as massacres, sieges, expulsions, and forced migrations, and the number of them has decreased sharply. By the beginning of the 20th century, there were only about 300,000 people left, and in the face of this tragedy, where did your so-called world human rights organization go?"
"At that time, we were not yet established, and we were saying that the United States had abolished the evil policies that you mentioned. ”
Liu Tianyu spit a mouthful of phlegm to the ground, and said with naked contempt: "Can it be treated as if nothing happened before? Why do the descendants of a group of dehumanizing butchers talk about racial discrimination, and why do they talk about human rights here without shame? You have destroyed the American civilization in the embryonic state, and the Indians who bravely resisted have been almost exterminated by you, so that you colonizers have to transport blacks from Africa, which is less civilized, to rule more easily as slaves. Yes, you heard you right, the first black people were transported by you as slaves?". ”
The white man of the representative of the World Human Rights Organization in China shut up.
Liu Tianyu continued: "Unlike those of you who used to treat black people as slaves, our country is a peaceful and friendly country, and a country that pays attention to equality and mutual assistance. ”
Listening to Liu Tianyu's words, all the reporters and the representative of the World Human Rights Organization in China secretly said in their hearts: "You are so peaceful, what kind of friendship." ”
Liu Tianyu continued: "But I feel that this is not enough, we have not done enough, as a 'friendly' Chinese, I feel that we are not good enough, those 'friends' smuggled from Africa are not happy in our country, many of them can only communicate with stray cats and dogs all day because of language barriers, and the monthly income of less than 200 cannot survive in developed coastal cities, so I, a 'friendly' Chinese, have come up with a way." Speaking of this, Liu Tianyu waved his arm vigorously: "Let them all go to the northwest, where the consumption level is low, the land is vast and sparsely populated·····"
The Chinese reporters below all bowed their heads, trying not to let themselves laugh out loud.
Yes, the consumption level in the Northwest is indeed low, and there are few small stores, can it not be low?
The land is vast and sparsely populated, either the mountains or the next door, it is indeed vast and sparsely populated.
"As a 'friendly' Chinese, I have paid for their train tickets, and I will also take care of their food and drink in the future, and I hereby assure my friends all over the world that they will definitely be able to eat enough every day, at least two steamed buns and a pack of mustard vegetables per meal, I can still help them satisfy, and ·····"
"You are abusive, why did you send them to the Great Northwest, they have the right to live where they want to live. However, at this time, a discordant voice interrupted Liu Tianyu's words.
"Whoever said that, please stand up. Being interrupted by his impromptu performance, Liu Tianyu felt very unhappy.
"I, I said. "The Ambassador of Guinea stood up heroically.
If you don't stand up, you can't do it, his little bastard is going to be taken to the northwest, others don't know what the northwest is, but he has been the ambassador to China for many years, how can he not know what the hell the hell is in the place that can be called a barren place in the northwest.
"I think you may have misunderstood, Mr. Ambassador. Liu Tianyu sneered at him: "I just said that I want to 'help' those who are smuggled in, not those friends who come to our country through normal channels to travel and study, these are two completely different concepts, in the United States, breaking into private houses, the owner has the right to shoot the invader on the spot, of course, our China, which is known for its peace and friendship, will naturally not be as violent as the United States, so we will help them live a 'very good' life in China." ”
"Is your so-called 'very good' life just two steamed buns and a pack of squeezed vegetables per meal? Aren't you abusing it? This kind of food is far below your Chinese standard of living." "The Ambassador of Guinea continues to jump to his feet.
"Hey, hey, hey, you have to make it clear, this ambassador, they are not Chinese, these 'friends' are three non-people, illegal entry, illegal residence, illegal employment, we have not directly driven them away is already very kind, I like 'friendly' people also 'help' them to live a 'happy' life in China, they should be grateful to me." ”
The Chinese reporter covered his mouth, you got them to the northwest where birds don't, and it would be good if they didn't kill you, thank you?
However, these words will certainly not be uttered by our fellow journalists, and for the black calamity, a Chinese person is disgusted, and I wish they were unlucky.
"As for why their daily food is lower than the average living standard of our country, then I'm sorry, I'm not a super rich person myself, it's already my limit to be able to do this step, if any of you think it's abuse, then you can take them away, take them to your country and take care of them, I can help them buy air tickets or ferry tickets." ”
No one answered, and the Guinean ambassador was silent, they knew very well what the virtues of these niggers were, and only fools would be willing to let these nasty niggers go to their own country.
"Look, the eyes of the masses are bright, Mr. Ambassador of Guinea, your accusation of abuse against me is not valid, so your accusation against me is called slander, I can sue you, but I just said, our country is a friendly country, so our people are also very friendly, so I will forgive you very generously, how about it, thank me for this very friendly friend." ”
"I'm ooXX you X. "The Guinean ambassador even scolded the national scolding that he had learned from China in his heart.
Seeing that the Guinean ambassador was honest, Liu Tianyu jokingly glanced at the audience and continued: " At this stage, the ratio of men to women in our country is 11 to 10, which means that one in every 11 men in our country will not be able to get a wife, and the actual number is much higher than this ratio, and the ratio of men and women is already out of balance, so I really can't help help these friends who are smuggled to solve their partner problems, especially more than 90% of these smuggled friends are men, since you say that you want to be equal and talk about human rights, then, I help these smuggled friends to solve the problems of work and food and clothing, then you can solve their physiological problems, please support them a group of women, thank you, please。 ”
Everyone present was stunned.
"As far as we can approximate, we don't need much support from you, two million is enough, and so many of your countries are evenly balanced, and each country can't produce much. ”
Reporters from all over the world rolled their eyes in unison, bastards will support you, we have women who won't use it ourselves, why give it to those niggers.
Having said that, let's not mention your fucking proposal or not, even if our country is willing, the women of our country will not be willing, who would marry a group of lazy, smelly and sick nigger garbage, only fools and mentally ill people would do that.
Seeing that no one answered his words, Liu Tianyu sighed in disappointment: "Then there is no way, I and my country can't solve this huge problem, and it seems that you can't solve it, so you can only rely on themselves, well, I will send them an extra piece of soap every month." ”
Poof·····
The Chinese reporters at the scene finally couldn't hold back.
Liu Tianyu is really lacking in morality, and he is also lacking in virtue with smoke, however, why are we so happy?
This is the sentiment of all the Chinese journalists present.
"Dear journalists, for these black 'friends' who have smuggled into our country from war-torn areas, I, a 'friendly' Chinese, can only help them so much, after all, manpower will eventually be poor, because of the language barrier, and the black 'friends' are too deeply hidden, we have to think more about the issue of 'moving' for them, so I hereby appeal to the urban management brothers of more than 200 large and small cities in 34 provinces of China to help our black 'friends' and help our black 'friends' 'move'. Thank you very much!"
When Liu Tianyu's words fell, the Guinean ambassador's eyes widened, the Chinese reporters present laughed, and the faces of reporters from other countries and the representative of the World Human Rights Organization in China were distorted, not knowing whether they wanted to laugh or be angry.
"In order to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings, in the next period of time, please black friends living in our country must get your visas and passports to avoid being mistakenly 'helped' by our urban management brothers, in that case I can only say sorry, the above is all the speeches of my 'friendly' Chinese, thank you again, I will definitely 'work hard' and 'well' help our black 'friends', that's all, thank you again, goodbye." ”
The protest press conference held by the Guinean ambassador in conjunction with major events in various countries made Liu Tianyu so troubled.
When he went out, the Guinean ambassador had a mournful expression on his face, and the faces of the other ambassadors who came at the invitation of the Guinean ambassador were not much stronger than the expressions on the faces of the Guinean ambassadors.
And our protagonist Liu Tianyu, he is now humming a little song to the barracks under the escort of our brother Bing, in the barracks, he also needs to use the military's information channel to make a report to the bigwigs above.
That's right, with the help of the military's tiger skin, characterize the blacks involved in the fight, and then Liu Tianyu threw all the blacks smuggled into China to the northwest to plant trees under the pretext of personal friendship to help the blacks, this is the complete and perfect solution that Liu Tianyu came up with for this matter.
Although the black pot was basically carried by Liu Tianyu in this way, does Liu Tianyu care about this?
When the 'protest' press conference convened by the Guinean ambassador was sent out by our reporters without cutting all of them, China became lively again.
"Hey, buddy, where are you from Jilin in Northeast China?"
"We are also from the Northeast, but we are from Liaoning. ”
"Liaoning silver, we Changchun silver. ”
The two teams of chengguan met and handed each other cigarette rolls and said hello.
"This time, most of the urban management of our three eastern provinces have been sent to Guangzhou to arrest people, I heard that this place is the most serious black disaster, it seems that our northeast people have the strongest combat effectiveness. ”
"That's right, that's right, but I said big brother, you have to pay attention when you speak, how can we call arresting people? Forget what the above taught us, we are helping Yu Dalai to 'help' the black friend to move, or obligation, we are doing good deeds, you know. ”
Looking at his fellow countryman's serious appearance, the man who had just spoken looked around, and after finding that there was no 'enemy situation', he checked the equipment in his hand and asked jokingly: "Is there any 'help' with electric batons and dog leashes?"
Hahahahahaha!!!ha
A laugh rang out. 8)