Godzilla was covered with a thick wad of toilet paper. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

This is an emergency plan that they can't prepare, they still want to fart after changing the new pants, in order to avoid soiling the new pants, Li Du wants to buy diapers.

But he walked around the mall, and there were no adult diapers in it, so in desperation, he bought toilet paper and folded it together and stuffed it into his pants.

Now, that's what Godzilla came up with!

Li Du didn't expect him to do this, no one expected him to do this, this is really exciting!

Godzilla was angry just now, and he just let out a series of farts to bring out a lot of fish oil, and when he saw that the boss didn't admit it and behaved so arrogantly, he couldn't help but take out these slimy paper stickers and paste them on his face.

Li Du, Hans and the others watched this scene dumbfounded, the boss also didn't expect the other party to make a sudden move, he was stunned for a few seconds, and by the time he reacted, it was too late.

A thick pile of paper sticky pasted on his face, and on top of the paper was more slimy fish oil, exuding a fishy smell, that kind of scene, Li Du wanted to vomit when he saw it.

The fat boss waved his hand frantically and struggled, he wiped the paper off his face, and yelled angrily: "Grass you, what are you doing with a shitty nigga? Fuck him! fuck him!"

This will make him no longer maintain the appearance of the happy Maitreya Buddha before, and has become a crazy Shura.

If they face ordinary people, these employees may have the courage to deal with them, but in the face of bigwig foreigners like Godzilla and O'O, they don't even dare to get close, how dare they do it?

Li Du pinched his nose and said, "Brother, you better hurry up and wash it, your face is very yellow now, do you know?"

The fat boss had a greasy face, but after it was pasted with fish oil paper, it was like pork belly soaked in oil, and it was no longer possible to look at it.

The boss was maddened by the stimulation of the fish oil paper, and he waved his hands angrily and shouted, "him, him for me!"

The big man next to him couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Boss, don't open your mouth, things are flowing into your mouth, vomit!"

He couldn't stand it and retched when he said this.

Li Du saw that the situation was not good, and as soon as Godzilla made a move, their side became unreasonable, so he waved his hand and said, "Let's go, count us unlucky!"

The boss staggered to the kitchen to wash his face, without his orders, the waiters would not stop them, and honestly watched the four of them leave.

Hans took the plate of fried cod and gestured, "Here's the proof!"

After getting into the car, Godzilla opened his mouth to say something, but he was not good at words and did not say anything in the end.

Li Du said: "I understand what you mean, Godzilla, it's okay, the boss will call the police at most, and when the time comes, he will wash his face, and there will be no evidence." ”

Godzilla said angrily: "No, boss, you get out of the car first, I have to get some paper and stuff it in my pants." ”

Hans said, "You still have to wipe your hands, damn it, it's disgusting!"

When Godzilla finished cleaning up, Li Du drove away.

They can't leave Jinjing City directly, first, Hans still wants to make another appointment with the girl, and second, they still have a stock of oily fish in their stomachs, and they have to find a place to solve it.

There is another important reason, as far as Li Du knows, there is an antique street in Jinjing City, there are many antique shops on both sides of the street, and there are also many people who are setting up stalls to sell antique cultural relics.

So he went to find a hotel and opened four rooms, one room and one toilet for each person, and squatted in it.

Oily fish is not poisonous, it just contains abundant wax oil, this thing can not be digested and absorbed by people, there is no nutritional value, as long as it is excreted.

This kind of fish oil is used as lubricating oil in industry, so the lubrication performance is very good, once it enters the intestines through the stomach, the human body can not suppress it at all, whether it is farting or excretion, it will bring out fish oil.

Godzilla ate a lot of fried cod and braised cod at noon, which he could eat and liked, and the other three together might not have eaten as much as he alone.

In this way, you can imagine how much fish oil he has accumulated in his stomach.

Facing the situation of Humpty Dumpty's boss not admitting it and coldly sarcastic, he couldn't keep calm, after all, he was so miserable!

Fortunately, fish oil is formed and flows out quickly, and after an afternoon of excretion, in the evening, Li Du feels that his stomach is much more comfortable.

He went to look at the other three, who were in good shape, but they had to run to the toilet from time to time.

At one point, Hans ran slowly, and then the back of his bathrobe turned yellow......

As night fell, Li Du asked, "Do we still eat at night?"

Hans and Ooku didn't speak, and Godzilla nodded firmly: "Eat!"

"I still have a fried fish here. Hans gestured to the bedside table.

Ooku's body shook and ran into the toilet again.

Li Du felt that the oily fish was too powerful and could be used to treat constipation, but it was not very pleasant, and it was a little too disgusting.

It was too greasy at noon, and they had to eat it lighter in the evening.

Even if he is as raw as Godzilla, he orders more vegetable salad, fruit salad and vegetarian dishes such as stir-fried celery and stir-fried broccoli in the evening.

The winter evenings are cold, and it will get dark early, so there are no activities to arrange.

Li Du didn't want to arrange an event, he planned to go to the antique street at night to see if he could encounter anything good.

Unlike other markets, the antique market is only lively at night, at least at night when more people come out to do business.

Needless to say, the better the light, the less easy it is for people to look away.

For customers, it is more convenient to buy antiques during the day, but for vendors, it is easier to sell things and make money at night.

In an ordinary business, the store will take care of the needs of customers, but the antique business is different, this business is not open for three years, and it is open for three years.

Therefore, they don't have to take too much care of the feelings of ordinary customers, as long as they can find a way to sell what they have, so many people will come out to set up stalls in the evening.

When Li Du was in college, he came to Jinjing City twice, both times during the summer vacation, and he went to the antique street at that time, and it was very lively at night.

But it's winter now, and I don't know how many more people will come out to set up stalls.

After dinner, he said, "I have to go to our antique market here, and if you are not interested, you can go back and stay." ”

As soon as Hans heard that he was going to the antique market, he immediately became interested: "I'll go too, I'll go too, this is a Chinese thrift market, right? I've heard about it a long time ago, and there are Chinese porcelain and bronzes in it, right?"

Godzilla said, "I'll go too." ”

Li Du said: "Are you also daydreaming like Boss Fu, hoping to pick up any Chinese porcelain and bronzes?"

Godzilla shook his head: "No, I'm afraid that someone will trouble you, especially during the day." ”