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Qin Feng looked at the sticks and devils who were already half angry in the audience, and chuckled.

"It's your own death, who is to blame?"

He glanced at Lin Yang again and motioned to continue talking about cross talk.

Lin Yang suddenly forcibly stopped laughing, and his fat face turned red.

When the audience saw the changes on the stage, they all understood that Qin Feng was about to speak.

I just don't know if I will continue to damage the stick and the devil?

With a wake-up sound, the audience's attention was drawn back to the stage.

Qin Feng picked up the fan and said:

"I just introduced Japanese food and Korean food, so let's just skip it. Now let's get down to business and continue the broadcast of Qinfeng Radio Station"

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter.

"Are you introducing food? I haven't heard of introducing food and introducing yourself to become the enemy of two countries!"

Lin Yang also smiled: "You are pulling back hard."

Qin Feng continued to broadcast with a serious face: "The above program is produced by 'Daytime and Mountain...... Specially broadcasted"

Lin Yang hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop it: "Okay!"

Qin Feng put down his fan and looked at the audience and said, "Dear listeners and friends, as a Beijinger, don't you like to eat a little fried noodles?"

Lin Yang asked, "What is this?"

Qin Feng continued: "When eating fried noodles, don't you need a little soybean?"

Lin Yang nodded suddenly: "Soybean advertisement"

Qin Feng continued: "When you eat fried noodles, don't you need a little cucumber?"

Lin Yang glanced at Qin Feng: "Cucumber's advertisement"

Qin Feng: "When you eat fried noodles, don't you need a little yellow sauce?"

Lin Yang was confused: "What kind of advertisement?"

The audience was also confused by Qin Feng, and everyone didn't know what he was going to say.

Qin Feng is still serious: "When you eat fried noodles, don't you need to look at a little yellow* plate?"

Lin Yang raised his chin and pouted Qin Feng: "I haven't heard of it...... Who is eating jajanjangmyeon****!"

"Hahaha"

A burst of laughter erupted, nearly tearing off the roof of the auditorium.

Everyone is crazy, how dare you say anything about this thing! This is a university stage, not a street scene!

Everyone was laughing wildly.

The boys looked at Qin Feng on the stage, and they simply admired the five-body throw, which was really unscrupulous!

The girls blushed and lowered their heads and burst into laughter, and now they have a new understanding of Qin Feng.

"This is a stinky rascal with no bottom line"

Liu Yan has already regretted coming to Peking University to watch the performance.

Her face was so red that it was about to drip blood, and even with her face buried in her lap, she felt ashamed, as if everyone around her was watching her.

Next to him, Ye Xiaotong was also so ashamed that he lay on his lap, not daring to raise his head at all, and at the same time kept pounding Liu Yan's arm.

"Take care of Qin Feng, this stinky mouth is too unobstructed, he is shameless, everyone still needs face"

Regarding Ye Xiaotong's words, Liu Yan agreed ten thousand times in her heart, she should indeed take care of Qin Feng, it was too unscrupulous.

Cong Shan was also ruthless beside him, he must clean up Lin Yang well, it was too embarrassing! At the same time, Cong Shan also raised his vigilance in his heart, Lin Yang must not become as shameless as Qin Feng, that would be terrible!

……

"Ahem, cough, cough"

Under the stage, President Zhao of Peking University and the Hong Bureau of the Ministry of Education were almost choked to death by Qin Feng's line.

After coughing violently, the two glanced at each other, and all they saw were expressions of helplessness and laughter.

Hong Ju: "Why did you invite such a living ancestor? The show is good, but this ability to cause trouble is too appalling, you dare to say this kind of thing casually."

President Zhao smiled bitterly: "How did I know that this kind of thing would happen, who would have thought that there would be such a freak among the Beijing college students? We are also victims!"

Hong Ju smiled and said: "Indeed, we have to be careful in the future, this kid is too dangerous"

President Zhao nodded: "When I turn around, I will call Lao Li of the University of Technology and Business, and ask him to take a good look at this living ancestor, and stop letting it out to harm people, I really can't resist it!"

……

There was a burst of laughter in front of all the live broadcast computers.

"Kneel! I knelt directly to Qin Feng, can you still say that in cross talk?"

"Fried sauce noodles and yellow * plates, I laughed to death, how did they get together?"

"The teacher of Peking University is already crazy, right?

"Look, maybe the president of Peking University will rush to the stage and pull this goods down in a while."

"Hahaha, it's so shameless, there are no taboos"

……

At the same time, Qin Feng's friends, classmates, and teachers all laughed to death.

The man was just laughing, and the woman was laughing and scolding Qin Feng.

Especially Sister Fei and Han Ru, they scolded Qin Feng with red faces.

How will we get along with each other in the future? This thing is so hooligan, it's terrifying.

And Qin Feng's enemies were all stunned at this time, how to deal with this thing? He didn't care about anything at all, there was no bottom limit!

The reputation and reputation that celebrities care about the most are not bullshit at all here, what else can I do? It's like a dog biting a hedgehog, and there is nowhere to put his mouth!

……

Qin Feng on the stage was not embarrassed at all, and continued to talk about cross talk.

Qin Feng looked at Lin Yang and said, "I'm sorry, the line is faulty, I just went to Lin Yang Radio Station"

Lin Yang held the stage and burst into laughter, then pointed to himself and said, "I always have my business!"

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter.

Qin Feng continued: "The next thing you can enjoy is the advertising program,...... Hey, isn't this Lin Yang?...... It's me (very hoarse and deep). …… What's wrong with your throat?...... Hey, hemorrhoids (still a muffled voice)"

Lin Yang glared and raised his chin: "I haven't heard of it,...... Hemorrhoids make your throat worse?"

"Hahaha"

The audience all laughed and leaned back.

Qin Feng advertised in a thick voice: "It doesn't matter if you have hemorrhoids, welcome to use Qin Feng brand Qingyin Pill!"

Lin Yang asked, "Qingyin Pill?"

Qin Feng followed the advertisement: "Take Qingyin Pill to ensure that your voice is crisp and bright"

Lin Yang asked, "Then what should I do with my hemorrhoids?"

Qin Feng tilted his head: "Go to the hospital"

Lin Yang said angrily: "Nonsense, I should have gone to the hospital a long time ago"

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder and louder.

Qin Feng then broadcast: 'Dear listeners and friends, now is the time for our advertising program'

Lin Yang shook his hand and said, "I didn't listen to serious things."

Qin Feng turned his head, pinched his throat and said in a female voice, "Sister Wang, what should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly?"

Lin Yang frowned and sighed: "Hey...... Everything."

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter.

When the teachers and leaders of Peking University under the stage heard this, they couldn't cry or laugh.

What the hell is this on stage? There are all sorts of nonsense and unbelievable things in my head.

Qin Feng said softly: "It doesn't matter if you get pregnant unexpectedly, please go to the Big Iron Stick Hospital, find Director Tong, and operate safely in three minutes." …… Do you delay work?...... Don't delay work, do surgery today, go to work tomorrow, remember, Big Iron Stick Hospital, Director Tong!"

Lin Yang said expressionlessly: "It's so pleasant to listen to"

"Hahaha"

Bursts of laughter came one after another, and everyone was amused by this unbelievable advertisement.

Qin Feng continued to broadcast: "Dear listeners and friends, the next time is our traffic safety traffic light, welcome to listen to the road condition information sent by our reporter at the scene of the accident."

Lin Yang nodded: "Live"

Qin Feng said loudly and quickly: "Dear listeners and friends, hello everyone, I am at a crossroads now, and this is ...... When!"

Lin Yang was frightened: "Even the reporter was killed...... It's a mess."

"Hahaha"

Crazy laughter erupted again.

Many people at the scene couldn't sit still laughing, either lying on the back of the chair in front of them, or slumped in their seats.

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said, "I'm sorry, the signal is lost, welcome to listen to the program in the studio, Sister Wang, what should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly?"

Lin Yang pouted: "Is this coming soon?"

Qin Feng replied gently: "Didn't I tell you again, Big Iron Stick Hospital, Director Tong, three minutes of safe surgery." …… Is (female voice) delaying work?...... Don't delay work, do surgery today, go to work tomorrow, remember, Big Iron Stick Hospital, Director Tong"

Lin Yang: "Okay"

"Hahaha"

The auditorium erupted in laughter again.

At this time, both boys and girls were looking up to the sky and bursting into laughter, and there were no more people sitting normally in the entire auditorium.

The people in the seats are not seated at all, either lying forward, leaning back, or falling to the sides.

The people standing in the aisles and doorways had no strength to stand at all, and many of them were squatting on the ground and slapping the ground with their hands, bursting into laughter.

Everyone laughed with tears and snot, and they couldn't breathe.

Except, of course, those sticks and devils.

They can't understand such cross talk at all, and naturally they can't laugh.

The person who mainly talks about cross talk is Qin Feng, that is, their enemy of life and death, how can he laugh?

……

Qin Feng continued to broadcast: "Dear listeners and friends, the next time is our local drama program, in this program, please listen to the fragment of Hebei Bangzi's "Yuanmen Chop"

Lin Yang gave a thumbs up: "That's good!"

Qin Feng took the shelf, flicked his sleeves and sang: "Knock knock big cangdi since the cang...... Bangzi is finished broadcasting,...... Sister Wang, what should I do if I get pregnant again?"

Lin Yang sighed and raised his hand to point: "Bah! aren't you going to do something else?"

"Hahaha"

The laughter sounded like a storm, constantly hitting everyone's eardrums.

Qin Feng said with a bitter face: "Didn't I tell you all three times! …… Is (female voice) delaying work?...... What kind of class are you going to be like this?"

Lin Yang smiled: "Oh yes!

"Hahaha"

The laughter erupted again, so loud that it almost toppled the entire auditorium.

Whether it was in the scene or in front of the computer, everyone laughed without the slightest strength, and many people slumped on the chair or sofa, moaning weakly, and their faces were stiff with laughter.

"No way, I'm going to die if I laugh like this, I beg you Qin Feng!

"This cross talk is so crazy, I've never seen it so funny in my life"

"I'm completely on my knees, Qin Feng, you're really awesome"

"This is called cross talk, it's so happy"

……

Qin Feng looked at the audience who were already paralyzed from laughter, and his mood was also very refreshing.

This cross talk has reached the final stage, and for now, this performance is extremely successful.

Compared with the previous "You Have to Marry Me", today is undoubtedly on a higher level.

Whether it is himself or Lin Yang, this cross talk is more fully prepared, has more stage experience, and the play is more perfect.

If you score now, Qin Feng gives himself a score of ninety, and he can only give eighty points for the cross talk of "You Have to Marry Me".

The performances of himself and Lin Yang are getting better and better, and the cooperation is getting more and more tacit, after the tempering of these two cross talks, Qin Feng is more confident in the live broadcast performance at the end of the month.

He glanced at Lin Yang, Lin Yang also knew that he had reached the final stage, his eyes were full of excitement, as long as he successfully finished talking about the rest of the part, he would be able to finish work perfectly today.

……

Qin Feng helped the stage, looked at the audience and said:

"Dear listeners and friends, now is the time for love songs to move you and me, today I bring you the famous film and television song superstar Wu Fangfei's "Comprehension", the songwriter of this song is Mr. Qin Feng, a famous young artist in my country, and then please enjoy the love song "Comprehension" "

Lin Yang said with a smile: "Stinky and shameless!"

"Bah-!"

Everyone in the audience was booing wildly, and countless people were booing him in front of the computer.

Sister Fei was completely stupid when she looked at the live broadcast screen, thinking of the Xihe drum version of "Free Like a Dream" just now, Sister Fei had a feeling of wanting to escape.

Qin Feng picked up the fan again and sang affectionately: "What a painful comprehension, you are all I have,...... Sister Wang, what should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly again?"

Lin Yang's eyes widened and he sighed: "Cough!"

Qin Feng smiled and said, "I can't help you this time."

Lin Yang smiled and asked, "What's wrong?"

Qin Feng poked his head forward: "I'm pregnant too"

Lin Yang laughed and said, "you!"

After saying that, both of them took a step back, and then bowed to the audience together.

End of the show!

"Good!

"It's so exciting, Qin Feng"

The applause rang out.

"Bang Bang Bang"

Applause poured into the stage with applause.

All the audience at the scene stood up and applauded Qin Feng and Lin Yang wildly.

"Qin Feng, you guys are amazing"

"It's so good, it's the best cross talk"

"Well done!"

……

Qin Feng and Lin Yang bowed, and after enjoying the praise of the audience for a few seconds, they turned around and walked backstage.

Behind them was a flood of applause and applause, and of course, the last boos of sticks and devils.

These Qin Feng and Lin Yang didn't care at all, now was the time for them to enjoy success, and naturally they wouldn't care about the small noise like mosquitoes.

The moment they stepped into the curtain, the two of them immediately high-fived excitedly.

It was a perfect show! Both couldn't be more satisfied. (To be continued.) )