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Qin Feng picked up the fan and patted his palm:

"From the laughter, I know that everyone is very happy, which means that everyone likes this "Newspaper Dish Name" very much, but I also heard a boo just now, I paid attention to it, it came from Japanese and Korean friends, I think they must not have understood, so they booed me, and here I am obliged to repeat it for them."

Lin Yang gave Qin Feng a word: "Hmm"

At the same time, he said, "Yes, here it is!"

As soon as the students and the audience in front of the computer heard Qin Feng's words, they immediately knew that the show had begun.

"Sticks and devils will be unlucky! This thing has always had revenge!"

"Where is the report, it is simply reported immediately, without waiting for a second!"

"I have another good show to watch, this cross talk is simply worth it!"

"I admire this guy's character so much!

"Listen to how he scolds devils and sticks, it must be very exciting"

……

Lei Xiaoyang in the audience already hated the devil and the stick to death at this time.

"What the hell are you doing to recruit this living ancestor? Don't you have enough to eat! I don't think my death is ugly enough! You just wait to be sprayed, but who does Lao Tzu recruit to provoke whom?

While scolding the devil and the stick in a low voice, he looked at Qin Feng pitifully, hoping that he would be merciful and not scold too harshly.

But Qin Feng pretended not to see him at this time, and his eyes didn't come to this side at all, which made Lei Xiaoyang very helpless.

The leaders of Peking University, teachers, and the leaders of the Ministry of Education are all chuckling in their hearts, not good, bad things!

Without waiting for them to react, Qin Feng's attack on the stage had already begun.

Qin Feng held the platform with his hand and said:

"The Guan Kou I just mentioned, a total of 204 dishes, are our famous Chinese dishes, there are also Japanese friends and Korean friends present today, I also said a few famous dishes of their countries, you can learn about it, first talk about the famous dishes of Japan"

Lin Yang answered: "You tell me"

The devils in the audience already knew what he was going to do, and they all had black faces, their eyes staring at Qin Feng and Lin Yang on the stage.

Qin Feng tidied up his coat and said solemnly:

"I don't like the Japanese diet very much, so I don't know much, as far as I know, they only eat two things"

Lin Yang asked curiously, "Those two things?"

Qin Feng said with a puzzled expression: "As far as I know, the Japanese only eat sashimi and mosaics"

When the words fell, the audience was a little stunned.

The audience didn't understand what Qin Feng meant for a while, sashimi is very easy to understand, but what the hell is a mosaic?

Everyone is thinking about the connection between Japanese food and mosaics.

"Hahaha"

After a few seconds, loud laughter began to be heard from the scene.

Many people still didn't understand, so everyone asked the classmates around them who were laughing about the reason.

The reason is very simple, it can be summed up in two words, especially boys, who understand it instantly.

Under word of mouth, soon, everyone in the auditorium understood what Qin Feng meant.

"Hahaha"

Everyone in the entire auditorium burst into laughter.

Countless students slapped their thighs or the back of their chairs while laughing, and in a few seconds, they were already laughing to death and out of breath.

The male classmates could still watch Qin Feng burst into laughter, while the female classmates were so ashamed that they couldn't find a crack in the ground to get into.

They all lowered their heads and burst into laughter, and scolded Qin Feng while laughing.

"Phew, shameless, it's just a stinky rascal"

Liu Yan and Ye Xiaotong are the same, Liu Yan can't wait to cover her face and rush out of the auditorium, it's so embarrassing!

Ye Xiaotong burst into laughter while constantly pinching Liu Yan's arm.

"Look at your boyfriend, the most shameless in the world, right? What's in your head? Such a hooligan joke can be told in public."

Liu Yan couldn't resist at all, she hated to cover her head with a piece of clothing!

Lei Xiaoyang is already laughing crazy, as for the consequences, let him go!

The teachers and leaders of Peking University quickly understood Qin Feng's metaphor, and they all burst into laughter, and at the same time, looking at Qin Feng on the stage, they were also full of helplessness.

"What a living ancestor! He doesn't suffer a single loss, and the speed of revenge and the ruthlessness of his moves are simply jaw-dropping."

When Qin Feng's words came out, the reaction on the Internet was much faster than that in the auditorium.

Omnipotent netizens instantly understood what Qin Feng meant, and burst into laughter in front of all the live broadcast computers.

"It's too ruthless, Qin Feng's counterattack is extremely sharp."

"It's dirty, it's dirty, this is Peking University, how dare he!"

"Powerful, this is simply the most ruthless sentence to scold the Japanese"

"As long as Qin Feng scolds this product, he must be extremely excited, as if he has taken an aphrodisiac."

"The best words of the year to scold the Japanese, absolutely!"

"After the Japanese know the meaning of this metaphor, they can't eat him yet, Qin Feng doesn't want to go to Japan in the future!"

"I also went to Japan, and I guess I had to let people kick out the embassy visa"

……

The female audience in front of the computer also blushed, and everyone scolded Qin Feng for being a stinky hooligan in hilariousness.

Those who knew Qin Feng were even more blushing and feverish.

While everyone was laughing, they were thinking, how to face Qin Feng in the future without embarrassment?

The laughter from the scene was continuous, even more intense.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang's cross talk had to be temporarily interrupted, and Lin Yang couldn't stop laughing on the stage.

The devil quickly understood Qin Feng's metaphor, and all of them were so angry that their faces turned black and purple, and they stood up angrily, staring at Qin Feng who was laughing on the stage with their eyes like fire, their eyes were already blood-red, and their eyes were about to burst.

In the hearts of these devils, Qin Feng has completely become an enemy of life and death, and every devil can't wait to crush him.

The sticks also understood the meaning of Qin Feng's words, looking at the appearance of the Japanese next to them who were about to be angry, they suddenly felt a burst of shock, how would that hooligan damage his country?

Looking at Qin Feng in the stands, the faces of many sticks were already pale.

……

Everyone at the scene and in the outside world burst into laughter, and at the same time, they were also thinking, how would Qin Feng clean up the stick?

The laughter and applause in the auditorium decreased slightly, and there was a crisp wake-up sound, and everyone's eyes were on the stage.

"After talking about Japanese food, and then about Korean food, I have heard a double reed, and although there are many dishes during the meal, they are all 'a plate of pickled cabbage -- ah! a plate of pickled cabbage ......

But after learning about the eating habits of Korean people, I realized that this is the living reality, and Korean food is also laid out on a large number of plates, which is very rich and colorful from a distance.

But when I looked closer, there were 3 kinds of spicy kimchi, 2 kinds of pickled radish, a large plate of lettuce leaves, a plate of hot sauce, a plate of soy sauce, a plate of garlic cloves, a plate of small chili peppers, and a plate of large chili peppers...... It doesn't feel like they're eating, but a group of servants in the kitchen stealing ingredients for cooking.

That's why Koreans don't have the concept of 'cooking'."

Lin Yang sneered: "Ah, just eat this!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter resumed.

The audience laughed and looked at the stick that stood up angrily.

"It's so pitiful, I steal some lettuce every day, and it's even called delicious!"

The sticks' faces were as black as the bottom of the pot, staring at Qin Feng on the stage, and they all wanted to tear him apart and feed him to the dogs.

The audience outside the stadium also burst into laughter.

"It's so ruthless, the sticks are so miserable, they have been ravaged three or four times today"

"Hahaha, a bunch of servants who steal vegetables, scolding well!"

"This cross talk sounds cool, Qin Feng's combat power is directly off the charts!"

"The diet of sticks is indeed like that, eating pork belly is like the New Year"

"I guess it's not over yet, it's not as lethal as the sentence that scolded the Japanese just now, this is not Qin Feng's style, how can you favor one over the other!"

"Sit back and wait for the follow-up!"

……

The teachers of Peking University and the leaders of the Ministry of Education in the audience snickered and felt a headache at the same time, what should I do with the goods on the stage?

The leaders of Japanese and Korean colleges and universities were about to vomit blood from Qin Fengqi, but they didn't have a good way to deal with him, so they could only stare at Qin Feng with blood-red eyes.

Qin Feng did not end the attack as everyone expected.

He continued: "That's it, Koreans still praise their food everywhere, and even they have cross talk to introduce Korean food, and the name is also called the name of the dish."

Lin Yang was surprised: "Ah, there is still such a thing?"

"Hahaha"

All the audience laughed, and everyone knew that the show was coming.

When people in the cross talk industry heard this, they all felt stunned, but they immediately understood:

"This is Qin Feng digging a pit, obviously the stick is going to suffer a new round of ravages next"

Qin Feng continued with Lin Yang's words:

"Yes, they have one more dish than ours, the first 204 dishes are all the same, but the last one is different"

Hearing this, everyone at the scene looked at those sticks with disdain, this is their usual face, despicable and shameless!

Lin Yang asked curiously, "Which dish is more?"

Qin Feng raised his right hand and shouted impassionedly: "From Changbai Mountain to Bohai Bay, the three thousand miles of rivers and mountains stretch for 5,000 years, and the original traditional cuisine of the Republic of Korea - Kimchi Smecta !"

Qin Feng said this passage like a cannonball, and the comedy effect was extremely strong.

"Hahaha"

The classmates looked at his expressions, movements, and this funny line, and they immediately laughed like crazy.

Laughter swept through the auditorium like a huge wave.

Looking at the people in the auditorium, a large number of people have already staggered.

The audience watching the live broadcast was also bursting with laughter, and everyone laughed with tears and snot.

"Crazy, completely laughing crazy, how can there be such goods in the world?"

"If I were a stick, I would have rushed up and killed this thing now, it's too immoral"

"I guess all the sticks think like this, this mouth is too poisonous"

"The level of this scolding is simply worshipped, and the current entertainment industry is unparalleled!"

"Kimchi Smecta, there is no better word to describe a stick"

……

Lei Xiaoyang was also laughing, but he laughed a little like crying.

The teachers and leaders of Peking University were also laughing.

Although they tried to stop laughing, it was impossible at all, everyone could only cover their mouths and try their best to keep their voices down, and it was really hard to endure.

The sticks in the audience already hated Qin Feng to the bone marrow, and several girls burst into tears even more angrily.

This is also the position they are in the middle of the auditorium, surrounded by the crowd, unable to move, if they were on the side of the stage, the sticks would have rushed to the stage to tear Qin Feng's stinky mouth.

……

The on-stage performance continues.

Qin Feng adjusted his mood for a moment, and then said:

"Each region has a different name for food, like wonton, everyone in the north calls it that, but in the Liangguang area, people call it wonton, so do you know what it's called in Korea?"

Lin Yang also asked curiously, "What's it called?"

Qin Feng immediately raised his right arm again and shouted: "From Changbai Mountain to Bohai Bay, the three thousand miles of rivers and mountains stretch for 5,000 years, and the original traditional food of the Republic of Korea - Wonton Smecta"

"Hahaha"

As soon as Qin Feng raised his right arm, the audience already knew what he was going to say, and everyone began to laugh wildly.

"Funny me, I'm about to laugh, who will save me"

"My intestines are about to break, this thing is so funny"

"Hahaha, I laughed so well, this cross talk is simply incomparable"

"It's over, today is the end of my hospitalization for sure, facial nerve disorder"

……

The students in the auditorium were laughing wildly, and all the people watching the live broadcast outside the auditorium were also laughing wildly.

Only those sticks had black faces as if they had died of their own father, and they looked at Qin Feng through gritted teeth.

……

Lin Yang smiled and said, "This name is long enough."

Qin Feng said to the audience with a serious face:

"I don't understand, why do Koreans like to eat kimchi so much? Maybe it's because it's the cheapest! Here I would like to advise everyone to eat less kimchi, because pickled food causes cancer."

The audience also nodded approvingly, everyone still has this knowledge.

Lin Yang nodded and said, "It seems that there is such a saying."

Qin Feng smiled and continued: "This is why we can always see in Korean dramas that two people who love each other have just been together, and there will always be one of them who is terminally ill."

"Hahaha"

The audience began to laugh maniacally again.

Lin Yang forgot to pad the words when he laughed on stage.

Qin Feng pointed to the audience and said seriously: "You think it's the plot blood, no, it's kimchi!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter erupted, like a storm.

"Awesome, that's awesome"

"I opened my eyes today!

"Scold the devil, scold the stick, this thing is too ruthless"

"For Qin Feng, I have served, completely convinced, invincible"

"The entertainment industry has never seen such a person, not relying on anything else, just scolding, this product can break into the sky"

"I really want to know how big the psychological shadow area of the stick and the devil is on the scene"

"Do you still need to ask, I can't see my fingers!"

……

(Part of the content of this chapter is selected from Wang Zijian's talk show, explained here) (To be continued.) )