In apartment 3601, Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian sat face to face in the living room, as if they had something important to talk about. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Zeng Xiaoxian, since you have moved here, you are a member of 3601. Hu Yifei said solemnly.

"I didn't want to move here. Zeng Xiaoxian muttered.

"What did you say?!" Hu Yifei didn't seem to leave, and heard Zeng Xiaoxian's mutter.

"No, I didn't say anything. Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly said.

"If you want to live in 3601, you have to abide by the rules of 3601, and I will make it clear to you in advance. Hu Yifei continued to say solemnly.

"Okay, Fei Fei, you say," Zeng Xiaoxian said with a cheap smile, "I'm listening carefully." Zeng Xiaoxian tried to make up for the muttered words, because he didn't know if Hu Yifei really didn't hear it just now, or if he was accumulating to settle accounts after the autumn.

"Shut up!" Hu Yifei stepped on the coffee table and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian from top to bottom, "Only Xiao Tiantian can call me Fei Fei, you can just call me by my name in the future." ”

"It doesn't feel very kind to call the name, is it more kind to call Fei Fei......" Zeng Xiaoxian was babbling about when he suddenly saw Hu Yifei's increasingly cold gaze and quickly stopped talking.

"I, let's talk about it again, in room 3601, you have to listen to me!" Hu Yifei was domineering, and his eyes were close to Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes, "Do you understand?!"

"Oh, I see," Zeng Xiaoxian said dejectedly.

"Look at my eyes?!" Hu Yifei said in frightening fear when he saw Zeng Xiaoxian's erratic eyes.

"People are born with small eyes!" Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"Hmm!," Just when Hu Yifei wanted to continue to play her hegemonic speech, Zeng Xiaoxian's mobile phone rang.

"Hey, who is it?!" Zeng Xiaoxian asked when he saw that there was no caller.

"I'm Peter Zhu," Peter Zhu said, "Teacher Zeng, where are you, let's go have a drink together, I know there is a place where you can watch the game and drink at the same time, I'll look for you after work." Peter Zhu warmly invited Zeng Xiaoxian to go to Hapi again.

"I'm still at home," Zeng Xiaoxian continued: "And I moved today, and I haven't been free for ......the time being" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't finish speaking, and Peter Zhu said enthusiastically: "Teacher Zeng, you have to come out for a drink when you move, celebrate your housewarming, and wash away the bad luck of your new residence by the way." Zeng Xiaoxian was about to refuse, but when he saw Hu Yifei on the side, his domineering appearance, he suddenly thanked Peter Zhu, what a chance!

"Okay, I'll be there in a while," Zeng Xiaoxian said to Hu Yifei: "Colleagues in the unit have to treat you, your rules are listening to when I come back from the night shift, I'll leave first." After Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, he opened the door of 3601 and walked out.

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, Zeng Xiaoxian's exclusive emotional special session started live again, "Welcome to listen to your moon my heart, a good man is me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian." First of all, as usual, let's put on a nice piece of music to relax our minds. A soothing piece of music then played.

"Okay, our emotional hotline is now open, welcome listeners and friends to ......" Zeng Xiaoxian's words were not finished, and the phone editor Judy signaled that a suitable telephone hotline was called.

"Hello," Zeng Xiaoxian connected to the hotline: "Welcome to listen to "Your Moon My Heart", I am the host Zeng Xiaoxian, please ask this audience member to share with us. ”

"Hello Mr. Zeng. ”

"This listener friend, your surname?!"

"I have the same surname as you, and I also have the surname Zeng. ”

"Oh, maybe five hundred years ago we were still our own family," Zeng Xiaoxian said, "So this Mr. Zeng, do you have any emotional problems that you need to talk about in our show?"

"I fell in love with my classmates," Mr. Zeng began to tell his story, "My classmates and I have known each other since we were very young, one grade in one school in primary school, one class in one junior high school, not only one class in high school, but also sitting at the same table for three years in high school, and now we are admitted to the same university, and we have unconsciously fallen in love with each other." ”

"Listening to you say this, you belong to childhood sweethearts, and you have no guesses, which is very good!" Zeng Xiaoxian interjected.

"But his parents didn't agree, my parents didn't agree, and my classmates didn't understand us. Zeng continued: "I don't understand why?!"

"What do you think is the reason?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked, and after speaking, he picked up a glass of water and moistened his throat.

"I think they're just discrimination," the college student said loudly, "Can't two boys fall in love?!"

"Poof," Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but touch the water that he hadn't had time to swallow. "You just said your lover was a boy?!" Zeng Xiaoxian asked uncertainly.

"yes, he's the brother who sleeps on my top bunk!"

"This," Zeng Xiaoxian struggled to organize the language, "Zeng, I think you should, huh...... It's better to find a girl to fall in love. Zeng Xiaoxian said as much as he could.

"Teacher Zeng, I didn't expect you to be as worldly as them," Zeng retorted: "Don't you think that the love between the same sex is the great love, and the relationship between the opposite sex is just to continue life!"

"Classmate Zeng, I can understand your feelings, but I don't support your love ,......" Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly enlightened and refuted, as the successor of communism in his previous life, the three views are the most correct.

In the next half hour, Zeng Xiaoxian and Zeng had a hand-to-hand verbal battle, but neither of them persuaded the other party.

"Teacher Zeng, so be it, it seems that you don't understand me either. Zeng finally said, and then hung up the phone.

"Hey, hey!" Zeng Xiaoxian shouted into the headset, but unfortunately the other party had already hung up the phone. "Well, there has been a little deviation in this classmate Zeng's view of love just now, and I hope that the listeners and friends who are listening to it will take warning, especially if there are adolescent children at home, and they must pay attention to whether their admiration is normal, so as not to have similar accidents," Zeng Xiaoxian finally concluded.

"Let's answer the call from the next listener," Zeng Xiaoxian continued to answer the next hotline call, "Hello, welcome to listen to "Your Moon My Heart", I am the host Zeng Xiaoxian. ”

"Hello Mr. Zeng. The other party greeted Zeng Xiaoxian very politely.

"What is your surname, this listener friend, and do you have any emotional questions that you need to answer?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

"Teacher Zeng, my name is Xiaoxin, I like Xiaojie in our class, but they don't agree. Xiaoxin said.

"Who disagrees?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

"His parents, and the teachers at the school. ”

"Hmm, take the liberty of asking, this Xiaojie is a girl, right?!" Zeng Xiaoxian was a little scared by the previous classmate Zeng, and quickly confirmed whether Xiaoxin liked a girl. "Yes, it's a cute girl!" Xiao Xin confirmed.

"Does that girl like you?" Zeng Xiaoxian continued.

"I like it!" Xiao Xin said excitedly, "We swear to grow old!"

"Love, you must rest assured to pursue boldly, love is a matter of two people, others should not be stopped, otherwise it will hinder the freedom of love, and the freedom of marriage is legally responsible. Zeng Xiaoxian found that there was no problem, but his parents did not agree, and he encouraged Xiaoxin with confidence.

"Is it still legally responsible?!"

"That's right. Zeng Xiaoxian affirmed.

"Thank you, Mr. Zeng, I'm hanging. Xiaoxin thanked him and hung up the phone.

"No thanks," Zeng Xiaoxian said, "This young man is too polite." Here I want to say to those parents who oppose their children's free love, the new era must have a new atmosphere, to follow the trend, love is a matter of two people, please do not interfere with them casually. ””

Soon the midnight live broadcast ended, and Zeng Xiaoxian took a taxi again and returned to the apartment. "Hey, why can't you open it?" Zeng Xiaoxian took out the key and repeatedly opened the door of room 3602, but he couldn't open it.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, what are you doing?!" the door of room 3601 suddenly opened, and Hu Yifei asked.

"Yo, scare me, I'll go home and sleep. Zeng Xiaoxian said naturally, and suddenly remembered that he had moved to room 3601 in the afternoon, and of course the key was also in room 3601.

"You come in for me!" Hu Yifei grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian's collar and dragged him back to room 3601 and pressed him to the sofa.

"What are you doing?!" Zeng Xiaoxian said dissatisfiedly: "Didn't I forget to move, who hasn't had a transition period yet." ”

"Do you know now that you'll live in room 3601?"

"Got it. ”

"Alright, I'll continue to talk to you about the rules of room 3601. Hu Yifei said very seriously.

"You don't sleep so late, just to tell me the room rules?!" Zeng Xiaoxian said speechlessly: "I'm very sleepy, okay, it's going to be dawn if you don't sleep." ”

"No!" Hu Yifei said: "I ordered the room rules for one night, you have to listen to them, otherwise, I can't sleep, and you don't want to sleep!"

"Okay, okay, you say I'll listen. Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly.

"Listen, the first and two people's belongings are placed separately, and the other person's belongings cannot be used without the permission of the other party;"

"No problem. ”

"Second, you must keep public areas clean, you are not allowed to smoke when I am at home;

"No problem, I never smoke. ”

"Third, you must remember to close the door when you go to the toilet, because I always forget to knock on the door, and you must remember to knock before going to the toilet, because I always forget to close the door;"

"Huh?!"

"What??!"

"No," Zeng Xiaoxian said in order to quickly finish listening to sleep.

"Fourth、......

"No problem. ”

"Fifth ......"

"Twenty-fifth,"

"Wait a minute," Zeng Xiaoxian interrupted Hu Yifei's explanation of the room rules and asked, "Yifei, how many more?"

"Oh, and forty-seven. Hu Yifei looked through the book of the record room rules.

"Take it and let me take a look," Zeng Xiaoxian took the room rules in Hu Yifei's hand and looked at them. 25. When I want to watch TV, you are not allowed to use the remote control of the TV......; 45. Dirty clothes should not be piled up in the washing machine, but should be cleaned in time......; Sixty-sixth, if I am in a good mood to cook for you, you must not say that it is not delicious, and you must finish eating; seventy-first, at home, the clothes you wear must cover more than 60% of your skin; seventy-second, when I don't want to talk, you must not talk to me, and when I want to talk, don't talk to me. Note: The final interpretation of the above terms belongs to Hu Yifei!

"What are these all this?!Seventy-two military regulations?!" Zeng Xiaoxian complained.

"It's nothing, I was going to write 108 articles, but then I really couldn't think of it, it's okay, I'll make up for it when I think of it later, 108 is a perfect number!" Hu Yifei said proudly.

Oh my God, kill me!!