Zeng Xiaoxian, as the host of the night shift, got up every day at nearly noon, the dazzling sunlight sprinkled on the comfortable small bed, Zeng Xiaoxian rubbed his eyes, walked out bare-chested, just opened the door of the bathroom, and before he stepped in, he saw a huge jade fist hammered out, right in the left eye. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Ahh Ten minutes later, Hu Yifei came out of the bathroom, saw Zeng Xiaoxian lying at the door of the bathroom, and said, "See if you knock on the door when you enter the door in the future?

"Oh," Zeng Xiaoxian felt a pain in his calf, woke up from the coma, turned over and tried to stand up, and sat on the ground with a pain in his calf. "Hu Yifei," Zeng Xiaoxian saw Hu Yifei in front of him, and said according to his painful left eye, "Hu Yifei, there is a thief in the house, just now I went to the bathroom, a strong man knocked me to the ground with a punch, hurry up and call the police? ! ”

"Who do you say is a strong man?!" Hu Yifei clasped his hands to his chest, looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was shirtless, and said, "I hit that punch just now." As he spoke, he raised his chin and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with disdain.

"Ah?!" Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned, "Why did you hit me, you look like panda eyes." ”

"Room 3601 said in the rules that you have to knock on the door when you go to the bathroom, did you knock?!" Hu Yifei said unexpectedly, "Also, there are rules in the room rules that the body should not be more than 40% exposed, and you should wear a big pair of pants!"

"Then you can't hit people?!" Zeng Xiaoxian retorted: "The one in the room rules says that you can hit people?!"

"Yes!" Hu Yifei said: "The final remarks are written, and the final interpretation belongs to me Hu Yifei." As soon as the words fell, Hu Yifei stretched out his fist again and hit Zeng Xiaoxian's right eye.

Zeng Xiaoxian was defenseless, took two steps back, and covered his right eye with his hand again, "Why are you hitting people again?!" Zeng Xiaoxian was furious.

"A panda always feels uncomfortable when it looks at it, but a pair of pandas looks much more pleasing to the eye. Hu Yifei finished speaking calmly, and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian left and right: "Well, it's much more perfect now." Haha......"

"Don't deceive people too much!" Zeng Xiaoxian glared at Hu Yifei with a hideous face: "Let me tell you, I don't usually beat women." After speaking, he walked towards Hu Yifei step by step.

"What do you want to do?!" Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was walking step by step, and said with a hideous face: "Besides, this punch is a punishment for you who don't cover your clothes, and you will be punished for doing something wrong." ”

Zeng Xiaoxian glared at Hu Yifei angrily and continued to walk over step by step.

"What are you going to do?!" Hu Yifei was a little timid in his heart, and Bi Duan Zeng Xiaoxian was a little cautious now. Hu Yifei collapsed, clenched his fists and continued: "Don't come here, I'm going to make a move if I go any further, I'm the champion of the Demon Capital National Arts Competition." ”

"I can't go back to the bedroom and put on some clothes," Zeng Xiaoxian said through gritted teeth.

"Oh," Hu Yifei hurriedly turned sideways to get out of the way, watching Zeng Xiaoxian walk back to his bedroom, and then his whole body relaxed. Why did I feel scared just now, it must be an illusion, what have I been afraid of when Hu Yifei is so big? But this Zeng Xiaoxian is still quite durable. Me too, how come every time I see this slut, I have the urge to beat him, Hu Yifei thought to himself.

Zeng Xiaoxian went back to the bedroom to get dressed and walked out again. "Huh!" Hu Yifei snorted heavily deliberately, in order to attract Zeng Xiaoxian's attention. "Is there something wrong with Ms. Hu?!" Zeng Xiaoxian saw Hu Yifei sitting on the sofa in the living room, and had to say hello.

"Here," Hu Yifei stretched out his hand, and there were two eggs on his palm.

"Hitting a pair of panda eyes and giving two eggs is an apology, it's too casual, right?!" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the two eggs in Hu Yifei's hand and didn't reach out to take them.

"Take it," Hu Yifei raised his hand and threw the two eggs at Zeng Xiaoxian, who hurriedly took them in his hand. "Why, I didn't fight enough just now, and I still want to hurt people with a hidden weapon. Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth is still so cheap. "That's not for you to eat," Hu Yifei said, "That's for your eyes, used to invigorate blood and remove blood stasis." ”

"Is it reliable?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked, "Why haven't I heard of this statement?!"

"Of course it's reliable," Hu Yifei said affirmatively: "When I was young, every time I was injured while practicing Chinese martial arts, my mother would take two eggs and put them on the bruised area, and it would get better soon." ”

"Really? Okay, I'll try. As he spoke, Zeng Xiaoxian knocked open the egg skin and stuffed an egg into his mouth, "Well-it's delicious." ”

"Hey, why did you eat it?!" Hu Yifei shouted dissatisfiedly.

"I'm hungry and I'm coming back from the night shift and haven't eaten yet. Zeng Xiaoxian explained: "Besides, isn't there another one?" said as he peeled off the remaining eggs and put them on his eyes.

Hu Yifei saw Zeng Xiaoxian with his eyes closed, and got up to prepare lunch.

"Alright, eat. Hu Yifei said to Zeng Xiaoxian, who was still dressing his eyes.

"Hu Yifei, do you see if there are fewer bruises on my eyes?"

"I applied it for a while just now, and the effect was obvious after a long time. Hu Yifei continued: "Also, it's good to call me Yifei in the future." ”

"Really?!You're not going to find a reason to beat me, are you?!" Zeng Xiaoxian said uncertainly. I saw Hu Yifei roll up his sleeves and say to Zeng Xiaoxian: "You, come here." ”

"No, I can't. Zeng Xiaoxian saw Hu Yifei's behavior and quickly shook his head, and leaned back into the sofa. Hu Yifei saw that Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't come, so he had to go over by himself. "Take your hands off. Hu Yifei saw Zeng Xiaoxian holding an egg in his hand, blocking his eyes, so he said.

"Hu Yifei, you're beating someone, I'm going to fight back. Zeng Xiaoxian said weakly.

"If I don't hit you, I'll just come over to see if your blood has melted," Hu Yifei said very gently: "Xiaoxian, take your hand away, okay?"

"Hmm-" Zeng Xiaoxian felt even more frightened when he heard the different tone of Hu Yifei's voice, shaking his head and muttering: "Don't take it away, don't hit people in the face." ”

", let you take it away, just take it away, where is the ink or something!" Hu Yifei saw that Zeng Xiaoxian didn't listen to what he said, so he immediately returned to normal and yelled, "If you don't take it away, I'll beat you all over the face!"

"Oh," Zeng Xiaoxian felt that this time it was normal Hu Yifei, and carefully removed the hands covering his eyes.

"Well, it's recovering well. Hu Yifei pulled Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes and looked carefully. Zeng Xiaoxian's whole head was in Hu Yifei's arms, smelling the fragrance from Hu Yifei's body, and his heart throbbed slightly.

"Fei Fei, what are you doing?!" Tian Erniu suddenly opened the door of room 3601 and came in, and saw Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei in an ambiguous state.

"Britney, why are you here. Hu Yifei let go of Zeng Xiaoxian and asked, "Didn't you go to try on the wedding dress with Wang Tiezhu?"

"Don't mention it," Tian Erniu said, "I just tried one, and Tie Zhu was called away by the company that bought his game." Fei Fei, why don't you go with me to try on a wedding dress, okay?" said Tian Erniu, who was still holding Hu Yifei's arm.

"Okay, okay, don't bother, I'll go. Hu Yifei said: "Let me have lunch first, I haven't had lunch yet." ”

"Fei Fei, are you still cooking?!" Tian Erniu said in surprise: "Is there any egg fried rice? I love your egg fried rice the most!"

"Yes. ”

"Great!" Tian Erniu and Hu Yifei served their meals, sat down at the dining table, and got up, "Zeng Xiaoxian, why don't you eat?" Tian Erniu, who had finished eating a bowl of egg fried rice, saw Zeng Xiaoxian sitting alone on the sofa with an egg in his hand, so he asked.

"Hehe, that's ...... me"

"Zeng Xiaoxian, your bowl is there, go serve it yourself. Hu Yifei didn't wait for Zeng Xiaoxian to finish speaking, and pointed to the dishes and chopsticks on the side and said.

"Oh, good. Zeng Xiaoxian was really hungry, so he ate unceremoniously.