Qin Feng's Weibo was completely blown up!

"I'm laughing to death, how did you come up with it?

"I have a room and still use the lamp?"

"The brain hole is too big, and that's it!"

"I love this cross talk so much, it's just hilarious!"

……

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Everyone laughed and discussed that this was enough to laugh at the dead man's stand-up comedy.

Backstage in the studio.

The deafening boos fell, and Qin Feng smiled and picked up the content just now.

"To put it briefly, all the gods and goddesses have shined, and there were bursts of laughter in the Lingxiao Palace, everyone was very happy, and someone shouted from the horn, dodging away!

The immortals looked back, and there was one, this lord and that thin, if there was no bone frame to block it, and he had to be thin inside, his face was wrinkled and piled up, and his face was full of grief and indignation, and he came here.

At a glance, the Jade Emperor still knows, who is it? The Ten Thousand Laws Sect Master of the Eagle Mountain! There were tears in his eyes. …… The Jade Emperor said, "What's the matter?" Why are you crying? On the day of great joy, you are very happy, are you here to offer some treasure?"

Hearing this, some scholars who have studied "Journey to the West" couldn't help but nod.

It seems that this kid has really put in a lot of effort, and he actually talked about the master of the Ten Thousand Laws, and this character doesn't have a lot of strokes in the book!

The laughter fell, and everyone listened with great interest, waiting for the next hilarious moment.

Qin Feng cried with a sad face and said sadly:

"The Master of the Ten Thousand Laws Sect wiped his eyes, Jade Emperor, I took advantage of the gathering of immortals in the Three Realms today, and I came to avenge my grievances. …… Hey, another day, another day.

I won't have a chance another day...... Then tell me, what's the matter?...... Your Majesty, I live in Vulture Mountain, you also know, I think that before the World Venerable came to the Tao, he practiced in the Snow Mountain, fell in love with my Vulture Mountain, and told me to borrow it for a year, I thought about it, I borrowed him for a year, don't worry, let him write me a note, borrow it for a year!

I didn't expect that when the year expired, I asked him to go, and I opened this note, and it was written ten!

There was a burst of laughter at the scene, and the Master of the Ten Thousand Laws Sect was obviously deceived.

Qin Feng didn't pause and continued.

"But ten is ten, ten years later, I went, and there was one more on it, and it became a thousand years"

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter.

This trick is too damaging, don't you bully honest people? The Master of the Ten Thousand Laws Sect is also lacking in heart.

Qin Feng's voice continued.

"You also know that the common people can't wait for a thousand years, you can be a god, it's easy to survive until a thousand years, I went, open it and look at it again, it says forever!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter has turned into hilarity.

The audience was laughing and leaning back and forth, it was so embarrassing!

Some people laughed while writing these words in the palm of their hands, and the more they wrote, the happier they became, and the laughter became louder and louder.

Qin Feng said with a sad face:

"Your Majesty, it would be inappropriate for the World Venerable to do this, so today, in front of all the immortals, you will be the Lord for me, Your Majesty, what should you do about this matter?

The Jade Emperor thought for a while, shook his head and said, "It's hard to say, you have a contract!" This is all the will of the free man himself, and it is inconvenient for us to participate, if you don't have this article, we can be reasonable."

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter burst out, shaking Qin Feng's ears.

The gods also talk about contracts! It's really advanced enough, and it also frees people's own will, it's too good!

Everyone has admired Qin Feng's ability to open the river to the ground, there is really nothing that this kid can't think of, everything in him can be used to joke for everyone's fun.

Teacher Wang Jianxin and Teacher Jia Xiaolin, who were watching TV, immediately burst into laughter when they heard this.

Co-author, you kid just explains the contract like this! How do you take the basic course of law?

Qin Feng frowned, cried and began to tear the IOU.

"Your Majesty, look at me! The Master of the Ten Thousand Laws Sect directly tore up the IOU, slapped it with his hand, and a puff of smoke disappeared. Without!...... Jade Emperor: Then how can you say that someone borrowed it from you?"

He said as he looked triumphantly at the camera lens.

"Hahaha"

Another wave of laughter.

The audience was paralyzed with laughter, and they looked like they were communicating with tears.

"The Jade Emperor is too lacking in virtue, is there such an immortal?"

"This mouth, how many immortals have been lost today!"

"Yes, these gods in our mythology are all said to be like ruffians."

"Who's going to save me! Dude's belly is about to explode with laughter!"

……

On the stage, Qin Feng raised his hand triumphantly.

"People have faces, trees have bark, this, do you have evidence? All the immortals asked, what about the evidence? The master of the Ten Thousand Laws Sect cried like a tearful man, okay, okay, I'll go!"

turned around and left, and when he turned around at the door, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall was singing and dancing, and everyone was applauding and applauding for the wisdom of the Jade Emperor."

"Hahaha"

The laughter was deafening, even in front of the television.

"Bang Bang Bang"

Along with laughter, warm applause also thundered.

……

Another three or five minutes passed, and the laughter never stopped in front of the live TV.

Everyone laughed so hard that they almost lost their strength, but everyone was still full of interest and listened with relish.

Everyone didn't realize that this stand-up comedy had been broadcast live for almost twenty minutes!

This is something that has never happened in the live broadcast in previous years, no one has ever enjoyed this kind of treatment, Qin Feng is the only one!

The program group of "Lantern Festival on the Fifteenth Day of the First Lunar Month" and the director team of the Lantern Festival Gala also didn't realize it.

People were immersed in Qin Feng's wonderful performance, and were deeply attracted by this alternative and funny "Journey to the West".

On the temporary stage, Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed and said loudly:

"Two flowers bloom, each with a branch, the master of the Ten Thousand Laws and Miao Jixiang respectively pressed the lower realm for the time being, only said the Tang monks and apprentices on the way to learn the scriptures.

On this day, the master and apprentice came to Cangyan Ridge of the Qingjin Country in Xiniuhe Prefecture and met the king of the Qingjin Kingdom, why is the king here? It was blown here by a gust of wind, and it was the Wanfa Sect Master of the Nether Realm who caused trouble.

The king stepped forward to greet him, told Tang Seng and his apprentices about his affairs, and begged them to help subdue demons and catch monsters.

How tall is it? It's less than half a meter, and there's a slightly taller one, a goblin, standing up, holding a knife, three hundred years old, eggplant, potatoes, green peppers."

"Hahaha"

The audience chuckled, this can also be a goblin?

Qin Feng showed a surprised expression.

Tang Seng was startled, what kind of monster?...... We are three fresh."

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter.

Everyone laughed and stomped their feet and slapped their hands, which was very lively.

"Isn't this a dish?

"Hahaha, I said that the monsters are eggplants, potatoes, and green peppers, and the explosion point is buried here."

"I'm so funny, I won't tell you the name of the dish, right?"

……

"Bang Bang Bang"

The laughter was mixed with thunderous applause.

Qin Feng also smiled and slapped his palm.

"Tang Seng is very happy, Wukong, I'm hungry for the teacher, I can be vegetarian! Sun Dasheng stretched out his hand and took out the golden hoop stick in his ear, shook it in the wind, and held the end of the stick with his hand, wahahahaha!

Then he threw the golden hoop stick up, and the golden hoop stick turned into a big shovel, followed by the half-suspended green onions, ginger, garlic, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, and water starch fell. The goblin wiped his head and ran, it's amazing, the cook is here!"

"Hahaha"

The audience immediately burst into laughter and tears.

Qin Feng explained solemnly:

"Fairy, it's different, some cultivators are long, such as foxes, they have to cultivate for 10,000 years to become a nine-tailed fox, but generally they can't get to that point, and God will kill them with thunder.

Therefore, it is very difficult to cultivate goblins, there are big and small goblins, they are different, such as turtle spirits, chicken essences, these are all goblins that serve the kitchen, and dish soap, this goblin is particularly water-intensive!"

Another burst of laughter rang out.

In particular, many housewives laughed to tears, these goblins are all too familiar!

Qin Feng smiled, nodded his finger and said:

"Fairies are different from goblins, some goblins are to become immortals, and some goblins are to harm people, like today's goblins, they are purely cute!"

Everyone laughed, isn't this a cute goblin!

Qin Feng raised his hand outwards and said with a smile:

"Scared away, you think, what can you do with eggplant potatoes? The king is down-to-earth, great, four gods of food...... Oh, no, no. …… The elves call you a cook?...... Come with us and make sure you have a chance of recovering your country.

Walked forward to a village, it was already late at this time, the master and apprentice lived in the small temple at the entrance of the village, after settling the master, Sun Dasheng came to the courtyard, sniffed it, Sun Dasheng nodded, there is a lively scene here tonight!"

The cross talk has reached the end of the part, looking at the joyful smiles of everyone at the scene, Qin Feng is very satisfied.

It was over in a moment, and it was another perfect show.

After a pause, Qin Feng continued:

"There is a great good man in this village, two people, in their fifties, who have no children and no daughters under their knees, and the old lady is also anxious, burning incense every night, begging God to reward me with a child.

After burning the incense, I went back to the house and sat down, and on the third watch, the oil lamp was dimmed, and when I flicked the lamp, a lamp moth came, flying around the oil lamp.

The old lady was kind-hearted, afraid that it would die on the fire, so she flicked it with her hand, and all of a sudden, the lamp moth rose, poof!

A goblin came out of the black smoke, took a big mouthful of blood, ate the old lady in one bite, transformed into this lady again, sat down on the spot, touched his stomach, and waited!"

The style of cross talk has changed abruptly, and there is a tense atmosphere between the words.

With Qin Feng's vivid language description and image body movements, all the audience were emotionally nervous, and their hearts were unconsciously pinched.

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and pointed outward.

After waiting for another bowl of tea, there was a fragrant wind in the courtyard, and it was not just something, and a red light from the sky slapped into the stomach of the fake lady.

Suddenly, the belly grew bigger, and it got bigger and bigger, and then I heard a click, and a child came out! The little baby grew when it landed, and for a while it looked like a teenager.

This fake lady is happy, I am waiting for you! A mouth wants to eat this child, this child rounded his arms and gave a big mouth.

You think I don't know you! But I came out of your belly, the two of us have a mother-son relationship, spare you today, this mother-son relationship will be broken, and you won't be able to live if we meet again in the future!

The goblin nodded, and a black wind followed the window and left.

The child roared in the sky, stepped out, just went out, Sun Wukong came down from the sky, pulled his hand, others don't know you, I know you, you are my Buddha Rulai's apprentice Miao Jixiang! Follow me, there is a big event tonight!

This led to 'breaking into the palace courtyard at night, true and false wonderful auspiciousness, Sun Wukong showed his magical powers, and visited the palace three times!'"

After saying the last sentence, Qin Feng picked up the waking wood on the stage and gently knocked it on the table.

"Smack"

The crisp sound woke up everyone who was addicted.

Hearing this waking wood, everyone understands that this stand-up is over.

But that's not enough!

"Bang Bang Bang"

The applause immediately burst into a storm, and everyone at the scene and in front of the television began to applaud enthusiastically.

"Good!

"Qin Feng, what a good job, this cross talk is amazing!"

……

The applause and cheers, accompanied by applause, were deafening!

Qin Feng walked out of the cross talk platform and bowed to the camera.

"Thank you for your support, the first round of stand-up comedy "Journey to the West" has been finished, this hole has also been filled, I hope you are satisfied, as for the follow-up rounds, I will find time to continue to tell you.

Please pay attention to the cross talk between me and Lin Yang at the Lantern Festival Gala, it is also very funny, it will definitely make you laugh, thank you again for your strong support, I wish you a happy Lantern Festival"

"Bang Bang Bang"

The applause thundered again. (To be continued.) )