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The audience at the scene and in front of the TV was already laughing breathlessly, and Qin Feng's Weibo and circle of friends were even hotter.

"This one mouth sounds so enjoyable!"

"I'm completely convinced of Qin Feng, and what I say is better than my counterpart"

"This is the first paragraph, there will be more at night, I guess my buddy will die of laughter today!"

"It's funny to me, "Journey to the West" can still say that, it's an eye-opener!"

……

In addition to laughter, there are also people who can't laugh when they see Qin Feng unpleasantly.

This includes many people in the Beijing cross talk industry.

In the background of CCTV are some cross talk actors led by Gu Weimin and Yang Wenshan, and in front of the TV are the leaders of the cross talk association and many members of the association.

Looking at Qin Feng, who had infinite scenery, each of them felt a hot pain on their faces.

In particular, the burst of laughter echoing in their ears was like a slap in the face, making them feel ashamed.

The so-called ban on Qin Feng's cross talk by the Cross Talk Association has now completely become a joke in the music circle, and they themselves are ashamed to mention it.

Several leaders of the association were watching TV at this time, their eyes were on fire, and they were also full of helplessness.

They have completely lost their way to Qin Feng! They can't even smear it!

It's all because of the song of the Spring Festival Gala, when they saw that the main theme of the zero point finale was Qin Feng's work, they had already realized that something was wrong!

Qin Feng may not be able to suppress it!

This bad idea became a reality directly after the Spring Festival holiday.

"My Motherland and Me" was quickly promoted throughout the country under the auspices of the Propaganda Department of the Central Committee, and many local Taiwan evenings began to sing this song.

During this time, Peng Yugang and the Symphony Orchestra of the Conservatory of Music became the busiest people in the entertainment industry, and they flew around the country to catch up with the performances, fully cooperating with the propaganda task of the Central Propaganda Department.

As the first songwriter of "My Motherland and Me", Qin Feng must not be discredited at this stage!

The Cross Talk Artists Association naturally did not dare to touch this mold, otherwise it would inevitably attract the beating of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television, and even the warning of the Propaganda Department of the Central Committee of the People's Republic of China.

As for the association coming forward to coordinate with the local station and asking them to cooperate with the ban on Qin Feng, it has become a fool's dream! The cross talk association simply didn't mention it, they wished that the four blocking measures had never been released.

Now they can only helplessly watch Qin Feng be in the limelight, constantly slapping the association's face, without a little trick to deal with it.

……

Qin Feng didn't care at all about Gu Weimin's malicious eyes, and even enjoyed the feeling that his opponent had nothing to do with him.

He glanced at several cross talk actors on the periphery, and continued to smile and open his mouth.

"There is another one next to him, it is Wuzhuang Guan Zhen Yuanzi, Zhenyuan Daxian! happy, hahahaha, Jade Emperor, I don't have any magic weapon, I brought you a few ginseng fruits, this is a good baby!

Thirty in 10,000 years, ten of them are dedicated to my Buddha Rulai, and a few good brothers are divided, and there are only ten left, five for you, and I will keep five.

The Jade Emperor put it on the table, and there were five ginseng fruits, ah! Good things! Good things! As soon as Zhen Yuanzi turned around, he came and gave the carts of ginseng fruits to everyone."

"Hahaha"

Laughter resumed.

It turns out that the Jade Emperor is a stupid boy! Everyone else believes everything.

Qin Feng beckoned with a sad face.

"The Jade Emperor said, you come back, thirty in 10,000 years! What happened to the cars? Zhenyuan Daxian said, Jade Emperor, you eat yours, yours is different from theirs, theirs is genetically modified products."

There was another burst of laughter.

"Oh! I'm going to die of laughter, Heavenly Court also eats genetically modified fruits!"

"Dude is completely crazy with laughter! It's so! Even GMOs have come out."

"Imagination knows no limits!

"Hahaha, who should take this demon away, or I'll hang up!"

……

Qin Feng laughed twice, then raised his hand and pointed outward.

"There is another immortal here, dressed in white, with two big eyebrows, and a purple gold bowl in his hand, Jade Emperor, look at my baby. …… What are you taking?

Purple gold bowl. …… What's the use?...... It can hold millions of soldiers, as well as vegetables, rice, and soup. …… So have you loaded a million soldiers?...... No. …… Sit down and eat, and you'll be served later."

With Qin Feng's long sigh, the scene and in front of the TV burst into laughter, and everyone laughed so much that tears flew straight to their eyes.

This fairy is a begging for food!

……

Qin Feng looked at the cross talk platform in front of him, and said with a happy face:

"Great! Five ginseng fruits, for the Queen Mother and the Queen Mother, I will eat three, no, I have to give her two, I am talking about it, there is one standing up here.

Emperor Xuanwu of the Northern Heavens, Jade Emperor, I don't have anything remarkable, look at my thing, take out a small flag, triangular, pure black, my baby is called the soap flag.

The Jade Emperor asked, what's the use?...... The flag is unfurled, obscuring the sky...... Try it! As soon as this flag waved, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall was all black. …… Oops!

The Jade Emperor is very happy, good things, quickly collect the supernatural powers! In this flash, the flag is back, and the Jade Emperor is happy, oops, it's so good!--What about my ginseng fruit? Who stole my ginseng fruit?"

As he spoke, Qin Feng began to look around the platform.

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter burst out and resounded in the sky.

The audience was already dying of laughter.

Countless people wiped their tears while patting their thighs and laughing wildly.

"Hahaha, what kind of fairy is this! Why are there even thieves?"

"Oh, I'm laughing at the old lady, the Jade Emperor is a stupid boy."

"Heavenly Court is so fun, everyone together pit the Jade Emperor!"

"Could it be that the fairy who took the bowl did it?

……

Qin Feng looked around, returned to the microphone, and spread his hands helplessly.

"Hey! There are all immortals in Lingxiao Palace, and the Jade Emperor has no way! I can only continue, and that immortal has a treasure to present, let's watch it together."

One of the people who beat that came over, with a red face, hair and beard, and a little god to see His Majesty. There are too many immortals, people can't come, this Jade Emperor doesn't know, Aiqing, are you?

There are four dragon kings in the lower realm, and there are dragon kings in the lower rivers, lakes and streams, and the youngest is the well dragon king, who is responsible for the water in the well.

"Hahaha"

Another burst of laughter.

Is there water there? Be a dragon king there!

Qin Feng continued with a smile.

"They also draw lots, this wave of them have graduated, a few little dragon kings, you can choose, this master is the key to school and don't know how to read, take it casually.

Everyone said, "This is for you, where are you?" You are from Poyang Lake, where are you? You are from Haihe. Anyway, that's it, one for each person.

He didn't know how to read, but he knew that it was good where there were three points of water, and the water source was abundant, so he took a desert!"

"Hahaha"

The audience burst out laughing.

This dragon king is too lacking in heart!

The laughter fell slightly, and Qin Feng continued to take everyone to his "Journey to the West"

Qin Feng stretched out three fingers and said helplessly:

"Others may not have so many three points of water, there may not be five words for the word, one is great, he has three points of water in both words, desert, the Middle East and the Arab region, eight hundred miles of Hanhai!

When I take office there, I can't cry anymore! Dig a pit on the ground, put up a parasol, and sit every day, the Dragon King of the Hanhai! The Jade Emperor is about to cry when he hears it, it's so touching, this habit, back into the water, it's enough to choke!"

The laughter at the scene and in front of the TV continued, and the louder the voice, everyone was almost paralyzed by the laughter of the poor Hanhai Dragon King.

Qin Feng also laughed twice, and then continued.

"The Jade Emperor asked, you have come all the way here, do you have any treasures to display?...... I can't compare to them, they all have a crystal palace, I can only dig the sand for a while, I can cool off, dig the sand and dig out a baby, well! I dig out a lamp."

As he spoke, Qin Feng gestured with his hand to the shape of a lamp.

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter.

Everyone almost understood what he was going to say, and they all laughed to tears.

Qin Feng continued to gesture on the stage and said:

"It's a big lamp, a long mouth, I don't know what to use it for, I originally wanted to drink water, rubbed the lamp cover, and a fairy came out of it, what a big monster!

The Jade Emperor said, try it. …… As soon as the Hanhai Dragon King rubbed the cover, a puff of blue smoke came out, and a big blue goblin, a big fat man, a big man, stood on the lamp cover, and looked at the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor is happy, okay! Very powerful! If you can meet people's wishes, you can change a house for me. This blue goblin's tears are falling, Jade Emperor, I want to have a room and still use the lamp?"

"Hahaha"

The audience went crazy with laughter.

"Puff, puff、......"

The dull sound of falling to the ground rang out almost everywhere, and countless people fell from their seats laughing and then sat on the floor and burst into laughter.

"Bah-!"

Deafening boos followed.

Whether it is backstage CCTV or in front of the TV, everyone is cheering for Qin Feng's wonderful performance with boos. (To be continued.) )