Chapter 2: Funny and wacky wedding scenes
It turned out that in the past few days, while looking for a love apartment, Lu Xiaobu also studied English in his spare time, and now his English level is not what it used to be.
As for why Lu Xiaobu was able to learn English in such a short period of time, if it was because there was a good learning method, everyone would definitely not believe it, well, in fact, it was because Lu Xiaobu had the ability to remember after the crossing, and he could quickly digest and absorb the knowledge he had seen, and even everything he had seen in his previous life was also vivid.
The current Lu Xiaobu can be said to be more Einstein than Newton, as long as he wants to learn, it takes others several years or more than ten years to learn, he may learn it in a month or even ten days.
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The lawn downstairs of the love apartment, the wedding is about to start, Lu Xiaobu came down to prepare, and by the way, see if Meijia is here.
The wedding venue is so big, if Mika comes, you will definitely be able to see it at a glance.
Sure enough, Lu Xiaobu saw Meijia eating and drinking there from a distance, and from time to time he took something and stuffed it into his bag.
Quietly walked behind Meijia, "Chen Meijia!"
"Lu Ziqiao?!Why are you!?" Meijia looked at Lu Ziqiao in surprise, she never thought that she could rub Lu Ziqiao out with a meal.
"Why can't it be me?"
Lu Xiaobu pulled his black coat, "See, I'm the priest of today's wedding."
"Father, I think it's nerves."
"I'm embarrassed to say me, I think you came in today to eat and drink."
"Who said that, I'm a friend of the bride, and they invited me here," Mika said with a humble heart.
"You said you are the bride's friend?" Say, what is the bride's name?" Lu Xiaobu already had the victory.
"I, Iā" Mika was at a loss.
"If you can't answer, you know you snuck in."
"You, don't be complacent, I'm here with my boyfriend today," Mika threatened.
"Oh, I'm so scared, where is your boyfriend, you have the ability to pull it out. ā
"He's gone to the bathroom, I'm going to take him out!"
"Come on, there's only one old man in the toilet!" Lu Xiaobu said speechlessly, "Okay, I won't tease you anymore, how are you doing?"
Meijia looked at Lu Xiaobu incredulously, "Are you still the same Lu Ziqiao, you actually care about me." ā
"Anyway, I'm also your ex-boyfriend, and I should give you a polite condolence," Lu Xiaobu said haha.
"Besides, I don't know who was so ruthless and left a big beauty to run away by herself," Mika complained.
"I'm doing it for your good, if you follow me, you'll only hurt you"
"Excuses!"
At this moment, a suona sound suddenly sounded, "Friends, guests, welcome to my friends Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu's wedding......" Zeng Xiaoxian's voice came out of the microphone.
"Wow, such a hot name, I can guess it," Mika said in disbelief.
"Hmph, I've known for a long time, that's why I let you say it," Lu Xiaobu smiled evilly.
"You scoundrel!, you know how to bully me!" Mika said angrily.
Before Mr. Zeng finished speaking, the microphone suddenly stopped sounding, and then several fake singers rushed out with musical instruments to "sing" the crazy version of 'Love When You Die'.
Zeng Xiaoxian knew at a glance that it was Hu Yifei who did it, and rushed to Hu Yifei's side with an indignant face and said, "Hu Yifei!
"I'm the director!" Hu Yifei showed no weakness.
"You..."Zeng Xiaoxian was helpless, but...
"Hmph" A sinister smile appeared at the corner of Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth, and he suddenly reached out and pressed it on the player, and the high-pitched tune of 'Love When You Die' immediately became the English version of 'Husband and wife return home'.
This not only made a few fake singers look confused, but even the guests in the audience were also confused.
Lu Xiaobu and Chen Meijia were also dumbfounded when they watched this scene, and at this moment the wedding march sounded, and the strange thing was that there was a burst of firecrackers in this romantic tune.
"Aren't you a priest, don't you hurry up and get ready, the bride and groom are coming," said Mika.
Lu Xiaobu knew that it should be Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu who came at this time.
"Don't worry, the real newcomer hasn't arrived yet"
"A real newcomer?" Chen Meijia's head is obviously insufficient.
The sound of the wedding march fluttered tactfully, and the Mercedes-Benz wedding car came slowly, but what got off the wedding car were two young men and women in civilian clothes, who were Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu.
Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian ran over, and Hu Yifei looked at these two people in surprise, "Zhanbo, why are you in the wedding car?"
"That's a long story, I'll talk about it later."
"Sister, let me introduce, this is my friend Wanyu," Zhanbo introduced.
"Hello," Wan Yu greeted gently.
"Hello, this is my brother," Yifei said, pointing at Zhanbo.
Teacher Zeng behind Yifei stretched out his hand to get to know him, but was slapped away by Yifei, "This is my enemy."
Wan Yu obviously saw that Yifei was joking, so she didn't care.
The four of them are introducing each other, and Lu Xiaobu is ......
"Look, I'll just say that this time it's not a real newcomer," Lu Xiaobu said.
"How do you know?" said Mika, confused.
"Of course, it's because I'm a priest, I can pinch it," Lu Xiaobu bragged.
"Please, my Father Lu, are you professional, can you pinch it, it's obviously a Taoist priest," Meijia hated him.
Xiaobu was about to refute, but was interrupted by Teacher Zeng's voice.
"Ladies and gentlemen, just a little joke with you, the bride and groom are about to arrive, in this beautiful moment of the grand event, I can feel the strong blessings you give to the couple, so here we have received a special congratulatory letter, it is from the special old man of the couple, that is the founder of our apartment"
Mr. Zeng talked eloquently on stage, worthy of being a host, although he has always been a radio host who broadcasts live late at night, but after all, he is from a professional class, and he still has two brushes.
"I'm so happy to see such a young couple tying the knot in my house and I send their best wishes!
You have fulfilled one of my wishes, and I welcome all lovers to stay in my apartment, so I would like to give two gifts.
The first gift is for the newcomer, and within my power, I can help you make a wish come true.
The second gift is for everyone, all lovers who fall in love in our apartment can enjoy free water and electricity, and the rent is halved!!"
Lu Xiaobu and Chen Meijia looked at each other in the audience, and the two of them instantly understood the information expressed in each other's eyes.
The two looked at each other and smiled, and all the words were silent......