The first chapter is a spoof of the crossing

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At noon in summer, the sun is as good as ever to show off its excess energy.

As a result, the tortured people took refuge in the cool room.

Of course, there is another kind of person who has never come out of the room, and that is the legendary otaku!

"My name is Lu Xiaobu and I am 21 years old.

That's right, it's Lu Xiaobu, who is only a little bit short of the legendary number one macho man in the world!

…… However, he is a famous macho man in history, but I am a standard college otaku. People have a beautiful Diao Chan as his wife, but I am a legendary single aristocrat (in fact, it is a single dog, be quiet! save me some face!).

But!

One thing we are absolutely the same!

That's ...... We are all from civilian backgrounds!(To sum up, I, Lu Xiaobu, just want money or no money, no power, no power, and a poor dick with no background.) )”

"As usual, in this hot summer, for the sake of my personal safety, I stayed in my bedroom to watch the love apartment.

(Nonsense!As the only person in the dorm who hasn't been nourished by love, will I go out and wander at this time?I'm not stupid!).

I've watched this TV series several times, but I still enjoy it, I yearn for the happy life in the love apartment, with best friends and loved the most!

However, there are unforeseen circumstances, and my life will be in danger when I honestly stay in the dormitory!

My cute laptop took me to martyrdom?!

What? You say you want to know the specifics? Hmph, I'll tell you in the next life!"

………………………………………………………

The morning sun is always so warm, and Lu Ziqiao looked at the park where the wedding was being held

"Finally found it!

The Lu Ziqiao in front of him is actually no longer the original Lu Ziqiao, but the newborn Lu Ziqiao who was replaced by Lu Xiaobu who came through!

Lu Xiaobu was originally reviewing the love apartment in the dormitory, just seeing the plot of Meijia and Xiaolongren's reunion, and seeing that the lovely Meijia was deceived by Xiaolongren again, Lu Xiaobu really couldn't suppress the power of the wilderness in his body, and in anger, he smashed his fist on the computer keyboard, and then ...... Then he GGG, and his beloved notebook unleashed honey lightning to take him to his death.

Maybe Lu Xiaobu's bad luck has reached the level of pitiful nature, so he crossed over, possessed Lu Ziqiao's body and fused his soul, it can be said that the current Lu Ziqiao is the new Lu Ziqiao dominated by Lu Xiaobu's soul, as for the original Lu Ziqiao, it has turned into a memory.

Today, it has been half a month since Lu Xiaobu traveled to this parallel world with more than 90% similarity to the earth.

At first, Lu Xiaobu was still a little confused, but after a few days of adaptation, he set off to find a love apartment, and finally crossed into this world, how could he miss the life he had longed for for a long time!

But even in the same city, Lu Xiaobu only found this legendary place today.

Lu Xiaobu raised his feet and walked inside, and took out the red envelope he had prepared a long time ago when he passed by the young lady who received the gift money.

"This is my gift money"

"Thank you," the young lady bowed politely.

Of course, Lu Xiaobu will not get mixed in like the original book, although the red envelope he prepared does not have much money in it, but it is also a heart, representing his blessing to the newcomer.

The wedding venue, although it was still early, had already arrived with a lot of people.

Chatting, eating, lively.

However, Lu Xiaobu turned a deaf ear to these, he came to the rescue today, the priest who was supposed to preside over the wedding in the original plot had been pulling in the toilet because he had a bad stomach~, so he had to replace the priest to preside over the wedding.

Walking into the toilet and solving his own problems by the way, Lu Xiaobu really saw the priest who was having diarrhea.

"You're a priest, aren't you?"

The priest glanced up at Xiaobu, and while taking off his coat, he said to him, "Yes, they have asked me to officiate at the wedding, and I have eaten my stomach and intestines." ”

Lu Xiaobu could clearly see the cold sweat on the priest's forehead, "Alas, the lack of organic conditioning of the old man's stomach and intestines, coupled with overeating, can easily lead to gastrointestinal dysfunction."

As he spoke, he suddenly took out a bottle of medicine from an unknown place on his body, "I have a special medicine here, imported from the United States, with fast results, refined from pure Chinese herbal medicines, without any additives, and rich in various nutrients needed by the human body, which can not only cure diseases but also maintain health, how about one?"

"Give me one!"

The priest was clearly overwhelmed and wanted to solve the problem of diarrhea quickly.

A "divine pill" went down to his stomach, and the priest immediately felt refreshed, but...

"Oh!, oh, oh!" Sure enough, it was only three seconds, and the priest, who had a cool and crooked expression just now, rushed into the toilet with a roar of urgency.

"Priest, are you alright?" Lu Xiaobu asked weakly.

"Oh! I was killed by you~......"

"Priest, elder?"

"Father, if you don't go to hell, may God bless you, Amen. ”

"Hehe, I've got it" Lu Xiaobu turned around and compared the priest's clothes, not to mention, they fit quite well.

At this moment, a beautiful woman suddenly rushed in, and Lu Xiaobu already knew the plot, but she was still startled by Hu Yifei.

Lu Xiaobu said speechlessly: "Miss, it seems that this is a men's toilet, right?!"

"I know," Hu Yifei said nonchalantly.

"Why are you still here, come with me, the bride and groom are coming soon!" he said, and took Lu Xiaobula away.

Feeling the irresistible power coming from Hu Yifei's hands, Lu Xiaobu was very shocked in his heart, it was really a girl equivalent to two men, and she lived up to her name!

Love Apartment 3601, Hu Yifei's team is shuttling back and forth in this small suite, so busy that his feet can't touch the ground, and at this moment, Lu Xiaobu has already prepared all the props, wearing a priest's black robe, holding a Bible in his hand, and a cross necklace around his neck.

"Where's your speech, Father?" Hu Yifei walked over and asked.

"Script?" Lu Xiaobu looked confused.

"It's the speech of the bride and groom who said you are willing, I am willing."

"Oh~!, I've hosted weddings many times, I'm familiar with all of this, I don't need a script" Lu Xiaobu opened his mouth and opened his mouth, anyway, he wouldn't lose a piece of meat.

"That's good, but we're going to change it a little bit this time."

"How to change it?" Lu Xiaobu already knew what Hu Yifei was going to say, but he still asked cooperatively.

The bride grew up in England and wanted to have an authentic Western-style wedding, so I came to you, the priest of the Notre Maria Annvention is the most authentic, I have heard the service there with you, you ...... It seems to be new."

"Oh, I've just been transferred from another region, but don't worry, it's all right. ”

"Very good, remember to get your red envelope after it's over, I've arranged it"

"Okay" Seeing Hu Yifei leave, Lu Xiaobu couldn't help but say in his heart, "Fortunately, I know that there is such a stubble, I have been assaulted in the past few days, if it is still the original Lu Ziqiao, it will definitely become a joke."

Originally......

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