On the stage, Qin Feng continued to speak with emotion. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"So what's the matter with the gang chasing him? Hey, there is such a person here, named Zhao Da Neng, who was also dissatisfied with seven and eight dissatisfied when he was young, and later opened a casino.

Li Kui likes this, but there is one thing, he can't count it! Good at gambling money, he can't know how to count! You say it's so good, it's good! It can't be solved from the technical aspect!"

Qin Feng pouted as he said and shook his hands helplessly.

"Hahaha"

Laughter immediately rang out.

Qin Feng himself laughed twice, and then continued with a pale face:

"Li Kui goes every day, scolds the street when he enters the door, and says that you are playing with the door when he enters the door, everyone is very helpless, and he just enters the door and says that we are playing with the lai!"

The audience burst into laughter.

This big hero is a complete bastard! How can he be like this, before he plays, he says that people are cheating!

Qin Feng raised his hand with a bitter face:

"It's like this every day, just hit the door when you enter! Ping Pong May Fourth slipped enough, put the money in your pocket, wipe your head and leave!"

With Qin Feng's description, the audience seemed to have an unreasonable image and style of Li Kui in front of them, and everyone was laughed at it.

The younger siblings in the back row of the audience were foaming with laughter.

"This story is so good, I must let my brother finish it when I go home"

"It's just that it's more exciting than those martial arts novels now, and my brother had better write a book"

"I like Li Kui! I've never seen such an interesting person."

"Hehehe, isn't this just a bastard!"

……

There are many more such comments in the audience.

Everyone has been deeply attracted by the flesh-and-blood, affectionate and righteous characters in this stand-up comedy, and even can't stop listening to it.

on stage.

Qin Feng continued to perform.

"Every day this came out, and then everyone looked for it, and after looking for it, they found Dai Zong, Dai Zong said, why are you like this? Li Kui replied, I am persuading them, gambling is not good!"

"Hahaha"

The audience went crazy with laughter in an instant.

Are you persuading people? Are you robbing openly?

Qin Feng continued with a smile and a smile:

"Dai Zong said, gambling is not good, you are like robbing the road, Zhao Daneng was so angry that he lay down for half a year, and the business was closed and he stopped doing it! He is in one day, and I will stop doing this business!"

The laughter became louder and louder, and the audience was amused by Li Kui, and they were also very embarrassed by Zhao Daneng.

"Qin Feng, it's almost time, it's time to wrap up!"

Listen to the sound of the director laughing breathlessly from the headphones.

Qin Feng nodded slightly, indicating that he had heard.

It's really supposed to end, and the time estimate has been exceeded, but fortunately, there is a post-editing, which should be able to be controlled within the scheduled time.

However, Qin Feng did not end abruptly, but continued to perform at his own rhythm.

"Zhao Daneng is crazy, this is just recently, more than a dozen or twenty friends came to the house, saying that they are not doing anything now?...... What else are you doing? Li Kui won't tell us, gambling is not good!"

When he said this, Qin Feng's face was as bitter as if he had eaten Coptis chinensis, and he vividly expressed Zhao Da's sorrow!

The laughter immediately broke out, and the audience all leaned back and fell in laughter.

"Good!"

The cheers followed, mixed with a lot of boos.

"Well, let's chat, but you think, that brother is good about this, and there are no outsiders today, let's have a little fun by ourselves, and if there is something at home, I will take it out and start playing at home."

The more fun I played, the more I didn't dare to squeak at first, and when I started playing, Zhao Daneng said, don't make a sound, Uncle Li will come later, and we will be able to bear it!

You want to have fun, you can shout too, everyone. How could it be so coincidental! Li Kui passed by the door and heard it, and he couldn't teach a lesson!"

"Hahaha"

The audience went crazy with laughter.

These people are going to be unlucky again! Li Kui will definitely rob them again.

Qin Feng smiled helplessly and continued:

"Go up and push the door, the door is locked, when I turn around, there is a hole in the wall, he is also really flute, a few steps back, pedaling forward, running up, stepping on this hole, turning up, a whirlwind leg, come in!

These people were playing in the house, and when they turned around, a black cloud came down from the courtyard, and Li Kui came in when he pushed the door, and shouted loudly, gambling is not good!"

The studio completely exploded, and everyone laughed to tears.

This Li Kui is so funny! I've never seen anything like this!

The directors in the monitoring room also laughed to death, and they had long forgotten about the performance time.

Qin Feng pursed his lips with a bitter face, and continued:

"These people in the house are all stupid, Zhao Da Nengnai said, you see this thing is making trouble! Yes, we are wrong, we will change. …… No, it's too late, it's all off! It's all off!"

The laughter grew louder and louder, deafening.

"What kind of criminal law do you say? How can you take off your clothes with this gambling money?...... Li Kui asked everyone to take off their clothes.

He gathered people's clothes, found a rope to tie them together, tied them, and threw them into the house when he went out. The second time he entered the house, he put all the money on the table in his arms, wiped his head and ran.

Everyone said that this is not good! Let's chase it, the one with the sheets and the one with the futon chased after Li Kui, and then there was a matter of meeting Song Jiang on the cross street."

Everyone at the scene was already laughing and falling, and many people kept slapping their thighs or the armrests of tables and chairs.

Li Kui is really lacking in morality! Not only robbing people, but also forcing them to run naked.

"These people are chasing closer, as soon as Li Kui turns around, he won't leave, what are you going to do? Do you still want to bully people?"

As he spoke, Qin Feng began to shake his head with a bitter face.

The burst of laughter rang out in bursts, and the audience was almost out of strength with laughter.

It's so powerful, it's completely robber logic!

Qin Feng said with a sad face:

"These people are really crying! Uncle, don't be like this, let's play by ourselves at home. Li Kui said, no one can do it, you know! Everyone is equal before the law!"

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter rose several degrees, and the roof of the studio was about to be blown off.

"Poof!"

Secretary Ning and Secretary Lu burst into laughter instantly, and the two of them looked at Qin Feng helplessly while laughing.

You bastard! Do you explain 'everyone is equal before the law'?

He ran forward, these people chased behind, the third master looked puzzled, it was also fun, so he followed behind, and after walking not many steps, he came to the gate of Jiujiang Mansion.

The old team leader was standing with his beard on his beard just now, Zhao Daneng couldn't bear to call this old man a godfather, and he was able to start a gambling game because of this relationship, but then he didn't expect that the backer who robbed the road was even bigger!"

The audience laughed louder and louder, and everyone listened so much that they didn't realize that a lot of time had passed.

It's time to wrap it up!

Qin Feng looked at the joyful atmosphere of the scene, and he was also very satisfied, he smiled and threw out the last breaking point.

"So it doesn't work, but I met here today, so why don't you talk about it! Zhao Daneng waved his hand at the old team, godfather, come here.

The old man came here, what's the matter? Zhao Daneng pointed to the sheets on his body, look! We ....... Heh, you're all hot like this!"

Another burst of laughter.

Is this hot!

Qin Feng continued:

"No, Zhao Daneng pointed at Li Kui with his hand, it's him! Tell me, he went to the house just now, and we were playing by ourselves at home, and he also robbed us.

Hey! The old team leader sighed, raised his hand and pointed outward, and said, Xiao Dai!

Come here, this ......! Pointing at Li Kui with his hand, Li Kui 'snapped' a big mouth! The old man turned around three times, the corners of his mouth were bleeding, he covered his face with his hand, shed tears, and pointed at Zhao Da with his hand, gambling is not good!"

After speaking, Qin Feng took a step back with a smile, then bowed to the audience, turned around and walked off the stage.

Behind him, there was a deafening burst of laughter, and the audience was on the verge of breaking down with laughter.

At this time, seeing Qin Feng bowing and leaving the stage on the stage, everyone understood that this climax and heart-wrenching stand-up comedy was finished, and if they wanted to listen to the rest of the part, they could only wait for Qin Feng to fill in the pit later.

Although I only listened to one paragraph, everyone was extremely satisfied, this stand-up was so joyful, and the content was also very attractive, I don't know how many times better than the previous sketches and cross talks.

So before Qin Feng stepped off the stage, the audience began to release their enthusiasm.

"Bang Bang Bang"

Accompanied by laughter, applause erupted like a mountain of applause, and instantly swept the entire studio.

"Good!

"That's so good!"

The cheers and cheers also resounded in the sky.

Listening to the voice in his ears, Qin Feng only felt transparent and extremely comfortable.

Today, the audience enjoyed listening to it, and what he said himself was also very enjoyable, and at the same time, he was even more determined to write "Water Margin".

Such a magnificent masterpiece should be displayed in front of all Chinese, so that every Chinese can see what the most perfect 'green forest' looks like.

Although he was very excited to listen to these applause and cheers, he did not turn around and take another curtain call, after all, this was a recording of the party, not a stage performance.

In the enthusiastic and deafening applause, Qin Feng walked into the backstage with a bright smile.

The performance in front of the people of my hometown was successfully completed, and this is another stage that has been conquered by myself! )