The laughter fell, and Qin Feng patted the waking wood "Bang!", and then said with a smile:

"Why is it gone? Take the current position as an example, Liu Ermazi's identity, for example, is a young man at the yamen and the detention center. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

What is Dai Zong's identity? Ma Kuaidu, taking emergency official documents on his behalf, the prison level of the two courts, to put it simply, is the deputy director of the Provincial Public Security Department!"

"Whew!"

There was an exclamation at the scene.

When Secretary Pai Ning heard this, he immediately fell into deep thought, he was wondering if what Qin Feng said was correct.

"Old Yu, is this little guy's analogy correct? We only know a little about the official titles of the Song Dynasty, and we can't judge it! You are a historian, let us explain your doubts!"

Elder Yu looked at Qin Feng in the stands with appreciation, nodded and said:

"The little guy's homework is very well done, and it is also very rigorous! The official titles of the Song Dynasty and the corresponding department positions in modern times are all tightly matched, there is nothing wrong with it, listening to this stand-up comedy, everyone is happy at the same time, and they can also increase a lot of knowledge, which is very good!"

"Wow! That's good!"

After listening to Yu Lao's answer, everyone looked at Qin Feng on the stage again, and their eyes were also full of appreciation.

The show continues.

"My friend's name is Dai Zong, hey! I can't find anyone anymore, so I bowed my head and lay down!"

Qin Feng stretched out his finger and pointed to the ground as he spoke.

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter.

"Bah-!"

There was another burst of boos, of course, this was not a boo Qin Feng, but a boo for Liu Er Mazi.

"I'm scared to death! What's the matter? Hurry up and get up, trembling for a long time, and then I got up! I couldn't even speak, I didn't say a word, I trembled all over, and I went out with my hands on the wall.

I was so frightened that I didn't dare to show my face in this case, and I couldn't see anyone, and I said in my heart, "One hundred and fifty taels of silver sold my life!"

The third master still wondered, what is going on? Could it be that my friend is not popular?"

The laughter at the scene became louder and louder, and everyone listened to it very happily.

The scene in front of him made Qin Feng laugh.

It seems that everyone is the same, everyone likes to listen to the face-slapping plot, which is really cool!

"I didn't say anything all night, I got up early the next morning, and the right friend came over to wash the face of the third master, if you want to say that the third master is very popular, you want to carry the wooden pier to fetch water for him!"

Qin Feng said as he gestured to the actions of the water delivery worker.

"Hahaha"

Burst into laughter.

……

"Wash up, the yali is fine, the third master came out for a walk, and at the same time he was going to see his friends, from the fight to come out, turn a few streets, and come to the yamen of the Jiujiang prefect.

Standing here and looking, there was an old man standing at the entrance of the yamen, an old team leader, how old was he? There must be someone in his fifties or sixties, with old qualifications, and he had no ability, but he had many years.

In this way, even if Dai Zong saw him, he had to politely shout uncle, he is such a person, the old squad leader!

With Qin Feng's description, many people seem to have such an old fritter image in front of their eyes, which is too familiar to everyone, almost every unit will have one or two such people.

This description is extremely close to real life, which makes everyone like this one-talk more and listen to it more fascinating.

Qin Feng smiled humbly and gave a fist salute with both hands

"The third master is here, this uncle, I want to ask you about someone. …… Who's to ask?...... I'd like to ask if Dai Zong is here?

You can't say that when you meet, but everyone is like that! Xiao Dai went out to Nanchang Mansion to deliver official documents, and he should come back today, so you can come back again...... Thank you. …… You're welcome!"

Qin Feng described the scene very vividly in every word, and at the same time, the body movements supplemented by it also made the story stronger and more watchable.

The audience listened to his expressive language description, and then watched his vivid and witty body movements, everyone had an immersive feeling.

And his explanation of Pai Lao also made all adults smile, what a person! The analysis of human nature is too thorough! What a young man!

"The third master called this, and said in his heart, where am I going? Look at a teahouse not far in front, simply, where can I drink some tea, eat some snacks, chat about leisure, and wait for noon when I come back."

The third master thought very thoughtfully, came to the teahouse, and was just about to enter, when he heard a sound in his ears, 'Kick! Kick!', and a group of people behind shouted, 'Don't run! Come back!'"

As soon as Song Sanye turned around, a group of people came from this side, and the one at the top was a big one, twenty-five or sixteen years old, and this big one was one meter eight or five up."

It seems that another important person is about to appear, but I don't know who this person is?

Qin Feng compared his hands to you, glared at you and said loudly:

"A black face, two eyebrows called cinnabar sea cucumber eyebrows, what is a cinnabar sea cucumber? Sea cucumbers all know, a tie to grow, after the hair with thorns.

The cinnabar is red, and as soon as the cinnabar is stained inside, and you stick it on the door of your head, you want to go! The eyebrows! The sideburns and beard, the bloody mouth, the hair is tied in a bun, pinned to a hairpin, and the clothes are all black."

"Haha, can this person still see it? Isn't it just a monster!"

Hearing this incomparably vivid description, the audience exclaimed, and then couldn't help but laugh.

The story is getting more and more interesting!

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed outward.

"Running from hitting that side to this side, the hand is holding his arms, and the clothes are bulging, as if there is something, and he laughs 'ha~ha~ha' while running, like a thunderbolt in the air!

Behind him were twenty or so men, some in their thirties and some in their forties, all men, naked and draped in sheets."

As he spoke, Qin Feng looked shy and made a figurative action of wrapping the sheets.

"Hahaha"

Laughter erupted.

Qin Feng paused, wiped his face and continued:

"You have to say, one or two are unclothed, dozens of people are naked! Surrounded by sheets and bedding, they put their backs and shouted, 'Don't go! Come back soon!'"

This person is not a bystander, he is a well-known hero in the rivers and lakes, 'Black Whirlwind' Li Kui, is he the person here? No, he is originally from Yizhou, Shandong, and lives with his mother."

This nickname is too vivid!I don't know how Qin Feng came up with it?

When the audience heard Li Kui's nickname, and then thought of Qin Feng's description just now, a murderous and seven-foot-tall black man suddenly appeared in everyone's minds!

Qin Feng's voice paused, and he immediately picked it up:

"Li Kui has a pure and filial temperament, and he is very good to the old lady, once, someone was hypocritical with the old lady, and the neighbor at the door of the house, a big man, scolded the old lady.

He was really anxious, he hit the back, jumped up and punched people in the head, and as soon as this person turned around, he scared Li Kui and jumped out, he had no head!

"Hahaha" The audience burst into laughter.

"Bah-!"

Huge boos followed.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed:

"Bang Ji just threw it here, died! There was a murder case, and just like that, Li Kui ran out, where did he go? He ran here.

He originally wanted to go to Song Jiang, but he was afraid of affecting Song Jiang, so he ran to Jiangzhou to join Dai Zong, and Dai Zong didn't know him, but he saw that he was also a hero, so he settled him down and became a small cell head in prison.

Li Kui didn't want to be the head of the little cell! So as soon as he was introduced, he said, 'I am a little Laozi', no matter who I talk to, I am 'my son, my son', but I am afraid of Dai Zong, and he will be wild when Dai Zong is not here in the past two days!"

Yes, another careless person who absconded in fear of crime!

Secretary Ning, who was sitting in the front row, couldn't help but roll his eyes angrily.

Fortunately, this is cross talk, if it is realistic, it will be worth it!

Different from Secretary Ning's thoughts, many young audiences at the scene were already enthusiastic at this time, and another hero appeared on the stage, but I don't know how Li Kui will perform next! )