Mr. and Mrs. Qian ( II )
Looking at the dangling official knife, the man didn't panic: "What are you doing here?"
Lao Xing saw that the person who came was fearless, so he asked, "Who is coming?"
And Xiao Liu was much more rude, holding a knife and eager to try: "Sensei talk nonsense with him, take it down first!"
At this moment, the man took out a sign with the word "catch" written on it, "Peer, peer." β
Xiaobei: "This Uncle Jiao is a master of handling cases that I specially invited. β
Lao Xing hurriedly gave a salute: "But Jiao Tongwei, Uncle Jiao?"
"Call me Lao Jiao, do you know me?"
"Hey, hey, if you don't even know you, why are you still messing around in this circle?" After the greetings, Lao Xing introduced to everyone, "This Lao Jiao is the most famous coroner in Eighteen Miles. β
"It's over, it's over, take me to see the corpse. β
Lao Xing hurriedly led the way, "I'll take you now, young people are not sensible, don't go to your heart, you came all the way to give us enough face." β
Xiao Liu listened more and more, and finally couldn't help it: "Wait, this person died in Qixia Town, and it has nothing to do with Eighteen Mile Shop." β
Chu Nan hurriedly played a round game: "Everyone is here, you have to take a look before leaving, right?"
"Take a look, take a look, pass me first!" After speaking, he directly pulled out his knife and blocked the staircase.
The shopkeeper looked at it and was anxious: "What are you doing, people are here to help, and they won't harm you." β
"Less nonsense, official errands, idle people, etc., all get out of the way for me!"
Lao Xing pushed it away: "You dodge it for me! I taught you back!" Seeing that Xiao Liu pointed the knife at himself again, Lao Xing was even more troubled: "What's the matter, you want to argue with the master, right?"
Xiao Liu was anxious at that time: "Today's board, I will still call it! During the official mission, there are no masters and apprentices, only officers and soldiers!"
When Lao Xing heard this, he was also furious: "Okay, even if you kid has a kind, go out with me to fight alone!" After speaking, he dragged Xiaoliu downstairs.
"Don't drag me, I still have to handle the case!"
Lao Bai saw that he was in the middle of it, and quickly added another fire: "Let me tell you, it doesn't matter if you are a master and apprentice or an officer and soldier, if you have the courage, go out to practice alone!"
Xiao Liu let Lao Xing drag him out of the door, and Xiao Guo and Big Mouth pushed behind.
Seeing that the troublemakers were gone, Lao Bai hurriedly led Uncle Jiao upstairs.
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In the guest room, Lao Qian was napping on the table, and Lao Bai and Lao Jiao pushed the door in.
"Money shopkeeper?" Lao Bai woke up the money shopkeeper, turned back to Lao Jiao and smiled: "You are busy with you, I am guarding outside, what is there to call me." β
Lao Jiao twisted his beard: "Okay." β
The old man on the side was a little confused, pointed at Lao Jiao and asked, "Hey, what is he doing?"
"I gave your lady an autopsy. β
"Autopsy?!" Lao Qian was startled, and then immediately reacted, "I don't allow anyone to touch my wife!"
And Lao Jiao smiled: "I won't touch your lady, I have tools." β
"Tools?"
As soon as the words fell, Lao Jiao showed Lao Qian a set of things that were almost used for carpentry.
"So much?"
"There are so many tools, but all of them are useful. You see, this chisel is designed for the dead to open their heads. β
Old Qian's tongue was knotted: "Open, open your brain?"
"Yes, if you are killed by a blunt object, you will have to use it to open your skull, but you don't need that. Lao Qian relaxed a little, and saw Lao Jiao pick up a sharp knife: "You can use this scraper." β
Lao Qian's heart that he had just put down hung up again: "Scratch...... Scraper?"
"Yes, a little cut from the hole in her chin, and it goes down, and it goes on, and it goes on..... Here, I'll give her a stroke. β
Lao Qian was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped him: "Hey, I beg you not to do it!"
"I can understand your feelings, but you don't feel them when you die. β
"Who said that?"
"Don't you believe it?" said that, Mrs. Jiao Zhaoqian pinched it.
Mrs. Qian sat up suddenly: "Babbleββ!"
Lao Jiao was stunned at that time!
At this time, Lao Bai, who was guarding the door, rushed in: "What's wrong?"
"Fraud...... Zombies!"
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Lao Bai and Lao Jiao escaped from the upper floor, looking panicked, and shouted as they ran: "Oh no, shopkeeper, no! Mrs. Qian has cheated the corpse!"
Everyone screamed and ran away, and Lao Xing and Xiaoliu, who were originally inextricably beaten, suddenly "showed their affection".
"Master, you go first and help me take care of my mother and my seventh uncle!"
"I don't have that time to spare, you go first!"
"Master, you go first, I will order you as a headcatcher. β
"The order is invalid, at a critical juncture, there are only masters and apprentices, no officers and soldiers!"
"Okay, in that case, let's both stay, as long as we dare to take the lead, we will cut him to pieces!"
"Okay, up!"
The two of them were just about to rush up, when they saw Mrs. Qian dragging the old Qian downstairs.
Lao Xing looked at Mrs. Qian and shuddered: "You, you...... Are you a human or a ghost?"
Lao Qian thought he was asking him, but not only wailed: "I'm still a human now, and it's hard to say tomorrow morning......"
"Okay, okay, what are you pretending?" Mrs. Qian pushed the old Qian and ordered: "Go, call that Tong Xiangyu in for me." β
"Yes, yes. Old Qian shuddered and went out, "Boss Tong, my wife is invited." β
Mrs. Qian sat down, Lao Xing and Xiao Liu held knives behind them, and everyone came back one after another.
"Mrs. Qian?!" everyone was frightened.
Lao Qian waved his hand and beckoned the people to come in: "What are you doing, it's okay." β
Tong Xiangyu cried with joy: "Mrs. Qian! you're fine, you're scared to death!"
The rest of the crowd was also shushing, and the scene was a mess.
"Okay, since the big guys are fine, this head catcher announced that the case is closed. After speaking, Xiao Liu was about to leave.
"It's not that easy. β
Tong Xiangyu reacted immediately, and hurriedly said good words: "That's, that's, we are embarrassed to let you suffer so much." Well, I'll invite you to tonight's banquet and get ready. β
Mrs. Qian sneered: "What's the matter, you want to send me away after a banquet?"
Tong Xiangyu suddenly had a bad premonition: "Then what else do you want?"
"Nothing else, I just want you to shop. β
As soon as these words came out, everyone fell silent, and Xiaobei on the side suddenly shouted: "You dream of you!"
Mrs. Qian didn't care at all, and said lightly: "It's okay if you don't give it, a few of you have partnered to poison and kill for money, thanks to my great fortune, ah, when the time comes, I will sue the government with a complaint, and you will wait for the lawsuit." You, just wait for the end of the world. β
The shopkeeper hurriedly pleaded: "Mrs. Qian, we are all ......"
"Shopkeeper Tong, give you a night to think about it slowly, tomorrow morning, okay or not, give me a letter. Speaking of this, you deliberately teased Xiaobei and said, "Ouch, little baby, this is thanks to you." Old money, go home. β
If everyone can't see that this is a trap, it is simply an IQ arrears.
And Mo Xiaobei, who was stimulated, couldn't wait to bite these two people to death: "The surname is Qian! I'm not done with you, I'm not finished with you!" If it weren't for everyone to stop her, this little girl would have rushed up desperately.
At night, the shopkeeper was still silent, and everyone gathered around.
"Shopkeeper, have you really decided?"
"Hmm. This shop belongs to her. As long as Xiaobei can be safe, it is better than anything else. At this moment, Mrs. Qian pushed Xiaobei into the door.
When Lao Bai saw it, he was furious: "What are you doing? What do you have to do with a child?"
"Shopkeeper Tong, I said that there is really you, you call a little hairy child to come to me, who are you scaring you?
Hearing this cynicism, the shopkeeper's face became even more ugly. However, Mo Xiaobei dared to do it, and did not shirk responsibility at all: "This is my idea, it has nothing to do with my sister-in-law." β
"Shut up!" Tong Xiangyu said fiercely to Xiaobei, and then said to Mrs. Qian: "You don't talk nonsense, this shop belongs to you." β
Mrs. Qian smiled at the time: "Refreshing, shopkeeper Tong, I just like your character, say one or two, that's okay, then let's make a decision." You pack up your things first, this guy, I want it, tomorrow morning, I'll come over and hand it over. After saying that, he went out happily, and he didn't plan to pursue Xiaobei pretending to be a ghost.
"You guys go back to sleep first, I want to talk to Xiaobei alone. β
Lao Bai sighed, Xiao Guo patted Xiao Bei, Chu Nan shook his head, and all the guys went back to the room one after another.
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Early the next morning, the shopkeeper went downstairs with the jewelry box, and the guys were packing up their things below.
"Where's Xiucai?"
Xiucai hired a carriage and went. β
"Old Qian, in the future, I will leave this store to you. β
Hearing this, Lao Qian's old face turned red, and he didn't know what to say, so he could only laugh embarrassedly.
At this time, Mrs. Qian appeared, and said in a strange manner: "Yo, what are you two talking about? Look at us old Qian is so happy, I can't close my mouth." As he spoke, he walked over and grabbed Lao Qian's ear, "Come on, let me listen too." β
Old money: "It hurts, it hurts." β
Seeing this, Tong Xiangyu casually persuaded: "You better be nice to him." β
"What are you talking about?"
"Anyway, he's also your husband. β
Hearing this, Mrs. Qian crossed her waist and shook her head and tail: "Hey, I'm wondering, my own husband is good to him, how do you know?"
"If you can't recite the multiplication formula, it's a slap?"
"As a businessman, I don't know how to count, what kind of system do I have?"
"And the liquor order?"
"Socializing, that's essential. β
"And the rough work of your house?"
"That's all for him to exercise, including eating bran vegetables, that's all for his good, you see him fat, eat some bran, swallow some vegetables, eat some coarse grains?
Tong Xiangyu smiled: "I only know that since I have decided to be together for the rest of my life, at least respect must be there, right?"
Mrs. Qian's tone was indescribably mocking: "Respect? Hey, respect can be used as money?"
What does it mean that there is no harm without contrast?
Old Qian finally couldn't help it, he was furious, and smashed the table with a water scoop: "Money, money!
Mrs. Qian seemed to have seen something incredible, "You tell me what you just said again!"
Old Qian suddenly withered by three points: "I'm too lazy to repeat the nonsense you just said." β
"It's the other way you go?" said him, tugging at Old Money's ears again.
Lao Qian pushed it away: "Don't mess with it! You have something to say!" Seeing that Mrs. Qian was about to speak, Lao Qian preemptively said: "Shut up! Look at you, look at what you have tossed people into? People who open restaurants are like people who want to eat; People who have families live in are like people who have fled; You see that people have become like this, and they are still worried about this bit of shit in our family, do you see what kind of mind people have? Look at what kind of mind you have?"
"I'll settle accounts with you when I get home!"
"Don't go home either!" Old Qian suddenly got up and stepped on the stool: "From now on, our family doesn't care about big or small affairs, it's all up to me! If you dare to agree or not......
"What's going on?"
"I'll divorce you on the spot!"
"It's against you, huh?"
"Do you believe it or not?"
Seeing this, Lao Bai asked provocatively: "Mrs. Qian, these bedding are our own, can we take them away?"
Lao Qian really slapped the table: "No! Ask me! From this time on, I have the final say, do you know? I don't want this store, I will return it to you!"
As soon as she heard this, Mrs. Qian was furious: "The surname is Qian! I got this shop back!"
"You got it back? You tricked it back, ah? I'll tell you, you want me today, do you want me, you still want this store, you want this store or me, you look at it!" After speaking, the old money went out angrily.
"You come back to me!" When I looked back, I saw that everyone was gloating, and Mrs. Qian was even more angry: "Boss Tong, Shopkeeper Tong, it's really yours, you played this trick so beautifully, there will be a period later!"
"Bha!"
Just when everyone was cheering, a big mouth panted and came in with a box on his back, "The shopkeeper, the shopkeeper, the dowry have all been moved, what else is there to move?"
"Yes, let's move these things back in!"
"Okay, I've got it...... What's that?"
"Ahh