Ten Slaps of the Dragon 1
As the saying goes, people can't look good, and the sea can't fight, this Li Dazui, that's such a person. One day, everyone suddenly discovers that he is gone, and the kitchen door is still locked, and what happens is even more strange, you look down......
Everyone gathered in the lobby and waited for the big mouth. It wasn't until it was getting dark that the big mouth came back from outside.
Seeing that everyone was waiting, Big Mouth was also a little weak: "What are you doing? β
Lao Bai looked at Li Dazui, and suddenly asked, "Where have you been all day today?"
And Xiao Guo is much simpler, "Sensei talk nonsense with him, go straight to the point!" As he spoke, he put the stone lock on the table, "Tell me honestly, what is this stone lock for?"
"I work on my arm strength so I can pick up the spoon. β
Tong Xiangyu motioned for Xiucai to write it down, and continued to ask, "What about the leggings?"
"I practice my leg strength so that I can run the hall. β
Lao Bai slapped the table and stood up: "Hey, the kid has also learned to kill you." β
"The personal vendetta will be avenged another day, and then I will explain, what about the bricks?" he said, and took out two more bricks and put them on the table.
"I practice my brain skills so that I can settle accounts. β
Lu Qinghou was naturally unhappy: "No need, I will calculate it myself!"
"It's not right for you to say that, this spirit of living and learning from all the time, everyone learns a little. β
"I want to learn, I don't understand, how to train my brain power with this brick?"
When Li Dazui heard this, he directly raised the brick: "I'll practice for you, ahhhhh
When everyone saw it, they quickly pressed him: "Stop, sit down, sit down." β
"It's not so easy to want to die, and then explain the problem. Lao Bai brought a pot of iron sand, "What is this iron sand for?"
"This iron sandβ"
"Huh, what are you doing?"
Faced with aggressive questioning, Li Dazui was anxious: "Guess what's going on?"
"Sugar-fried chestnuts?" Xiucai said tentatively.
Li Dazui was worried that he couldn't find an excuse, and slapped the table when he heard this, "Congratulations, you answered correctly, oh mom, you are worthy of being knowledgeable, and your brain reaction is fast." As he spoke, he wiped a handful of sweat.
At this time, Guo Furong walked up to Big Mouth: "Okay, the last question that must be answered, why do you want to lock the kitchen? Start answering within five seconds, start..."
The crowd timed: "Five, four, three, two, one." β
"I, I, I don't want you to know. β
"Know what?"
Li Dazui was stunned for a few seconds, and suddenly smiled: "The required questions are gone, what you said." Now it's my turn, right?" the big mouth suddenly erected, "Who opened the kitchen door?"
Everyone pointed to Xiao Guo in unison.
"Guo Furong, I will be you for the rest of your life!"
"You don't want to be very her, you won't come when you're old, everyone is hungry. β
Hearing the shopkeeper's complaint, Li Dazui was also very strange: "Hey, Guo Furong, don't I leave you dinner, what about such a big bag." β
"Isn't that rubbish?" replied Xiao Guo.
"Xiao Guo, what are you talking about. β
The big mouth pointed at Xiao Guo: "You said you are a person, what else do you say you can do?"
Guo Furong was annoyed and angry: "Li Dazui!"
Who knew that Li Dazui was unusual, and he was very tough: "What's the matter, you want to hit me?"
Not to mention, Guo Furong softened when her big mouth was hard: "Why am I beating you?"
"Don't, don't, if you want to hit you, I'll come. Saying that, he even pulled up a shelf to practice a few moves, "I'll tell you, if you can't beat me today, don't claim to have practiced the Storm Palm, come!"
When did Guo Furong suffer such a provocation? I was annoyed at that time:
"You brought this on yourself, row after row of mountainsβ"
"Sunflower Point Acuman!" Lao Bai took the lead and stopped Xiao Guo.
When Dazui saw Lao Bai interfering, he was still unhappy: "What are you doing, Lao Bai?"
"Beat you up, who will cook for us?"
"Don't, you untie her, untie her, she won't be able to beat me to death today, I'll tell you, I won't cook this meal. β
The shopkeeper couldn't stand it anymore, and was furious: "You haven't cooked for a long time, there is no business in the store for a long time, if you don't cook, leave immediately, leave immediately!"
After a while, the big mouth immediately became honest: "Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, don't be angry, what do you want to eat, fried chicken thighs or dumplings, I'll make it for you." β
"Watch him cook!"
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An hour later, everyone finished their meal and looked satisfied at the table.
Lao Bai rubbed his stomach and burped, "Oh, this person, you have to be bitter first and then sweet, don't starve, don't know that things are delicious, don't be frozen, don't know how to keep clothes warm." β
"You're keeping warm, and there's one that's freezing over there. β
Hearing the reminder, Lao Bai slapped his thigh: "Alas, I forgot." As he spoke, he got up and went to explain Xiao Guo's acupoints: "Be honest, Sunflower Acupoint Solver!"
"I'll kill you-" Xiao Guo just chased a few steps before falling on top of Xiucai, "I'm so dizzy..."
"Hungry, this is the last steamed bun left for you. β
Guo Furong snatched the steamed bun and took a bite, with a face full of disgust: "Why is it cold?"
"Big Mouth is mad at you. β
"He dared to be angry with me, and I abolished him. β
"You're out of him? Look there. Everyone looked at the figure of the big mouth reflected in the window in the kitchen, practicing martial arts, "Can someone who hasn't practiced a few moves have this posture? Can he have this momentum? Dare to call it like this?"
Guo Furong was a little weak-hearted: "He wants to practice, who will teach him?"
As soon as he heard this, Tong Xiangyu spoke: "You don't understand, real masters love to pick those stupid apprentices to teach." β
"Why?"
"It's challenging, there was a Guo Jing in the Song Dynasty, his brain was very stupid, he didn't know a few big characters, he couldn't even find the southeast and northwest when he went out, and then he met a master, what is the name of the Seven Princes?"
"Roast chicken?"
"Burning Qigong is not burning chicken, martial arts are very high, and Guo Jing has been trained alive, that palm technique is very evil, one palm passes, and the tree can be broken with the wind. β
When Lao Bai heard this, he also sighed with a full face: "It's a good thing that Big Mouth can really have this creation, and if you fight in the future, you won't need me to make a move." β
Guo Furong pretended to be calm: "You just let him practice, come to me after you practice, I will accompany you at any time." β
"Don't worry, the first thing he looks for after he has practiced is you. β
When Lu Qinghou heard this, he immediately protected Xiao Guo: "Why?"
"Why? You let a little bully every day, and you don't settle accounts with him, huh?"
Seeing that Xiao Guo's hands were shaking, the shopkeeper hurriedly played a round: "Oh, don't scare her anymore, you have time to do something serious." β
"What are you doing?"
"Come here, I'll tell you......"
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In the men's bedroom, Xiucai paced back and forth while observing the big mouth. At this time, Big Mouth had just finished washing his feet and was wring a towel.
"What are you looking at?"
Xiucai looked at the towel twisted into strips, and trembled a little: "The strength of the hand is not small, big mouth." β
When the big mouth heard this, he immediately began to put it on: "What is this, let me tell you, I want to move it seriously, I can twist this towel into a rag." β
"Is there a difference?"
"The towels are neat and the rags are broken. β
"Oh-" Xiucai was noncommittal.
"I don't believe it, do you? Just this wall, I'll go up and ...... it with one palm."
Lu Qinghou hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him, "Don't don't, who cares if it collapses?"
"This kang can also collapse. β
"Don't don't, where are you sleeping?"
"This table..."
"What am I going to write when it collapses?"
"Then this door, this cabinet, and this window..."
"That's all useful!"
"Then what are you asking me to shoot?"
"Do you have to shoot tonight?"
"I have to shoot, I broke out, or what am I going to do?"
Looking at the increasingly irritable mouth, Lu Qinghou hurriedly pressed it: "You sit, you sit...... Wash and sleep. β
"What do you mean? You're not afraid that I'll be in a daze and I'll hurt you with a palm? If my iron palm hits you, it doesn't matter if I hit you with a crooked nose and slanted eyes, and if you are hit with half of your body and incontinent, who will serve you?"
"Is it that serious?"
"You still don't believe it, do you see this pillar?" I am about to collapse this palm, ....." The big mouth raised his palm to clapp, but Xiucai looked at it quietly: "Why don't you stop me?"
Xiucai lay on the kang, "I'm afraid you'll hurt me." β
"It's okay, it's okay if you stay away from me. β
"I'm far away from you. β
When he saw Xiu, he didn't stop him, Li Dazui was bored with himself, "Xiucai, whoever bullies you in the future, you tell me, and I will slap him to death with one palm when the time comes." β
βSeet dreamοΌ my heroγ β
"What do you say?"
"Good night, hero!"