"Uh-huh," Zeng Xiaoxian quickly pulled the egg fried rice in the bowl, and ate five bowls in one go before he had a long burp. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Cool! It's been a long time since I've eaten such a delicious meal. ”

"You are talking nonsense," Tian Erniu retorted: "The day before yesterday, you just ate the breakfast I made, and you said the same thing." ”

"Yes?" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't remember, but he still said: "I mean, it's been a long time since I've eaten such delicious egg fried rice!" ”

"Okay, let you go," Tian Erniu wrinkled her nose cutely, and continued: "I'll tell you that the egg fried rice made by Fei Fei is delicious, and you still don't believe it." ”

"I believe it! I absolutely believe that Yifei's egg fried rice is absolutely the best in the world! Zeng Xiaoxian praised, and stretched out a thumbs up to show praise.

"Really?!" Hu Yifei was very satisfied with everyone's evaluation of her egg fried rice, "There is still a little in the pot, I'll serve it to you!" After speaking, he picked up Tian Erniu and Zeng Xiaoxian's bowls and went to give them to Sheng.

"Feifei, I'm not eating, I'm already full!" Tian Erniu hurriedly spoke.

"Yifei, I won't eat it either." Zeng Xiaoxian also said. "No, I'll fill them all for you," Hu Yifei pouted and said unhappily, "There are only these two bowls left, and no one is allowed to leave them." ”

"Okay, Fifi, I'll do my best." Tian Erniu's obviously sad tears were about to fall. Zeng Xiaoxian didn't say a word, buried his head and continued to eat, just half of it, he didn't swallow a mouthful, and sprayed it all on the face of Hu Yifei, who was sitting opposite.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, I'm going to kill you!" Hu Yifei's anger soared, and he touched the rice grains on his face.

"Yifei, I didn't mean to." Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly apologized, but saw Hu Yifei pick up the kitchen knife on the board.

"Hehe, Yifei, you eat first, I'll go back to the bedroom to sleep for a while." Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly ran to his bedroom.

"Stop!" Hu Yifei brandished a kitchen knife and chased Zeng Xiaoxian to the bedroom door, but was closed by Zeng Xiaoxian, who was one step ahead.

"Slut Zeng, you come out for me." Hu Yifei slammed Zeng Xiaoxian's bedroom door: "The old lady kindly invited you to eat egg fried rice, and you repaid it like this?" You have to apologize! ”

"I was wrong, I apologize," Zeng Xiaoxian said on the other side of the door, "However, your egg fried rice is really delicious." Zeng Xiaoxian changed his strategy to praise Hu Yifei, intending to reduce Hu Yifei's anger value.

"Then you still need to say, everyone who has eaten the old lady's egg fried rice said that it is good, and you have come out for me as a slut!" Although Hu Yifei is unforgiving, he is no longer so angry.

"Fei Fei," Tian Erniu walked over at the right time: "After eating, shouldn't we go and try on the wedding dress." ”

"Oh, yes, I almost forgot, it's all to blame on that slut Zeng!" Hu Yifei said.

"Slut Zeng, you come out for me," Hu Yifei shouted at the bedroom door. At this time, Hu Yifei and Tian Erniu had already packed up and were ready to try on wedding dresses.

"What's the matter! I can hear it inside, too. Zeng Xiaoxian's voice came from the bedroom.

"You come out! What so much nonsense. ”

"I'm not going out."

"Come out! You're still not a man, you don't even dare to go out the door! ”

"A manly man, if you can't say it, you won't go out."

"Zeng Xiaoxian, come out. We're going to try on wedding dresses. Tian Erniu couldn't listen to the conversation between the two anymore, and interjected.

"Then you guys, I'll sleep for a while and go to the night shift."

"Zeng Xiaoxian, Fei Fei said that as long as you accompany us to try on the wedding dress, the matter just now will be written off."

"Then you let Hu Yifei say it himself."

"Well, that's what Britney said."

"Okay, I'm out!" Zeng Xiaoxian carefully opened the crack in the door, and before anyone could come out, Hu Yifei pushed it open as soon as he pushed it away.

"You said it, a write-off." Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly covered his head and said.

"Well," Hu Yifei couldn't afford to lose his words, so he had to say: "It's cheap for you, slut Zeng." ”

Two hours after going out, "I said, two ladies, when are you going to try on wedding dresses?!" Zeng Xiaoxian's shopping bag full of large bags followed behind Hu Yifei and Tian Erniu.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, wait! After my last visit to the clothing store, Fei Fei and I went to try on the wedding dress. "I didn't expect that Tian Erniu, who is usually quiet and quiet, is also a shopaholic, and ninety percent of Zeng Xiaoxian's large and small bags are Tian Erniu's.

"Yo, I can't walk! If you can't walk, you can go back! Hu Yifei was just like her style and sarcastically said to Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Hmph," Zeng Xiaoxian tried his best to follow closely behind the two people, let me come, I'll come. Let me go, I'll go," hum, "I won't go, I'll follow."

Another hour passed, and Zeng Xiaoxiande hung a few shopping bags one after another. "Let's go, let's go to the bridal shop." Tian Erniu was satisfied with shopping, and finally said that she wanted to drive a wedding dress shop.

"Welcome!" The welcome lady of the bridal shop warmly invited Zeng Xiaoxian and the three people in, and a waiter enthusiastically stored Zeng Xiaoxian's bags all over his body.

"Ahh

"Zeng Xiaoxian," Hu Yifei called in the distance, "Where did the people go?!" ”

"Oh, just come!" Zeng Xiaoxian promised and trotted over.

"This, this, and this, you take it," Hu Yifei piled the wedding dresses to be tried on Zeng Xiaoxian's body, "Take them all, Xiao Tiantian will try them on in a while." ”

"Why are there so many?!" Zeng Xiaoxian, who was overwhelmed by the wedding dress, asked: "If you want to try it in a while, just take it." ”

"Let you take it, you can take it, what so much nonsense," Hu Yifei was still non-stop, piling up the wedding dress to try on Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Yifei, Yifei! Don't put it down, you can't hold it when you put it. Zeng Xiaoxian saw that the wedding dresses were piling up more and more, and hurriedly shouted.

"Well, so be it." Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was about to be buried alive in the wedding dress, and complained: "I can't even do this little thing, let's go, go to Xiao Tiantian." ”

"I," coolie Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to cry without tears and followed Hu Yifei.

"Fei Fei, what do you think of this one?"

"Fei Fei, what do you see this?"

"Fei Fei, what about this one? ...... "Tian Erniu kept changing the wedding dress that Zeng Xiaoxian moved, well, it was moved.

"Britney, you look good in that outfit." Looking at Tian Erniu, who kept changing her wedding dress, Hu Yifei was also a little tired.

"Fei Fei, come over here." Tian Erniu asked Hu Yifei to go in the fitting room, and Hu Yifei hurriedly walked in.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, what do you think of this body?" Tian Erniu walked out of the fitting room and asked. "I don't know much, you can ask Yifei," Zeng Xiaoxian then asked, "Well, what about Yifei?" ”

"Fei Fei, come out quickly!" Tian Erniu shouted at the fitting room, waited for a while, and didn't see Hu Yifei come out, so she went in and pulled Hu Yifei out.

"Yifei?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at a white wedding dress, his face was slightly red, and the figure of the person who was more delicate than the flower asked uncertainly.

"Slut Zeng," as soon as Hu Yifei spoke, Zeng Xiaoxian was sure that the beautiful woman in front of him was dressed in a wedding dress, seven points of anger and three points of shyness, no! The fairy is indeed the invincible female devil Hu Yifei.

"Slut Zeng," Hu Yifei spoke again, "How am I?" ”

"Zeng Xiaoxian," Tian Erniu stabbed Zeng Xiaoxian, who was in a daze, "What did Fei Fei ask you?" ”

"Oh," Zeng Xiaoxian came back to his senses, "it's good-looking, it's good-looking, it's good-looking." Zeng Xiaoxian obviously had a short circuit in his head, and he would only keep saying a word.

"Hahahahahaha......ha

"Teacher Zeng," a person walked over to Zeng Xiaoxian, "It's so fateful that I can meet you here." ”

"Peter Zhu." Zeng Xiaoxian saw the person clearly and asked, "Why are you here?" ”

"I don't have a shift today, so I accompany my friends to choose a wedding dress. Teacher Zeng, are you? Peter Zhu saw Tian Erniu standing next to Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "This must be a sister-in-law, right?" Fortunately, I will be honored. ”

"You're mistaken," Zeng Xiaoxian quickly explained, "This is my brother's girlfriend, and they are about to get married." ”

"Zeng Xiaoxian, your friend?" At this time, Hu Yifei also came over.

"This is Peter Zhu, the host of our radio station, the sports channel." Zeng Xiaoxian introduced Hu Yifei.

"Peter Zhu, everyone calls me Peter Zhu," Peter Zhu stretched out a hand, "Hello, sister-in-law." ”

"Oh, you guys talk," Hu Yifei ignored Peter Zhu's outstretched hand, took Tian Erniu's arm and went back to the fitting room to change clothes.

"Teacher Zeng, it's okay!" Peter Zhu teased: "I didn't expect my sister-in-law to be so beautiful!" ”

"Don't talk nonsense! Just an ordinary friend. Zeng Xiaoxian clarified.

"Still don't admit it?! I called her sister-in-law just now, and she didn't refuse. Peter Zhu said.

"Really?!" Zeng Xiaoxian really didn't refuse after thinking about it carefully, did he?! Reverie is infinite......

"Zeng Xiaoxian, go home." Hu Yifei and Tian Erniu changed into the casual clothes they came, and said to Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Look at it, Zeng Xiaoxian, go home." Peter Zhu learned from Hu Yifei's words just now and said: "I still said that I am not a sister-in-law." ”

"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, don't talk nonsense when you go back to the unit." Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know why he didn't deny it directly.

"Don't worry, my mouth is the tightest." Peter Zhu lined up his chest and promised: "Teacher Zeng, go quickly, don't let your sister-in-law wait for a long time." ”

On the way back to the apartment, Zeng Xiaoxian once again assumed the role of coolie.