The shopkeeper broke up with Lao Bai, and Lao Bai "ran away from home" in a fit of anger, and the shopkeeper was not only sad, but also played everywhere and made trouble everywhere, just like everything happened, and the big guy was very indignant about this. At this sensitive period, the shopkeeper was ready to recruit another runner, and early the next morning, the shopkeeper posted a notice......

Not long after, an honest-looking man came up with his sleeves copied: "Eldest sister...... I heard you're going to recruit someone here?"

Mo Xiaobei didn't want anyone to replace Lao Bai at all, so he didn't have a good face for someone to come: "You won't see it yourself?"

The man smiled innocently: "I'm sorry, I don't know how to read." ”

Mo Xiaobei looked disdainful: "I'm sorry, we don't want to be illiterate here!"

"Go!" The shopkeeper pushed Xiaobei aside, and then inquired: "Has this gentleman ever run a hall before?"

"No, but my surname is Xie!"

Tong Xiangyu was helpless, "What can the surname Xie say?"

"The surname Xie doesn't explain anything, I just introduce myself, my surname is Xie, my name is Zhongda, I went back to the city, and I have no experience. But please believe me, I will never let you down, really, although I don't have anything, but I have a stupid strength, I dare to do whatever you ask me to do......! But in addition to murder and arson, abduction, gathering crowds to gamble, **** ......"

Seeing that the more the other party said, the more outrageous it became, Tong Xiangyu hurriedly stopped: "Stop, stop, we are not a black shop here." ”

"Oh, I knew it!" Xie Zhongda looked excited, and shouted in the distance: "Shushu, Fenfenfen......"

The shopkeeper was taken aback by him and hurriedly asked, "Hey, who are you talking to?"

"Oh, my fiancée and my distant wife, who waits for news from me every day at the entrance of the village...... Shu Shushu, Fen Fen Fen, brother has found a job!"

Mo Xiaobei became more and more disdainful of his vulgar performance, and poured a basin of cold water on his head: "It seems that I haven't said that I want to admit you yet." ”

Xie Zhongda looked embarrassed when he heard this, "Hehe, that, I'm sorry, I'm bothering you, I'm leaving." With that, he hung his head and left.

"Wait!" Tong Xiangyu suddenly stopped him, "The probation period is three days, there is no salary, but food and shelter are included." After speaking, the shopkeeper entered the inn, and Mo Xiaobei snorted coldly and followed.

"Ahh My brother has found a job again!"

As soon as the words fell, a few masked men in black with knives on the corner of the street sneaked in...

。。。。。。

In the lobby, Tong Xiangyu dressed Xie Zhongda, "Running the hall, relying on a mouth, after taking the guests into the door, ......"

Xie Zhongda's face was full of smiles and trembling wit: "Uh, 'guest officer, please~!' hehe... We also have restaurants in the countryside, and we can see them every day when we pass by. ”

Tong Xiangyu nodded, "Then it's hit, after taking the guests into the door, you have to say ......?"

"Hey, you haven't seen you for a few days, please sit, please sit! You are in good health and business, do you always want to drink some Pu'er or jasmine? Just listen to your words—— do you miss it?"

When Tong Xiangyu heard this set of rhetoric, he was even more satisfied: "Zhong, just do it, it seems that anyone can really do this job......" sighed and went back to the room directly.

As soon as the shopkeeper went upstairs, Xie Zhongda saw Yan Xiaoliu and Zhu Wushuang swaggering over, so he hurriedly greeted him: "Please inside the guest officer! Please ask your old inside!" I saw the two standing at the door pinching their waists, with a rude face, Xie Zhongda was a little confused: "You are old, you are always there?"

"I'm the only headcatcher in this town!"

"I'm the only one in the town!"

Xie Zhongda hurriedly said: "Oh...... The villain knocked on the two officials!"

Zhu Wushuang immediately grabbed the handle and shouted: "Hey, who is the official to call!"

Xie Zhongda looked flustered: "Uh, official...... Official!"

Official?

Zhu Wushuang was made to cry and laugh by this title.

But before she could say anything, Yan Xiaoliu took the lead: "Don't talk nonsense! What's your surname! What's your name! Where are you from! Where are you going! How many people are in the family! How many acres of land per capita! How many cows are in the field! Tell me about it!"

Seeing that the other party was holding an official knife and pressing forward step by step, Xie Zhongda was so frightened that he retreated again and again: "The villain knows the mistake! The villain knows the mistake! Please ...... Official...... Forgiveness!

"Forgiveness of sins, forgiveness of sins?"

Faced with the other party's deliberate fault, Xie Zhongda was speechless for a while: "This and this, the villain entered the city one day, did not understand the rules and refused, which angered the two officials, don't go to your heart, you are angry." Otherwise, you want to kick and kick, you want to scold, I... I... I'm not going to talk back......"

Seeing that the other party knew each other so well, Xiao Liu smiled, and his heart was very comfortable.

On the other side, Xie Zhongda continued to play his acting skills: "If you are really angry, you can click and cut off the villain's head! The head has a big scar from the bowl, and he will be a good man again twenty years later!!" Speaking of this, he looked even more sad, "But... Pity... Pity my Shufen girl's lonely and miserable, you're good at your old job, you clicked her together? uh... Let's have a companion on the Huangquan Road, and we will fly separately when disaster come......s!

Seeing that the other party was about to hit the blade, Yan Xiaoliu was stunned, and shrank back again and again in fright, "What a mess!"

Xie Zhongda pressed forward step by step, grabbing Yan Xiaoliu with a hand, "Official, official! I'll ask you something! Before you start, you sharpen that knife faster! Afterwards, you left my head and left me with a whole corpse? Official, come on, come on!"

Yan Xiaoliu was already panicking, "Come on, if you don't let go, I'll really cut you!"

Xie Zhongda stretched his neck and leaned forward, "You cut it! Cut it casually! You put the knife here, click it! If you want to be troublesome, you can just aim it at the chest and sneer! The white knife goes in and the red knife comes out, pierces me with air and no breath, and there is no afterlife in this life, come, come, come!"

"You, you, spare me, you!" Xiao Liu separated and broke away from Xie Zhongda and then rushed to the door, "Wushuang, you tell Xiaobei, I can't deal with this person, you can change yourself to someone else!

Scared away Xiao Liu, Xie Zhongda stared at Wushuang again: "Guan Niang! You are a good person, Guan Niang, I beg you, if you don't hit? Guan Niang, just look at you with kindness, wait a while I will help you sharpen the knife and miss it......?"

No need to ask, Zhu Wushuang was also frightened by this "stunned young man" and fled.

Looking at the embarrassed figure of the other party, Xie Zhongda got cheap and behaved: "Official lady...... Walk slowly, come often when you have time!"