Before I knew it, a busy day had passed, and Big Mouth had prepared a table full of delicacies, and everyone was ready to sit down.

"Open the meal! Open the meal!" Mo Xiaobei took the lead in taking a good position.

Xie Zhongda, who had finished washing his hands, also came up, "It's time to eat, it's time to eat......"

Mo Xiaobei hurriedly stopped it and smirked: "I'm sorry! This seat is already there, haha, I'm sorry~"

Lao Xie ran next to Zhu Wushuang again, and was unexpectedly driven away by the other party: "Alas~ There are also people, there are people......!

Lao Xie saw that there was still a place next to the big mouth, so he turned around and turned back, at this time Xiao Guo took the first step to take a seat, "Alas, there is someone, hehe, there is someone." ”

Lao Xie was forced to be helpless, and was about to take a seat, but was stopped by Xiucai: "Alas, alas, this is our shopkeeper's seat, you don't want to mix!"

Xie Zhongda looked embarrassed and forced a smile: "Then me, that ...... This...... Alas...... There are people, so I'll eat at another table......"

At this moment, Tong Xiangyu went downstairs and immediately relieved him: "Don't change your mind, just sit here." ”

"...... you're sitting here?"

"I'll let you sit!"

Xie Zhongda sat down in fear, Tong Xiangyu took the second seat, and then ordered: "Let's eat......"

Xie Zhongda nodded and smiled at a few people, then stretched out his chopsticks, and was about to pick up a piece of back pot meat, but Xiao Guo took the lead, "Alas! Xiaobei eats a piece of meat to replenish his body." ”

"Ahh......h

Lu Qinghou immediately clamped the chicken leg and blocked Xie Zhongda's chopsticks by the way, "Hey, hey...... Xiao Guo, eat a chicken leg to make up for your leg strength. ”

Xie Zhongda took back his chopsticks, "You eat, you eat......"

After a few seconds, Xie Zhongda went deep into the chopsticks again, and this time he made a move with Li's big mouth: "Hey, hey...... Wushuang, eat a chicken paw to replenish your wrist strength..."

"You make up, you make up ......"

At this time, Mo Xiaobei also followed suit, and saw this little girl pick up a soybean, "Hey~ Yo, Brother Xie, come, eat a bean, you must be fine~ chew ~ slow ~ swallow ~ oh ~ come on!"

Looking at this farce, Tong Xiangyu sank his face: "Mo Xiaobei!"

Mo Xiaobei smiled hippie and pretended to be crazy and stupid: "Alas, sister-in-law, you don't have to praise me, I know, this is what I should do~ hehe..."

Xie Zhongda still accepted the soybean with that honest smile: "Thank you, Sister Xiaobei." ”

"You're welcome, you're welcome!"

"Oh my, your actions remind me of a famous ancient. ”

As soon as he heard that this illiterate person still remembered an old man, Mo Xiaobei was aroused: "Which person?"

"Dinosaurs!"

Mo Xiaobei threw his chopsticks and got up: "You are a dinosaur!"

Xie Zhongda hurriedly smiled: "Don't be angry, that dinosaur is good, he gave the big pear to others, and he didn't eat it himself~"

"Hahaha... Please, big brother, that's Kong Rong!" Xiao Guo corrected.

"Huh! Whether it's a dinosaur or Kong Rong, it's really good, your behavior makes me so moved, although the soybeans are priceless, the little soybeans embody infinite love! You say, this is the call of the heart, this is the dedication of love!" As he spoke, Xie Zhongda also sang: "Death is also discouraged, and the flowers of happiness are blooming everywhere~~~ As long as the song ...... "Before the song is finished, the shopkeeper and him are left in the whole lobby...... Why are they leaving? Why aren't they eating?"

"It's okay for you to eat you, let them starve to death! Come on, come on, eat a piece of meat. ”

Seeing the shopkeeper personally picking up the dishes, Xie Zhongda was flattered: "I really eat it?"

"If you don't eat!"

"I'll eat, I'll eat, thank you, thank you!" Xie Zhongda ran to the door with the meat slices and shouted loudly: "Shu Shushu, Fen Fenfen! Brother has finally eaten the legendary back pot meat!"

At this time, Mo Xiaobei, who was hiding in the backyard, was ruthless in his heart: Eat, eat, eat! Sooner or later, I will get tired of you!

。。。。。。。

Late at night, everyone lined up on the kang in a daze, and Mo Xiaobei sat alone at the table.

Mo Xiaobei's expression was grim, and he slapped the table for a while, and suddenly woke up in a daze and glared at a few people who were dozing.

"Mistake! very, very, very, very wrong!"

Guo Furong yawned and stood up: "This person is definitely not simple!"

Lu Qinghou's face was full of contempt: "Wouldn't it, I think his brain seems to be a little insufficient......

"Don't have enough brains?!" Xiao Guo sneered, and asked again and again: "If you don't have enough brains, can you scare Xiao Liu away? If you don't have enough brains, you can make us disgusting? So many dishes fell into his stomach alone, and he didn't even have a mouthful of soup left? Believe me, it's not a good stubble!"

Zhu Wushuang has rich experience in the rivers and lakes, and she very much agrees with Xiao Guo's opinion: "I completely agree! Alas, think about it, he is a countryman, he doesn't know how to read, and he can still export chapters, and he will definitely try to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger!"

Mo Xiaobei sneered twice: "Hmph, since that's the case, then let's pretend to be a tiger and eat a pig!"

Looking at Mo Xiaobei, who had a sinister face, Li Dazui, who didn't know a few big characters, was the first to notice the problem, and reminded: "Tigers can eat pigs without pretending......"

"Then ...... Pretend to be a pig and eat a pig?"

Everyone stared: "Huh?"

"Uh, that's not right, then pretend to be a tiger and eat a tiger-'tiger'!" Xiaobei pointed at Lu Xiucai.

So everyone crooked the building...

"The tiger falls in Pingyang - Yang!" Xiucai turned his head and rushed to Zhu Wushuang.

"Snow in spring—snow!" Wushuang turned to his mouth.

"Snow, snow, snow... To add insult to injury!" Li Dazui, who finally held back an idiom, was very excited, and immediately turned to Xiao Guo: "- Frost!"

"Frost, frost ......" Xiao Guo snorted for a long time, and finally reacted: "Hey, what are you doing, what are you doing? Guess the lantern riddle or go to the temple fair?" “

Mo Xiaobei also tried to save face: "Hey, Big Brother Bai is still suffering outside, you still have a smile!

"Looks like you started the coupling first, Captain!"

Xiaobei coughed dryly and quickly changed the topic: "I know that the current situation is very, very and extremely unoptimistic, but we must not give up......"

Big Mouth is ready to give up, "Oh, okay, don't keep talking about these useless things, you said that kid, oil and salt don't eat soft and hard, he has a good temper and a sweet mouth, he looks honest, and his legs and feet are still thieves and diligent, you can't find fault with people like this!"

Lu Qinghou played the role of a dog-headed military advisor at a critical moment, "That's not necessarily, as long as it's a human being, there must be something wrong." ”

"Then the shopkeeper who has a problem doesn't dislike it, isn't that the same as nothing?" Xiao Guo complained.

At this time, Lu Xiucai looked firm: "This is a bad word, the art of war is said well, if there are no conditions, you have to create conditions, and if there is no problem, you must pick a problem!"

"The question is, how do we cultivate?"

Lu Qinghou smiled darkly, and even made comparisons, "It's not interesting to cultivate ordinary problems, if you want to cultivate a big one!"

Everyone: "Big?!"

Lu Qinghou bit his ears with everyone: "For example, ......"