Chapter 36 New School Crosstalk

"Hahahaha~~~" The studio hall suddenly burst into laughter, and the whole scene seemed to come alive suddenly.

Even though he came up with a new work, it can be regarded as a serious performance with all his might. However, limited to his image and style in the past, the sea met the cold reception of the audience when he performed his own jokes. When he was in a trance and stepped off the stage, his footsteps were crooked, he stepped directly into the air, jumped on one leg several times, and almost fell to the ground.

I didn't get much laughter from the whole performance before, but this time the body was funny, but the whole studio hall exploded in an instant.

It was as if the laughter suppressed by the boring programs that had been nearly two hours before broke out in full force at this moment, and the entire studio hall seemed to be echoing endless laughter.

Although the old face of the sea was originally darker, it was even darker after hearing the laughter in the room. Quickening his pace and hurrying to the backstage, he was on the verge of collapse.

Just as the old sea, whose face was black and panting, walked to the backstage passage, he was stunned to hear a deafening cheer and thunderous applause coming out from behind him. Immediately afterwards, a voice that made his face darker sounded, "Hello everyone, my Zhang Fan." ”

"I'm Liu Yue. Liu Yue followed closely.

Zhang Fan, who is still in a casual suit and a white shirt, spoke first: "Today, we will tell you a cross talk. ”

Liu Yue kept up with "a very nice cross talk." ”

"There were a lot of people here today. They are all here to listen to our cross talk. Zhang Fan smiled, "The people who came here are all friends who know us, and they all know that the two of us are famous cross talk actors." ”

"How do you know that the audience knows the two of us?" Liu Yue answered on the side, "What if there are people who don't know us?"

"Don't you know?" Zhang Fan was stunned for a moment, and then nodded, "Then let's introduce ourselves again." ”

"Hahaha~~~" The audience was very face-saving, and applause and laughter soon rang out.

"Hello everyone, I'm Zhang Fan. A pink little newcomer in the cross talk world. Zhang Fan stretched out his hand and gestured to Liu Yue on the side, "This is a famous cross talk actor and the famous teacher Liu Yue." ”

"Don't say that. Liu Yue looked flustered, "I'm more tender than you." Audience friends don't know about me. ”

"Who doesn't know you. I don't know if you've ever eaten pork!" The scene resounded with cheerful laughter, which was completely different from the previous twilight scene.

"Ah, what are you talking about?" Liu Yue's eyes widened.

"It's just a meaning, and everyone can understand it. Zhang Fan narrowed his eyes.

Liu Yue shook his head speechlessly: "Hui friends don't know much. ”

The scene instantly burst into laughter.

"Wait. Zhang Fan touched his head, with a thoughtful expression, "What's your name?"

"Hey!" Liu Yue pushed Zhang Fan.

"Director!" In the audience, a staff member ran to Deputy Director Wang's side, with an excited look on his face, "The ratings have gone up!"

"How much?" asked Deputy Director Wang hurriedly. This is the top priority related to the survival of the program team.

"0.93%!" That's a pretty big rating. Except for news programs, there are definitely not many variety shows that can reach this level. This is true even for weekend primetime. If it can continue to go to the next level, it will break through the 1% mark. A program with an audience rating of more than 1 percent is a trump card in any station! This rating means a lot of advertising revenue!

"Stay tuned. "So far, they can't do anything else. can only rely on Zhang Fan's wonderful performance to continue to improve the ratings. Thinking of this, Deputy Director Wang's eyes became more and more fiery when he looked at Zhang Fan.

Zhang Fan on the stage completely entered the rhythm, and he didn't know anything about the ratings of the show, "Let's take an analogy, I'm laid off and unemployed." My wife is sick and can't afford to take medicine at home. There is no money for children to go to school. It's a miserable one. ”

"It's miserable. ”

"The whole family of seven is crammed into a house of only four square meters. ”

"Huh~ I can't even open the futon. ”

"Hahaha~~~" The audience laughed out loud again. This kind of cross talk, which is spoken purely for amusement, is very attractive. Many viewers in front of the TV set laughed, and many people had already taken out their mobile phones and started voting for Zhang Fan.

The sea in the background is also always paying attention to the difference in votes between them. Seeing that Zhang Fan's votes were about to exceed 300,000 all the way, the sea couldn't help it anymore and dialed the phone of the water army, "Another 100,000 tickets!"

The sailors of this operation have been preparing for several weeks in advance, and they can barely eat another 100,000 tickets. But if there are more, they will have to pay a large price, and the risk of exposure will be very huge. After all, this is a real-name voting, and the trolls are not strong enough to brush millions of votes without showing a trace.

The number of votes in the sea also began to increase rapidly, but it could not stop Zhang Fan's footsteps.

"Not only is this house small, but it's also full of holes. If it rains, it's going to be fatal. ”

"How?"

"It's raining lightly outside, and it's moderate rain inside. When it rains moderately outside, it's raining heavily inside the house. When it's raining heavily, you can swim inside. If it's raining too much, you'll have to take shelter under the overpass. ”

"Are you still a house?"

The audience at the scene laughed non-stop, and some even wiped the corners of their eyes. This kind of purely commercial cross talk is completely in line with the aesthetics of most people. I don't care about anything else, as long as I can laugh happily, it's the best.

Compared with the cross talk that the previous contestants said was full of empty words, it was completely a heaven and an underground.

Zhang Fan raised his hand and wiped the corners of his eyes, "Life is too miserable, and I have to sell newspapers on the road on a cold day." ”

Liu Yue nodded: "It's miserable enough." ”

Zhang Fan waved his hand: "You came over at this time." ”

Liu Yue answered, "What am I doing?"

"You're a big boss, or a big boss of a multinational company. I was selling newspapers on the road when you came in a thirteen-door Cadillac. ”

"Huh?!" Liu Yue was dumbfounded, "I came by train?"

"As soon as your car drove up, black smoke came out, and half of the imperial capital couldn't see its fingers. ”

"Three jumpers?"

"The traffic police are shouting when they see you, Great Sage, take the supernatural powers. ”

"Poofhahahaha~~~~" The scene was all laughing.

Not only were the audience laughing, but many of the staff couldn't help but laugh. It's really interesting, it's just the ultimate in the funniness of the language class!

The sea backstage was as black as the bottom of an iron pot, and the cross talk actors in the audience were all blue faces. The reactions of the audience around were all slapping their faces, and they were still pumping hard from side to side. Every time the audience laughs, they twitch their faces, and these cross talk actors feel that their faces are going to be swollen.

Since it is art, it should focus on the needs of the audience. And the end of forcibly violating this law is now, and it was ruthlessly abandoned by the audience. The audience isn't actually demanding, they just want to have a good laugh. If Zhang Fan can do it, then the audience will naturally pursue Zhang Fan, and voting is just a small thing. And if you can't do it, you can only be eliminated!

"You see I'm so down, without saying a word, I just took out a big check book, took out a gold pen made of pure gold, signed a check and handed it to me. The expression on Zhang Fan's face was stunned, "I look at the check, 500,000!"

"Huh~ It's really generous. ”

"I'm stupid, I can't believe it. With these 500,000, my whole family is alive. The expression on Zhang Fan's face was very in place, and he stretched out his hand to make a gripping motion, "I can't believe it, just pick up your hand and put it in my mouth and bite it like this!"

"Huh?" Liu Yue's eyes widened, "You can't believe it, just bite my hand?!"

The audience, and even the audience in front of many TV sets, were all excited, laughing happily and clapping, venting the laughter in their hearts.

This cross talk is really amazing, especially under the background of the previous sets of lifeless performances, it stands out from the crowd! Everyone's hearts were hung up, looking at Zhang Fan without blinking, looking forward to the next performance.

"Director!" the staff couldn't hold back the excitement in their hearts, and forcibly lowered their voices, "The ratings are over one percent!!"

"Huh~~~" Although this expectation had been expected for a long time, when he really heard the good news, Deputy Director Wang couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief. Looking at Zhang Fan's eyes on the stage, he was already full of smiles: "How about the votes?"

After Zhang Fan came to the stage to speak, his votes rose all the way like chicken blood. The staff also admired Zhang Fan, who saved the ratings of their program, "Now it's over 500,000!

"What about the sea?" Deputy Director Wang also felt that there must be a problem with the number of votes in the sea, but now is not the time to pursue this.

"After 400,000 votes, his votes rose very slowly, and now he has been dropped. ”

It's not that the sea is unwilling to continue to pay for tickets, after all, this fight is simply a pressure on his entire career for him. And so much money has been invested in the early stage, giving up at this time is equivalent to all the waste. This is an outcome that he cannot accept in any way.

However, the sailors didn't expect the scale to be so large. They had bought all the tickets they could buy, but they couldn't do it covertly for a short time. Unless it's they who get tickets regardless of the danger of exposure.

Everyone had predicted that at most two or three hundred thousand tickets would be close to the sky, after all, it costs money to buy. No one thought that Zhang Fan would be so good, and after the lecture, the number of votes was like a rocket soaring into the sky, and now there are more than 500,000 votes!

In fact, just by looking at the ratings, you can get a rough idea. After one percent of the ratings, it means that the audience in front of the TV is already in the tens of millions. When so many people were laughing non-stop watching Zhang Fan's cross talk, it was natural that many people would choose to vote for him.

Although it costs ten yuan, Zhang Fan said it well, this ten yuan is really not much!

With the passage of time, Zhang Fan's votes have skyrocketed, and he went directly to the million mark. And the sea can only sit on the sofa with a desperate face at this time, looking at the number of votes he was left behind.

Crooked ways can indeed play some role. But under the real general trend, it must be like spring turning snow, and there is no resistance at all!