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"You see a girl, she is beautiful. Zhang Fan's tone was envious: "You go up to tease others." Although they are about 400 pounds, you like it. ”

"Four hundred catties?!" Liu Yue's eyes glared out, "Four hundred catties, I'm going to tease others?!"

"Do you like it? Zhang Fan waved his hand, "You come forward and shout, little girl, come on, I'll hug you." ”

In the midst of the loud laughter in the hall, Liu Yue couldn't cry and laugh, "Do I have such long arms?"

The scene was crazy with laughter. I have really never heard of such amusing cross talk. That's what they want!

"When you were young, your parents ordered you a doll. You were young, only four years old. What does a four-year-old child know?" Zhang Fan had a serious expression, "The woman is also very young, and she was about fifty-one years old at that time. ”

"Huh?!" Liu Yue almost sat on the ground. And the audience is already bursting with laughter.

"Later, you were married twice. Once, the woman was taken back by the owner. Zhang Fan continued, "Another time, the woman later became your apprentice's daughter-in-law. ”

"Why am I so messed up?!" Liu Yue had a look on his face that was about to collapse.

"In short, your marriage is very unfortunate!" Zhang Fan waved his hand, "By the time you are seventy-five years old, you know a flight attendant who has just retired." Beautiful, only eighteen years old. It's all set to get married on the same day. But they want you to perform in Singapore for five years. 10 million dollars a year! What do you say you should do? You don't have a single relative in the entire imperial capital, and I am the only friend. Who do you say you have entrusted your beautiful daughter-in-law to?"

"Hahahaha~~~" The scene resounded with thunderous applause and laughter. This joke after joke came out so that the audience couldn't stand it. The atmosphere at the scene was already hot to the point of exploding.

"I rented a small courtyard for your daughter-in-law in the countryside. There is a ditch in front and a well in the back, a river on the left and a pit on the right. ”

"You put my daughter-in-law in the turret?"

"It's safe here. ”

"To put it simply, it's been five years in a blink of an eye!" Zhang Fan raised his hand and scratched his hair, "I went into the room, found a chair to sit down, looked at your daughter-in-law and shouted Jin Lian." ”

"Ah?!" Liu Yue was stupid again, "My daughter-in-law Pan Jinlian?!"

"The door was pushed open, and your eldest son ran in with his school bag on his back. "Zhang Fan spread his hands" and called my father when he saw me. ”

"Hey!"

"Don't shout!" Zhang Fan glared, "In two days, a short, thin man with a long face will come over." Shout that and call it Daddy. ”

"You're not doing this authentically. Liu Yue began to quarrel with Zhang Fan with a red face. The two of them came and went on the stage just like the real thing, and they shouted with red faces and thick necks, and the audience below was very happy.

"This child is mine!" Zhang Fan slapped the table in front of him hard, with a sad face, "You are eighty years old, I will give you all my children for the sake of your old Liu family." ”

"Hey, that's a big deal. Liu Yue hurriedly stepped forward to comfort. But he didn't expect Zhang Fan to follow, "Your daughter-in-law gave birth." ”

"Wow~~~" Zhang Fan and Liu Yue bowed and saluted, and this paragraph called entrusting his wife and offering his children was finally finished. And the studio hall also resounded with thunderous applause, which was deafening!

Zhang Fan's performance is extremely exciting, both the stage performance and the language expression ability are flawless, vivid, and even to the extent that every move can drive the audience's emotions. The whole paragraph is expressed very clearly, showing a very high level of cross talk skills.

In fact, the cross talk jokes that Zhang Fan bought from the points store are not just jokes. It's a complete set of live performance ability from start to finish, and this ability shows the best state.

With such excellent expressive ability and never-before-seen excellent works, it naturally made the audience fascinated and cheered.

Of course, Zhang Fan's level of cross talk is only possible when he talks about the jokes he bought from the points store. Changing to any other cross talk is definitely not an entry level. Only, that's enough.

In the applause of the audience, the host walked to the stage to continue hosting. However, Zhang Fan waved his hand to the host.

This scene is extremely rare in any show. Or something that never happened. The guest wanted to steal the limelight from the host, which made the host instantly dumbfounded.

Zhang Fan glanced at the cross talk actors who were sitting in the front row as an audience, and when he performed cross talk, they were black from beginning to end, as if they were bankrupt and ready to jump off the building. Zhang Fan's eyes were filled with disdain, contempt and anger.

"Thank you for the support of the audience and friends, hearing your applause and laughter is the greatest relief for me as a cross talker. Zhang Fan's words made the atmosphere at the scene start to heat up again.

"Here I take a few minutes of the moderator's time and say something that I want to say. Zhang Fan nodded apologetically to the embarrassed host.

What else can the host do? Except for showing a slightly embarrassed smile to Zhang Fan, he can't go crazy and turn his face with Zhang Fan in this kind of national live broadcast program, right? If he doesn't know the severity, then his hosting career can basically be declared over.

Zhang Fan retracted his gaze, and his voice gradually became louder: "Everyone knows that I have a bet with the lifeless traditional cross talk world. The gambling contract is very heavy, and whoever loses will have to quit the business completely. But I've never been worried about it since I made that bet! Why? That's because I knew I was going to win!"

Zhang Fan directly replaced the bet between himself and the sea for the entire traditional cross talk world, and it is indeed not wrong to say so.

Zhang Fan's eyes became more and more fierce: "Why am I sure to win? Because I haven't thought about the ability to educate the audience in the cross talk! I haven't thought about what kind of elegant art I'm talking about! What I'm talking about is a joke that makes everyone laugh without reservation! The only goal is to make everyone happy and exchange laughter for a good mood." Forget the troubles of life. That's why I said I was going to win. Because I know you're going to love it!"

Zhang Fan's words were said to have reached the hearts of the audience, and the scene instantly burst into thunderous applause.

Not only the audience at the scene, but also the audience in front of many TV sets were also very excited, because Zhang Fan expressed their anger and disappointment at being tossed by the elegant art of those so-called cross talk actors in the traditional cross talk world over the years!

That's what the audience wants to say!

"What is cross talk? When cross talk appeared, it was a folk art that was half windy and rain-free on the flyover. Let the audience be happy and smile after listening to cross talk, which is the pursuit of cross talk!" Zhang Fan's voice also became louder and louder in the thunderous applause, "I can't get used to this." So take the cross talk that everyone likes to listen to and compete with those so-called elegant cross talk. That's why I say that I never worry about winning or losing, because I know what people like and want!

"Wow~~~" The scene boiled. The audience all stood up and cheered excitedly and applauded vigorously. The shocking applause almost overturned the entire studio hall!

Zhang Fan said what the audience had always wanted to say, and he also used facts to trample the so-called elegant cross talk in the muddy water. brought the cross talk that really brought laughter to the audience in front of everyone, and the audience was all boiling.

In this environment that is almost about to burn, the cross talk actors in the audience are shaking one by one as if they are shaking. The audience's reaction was like a hammer that stunned them all, and the eyes of the audience around them were more like needles and cones, so that they could not stay any longer.

These cross talk actors got up one after another, lowered their heads and fled outside under the attention of many eyes around them. They really can't stay anymore, and they also know that their careers are over, and the earth-shaking earthquake in the cross talk world is coming!

"Thank you all for your support. Zhang Fan pulled Liu Yue, who had already been dumbfounded, bowed to the audience again, and then said with a smile, "Now is the time for a showdown between the new school of cross talk and the elegant cross talk, please give me support and vote for me." ”

The cross talk actors who had already run to the door of the studio hall with their heads down almost fell to the ground when they heard this.

This man is so shameless! He has already taken over the momentum, and he is already winning. But I have to take advantage of this noisy atmosphere to canvass for myself. This is a rhythm that will completely trample the entire traditional cross talk world to death.

These cross talk actors can even predict that tomorrow the news from all over the country will report this incident. The unbearable popularity of the traditional cross talk industry and the new cross talk will be displayed in front of all audiences across the country. At that time, there will be no place for the traditional cross talk world to turn over.

Even these cross talk actors have secretly planned in their hearts that they will change to the new cross talk route after they go back. After all, although the traditional cross talk world is about to collapse, they still have to live, and they can't be buried in the ruins of history with the traditional cross talk world. It's just a change of vest, and he can still call the wind and rain in the cross talk world. Today's humiliation is nothing, as long as you can continue to make money, it's all a fart!

Spit on oneself is simply not a matter for these cross talk actors.

At this moment, they were somewhat sympathetic to the sea.

Although they all had blood in this ticket-buying operation, money was not very important to them at this time. After all, as long as they can continue to mix in the cross talk world, then they can continue to make money. After all, there will be a time to make up for the loss.

But the sea is different, and his artistic career is over. From then on, there will never be a chance to appear on stage again. Moreover, the sea also paid a large sum of money alone this time, which can be regarded as a loss of money.

However, in fact, they didn't know that the sea was already dead at this time!