Chapter 9 Yellow Flower Virgin
Seeing that the two hosts had no objections, Qin Feng immediately prepared to return. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
He took out his mobile phone and quickly created a document, and began to type on the mobile phone screen like flying fingers, and in less than a minute, he finished writing.
Then two steps in front of the male host, he said to him:
"Dude, please do me a favor"
"You say"
"First of all, you send this document I wrote to the sound teacher, in which I wrote down how to let him cooperate, and then you can borrow me a guitar, maybe you will need it later, I see that the band that finished the performance before has a guitar."
"No problem, it's a trivial matter, just rest assured"
"Okay, I'll send you the file, and you can take the guitar to the table in a moment."
After speaking, Qin Feng sent the document to the host on WeChat.
After the host received it, he took a look at it and walked to the depths of the backstage, taking out his mobile phone and starting to make calls as he walked.
After Qin Feng finished this matter, he turned around and walked towards Lin Yang.
Lin Yang also heard the conversation between Qin Feng and the host, so he asked curiously:
"Aren't you going to sing at the party? Why do you think of borrowing a guitar and not worrying about the loss of copyright?"
"It's okay, I'll register with my mobile phone immediately after singing, it should be no problem, if it's robbed by others, then forget it, don't want the copyright of this song, buddy"
"Anyway, weigh it yourself, it's all your stuff, I don't care"
Qin Feng took a step forward, put his arm around Lin Yang's shoulders and said:
"Dude didn't cheat you, isn't it a blockbuster? This cyclamen is definitely not invited in vain, and in the future, you Lin Fat will also be a celebrity in our school, just wait for the beauties to pounce on you!"
"Fuck off, I'm not as vulgar as you, buddy is a dedicated man, it's enough to have a beautiful woman, not like you beast"
"Pretend, then pretend, don't pretend to be x, pretend to be x, pretend to be x, and be struck by lightning!"
"You're just pretending to be x, and Lei wants to split and split a scum like you!"
"Okay, I won't cough with you anymore, listen to the encore outside, how does it feel, it's cool!"
Lin Yang listened to the shouts that were still in his ears, nodded and said:
"It feels really cool! I've never been so cool! Thank you for your good joke."
"What's polite, let's help each other, don't mention the word thank you, just treat, let's go, let's go on stage, and thank you for your support"
After speaking, he let go of Lin Yang's shoulder, turned around and walked back to the stage, Lin Yang saw that Qin Feng moved, and he also moved his steps, followed Qin Feng, and returned to the stage.
The entire audience in the auditorium was still clapping wildly, shouting "Encore, Encore", and the scene was spectacular.
The teachers were amazed to see this, and the audience shouted "encore" in a way that had never happened before in the history of the school evening.
In the sound of everyone's 'encore', Qin Feng and Lin Yang came back on stage, and when all the audience in the auditorium saw the two of them, the applause immediately became more intense, and many boys shouted:
"Dude, that's awesome, let's do it again"
"It's so funny, dude"
"Qin Feng, it's awesome!
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The girls were more subtle and didn't shout like this, but they all stood and applauded the two.
At the same time, the mobile phones that everyone had put away immediately took out again, and in an instant, there were countless mobile phones shooting towards the stage in the entire auditorium, everyone knew that as long as these two people were on stage, there would be laughter, so everyone was waiting for Qin Feng and Lin Yang to return to perform with great interest.
Qin Feng and Lin Yang walked to the center of the stage, the cross talk stage had been withdrawn, and the two stood on the stage, looking at the students who were in high spirits in the audience, they were a little moved.
After glancing at each other, Lin Yang motioned to Qin Feng to say a few words, Qin Feng was not polite, he directly stepped forward and took the microphone, and began to say to the teachers and students in the audience:
"Hello everyone, I'm Qin Feng, thank you very much for liking our performance, Lin Yang and I are here to salute everyone, thank you for your support"
After finishing speaking, he and Lin Yang bowed deeply to all the audience again.
When the teachers and students under the stage heard Qin Feng's words, the applause that had stopped for a moment broke out again, deafening!
Many students are shouting:
"One more paragraph, that's so good, buddy"
"Qin Feng, it's okay to comment on the drama, that part just now is so good!"
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Outside the auditorium, the rest of the campus was filled with the sound of calling for friends.
"Come back and watch it, those two buddies who talk about cross talk are back"
"Really? That's another good show."
"Let's talk about cross talk or something else?
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Qin Feng and Lin Yang straightened their waists, and when they heard everyone's shouts, they glanced at each other, and they were all excited.
Lin Yang was very relaxed at this time, standing on the stage with a smile, the return performance was completely out of his own business, he just had to be a spectator.
Qin Feng was also smiling, looking light-hearted, standing there enjoying everyone's applause and cheers.
After everyone's applause and cheers climaxed, the volume decreased slightly, and Qin Feng took the microphone and spoke again:
To be honest, when we performed this cross talk on stage, we were very nervous, for fear that we would spurn it if we made a bad performance.
Fortunately, judging from everyone's performance so far, our performance is not bad and has been recognized by everyone. Such enthusiastic applause flattered both of us.
It is the first time for us to appear on the school stage, and it seems that the results are okay, and we have been loved and supported by our classmates, which gives us a lot of confidence, and we also enjoy such a good feeling, but the applause does not seem to be warm enough, everyone's applause may wish to be more warm, let us have more confidence!"
After finishing speaking, Qin Feng put his right hand next to his ear, making a listening appearance, and the microphone in his left hand was directly aimed at all the audience.
"Hahaha... ”
Qin Feng's words immediately caused everyone in the audience to burst into laughter, and while laughing, he accelerated the frequency of applause, and the applause at the scene was suddenly several times larger than before, and suddenly broke out, impacting the senses of everyone in the auditorium together with the loud laughter.
Qin Fengtian's shameless behavior of taking the initiative to ask for applause made everyone who knew him stunned, there was such a person, how good it must feel to himself!
The beauties waiting backstage have raised their awareness of Qin Feng's cheekiness to another level, and it seems that the lower limit is endless! The beautiful host looked at Qin Feng's behavior, and was completely speechless, sighing and shaking his head:
"I've never seen such a thick skin, he doesn't seem to know what embarrassment is, what kind of behavior appears in him, it seems to be normal, although the cross talk is very good, almost impeccable, but at present, the character is really not very good!
When Lin Yang heard Qin Feng's words, he immediately regretted following him back.
Qin Feng's behavior of taking the initiative to ask for applause made him so ashamed that his face turned red, his head immediately lowered, he felt that he couldn't see people, and he kept cursing Qin Feng in his heart:
"You are so shameless, you took the initiative to ask for applause in front of so many people, why are you so shameless! It's so embarrassing! I knew this, and I didn't come back with you if I killed Lao Tzu!"
Qin Feng saw Lin Yang's state, and did not let him go, and put the microphone back into his mouth:
"Let's see, my partner Lin Yang is obviously a little shy, and his face is red."
"Hahaha... ”
The audience burst into laughter.
Lin Yang raised his head and looked at Qin Feng in surprise, how did he lead the topic to himself, hearing the laughter of the audience, Lin Yang's face was about to turn black, and he gritted his teeth when he looked at Qin Feng.
But Qin Feng didn't have a hint of restraint, and continued to make fun of Lin Yang:
"Don't look at Lin Yang when he talks about cross talk, he is very calm and natural, but in private he is still a very shy fat man, he doesn't talk much, he is also very honest, he is not as sharp as when he talks about cross talk, he is very good, he is very popular, everyone likes to associate with him, he is my good roommate and good brother, so I am here to do something that he does not allow"
Speaking of this, everyone began to laugh, everyone was very much looking forward to Qin Feng's next behavior, according to his funny style, the things he did must be very funny.
At this time, Lin Yang's face had completely turned purple, and he looked at Qin Feng dumbfounded, not knowing what shocking things he would hear from his stinky mouth next, Lin Yang had already begun to mourn for himself in his heart:
"Damn, in this school in the future, Lao Tzu's face will be lost, and he will never be able to see anyone again, it was all done by Qin Feng, a bastard, and he must settle accounts with him when he comes down"
Qin Feng waited for everyone's laughter to lower a little, and then continued to say:
"That's the case, my buddy is still single, such a high-quality man is always so single, it's too unusual! It shows that the beauties of our school have no discernment, this kind of good man is looking for it, he is honest, reassuring, he will not go out to mess with flowers and grass, and he can talk cross talk, he can amuse you at any time, the most important point is that I can guarantee my reputation, this is definitely a yellow flower virgin, without any emotional experience, pure and flawless, so say, the girls here, what are you waiting for! If it's too late, someone else will snatch it!"
"Hahaha... ”
Qin Feng had already burst into laughter in the process of saying this, and when he finished speaking, the laughter in the auditorium was so loud that it could tear off the roof of the auditorium.
The boys were laughing wildly, beating their chests and laughing wildly, laughing while still looking at Lin Yang, who was dumbfounded.
The girls also covered their mouths and laughed, their faces were all crimson, and they kept scolding "hooligans" in their mouths, and at the same time, their eyes kept sweeping over Lin Yang, whenever they saw Lin Yang's dumbfounded expression, they would laugh again, and they couldn't stop it.
The teachers in the auditorium laughed and shook their heads and said:
"This Qin Feng, his mouth is too damaged!
"I'm laughing to death!
"Yellow flower virgin, pure and immaculate, I'll go, can this be used to describe a man? It's so funny!"
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There was a burst of laughter in all parts of the school, and the nickname Lin Yang had spread all over the school in an instant, and even rushed out of the scope of the school and began to circulate in the capital college circle.
Qin Feng and his classmates also laughed to death, almost no one could stand or sit normally, they all covered their stomachs and laughed, seeing Qin Feng who was relaxed and natural on the stage and Lin Yang, who was already completely sluggish, everyone couldn't stop laughing at all, hahaha laughed wildly.
Everyone began to mourn for Lin Yang, it was too unlucky! Bumped into Qin Feng's hands, at least half a year later, Lin Yang's name of "Yellow Flower Virgin" would not be able to run away, it would definitely hang high above his head like a signboard, and he couldn't pick it off.
At the same time, the classmates are also rejoicing, fortunately they can't speak cross talk, otherwise they may be themselves who will stand on the stage with a sluggish face, I don't know how Qin Feng's broken mouth will describe himself, but one thing is certain, it will definitely not sound good! Thinking of the four words Huanghua virgin, everyone was frightened and trembled!
"Qin Feng is too damaged, is there such a description of people?"
"Huanghua virgin, Lin Yang is unlucky to die!"
"Stinky shameless, how can this word be used indiscriminately, but it's really fun"
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While the classmates laughed, they also raised their vigilance against Qin Feng, they must not end up like Lin Yang, it would be too miserable.
Lin Yang on the stage had already woken up from the shock at this time, and the whole person was completely angry with Qin Feng's on-site marriage, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, his fingers trembled and pointed at Qin Feng, without the slightest scruple on the stage, and scolded Qin Feng loudly:
"Qin Feng, your uncle!"
After scolding, without any pause, he shook his head and walked to the backstage angrily, completely ignoring the situation at the scene.
Qin Feng, who was standing on the stage, looked at Lin Yang's back, and had no choice but to shrug his shoulders at the audience, as if he was innocent.
The change on the stage made the laughter louder
"Hahaha... ”
Everyone is already laughing like crazy.
This is not the end, Qin Feng took the microphone and made up for Lin Yang again.
"Lin Yang, don't be angry, buddy is also for your good, the on-site marriage is to let you get off the single as soon as possible and bid farewell to your virgin career, buddy is also a good intention!"
After Qin Feng shouted these words, the scene immediately exploded, and after listening to several plops, he saw that many students in the audience below had fallen directly to the ground, and the people who fell to the ground did not stand up immediately, but sat on the ground and kept slapping the ground and laughing wildly.
Everyone in the auditorium laughed wildly, the scene was staggered, many students were holding everything around them that could be supported, if there was no support, there might be more people who fell.
Lin Yang, who was already about to go backstage, also heard this, stumbled under his feet, and directly fell to the ground in the background with a 'snap', got up quickly with his hands, and scolded angrily in his mouth:
"Qin Feng, your uncle! Lao Tzu is not finished with you!"
Then, in the midst of everyone's crazy laughter, he rushed out of the backstage.
And the backstage was already in a mess when Qin Feng said this.