There were more and more people in the auditorium, and it was so full that it was almost full. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Qin Feng and Lin Yang's unparalleled cross talk performances quickly spread throughout the campus through various channels such as WeChat, telephone, and webcast, and many students who learned the news had rushed to the auditorium from all corners of the school, and more people were on the way to the auditorium, and they could only stand at the door, aisle, and corridor after arriving at the auditorium to listen to the cross talk.

Without exception, everyone was amused by Qin Feng and Lin Yang, and they were so happy that many of the students who were standing were almost out of strength to stand, leaning against the wall next to them or classmates, and they were all out of breath laughing.

Qin Feng and his classmates sitting in the audience looked at the two people on the stage, as if they had discovered a new world, their faces were full of irrepressible smiles and surprises, and the girls kept slapping their thighs or the back of the chair in front of them while wiping their tears.

"Hahaha, how did you come up with these jokes?"

"I'm laughing to death, I've lived so far combined, and I haven't laughed as much as I have laughed in a day today"

"These two goods are too deeply hidden, I knew they had this hand, why are we so anxious"

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The classmates are about to laugh like crazy, and the cross talk is almost coming to an end, and the time has already passed.

Qin Feng looked helpless: "Looking for a restaurant, I was about to enter, but the waiter stopped me, sir, we don't allow pets here"

Lin Yang smiled and said, "Oh, it's all dogs."

"Hahaha... The laughter resumed

"No pets!

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Qin Feng stretched out his hand and gestured: "You take a closer look, take a closer look,...... Come in, sit opposite, very emotional, order an old vinegar peanut, order a fried red fruit, a glass of apple cider vinegar for both of us"

Li Yang was full of surprise: "Oh, eat this alone"

Qin Feng cried with a sad face: "I'm jealous!"

Lin Yang nodded: "Look at her!"

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said, "After eating for a while, suddenly she asked me, you have to marry me, how many will we get married?"

Lin Yang: "Huh!"

Qin Feng wiped his forehead in horror: "I was stupid at that time, cold sweat came down, I said let's not joke, I may not be suitable for you"

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng and said, "I can't hear this"

Qin Feng said in a thick voice: "It's okay, I can accept you, think about it, if I follow you, how much educational significance is this?"

Lin Yang looked surprised: "What's the matter?"

Qin Feng scratched his ears and cheeks and said: "Isn't this asking for my own life, I understand what she said, if I marry him, it will be like donating money to the Red Cross, like renovating the Great Wall."

Lin Yang smiled and said, "Oh, okay!

Qin Feng shook his head firmly: "I don't go to hell, whoever loves will go down."

"Hahaha" the audience burst into laughter again.

"I don't go to hell, whoever loves it will go down, and I can still use it like this, it's so funny"

"Laughing crazy, these two goods!"

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Lin Yang smiled and shook his hand: "Okay, it's better not to do it."

Qin Feng raised his hand and waved down: "She was also anxious, she slapped the table, if you don't marry me, I'll find someone here to marry!"

Lin Yang was stunned: "Look!"

Qin Feng looked anxious, raised his hand and pointed outward: "The restaurant owner is here, you shouldn't be here, you said this, the guests have all run away"

Lin Yang laughed and said: "I'm afraid of marrying her, co-authored"

Qin Feng waved his hand: "I said you go, she said, if I don't leave, you have to compensate me for the loss of youth."

Lin Yang gestured with his hand: "That's what you said!"

Qin Feng cried with a sad face, and stretched out a finger: "I said one day, where can you lose, you can make a price, she said, a thousand yuan"

Lin Yang nodded: "It's not high!"

Qin Feng looked resentful: "I'm really anxious, the tiger doesn't send cats, you make me critically ill?"

Lin Yang said in surprise: "If you want to die, you are"

Liu Yan, who was sitting in the audience, was drinking water, and when she heard this, she squirted out all the water in her mouth and sprayed it on the back of the head of the person in front of her, and then she lay on her legs and began to shake her shoulders and laugh.

Liu Fei was sitting in front of her, and at this time she looked back helplessly, looked at Liu Yan behind her, and couldn't say anything, thinking about Qin Feng's lines just now, she couldn't be happy.

"These two boys, this time they are an instant hit, why didn't they find out before"

Qin Feng had a bitter face: "I'm so angry that I can't speak, how can you do this, let's bargain!"

Lin Yang looked surprised: "This is also a bargain!"

Qin Feng waved his hand: "She doesn't recognize her head, I look out of the window, - I said okay, let's listen to Lin Yang's words"

Lin Yang pointed with his hand and said, "Where am I outside?"

Qin Feng: "There is a statue of Lin Yang outside"

Lin Yang: "Statue?"

Qin Feng gestured to a height of more than two meters and said: "Lin Yang has a lot of viewers who like him, and he got such a big statue for him, bigger than a real person, standing in the community, combing his back hair, wearing a suit, and stretching out his hand to greet the audience."

As he spoke, he opened his palms and showed it to the audience.

Lin Yang also gestured his palm: "Oh, that's it."

Qin Feng pointed his finger forward: "Look! Lin Yang stretched out his hand, let's five hundred!"

Lin Yang was surprised: "Am I talking about five hundred?

"Hahaha"

Another burst of laughter.

Qin Feng had a bitter face, and gestured as he spoke: "You lie to her first, you say 1,000, I say 500, she said, what's the matter! The price of pork has risen, why am I only 500?"

Lin Yang nodded: "Hmm"

Qin Feng cried with a sad face: "I said that pork can still be eaten, look at you, is it useful?"

Lin Yang sighed: "Oops!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter continued.

Qin Feng said in a thick voice: "Okay, okay, tomorrow"

Lin Yang continued: "Hey!"

Qin Feng stretched out five fingers: "Tomorrow morning at ten o'clock, Lin Yang's statue is here, let's meet, five hundred yuan"

Lin Yang said: "Give money"

Qin Feng spread his hands: "I don't think it's worth it when she's gone!

Lin Yang smiled and said, "Well, it's a dog walker."

"Hahaha"

"Walking the dog, it's too bad"

"This mouth, it's so mean, I like it"

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Qin Feng pointed with his hand and waved his hand: "Find a friend, hurry up, Lin Yang's statue, go at night, knock off the finger and change it to two hundred"

Lin Yang stretched out two fingers: "It's changed to two hundred"

Qin Feng: "The arrangement is over, at ten o'clock in the morning the next day, the statue will be lowered to meet, pay 200 yuan to her, take it away!"

Lin Yang: "Took it?"

Qin Feng said in a rough voice: "Why!"

Lin Yang: "Oh"

Qin Feng pointed to the back of his head with a thumbs up: "Why! Lin Yang said to give two hundred"

Lin Yang continued: "Hmm"

Qin Feng changed his voice and said, "Look up!"

Lin Yang raised his head: "Oh"

Qin Feng said with a smile: "When I looked up, I almost didn't get angry with me, this hand is like this"

Then he reached out and made a six-six gesture

"Hahaha... ”

The audience laughed.

"I'm laughing to death, it's so funny"

"I love this cross talk to death, it's so funny"

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Lin Yang gestured, and suddenly realized: "Knock on this."

Qin Feng stretched out his middle three fingers and said, "Knock this guy off"

Lin Yang shook his head and said with a smile: "Hey! another hundred"

Qin Feng nodded: "I'm happy with her, six hundred, Lin Yang said to give six hundred"

Lin Yang also nodded: "The two of you really listen to me!"

Qin Feng looked depressed and waved his hand: "Make me angry, there's no way, give it to others, turn around after giving the money and go to my friend, you really lack virtue, I let you knock on that, why did you knock like this, I spent more!"

Lin Yang nodded violently: "That's right!"

Qin Feng said with a smile: "As soon as you talk about it, he's happy, you can admit it!"

Lin Yang: "What's wrong?"

Qin Feng gestured with an eight gesture and said, "If I knock it like this, you give eight hundred"

Lin Yang smiled: "More!"

"Hahaha... ”

After Lin Yang finished speaking, both of them laughed, then laughed together and took two steps back, bowed to the audience, and prepared to step down.

All the audience in the auditorium understood that this was the end of this crazy laughter, and the audience stood up and began to applaud the two.

"Bang Bang ... ”

"Good!"

"That's a great thing to say"

"Two buddies, it's amazing"

Everyone in the auditorium, whether it was a student or a teacher, whether they were sitting, or standing in the aisle or at the door, everyone stood up and applauded Qin Feng and Lin Yang's wonderful performance, the applause was long and warm, and the applause was deafening.

At the same time, countless mobile phone flashes held high at the scene began to flicker wildly, clicking one after another, and everyone was taking pictures of Qin Feng and Lin Yang, making the auditorium look like a star concert for a while.

All the audience applauded and applauded, while looking at the two people who had not yet gone down on the stage, everyone had a strong interest in the two of them, and kept asking the people around them about Qin Feng and their news.

"I'm already laughing and pumping, it's so enjoyable!"

"I've never been so happy in my life, and today I'm back all at once"

"Why have these two boys never heard of it, it's so funny, it's a blockbuster!"

"With these two people talking about cross talk, I will have a blessing in the next few years"

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At the same time, the school was completely fried, almost all the students watched the performance through the live broadcast of the campus network, and the wonderful performance of the two caused a sensation on the entire campus, laughter came from various dormitory buildings, and the school became a sea of joy.

On the forum, Weibo, and the circle of friends, there are constant discussions.

"Who thought of this cross talk joke, it's amazing, it's better than the Spring Festival Gala, it's so funny!"

"The cooperation between these two buddies is seamless, and it's really enjoyable to listen to"

"It's so awesome, God! I can't believe it's at our school party."

"I'm sure this joke will soon become a hit"

"These two buddies are too good, their shows will be watched in the future"

"This is the best cross talk I've heard in recent years, there is no one"

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In the course of the discussion, some students who were quick to move the recorded video clips to the Internet immediately attracted attention.

At the same time, the cross talk clips also began to spread rapidly in the circle of friends and college forums, and it had spread all over the country in a few minutes.

The laughter was no longer confined to the campus, but soon resounded in many other places.

The audience below applauded continuously, heated discussions, and applauded without interruption.

The two standing on the stage glanced at each other, Lin Yang's eyes were full of excitement, while Qin Feng's eyes were full of pride.

Looking at the audience under the stage, the two exchanged glances, bowed to the audience again, straightened their waists, and turned around and walked to the back of the stage.

The applause at the scene became louder, without the slightest intention of stopping, still ringing wildly behind the two.

I don't know who started to take the lead and shouted "encore"

At first, there were only one or two people shouting, but gradually more and more students got involved, and the voices became louder.

"Encore, encore, encore。。。。。。 ”

The voices of the audience gathered together, like a tsunami, deafening.

The entire auditorium was already filled with shouts of "Encore, Encore", filling every corner.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang, who had already walked to the backstage, heard the tsunami-like encore shouts of the mountain, and glanced at each other, and they could see the excitement and excitement in each other's eyes.

Everyone waiting backstage also shouted "Encore, Encore... ”

They looked at Qin Feng and Lin Yang's eyes a little fanatical, the performance of the two of them was so amazing, it was like a god descending from the earth.

Everyone never thought that they could see such a level of performance on the intercollegiate stage, and they almost couldn't believe their eyes.

These waiting classmates in the backstage are now throwing themselves to the ground for the five bodies that Qin Feng and Lin Yang admire, even if many of them don't like Qin Feng, especially the perverted appearance he showed when he accosted the hostess before, it is contemptible when you think about it.

But it is undeniable that his performance on the stage is extremely exciting, even the female host who hates Qin Feng the most cannot deny this.

For everyone's admittion, Lin Yang was a little frightened, and even at a loss.

And Qin Feng enjoyed such a feeling of being in the limelight very much, he was just an ordinary person in his previous life, it was impossible for him to enjoy such treatment, he didn't expect that on the first day of rebirth, he already had this kind of unimaginable treatment.

It's so cool, like being in the clouds! Qin Feng felt like he was about to float.

The encore sound in the auditorium is still like a wave, constantly washing over the eardrums of everyone in the audience.

Qin Feng gradually came to his senses, listening to this sound, it was a burst of excitement, only to feel that his blood flow rate was accelerating, and his heartbeat was pounding much faster than before, Qin Feng, who was stimulated by the burst of adrenaline, was very excited, listening to the voice in the auditorium behind him, and then looking at the expectant eyes of these waiting beauties in front of him, Qin Feng decided to play another big one, and shock these students.

After deciding, Qin Feng looked at the two hosts, looked at their arrangements, and saw if they were ready to go up to report the curtain.

The huge encore sound at the scene made the two hosts hesitate a little, should they immediately go up to report the curtain and proceed to the next show? Or let Qin Feng and Lin Yang go on stage encore?

Seeing the emotions of everyone in the auditorium now, they are afraid that they will be booed by everyone if they go up to report the next show.

After hesitating, I saw Qin Feng looking over and looking at his eyes, this was wanting to go on stage again.

The two hosts glanced at each other, and considering the situation at the scene, the two of them simply agreed to let Qin Feng and Lin Yang go on stage again, which could be regarded as relieving the pressure on the two of them.

After figuring it out, the two nodded at Qin Feng and agreed to let him play again.

Lin Yang also saw what Qin Feng meant, and he didn't have any objections.

Anyway, the performance is already over, and going up again is nothing more than thanking everyone for their support, there will be nothing else, he is very happy to show his face like this, he didn't think of Qin Feng's plan at all, if he thought about it, he wouldn't play again.